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tremain07 01/26/23 3:19:15 PM #1: |
"This is what a corn field looks like, honey" *approving grunt* *bi plane shows up and starts shooting at them* "I'm telling ya! I didn't do anything!" "I don't care!" *jumps off waterfall* "My glasses.." --- A worthless existence ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarbyIsBack 01/26/23 3:20:03 PM #2: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqKv9rkAE0 --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/26/23 3:20:14 PM #3: |
"*gasps* Oh no, not Souter!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 01/26/23 3:21:29 PM #5: |
My name is Otto, I loooove to get blotto. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bibimbap 01/26/23 3:21:45 PM #6: |
Individually, we are weak like a single twig! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/26/23 3:21:50 PM #7: |
Everyone throwing a Sack Race at the company Picnic so Mr Burns can win Bart says nuts to this and starts racing for real Homer Panics and desperately tries to stop Bart Homer tackles Bart right at the finish line, allowing Mr Burns to win. It's not even a good gag, I just still remember it >_> --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigblu89 01/26/23 3:22:29 PM #8: |
"To Alcohol! The cause, and solution to, all of life's problems!" --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GZAgenius 01/26/23 3:23:30 PM #9: |
I wash myself with a rag on a stick --- https://vsmusick.wordpress.com/ https://www.last.fm/user/doesntexist420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/26/23 3:23:36 PM #10: |
Homer: "Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?" Bart: "Yeah!" Lisa: "Yeah!" Sideshow Bob: "No!" Homer: "Well, two against one!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabin017 01/26/23 3:24:45 PM #11: |
https://youtu.be/xRAp3vT4JMo?t=13 --- https://imgur.com/tsNBPt2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 01/26/23 3:25:14 PM #12: |
Dental Plan Lisa needs braces And; "Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without." "That's it? After 20 years goodbye and good luck?" "I don't recall saying good luck." I often think that cracker factory boss is the funniest character I know who only has two lines. --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulJoe 01/26/23 3:25:37 PM #13: |
Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju! --- Still waiting on that third threat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 01/26/23 3:26:02 PM #14: |
I'm seein double here. Four Krustys! --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/26/23 3:27:31 PM #15: |
Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting. Homer: But I'm using my whole ass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 01/26/23 3:27:53 PM #16: |
masterpug53 posted... Homer: "Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?"and to think, Bob went on to fuck with these people at least 4 more times after this, did they finally retire his character? No way Kelsy Grammer wants to keep doing it. --- A worthless existence ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pipotchi 01/26/23 3:27:54 PM #17: |
ViewtifulJoe posted... Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju! fucking beat me by a minute ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jonny2284 01/26/23 3:28:08 PM #18: |
Your manager says for you to shut up! Really? Vera said that? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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furb 01/26/23 3:31:21 PM #19: |
So I says to Mable --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarbyIsBack 01/26/23 3:32:20 PM #20: |
NOT LENNY!!! --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Proto_Spark 01/26/23 3:44:31 PM #21: |
"Well, it was fun while it lasted. Let's go home" "We are home" "That was fast" Also a more underrated one: "Did you miss us" "Yeah cuz we missed you. That's why we built a door!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ozarhok 01/26/23 3:46:48 PM #22: |
"I'm just saying when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be happier" "Mr. Gumball you're upsetting me" "No I'm not" --- oops ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/26/23 3:51:35 PM #23: |
That time when Homer knocks out the two IRS agents when they're arresting Mr. Burns over the trillion-dollar bill, then sneaks back into frame to put on of their hands on the other one's butt. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Powdered_Toast 01/26/23 3:51:44 PM #24: |
Kippers for breakfast, aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithun's day already? --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AgentCoulson 01/26/23 3:52:13 PM #25: |
"And without any brain dama-dama-dama-dama-dama-dama-damage!" --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/26/23 3:53:38 PM #26: |
"Aww, I'm gonna miss the whole summer!" "Don't worry boy. When you grow up, you'll miss every summer!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 01/26/23 3:56:31 PM #27: |
Homer: Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... eh, make it two. --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gu-gohan 01/26/23 3:57:00 PM #28: |
"Nucular. It's pronounced nucular." --- Like: videogames, peaceful discussions, open-minded people Dislike: console wars, trolls, haters, review-bombing, bias ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 01/26/23 3:58:37 PM #29: |
Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 01/26/23 3:59:31 PM #30: |
"Welcome to Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge. I am Carvello. Now choose a club. You have chosen a - 3 Wood. May I suggest a Putter? 3 Wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest 'Feather Touch'. You have entered 'Power Drive'. Now push 7-8-7 to swing." (swing) "Ball is in - parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected - no." --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadow20201 01/26/23 3:59:57 PM #31: |
"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." Okay Mr. Burns. And what is your first name? "...I don't know." --- Hello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. --- czzzzzzzzzz[]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ 'Sir we are surrounded!' 'Excellent, then we can attack in any direction.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chrono625 01/26/23 4:00:01 PM #32: |
Jonny2284 posted... Your manager says for you to shut up! this one always makes my friends and I laugh. --- http://i.imgur.com/Rqk1DYV.gif - Super Bowl XXI/XXV/XLII/XLVI Champions - NY Giants Eli Manning SB tracker: 2/2 Superbowls 2/2 SBMVP's ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/26/23 4:01:19 PM #33: |
Southernfatman posted... Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowMan033 01/26/23 4:08:18 PM #34: |
Im no missionary I dont even believe in Jebus. Let me out Sorry, no can do Save me Jeeebuuuus! --- LSU Tigers - 2019 National Champions 1958, 2003, 2007, 2019 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 01/26/23 4:09:30 PM #35: |
They should call him Johnny Deformed. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 4:10:22 PM #36: |
"Roman Numerals? pfft, they didn't even TRY to teach us that in school!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 01/26/23 4:15:11 PM #37: |
Bart: Mom you're in the way. Homer: Push her down son :) - Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant. Marge : We... pretty much went straight home. Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath. Marge : We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant. Lionel Hutz : And when you couldn't find one? Marge : We went... fishing. [sobs] [Fat juror stands up in shock] Fat Juror: That could have been me! - Homer: This is your great-uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do. Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Homer: Oh. But you run it, right? Chet: Oh, yeah. Homer: Okay. Uh, this is your second cousin Stanley. Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport. Homer: Everybody hates birds, right? (to another relative) Well, you look pretty successful. Relative: Thanks. I play a millionaire at parties. At least I'd like to. Bart: You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? Homer: What about you? Relative: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Relative: I beg celebrities for money. Relative: I'm a prison snitch. Relative: Jug band manager. Relative: My legs hurt. Specifically "Um I shoot birds at the airport" and "My legs hurt" for that last one. --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 01/26/23 4:17:18 PM #38: |
My boy's a box! DAMN YOU...A BOOOOOXXX!! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 4:17:27 PM #39: |
Punished_Blinx posted... I often think that cracker factory boss is the funniest character I know who only has two lines. The guy who says "You sicken me" to the diaper-clad Barney comes close masterpug53 posted... "Aww, I'm gonna miss the whole summer!" "Looks like it's you and me, Barty-boy." "Oh great, I get to spend the entire summer with my brain..." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 01/26/23 4:19:05 PM #40: |
Lisa: "I think Godzilla is bigger than Superman." Homer: "Pft, it's not to scale." --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 01/26/23 4:21:35 PM #41: |
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" kinda surprised that wasn't mentioned yet --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 01/26/23 4:30:16 PM #42: |
Yvan eht nioj. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 01/26/23 4:33:26 PM #43: |
900 dollaridoos?! --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 01/26/23 4:38:54 PM #44: |
Works on contingency? No, money down! Heartomaton posted... Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/26/23 4:40:34 PM #45: |
Southernfatman posted... Explain how Money can be exchanged for goods and services. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dodgefan91 01/26/23 4:47:45 PM #46: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L12mIMjH9II&ab_channel=DaliborPetrovski ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 01/26/23 4:55:00 PM #47: |
We'll march 'til we drop, all the girls and the fellas We'll fight to the death or else fold like umbrellas. So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower They have the plant, but we have the power. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 01/26/23 4:57:11 PM #49: |
We don't make friends with salad! --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SparkMark1 01/26/23 5:02:44 PM #50: |
Uruguay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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