Board 8 > Cocaine Bear opens at 100% Fresh

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FFDragon
02/23/23 1:22:34 PM
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cocaine_bear

I'm starting to think we might not be in the darkest timeline after all.

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FFDragon
02/23/23 1:26:30 PM
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Oh I know. I've been on board from the start

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swordz9
02/23/23 1:28:24 PM
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Gonna pave the way for some new deadly animal movies. Meth Shark and Cocaine Croc when
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Chaeix
02/23/23 1:35:58 PM
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swordz9 posted...
Gonna pave the way for some new deadly animal movies. Meth Shark and Cocaine Croc when
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FFDragon
02/23/23 1:40:28 PM
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Kangaroo Smack

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ChaosTonyV4
02/23/23 1:52:01 PM
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Krocodil Crocodile

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TheRock1525
02/23/23 1:54:32 PM
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Cocaine Bear gonna be what Snakes on a Plane wish it was.

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Bane_Of_Despair
02/23/23 2:14:54 PM
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At least Snakes on a Plane got a cool song

https://youtu.be/A1wMyKQ6jUg

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Obellisk
02/23/23 2:29:37 PM
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Heroin Hawk is going to be rad.

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Underleveled
02/23/23 3:42:01 PM
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Awesome. I was strangely intrigued enough to want to see it.

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mnk
02/23/23 3:42:04 PM
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swordz9 posted...
Gonna pave the way for some new deadly animal movies. Meth Shark and Cocaine Croc when

I'd rather see Dope Dolphin.

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Underleveled
02/23/23 3:42:52 PM
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Acid Anteater is obviously where it's at

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xenosaga
02/23/23 3:43:10 PM
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Speed Sloth - Lethargy was the only thing keeping us safe.

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Crescent-Moon
02/23/23 3:58:02 PM
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Is this a "so bad it's good" sort of thing?

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VintageGin
02/23/23 4:24:22 PM
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I can't help but get a "trying too hard" vibe from this movie. It just feels too forced.

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Obellisk
02/23/23 4:31:24 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Acid Anteater is obviously where it's at


you mean LSD Elephant?

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_stingers_
02/23/23 4:36:00 PM
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xenosaga posted...
Speed Sloth - Lethargy was the only thing keeping us safe.
Lmao

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Forceful_Dragon
02/23/23 4:39:09 PM
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Speed Sloth = Slaking without Truant. God help us all.

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Pokalicious
02/23/23 5:00:47 PM
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Killer Manta Ray

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MoogleKupo141
02/23/23 5:10:18 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Acid Anteater is obviously where it's at

now youre just inventing Mavericks

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banananor
02/23/23 6:28:24 PM
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this has the same energy as "Rubber", the movie about a killer tire

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Underleveled
02/23/23 6:33:45 PM
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Crescent-Moon posted...
Is this a "so bad it's good" sort of thing?
Those don't usually get good reviews from the critics though, do they?

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Raka_Putra
02/23/23 6:50:18 PM
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Pot Parrot's got my money.

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UshiromiyaEva
02/23/23 6:54:49 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Those don't usually get good reviews from the critics though, do they?

The movie actually has very poor reviews, but they all just barely above the line to technically be considered Fresh.

Rotten Tomatoes is kind of busted like that. If a movie has nothing but dozens of 61s across the board, it will have a higher Fresh rating than a movie with dozens of 100s and 2 40s.

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WazzupGenius00
02/23/23 7:27:33 PM
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banananor posted...
this has the same energy as "Rubber", the movie about a killer tire
Im guessing you havent actually seen Rubber, this movie looks 1000 times more straightforward than what that movie turned out to be.

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NFUN
02/23/23 8:13:42 PM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
Im guessing you havent actually seen Rubber, this movie looks 1000 times more straightforward than what that movie turned out to be.


