Current Events > Elon Musk's new Cyber Truck looks like an N64 asset

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DepreceV2
09/29/22 12:18:35 PM
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https://twitter.com/teslaownerssv/status/1572094185435713538?s=46&t=hTcztIWdgRJ40H1i8M7Mfg

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1575508498430820352?s=46&t=hTcztIWdgRJ40H1i8M7Mfg

Probably not going to live up to his claims

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MC_BatCommander
09/29/22 12:19:46 PM
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... How's it going to cross water without a propeller

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Dreepapult
09/29/22 12:19:49 PM
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I love it. It's so ugly

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CableZL
09/29/22 12:20:48 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
... How's it going to cross water without a propeller
Gonna need a Cybertruck mod for Oregon Trail to test it out.

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Popcorn2000
09/29/22 12:21:12 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
... How's it going to cross water without a propeller
that's your problem, not Elon's.
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KainWind
09/29/22 12:21:32 PM
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Why would you even need to put it in water? That's what bridges are for. Flooding?

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CyricZ
09/29/22 12:22:51 PM
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Odd how it reads as if amphibious vehicles aren't already a thing.

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Heineken14
09/29/22 12:24:52 PM
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Gods that is so fucking ugly and dumb.

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DipDipDiver
09/29/22 12:28:58 PM
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I am just as confused by this thing now as I was when it was unveiled
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Kurt_Russel
09/29/22 12:29:11 PM
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Lets not forget
https://youtu.be/LMWwImDX3ks

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Master_Kazuya
09/29/22 12:31:01 PM
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What does waterproof "enough" and serve "briefly" as a boat mean? Those worry me, kinda like how the cars are "self driving"

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DepreceV2
09/29/22 12:32:09 PM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
What does waterproof "enough" and serve "briefly" as a boat mean? Those worry me, kinda like how the cars are "self driving"

Sounds like a potential lawsuit to me

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SuperShake666
09/29/22 12:32:47 PM
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Elon saying it can go across rivers means it can handle rain and puddles, based on his previous lies.

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MarcoRubio
09/29/22 12:34:18 PM
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Hope there are no rocks in those waters

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Damn_Underscore
09/29/22 12:34:47 PM
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People say they hate modern car designs and how they all look the same then get mad when someone does make a different design

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DipDipDiver
09/29/22 12:36:16 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
People say they hate modern car designs and how they all look the same then get mad when someone does make a different design
Who's mad?
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PesticideDream
09/29/22 12:36:51 PM
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This actually does look like a vehicle that futuristic '80s movies imagined us driving around. Just needs a gang of killer punk rockers with guns in and around it.
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Heineken14
09/29/22 12:43:16 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
People say they hate modern car designs and how they all look the same then get mad when someone does make a different design


Saying you are tired of all the fast food in town and want something new doesn't mean you are now open to eating a pile of dog shit wrapped in a burrito.

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NoxObscuras
09/29/22 12:48:58 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Who's mad?
Me. It is quite possibly the ugliest vehicle I have ever seen in my life. And because it's Tesla, they're going to be everywhere

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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/29/22 12:51:08 PM
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that is the fucking ugliest vehicle Ive ever seen

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Zikten
09/29/22 12:51:11 PM
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How does someone "briefly" cross an ocean?
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rodu_jr
09/29/22 12:54:31 PM
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looks like it's from a low budget 70's future sci fi movie
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MrDrMan
09/29/22 12:56:50 PM
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Theyve been talking about this truck for years. Elon Musk loves making promises he cant keep.

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thronedfire2
09/29/22 12:59:24 PM
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Zikten posted...
How does someone "briefly" cross an ocean?

you die quickly when it sinks

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TendoDRM
09/29/22 12:59:58 PM
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I'd rather drive the Homer.

