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Cocytus
01/12/22 11:41:15 AM
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Would you fuck your boss to get ahead at work?


Or whoever at work could do you big fucking favors.
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EndOfDiscOne
01/12/22 11:46:16 AM
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I don't care about getting ahead, but to get less work or more paid time off, sure

If I were single of course

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Cocytus
01/12/22 11:46:59 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
but to get less work or more paid time off, sure
Yeah, that.
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The_Korey
01/12/22 11:48:41 AM
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If she's hot. Not really interested in work progression (unless it's just a raise), but two birds with one stone's alright by me.

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Cocytus
01/12/22 11:50:05 AM
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The_Korey posted...
If she's hot. Not really interested in work progression (unless it's just a raise), but two birds with one stone's alright by me.
No, as is, even if she is not hot. Believe me, mine is not, and I would slam dance that pussy.
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Smackems
01/12/22 11:53:30 AM
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I don't have a boss, but my employers are all mostly 80+ so.. no

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The_Korey
01/12/22 11:53:38 AM
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If she's plain or average, I kan still work with that.

But if she's the opposite of attractive, it ain't happening.

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xXfireglzXx
01/12/22 11:58:29 AM
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Short term financial gain at the cost of handcuffing your job to your relationship for the rest of your time there.

Nope.

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Biofighter55
01/12/22 11:58:30 AM
#9:


To get ahead - no
if my boss is hot - yes

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bsp77
01/12/22 11:59:06 AM
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She is actually quite attractive. She is married though, and I have a girlfriend. But in theory, I would fuck her.

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NoxObscuras
01/12/22 12:11:27 PM
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Nah. My boss isn't bad looking for a 50 year old, but there's not much "getting ahead" here. There are times where we get super busy, but for the most part I'm able to browse Gamefaqs while I work (like I'm doing right now lol).

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Aitz
01/12/22 12:28:15 PM
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Biofighter55 posted...
To get ahead - no
if my boss is hot - yes


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Glob
01/12/22 12:38:53 PM
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My boss is a man and I hate him. So, no.

There's no point advancing somewhere when I'm already seeking to leave anyway.
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CalosiaTana
01/12/22 12:39:47 PM
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Sure. She's pretty hot. Not gonna turn that down

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Cocytus
01/12/22 1:03:31 PM
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CalosiaTana posted...
Sure. She's pretty hot. Not gonna turn that down
Face down!
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MrDrMan
01/12/22 1:06:35 PM
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Already did. Not to get ahead she was just hot. I made the mistake of telling someone who told everyone else which wasnt good but nobody got in trouble.

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SauI_Goodman
01/12/22 1:17:12 PM
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Ive seen this go sour real quick. Things start off nice but then it can drag the department down when the relationship goes south.

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YugiNoob
01/12/22 1:21:05 PM
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Yes because shes hot :3

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Cocytus
01/13/22 10:07:02 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Ive seen this go sour real quick. Things start off nice but then it can drag the department down when the relationship goes south.
Nobody said relationship, mon frre.
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Jiek_Fafn
01/13/22 12:19:30 PM
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In a hypothetical where I'm single and she's not hideous, sure. I've banged coworkers that were above me but not my direct manager at other jobs for no benefit.

In reality, it's a 65 year old man and I'm already top status. So a new position would have to be created. Then they'd have to create a new job too.

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PrsdntHeidecker
01/13/22 12:20:22 PM
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Unfair Represent would have written up a fictional scenario and included a picture of the boss. You should have vetted this work out to him.

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Cocytus
01/13/22 12:39:56 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
In a hypothetical where I'm single and she's not hideous, sure. I've banged coworkers that were above me but not my direct manager at other jobs for no benefit.

In reality, it's a 65 year old man and I'm already top status. So a new position would have to be created. Then they'd have to create a new job too.
I'm not hearing a no.
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Cocytus
01/13/22 12:40:22 PM
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PrsdntHeidecker posted...
Unfair Represent would have written up a fictional scenario and included a picture of the boss. You should have vetted this work out to him.
@UnfairRepresent
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Feline_Heart
01/13/22 12:43:16 PM
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It's a win-win situation because you're getting laid, you're getting special treatment at your job and if she tries to fire you at any point then you can MeToo her and sue her or the company for a big payout

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Cocytus
01/13/22 12:44:23 PM
#26:


Holy shit, a 50/50 split on the vote!
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Mother-Coconuts
01/13/22 1:04:47 PM
#27:


Yes my boss has a body built for pleasure and a rack that dont quit
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PrsdntHeidecker
01/13/22 1:15:27 PM
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Also to answer your question, I would not fuck my boss for a "promotion", or his job. He makes less money than me since he is straight salary, knows less than me and is always begging me to resolve situations for him. I am basically his boss.

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_BlueMonk
01/13/22 1:16:15 PM
#29:


No

im married and i love my wife

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