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masterplum
02/23/23 8:21:08 PM
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I have seen rubber and I think its still a fine comparison

Rubber was weird as hell but still had big ridiculous energy

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TomNook
02/23/23 8:59:44 PM
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VintageGin posted...
I can't help but get a "trying too hard" vibe from this movie. It just feels too forced.
That's how these types of movies almost always are. They rarely use any kind of subtly or nuance in the plot or humor. It's just the "wackiness" that you see from the trailer, but goes on for far too long, making the same joke over and over, and quickly wearing out its welcome. And they don't need to try to be clever, because the people that go to see it, see the trailer, and think "that looks great! I can't wait to see what happens", and it plays out exactly how you'd think it happens with every scene being the same obvious joke, because the creators are counting on the outrageous premise being enough to elevate it for their intended audience, so they get lazy on the writing.

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Forceful_Dragon
02/23/23 9:30:38 PM
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Right, and that's what I was expecting from this movie, but if it's actually being well received by critics maybe it has more?

I'll be watching it this weekend regardless. No point to have an unlimited movie pass if you don't use it to see random movies.

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UF8
02/24/23 5:42:00 PM
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Went and watched it. Honestly... I feel it totally lost its appeal as it departed from the premise. Would've been great if it just stuck with the whole oddball campy horror angle they had for most of it. Most if not all of the stuf I liked was already shown in the trailer so meh
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Isquen
02/24/23 6:04:25 PM
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The whole first part of this topic sounds like a bad Mega Man X sequel.

Or an awesome one.

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LiquidOshawott
02/25/23 10:38:36 PM
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Watched

I actually enjoyed it! Thought it was funny enough for what it was going for

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Forceful_Dragon
02/26/23 12:02:31 PM
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Yeah, we saw it on Friday and had a blast. It's the kind of absurd violence and humor that I could see myself throwing on again from time to time.

But some people in my showing brought their children. Just awful parenting, it is NOT a movie for kids.

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paulg235
02/26/23 12:33:58 PM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
But some people in my showing brought their children. Just awful parenting, it is NOT a movie for kids.
How does someone look at a movie titled "Cocaine Bear" and think to themselves "yep, the kids can come to it"?

Sounds like a case of the parents wanting to go but can't be arsed leaving their kids at home or have someone watch over them so they brought them along.

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SHINE_GET_64
02/26/23 12:45:40 PM
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Eh my mom took me and my brother to the south park movie when we were like 13 and 10

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Forceful_Dragon
02/26/23 9:15:05 PM
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Guessing ages are hard, but if day as young as 7 or 8.

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banananor
02/26/23 10:28:57 PM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
Im guessing you havent actually seen Rubber, this movie looks 1000 times more straightforward than what that movie turned out to be.
your point still stands, but we haven't seen cocaine bear yet, I think?

I was comparing trailer enthusiasm

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Forceful_Dragon
02/27/23 1:46:08 AM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
Guessing ages are hard, but if day as young as 7 or 8.

but I'd* say*

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MMXcalibur
02/27/23 8:10:02 AM
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Cocaine Bear, Acid Anteater, Heroin Hawk.

Mega Man X9 is going to be awesome.

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Underleveled
02/27/23 8:46:04 AM
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SHINE_GET_64 posted...
Eh my mom took me and my brother to the south park movie when we were like 13 and 10
I mean, I was allowed to watch South Park at 13, as were most people I knew at the time, and my parents were really pretty strict with what we could watch.

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SHINE_GET_64
02/27/23 9:35:45 AM
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imagine her surprise at Saddam Hussein's penis

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swordz9
02/27/23 7:16:06 PM
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Sounds like Meth Gator is coming next? Ive seen it posted around
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Forceful_Dragon
02/27/23 7:42:08 PM
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Unless it has the same people behind it I have 0 confidence it won't be awful

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TheRock1525
02/27/23 11:34:31 PM
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Meth Gator is being made by the Asylum so yeah it'll suck.

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HaRRicH
02/28/23 12:15:55 AM
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Meth Gator sucks.

Methawk rules.

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Forceful_Dragon
03/09/23 10:10:43 AM
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Did anyone else end up seeing this?

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masterplum
03/09/23 10:11:49 AM
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I wanted to and never found time

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HaRRicH
03/09/23 11:11:52 AM
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I watched it.

I don't respect it.

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GavsEvans123
03/09/23 1:39:32 PM
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I watched it. I'm not necessarily sure it was a good movie, but I did find it very entertaining! This was a first time since before Covid I'd been to the cinema, and in that context it was an excellent choice.

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