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Smiffwilm 01/26/23 5:06:51 PM #51: |
Here's one that randomly comes up and not many bring up, nor can I find a good youtube video of it: -Moments before going through with committing a crime that forever changed their lives.- Mona Simpson: "I put Homer to bed, Abe. And now I'm going out. It could be a late night. I'm meeting my destiny." Abe Simpson: *staring at the tv with total indifference* "Sooo long." --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 01/26/23 5:08:59 PM #52: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QlaJG-Xucww --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/26/23 5:12:05 PM #53: |
Probably misses his old glasses --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 01/26/23 5:18:45 PM #54: |
Smiffwilm posted... Here's one that randomly comes up and not many bring up, nor can I find a good youtube video of it: Now that Johnny Unitas, theres a haircut you could set your watch to. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 01/26/23 5:20:14 PM #55: |
For an evening or a week, theres no place like the mall. Food, fun, and fashion, the mall has it all. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 01/26/23 5:21:51 PM #56: |
Shit all of them. I'll try to pick one from random. Here we go, garage vs. carhole https://youtu.be/JhbJnlIvfyc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/26/23 5:22:22 PM #57: |
If you like bacon, yer gonna love it! And if ya don't like bacon, well then t'hell wit'cha! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shamino 01/26/23 5:24:14 PM #58: |
Mmm....Floor pie --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k RTX 3080 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 01/26/23 5:24:50 PM #59: |
Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby To get ourselves some snacks - *Simpsons family sing Armour Hot Dogs song* Lisa: Does this family know any songs that aren't from a commercial? ... I feel like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight! --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CalosiaTana 01/26/23 5:33:20 PM #60: |
Back in my day we had bumblebees on nickels. Gimme 5 bees for a quarter they'd say --- Big man, pig man Ha ha, charade you are ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 5:51:40 PM #61: |
"Do you even have a job anymore?" "I think it's pretty obvious that I don't." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 01/26/23 6:03:09 PM #62: |
These are speed holes. They make the car go faster. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 01/26/23 6:11:50 PM #63: |
episode that parodies The Oddyssey *suitors, including ancient Greek Disco Stu are lining up for Marge* *Disco Stu makes seductive comment, seemingly toward Marge* *Bart makes witty retort* *Stu turns to Bart* "Discus STU was talkin to YOU!" *Bart shudders uncomfortably* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 6:13:16 PM #64: |
"Murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabin017 01/26/23 6:19:15 PM #65: |
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" --- https://imgur.com/tsNBPt2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The-Apostle 01/26/23 6:24:24 PM #66: |
Simpson Homer Simpson He's the greatest guy in history! From the Town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree. *screams* --- http://goo.gl/mnO36O #GoPackGo Not changing sig until EA brings a good create a team mode back to Madden. Started 9/10/2021 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 6:24:55 PM #67: |
sabin017 posted... "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" "hELlo MOthER deAR..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sega_System 01/27/23 3:03:47 AM #68: |
Now we play the waiting game. ... Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos. --- I'm so powerful, Leeroy Jenkins shouts my name when running into battle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid_Seb 01/27/23 9:22:20 AM #69: |
Bart: This is the worst day of my life... Homer, reassuringly: Worst day of your life so far ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 01/27/23 9:24:06 AM #70: |
I explained steamed hams to my electrolysis lady yesterday --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/27/23 9:25:43 AM #71: |
Kurt_Russel posted... Homer: Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two.I don't know what you have planned this weekend but count me out. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/27/23 9:28:19 AM #72: |
Oh my God...this man is my exact double! ...OH MY GOD! That dog has a puffy tail!! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 01/27/23 9:34:55 AM #73: |
When that guy who owned an erotic bakery wanted Marge to work for him Patrick: My number one customers are married couples; your friends and neighbors. *grabs a cake box* I just made a custom order for the Hibberts. It's an exact replica of the good doctor's-- Marge: I don't wanna know! Patrick: It's not what ya think it is Marge: Good. *looks into box* Patrick: It's his penis! Marge: That's exactly what I was thinking! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 01/27/23 9:40:09 AM #74: |
"Now give me a taste!" https://youtu.be/HUpwSsEu204 --- Oda break tracker 2022- 13 (3) | THE Ohio State:11-1 | Las Vegas Raiders: 6-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 01/27/23 2:50:55 PM #75: |
