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-Unowninator-
06/07/22 10:20:55 PM
#52:


Why would I want or need a gun? Cash please

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MagnusDJL
06/07/22 10:23:43 PM
#53:


I don't even own a gun so thanks for the free money lol
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SugarFlakes
06/07/22 10:26:33 PM
#54:


I dont even know how to use a gun so

money pls.

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prisonerd
06/07/22 10:29:49 PM
#55:


i dont own a gun and that pays my rent so easy choice

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The-Apostle
06/07/22 11:10:31 PM
#56:


I get $1,000 and nothing changes? Yes please.

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BatmanBegins05
06/07/22 11:18:20 PM
#57:


An additional 12 grand a year, yeah sign me up.

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muchdran
06/07/22 11:25:06 PM
#58:


So lets say police are at least 45 minutes out. Then what?
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SuperVegitoFAN
06/07/22 11:26:29 PM
#59:


muchdran posted...
So lets say police are at least 45 minutes out. Then what?
Move to a safer area?

Im 28 and i have literally NEVER dialed 112 (Europe equivelant of 911) in my life. And outside of select events with school and stuff i cant recall ever meeting a cop whatsoever.

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RobertDoback
06/07/22 11:27:58 PM
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SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Move to a safer area?

Is this a serious suggestion?

SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Im 28 and i have literally NEVER dialed 112 (Europe equivelant of 911) in my life. And outside of select events with school and stuff i cant recall ever meeting a cop whatsoever.




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SuperVegitoFAN
06/07/22 11:30:55 PM
#61:


RobertDoback posted...
Is this a serious suggestion?

What did you mean by "police being 45 minutes away" then?

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RobertDoback
06/07/22 11:31:45 PM
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SuperVegitoFAN posted...
What did you mean by "police being 45 minutes away" then?


I'm not the person who said that.

But the suggestion to just simply move is out of touch, to say the least.

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Heineken14
06/07/22 11:32:45 PM
#63:


muchdran posted...
So lets say police are at least 45 minutes out. Then what?


Then what, what? You wait for them to hang around for an hour when they finally show up?

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SuperVegitoFAN
06/07/22 11:33:33 PM
#64:


RobertDoback posted...
I'm not the person who said that.

But the suggestion to just simply move is out of touch, to say the least.
Ah my bad, but no, i was mostly being sarcastic with that line.


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AwesomeFawful
06/07/22 11:34:09 PM
#65:


Where money

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muchdran
06/07/22 11:35:05 PM
#66:


SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Move to a safer area?

Im 28 and i have literally NEVER dialed 112 (Europe equivelant of 911) in my life. And outside of select events with school and stuff i cant recall ever meeting a cop whatsoever.
So sell the house and move back towards a city thats crime ridden?
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MajesticFerret
06/07/22 11:39:29 PM
#67:


1k/month, every month?

So a free 12k/yr? Anyone would be a moron to not accept this proposal. Hell, if it wasn't already a gun owner I'd go buy one just to trade it in for the free passive income.

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RobertDoback
06/07/22 11:40:07 PM
#68:


SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Ah my bad, but no, i was mostly being sarcastic with that line.

Gotcha. Guess I wasn't picking up on it. My bad.

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_Stuff_
06/07/22 11:40:38 PM
#69:


Sczoyd posted...
I don't even have a gun now and I could definitely use some more money

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PatrickMahomes
06/07/22 11:42:50 PM
#70:


Can I return the deal later in life? I don't own a gun right now but I could see myself getting one later

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wannabepranksta
06/07/22 11:44:51 PM
#71:


Gun, I get to rob all y'all who gave up their right to own a gun.

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TentacleDemon
06/08/22 2:25:08 AM
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MajesticFerret posted...
So a free 12k/yr? Anyone would be a moron to not accept this proposal.

There are plenty of people that an extra $1,000 wouldn't mean anything to them. People who would find the fun of collecting and shooting worth far more to them than a mere $1,000 a month. They wouldn't be a moron for choosing an activity/hobby that brings them much joy for an amount of money that simply wouldn't change their life in any meaningful way.

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_Stuff_
06/08/22 2:49:09 AM
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wannabepranksta posted...
Gun, I get to rob all y'all who gave up their right to own a gun.
That's... that's not how anything works.
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ReignFury
06/08/22 2:51:54 AM
#74:


You'd have to be stupid to give up an extra $12k per year

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NES4EVER
06/08/22 2:57:22 AM
#75:


Judging by the changes to gun laws here in canada, id be foolish not to take the money. Theyll take my guns anyway at some point, might as well make 12k a year.

