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armandro
06/07/22 7:55:18 PM
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1,000 dollars a month but you give up your right to own a gun.


1k a month

would gladly trade in my gun

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SoIidLegacy
06/07/22 7:56:42 PM
#2:


Money, because I don't have any penile insecurities.

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armandro
06/07/22 7:58:03 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Money, because I don't have any penile insecurities.
i mean you can probably beat someone up with your own hands

im small and under 5 feet


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Puglia77
06/07/22 7:58:27 PM
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I'm not a murderer, easy 1k.

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RobertDoback
06/07/22 7:58:31 PM
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Keep my guns for sure.

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Sczoyd
06/07/22 7:58:43 PM
#7:


I don't even have a gun now and I could definitely use some more money

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AloneIBreak
06/07/22 7:59:02 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Money, because I don't have any penile insecurities.
Cisgender woman gun owners in shambles.

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RchHomieQuanChi
06/07/22 7:59:02 PM
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Not worth it because I'd still have to work

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Heartomaton
06/07/22 7:59:11 PM
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No deal.

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Scapegoated
06/07/22 8:00:04 PM
#11:


deal

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modena
06/07/22 8:01:40 PM
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No deal.

Shit I'm just starting cottonmouth season here plus I have a big ass dog fucking with mine at night. I moved back to the country last summer.


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TentacleDemon
06/07/22 8:01:52 PM
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I'll take the money. It adds up to more than the extra I'd make from being an armed guard.

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Norman_Smiley
06/07/22 8:03:52 PM
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I'd keep my my guns, become an arms trader buying the guns people abandon for pennies on the dollar and them selling them overseas to warlords and dictators.

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modena
06/07/22 8:05:49 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
I'd keep my my guns, become an arms trader buying the guns people abandon for pennies on the dollar and them selling them overseas to warlords and dictators.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/9/AAA7ArAADULD.jpg

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Imit8m3
06/07/22 8:07:03 PM
#16:


With that money I could buy a new sword EVERY MONTH!
Deal!

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bsp77
06/07/22 8:08:31 PM
#18:


I don't have a fucking gun

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CE_gonna_CE
06/07/22 8:10:27 PM
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Easiest money fucking ever

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PMarth2002
06/07/22 8:11:05 PM
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I'd take it.

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AldousIsDead
06/07/22 8:12:36 PM
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Easy money. In the unlikely event that I needed one for hunting or sport I could borrow one.

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TMOG
06/07/22 8:13:03 PM
#22:


Give me the money.
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MrKapowski
06/07/22 8:13:13 PM
#23:


Can't depend on the cops or government for anything except showing up after the fact or not at all, so no, I'm not gonna sacrifice my means of defending myself and my family for a measly 1k a month.

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Dark_Spiret
06/07/22 8:14:35 PM
#24:


no way in hell.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/07/22 8:16:07 PM
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Never been a fan of guns so easily take the money.

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andel
06/07/22 8:25:48 PM
#26:


i am a small business owner and i deal with cash so right now would keep guns but in a different situation would take the cash

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VandorLee
06/07/22 8:27:44 PM
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Oh no! What will those criminals do to get a gun they plan to commit murder with if they cant legally own a gun!?

You know whats also illegal?

MURDER

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JeDDyD
06/07/22 8:28:31 PM
#28:


Where money
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TheUmbersun
06/07/22 8:28:53 PM
#29:


I have no reason to own a gun
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RustyReborn
06/07/22 8:31:42 PM
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TheUmbersun posted...
I have no reason to own a gun


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Lost_All_Senses
06/07/22 8:32:44 PM
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Keep the gun. Show up at everyone's houses that picked the 1000 dollars a month.

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gunplagirl
06/07/22 8:33:04 PM
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People would be able to find out about the payments and then know I'd have no gun, making me an easy target

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modena
06/07/22 8:36:26 PM
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People with the guns would definitely prey on the ones who obviously have an extra $1k/mo.


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AP3Brain
06/07/22 8:39:51 PM
#34:


I don't have a gun so yes please. That is close to a million dollars lifetime.

And if things ever got crazy and I felt like I needed a gun, laws wouldn't really matter much anyways.
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TheUmbersun
06/07/22 8:46:46 PM
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modena posted...
People with the guns would definitely prey on the ones who obviously have an extra $1k/mo.
How could anyone possibly know
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modena
06/07/22 8:50:24 PM
#36:


TheUmbersun posted...
How could anyone possibly know
I know you wouldn't have a gun.lol

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Payzmaykr
06/07/22 8:51:19 PM
#37:


Technically, the deal is that you cannot own a gun, so in theory I could get the $1000/month, so long as I kept more than one gun.

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Nasty_Nitro
06/07/22 8:51:56 PM
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TheUmbersun posted...
How could anyone possibly know

They wouldnt know at first but give it 2 years and the gun people would be a little bit behind. Then theyd kill everybody because thats the point of guns


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theAteam
06/07/22 8:53:10 PM
#39:


People committing armed robbery for $1,000 smh

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Heineken14
06/07/22 8:55:12 PM
#40:


An extra 12k a year for not owning something I already don't own nor plan on owning? Fine by me.

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VandorLee
06/07/22 8:55:30 PM
#41:


Hurrrr ill just use my left to own a gun.

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RobertDoback
06/07/22 8:56:06 PM
#42:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Keep the gun. Show up at everyone's houses that picked the 1000 dollars a month.

Huh. Good idea.

I'll rent a gun out to anyone for $250 a month so you can protect yourself from this guy.

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modena
06/07/22 8:57:40 PM
#43:


RobertDoback posted...
Huh. Good idea.

I'll rent a gun out to anyone for $250 a month so you can protect yourself from this guy.
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RareSpiderman
06/07/22 8:58:03 PM
#44:


Lol hell no.
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pfh1001
06/07/22 9:23:57 PM
#45:


Sczoyd posted...
I don't even have a gun now and I could definitely use some more money


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TerraSeeker
06/07/22 9:32:59 PM
#46:


AP3Brain posted...
That is close to a million dollars lifetime.

That would take 83 years. Even if you started it at birth a lot of people wouldn't make it. By the time it would be a million, a million wouldn't be worth nearly as much.

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SuperVegitoFAN
06/07/22 9:34:23 PM
#47:


What gun?

...YOINK!!!

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GallisOTK
06/07/22 9:48:04 PM
#48:


Easy money. I have no reason or desire to own a gun.

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Guide
06/07/22 9:49:21 PM
#49:


It's already illegal for me to own a gun.

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MorbidFaithless
06/07/22 9:59:58 PM
#50:


Yay money

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SamsungGearS2
06/07/22 10:01:52 PM
#51:


can I still own a BB handgun? If not, meh, $1000 a month to downgrade to a pocketknife seems worthwhile.

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