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Lordgold666
09/29/22 1:39:51 PM
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Id play n64 in that

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Blbmbr666
09/29/22 1:56:09 PM
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The Rivian was designed and has been rolling off assembly lines in the timeframe between the Cybertruck announcement and it still not being produced yet

Ford's electric F150 checks all the boxes for 'normal truck, just electric' except for the towing range

GM's Hummer is overpriced as all hell but some of those features will trickle down to the Silverado

Telsa gonna get BTFO in the truck market lmfao

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HylianFox
09/29/22 1:57:32 PM
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I can see GoldenEye Bond cruising around in that

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Deutschenlied
09/29/22 1:58:00 PM
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"It's waterproof enough"

And idiots eat this guy up.

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Smashingpmkns
09/29/22 1:59:14 PM
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Musk is a fucking moron

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ThePrinceFish
09/29/22 2:00:46 PM
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It looks like a Martian APC.

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HylianFox
09/29/22 2:01:59 PM
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PesticideDream posted...
This actually does look like a vehicle that futuristic '80s movies imagined us driving around. Just needs a gang of killer punk rockers with guns in and around it.

rodu_jr posted...
looks like it's from a low budget 70's future sci fi movie

It looks like Knight Rider's "special" cousin

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ScazarMeltex
09/29/22 2:02:33 PM
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Lol dude is such a fucking grifter.

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FF_Redux
09/29/22 2:02:40 PM
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I love how ugly it is, I want one even if I dont need one.

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HylianFox
09/29/22 2:03:09 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
Elon saying it can go across rivers means it can handle rain and puddles, based on his previous lies.

light rain and shallow puddles, I wouldn't wanna hydroplane in this thing

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Scohen
09/29/22 2:03:15 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Lol dude is such a fucking grifter.

I am convinced he made the cyber truck as ugly as possible to secretly mock the chuds that eat his shit up

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TheDurinator
09/29/22 2:04:43 PM
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As a wise man once said, "ford it".
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Damn_Underscore
09/29/22 2:05:49 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
I love how ugly it is, I want one even if I dont need one.

I honestly wouldnt call it ugly. It really does look like its from an N64 or PS1 game (or from an 80s sci fi movie) and that is why I love it

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DocileOrangeCup
09/29/22 2:06:36 PM
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The cyber truck looks like a normal car that you walked far enough away from that it switched to its low poly model

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itachi15243
09/29/22 2:08:09 PM
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I wonder if he went with that design ironically, or really thinks it looks futuristic.

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PiOverlord
09/29/22 2:15:43 PM
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I actually love the design. I'd get it if I had the cash.

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Unknown5uspect
09/29/22 2:22:07 PM
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Scohen posted...
I am convinced he made the cyber truck as ugly as possible to secretly mock the chuds that eat his shit up
Jokes on me. I actually dig the N64 asset look.

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Axiom
09/29/22 2:23:40 PM
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Wait he's still trying to release this monstrosity. Lol Tesla is such a joke
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Cocytus
09/29/22 2:25:07 PM
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How is it even a truck?
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HylianFox
09/29/22 2:25:26 PM
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Thing probably costs more than most Millennials make in a year

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CableZL
09/29/22 2:26:38 PM
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Cocytus posted...
How is it even a truck?
It has a flatbed in the back and a tailgate that comes down. It just has a cover under normal circumstances. I can't remember how the cover slides away physically, but I'm pretty sure it would just be a matter of a button press method on the key fob or a tap on the display.

Edit: I can't remember if the flatbed is completely covered or not any more. I'd have to look it up.

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HylianFox
09/29/22 2:26:56 PM
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Cocytus posted...
How is it even a truck?

It has wheels and a towing rig, obviously it's a truck
:P

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PrettyBoyFloyd
09/29/22 2:27:06 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
looks like it's from a low budget 70's future sci fi movie

Reminds me of the thing from Damnation Alley.

It could also travel under water.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/6/AABKDxAADul8.jpg


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littlebro07
09/29/22 2:36:32 PM
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It looks like they took a 6 year old's crayon drawing of a truck and said "yep, let's make it"

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Heineken14
09/29/22 2:42:13 PM
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Blbmbr666 posted...
The Rivian was designed and has been rolling off assembly lines in the timeframe between the Cybertruck announcement and it still not being produced yet


Rivian not only has a truck but an SUV now before Tesla. lol

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