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GGuirao13
06/08/22 4:50:46 AM
#77:


Deal. I don't need one, anyway.

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Trumble
06/08/22 4:59:49 AM
#78:


There's close to a zero chance that I'll ever want to own a gun anyway, so that's basically free money.

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TentacleDemon
06/08/22 5:38:17 AM
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I keep seeing this sentiment being posted. How do they know who doesn't have a gun? You don't currently know who has a gun. The OP says nothing about names and addresses being publicly shared, signs being posted on their doors, some magical knowledge that the gun owners will have, etc. So how are they going to go around and just rob the people who chose to take the money?

Taking the money will not lead to an increased chance of someone trying to rob you. Your chances will be the same regardless. And since the sort of person who actually carries in public is unlikely to take this sort of deal, the odds of a robber getting an unarmed victim are going to be about the same.

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BignutzisBack
06/08/22 5:39:46 AM
#80:


Payzmaykr posted...
Technically, the deal is that you cannot own a gun, so in theory I could get the $1000/month, so long as I kept more than one gun.

Shut the fuck up

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DestroyedDog
06/08/22 6:47:09 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Money, because I don't have any penile insecurities.
Some people hunt, some people target shoot. Kind of an unfair statement.

Having said that, I'd take the money.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/08/22 6:54:05 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Not worth it because I'd still have to work

This and my job requires me qualify yearly with a gun. It's nice to be able to practice.

With overtime I'm making like 5-6k a month before taxes so that 1k would feel insignificant. I live in a low cost of living area too. Can't imagine how insignificant that would be in say Los angeles

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MabusIncarnate
06/08/22 7:00:05 AM
#84:


For 12k extra a year, I can figure out alternate, although more expensive means to protect my livestock from predators I think.

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modena
06/08/22 7:06:04 AM
#85:


MabusIncarnate posted...
For 12k extra a year, I can figure out alternate, although more expensive means to protect my livestock from predators I think.
After sleeping on it I changed my mind. I could afford several good bows. I'd take the money.

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Solar_Crimson
06/08/22 7:17:52 AM
#86:


I already don't have a gun.

Gimme the money.

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008Zulu
06/08/22 7:29:18 AM
#87:


Easy win, I'm Australian.

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LordYeezus
06/08/22 7:48:28 AM
#88:


Ez moni

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Nasty_Nitro
06/08/22 8:51:03 AM
#89:


I think UBI would calm down the whole country

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RetroGamer68
06/08/22 8:55:44 AM
#90:


Think of all the black market guns I can get for that money!
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The Wheelman1
06/08/22 9:08:12 AM
#91:


Money. Im not paranoid

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SergeantGander
06/08/22 9:12:22 AM
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_Stuff_ posted...
That's... that's not how anything works.

Why not? Dude, has a gun, what are you gonna do?

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bigblu89
06/08/22 9:15:41 AM
#93:


I don't own a gun, and have no plans on ever owning one.

So gimme that cash.


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ziggawatts
06/08/22 9:32:21 AM
#94:


Probably money. Even if I don't have a gun, other members of my household still could. If they go for the money too, that still doesn't make me much more likely to be robbed by people who kept the guns.
Those with guns will still face charges if they try to rob or threaten the people without guns, they don't magically get to avoid the consequences.
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Master_Bass
06/08/22 9:58:35 AM
#95:


Give me the money. I have no guns anyway.

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SlamVook
06/08/22 9:59:53 AM
#96:


Time to cash in them 1k then

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armandro
06/08/22 11:49:36 AM
#97:


i just want a piece of mine

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Heineken14
06/08/22 2:17:22 PM
#98:


The amount of people who are immediately thinking of armed robbery in this scenario is pretty much why there should be talk of gun control in the first place.

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MattcheteGuy
06/08/22 2:18:18 PM
#99:


SoIidLegacy posted...
Money, because I don't have any penile insecurities.


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armandro
06/08/22 2:25:45 PM
#100:


people saying they dont have penile insecurities

do u guys have a black belt

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_Stuff_
06/08/22 3:01:59 PM
#101:


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People without guns aren't currently being robbed all of the time 24/7. He didn't say laws and police would disappear.
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