*watching the Ramones* Burns: "Have The Rolling Stones killed" Smithers: "But sir, that's..." Burns: "Do as I say!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/27/23 2:57:49 PM #76: |
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts." Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HA4e 01/27/23 3:01:11 PM #77: |
Nelson tries to bait Homer with the stupid says what, but Homer says he doesn't know any idiots but then mumbles something, and Nelson says what? Making everyone in the school use his trademark laugh at him for falling for his own joke. --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." EDF! EDF! EDF! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/27/23 3:27:47 PM #78: |
Cocytus posted... *watching the Ramones* (Homer sees Johnny and Edgar Winter while fleeing from zombies in a hearse) "DIE, YOU CHALK-FACED GOONS!!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/27/23 3:35:34 PM #79: |
The legendary 'TRAMAPOLINE, TRABAPOLINE' line wouldn't be half as funny without Homer bowling over some poor soul pulling out of their driveway five seconds latter with the line "Oh no you don't! That trampoline is MINE!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 01/27/23 3:37:02 PM #80: |
Bart: Come on, Seymour! Mau! Didi mau! Skinner: Ow! I told you no one can climb a rope.I t's physically impossible. I can't remember if it was Hit and Run or Road Rage, but I remember driving with Skinner and crashing into everything trying to get him to say Didi Mau. Somehow that's a core memory for me. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/29/23 4:16:53 PM #81: |
I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 01/29/23 4:29:33 PM #82: |
Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 01/29/23 7:02:02 PM #83: |
Well this randomly popped today so.... this as well. https://youtu.be/bSFs2qtcji4 --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/30/23 9:17:45 AM #84: |
"Whoa, slow down there, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 01/30/23 10:34:56 AM #85: |
The moon belongs to America. --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NES4EVER 01/30/23 10:46:21 AM #86: |
Homer: See i have this friend named Joey Jojo Junior... Shabadoo Moe: Thats the worst name I ever heard Joey Jojo: *runs away crying* Barney: Hey! Joey Jojo!!! --- nu-horsemen 4evar [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 01/30/23 10:47:43 AM #87: |
The kids can call you "Hoju." --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/30/23 12:11:51 PM #88: |
*Peels out on a motorcycle* "Up yours, children!" I may dislike Principal and the Pauper conceptually, but it does have some damn funny lines. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 01/30/23 12:57:09 PM #89: |
*grandpa pulls up on hog* Hey, everybody! I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza! --- Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo, you wanna see my bacon torpedo? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LincolnDuncan 01/30/23 1:00:51 PM #90: |
My bologna has a first name it's H O M E R My bologna has a second name it's H O M E R --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meestermj 01/30/23 1:01:49 PM #91: |
"I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?" --- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/30/23 1:05:20 PM #92: |
"Are you on your 3rd beer of the evening?" "...does whiskey count as beer?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Incurso91 01/30/23 1:16:41 PM #93: |
https://youtu.be/vm6g3P0BYrQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 01/30/23 1:17:02 PM #94: |
Cecil: Anyway, I choose to remember Bob as the big brother who taught me to play Botticelli. Bart: Sounds boring. Cecil: Oh youd love it! Its a guessing game in which one player adopts the guise of a noteworthy youre right, it is boring. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GranQroppoop 01/30/23 1:17:50 PM #95: |
FigureOfSpeech posted... "Discus STU was talkin to YOU!" This one and "Man Alive, there are.... men alive in here!" --- Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 01/30/23 1:37:37 PM #96: |
I use to be with it, then they changed what it WAS! Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems weird and scary and to me! It'll happen to yoooooou! --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BewmHedshot 01/30/23 1:40:14 PM #97: |
Questionmarktarius posted... Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.I once accused one of my coworker's solutions of being half-assed and he said "yeah, but it's the right half of the ass." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/30/23 2:07:25 PM #98: |
Abe: "Thanks, Achoo." Apu: "Not 'choo', 'pu'." Abe: "I have trouble with both." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 01/30/23 2:23:26 PM #99: |
When the two German guys get eaten by Homer in the Halloween episode: What did we Germans do to deserve this? *silence* Oh. Right --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/30/23 2:26:57 PM #100: |
Marge: "That's kind of a lousy lesson." Clinton: "Well, I'm kind of a lousy president." Then Trump came along... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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