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Smackems
12/18/21 1:42:43 AM
#101:


I'll piss all over your bed if you put me back in there

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 1:45:42 AM
#102:


Cant piss in my bed when i already pissed in my bed! Now get in the crate!

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Smackems
12/18/21 1:49:07 AM
#103:


*grabs onto Canucks legs*

No! NOOOOOOOO----

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 1:50:06 AM
#104:


Those obedience classes we gofundme'd for Jim were a waste of time

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 1:52:59 AM
#105:


Jim, it's about time you get back on this shit.

https://youtu.be/WbUfDsFWiIQ

You have responsibles here

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 1:55:58 AM
#106:


NO!

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 1:57:18 AM
#107:


What did Jason Gryniewicz ever do to you?

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 1:58:09 AM
#108:


He bit my ankle!

I mean, i dreamt it, but im still mad!

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Smackems
12/18/21 2:07:42 AM
#109:


That was Mabus and if wasn't a dream. I got it caught on video tape in the 70s

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:10:16 AM
#110:


Good lord, you must have gotten a money shot of my dad finishing

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WaterLink
12/18/21 2:20:31 AM
#111:


We can buy flower weed in Louisiana legally on Jan 1, just a couple weeks away. Never thought I'd see the day tbh.

Just wonder what the prices are gonna be. Probably around tree fiddy an ounce so people will still go black market

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:21:31 AM
#112:


Are you allowed, or will you be allowed to grow? That will probably be the most efficient and cost effective route.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 2:30:29 AM
#113:


I'm getting wrecked in Madden and i'm mad.

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:33:34 AM
#114:


You playing online?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 2:36:31 AM
#115:


Yeah and the lag is fucking me

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YugiNoob
12/18/21 2:42:31 AM
#116:


Should I unfriend my anti-vaxx former coworker? Like... I was never friends with her at work (it was actually really awkward when she asked if she could friend me), and her stupid false posts that are constantly getting taken down by Facebook are obnoxious <_<

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Smackems
12/18/21 2:46:51 AM
#117:


Thinking about breaking out fire emblem now that I'm not in danger anymore

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:50:25 AM
#118:


Isn't that some weird weeb dating sim?

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Smackems
12/18/21 2:52:59 AM
#119:


I would be playing the only one from 3ds on without that part

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:56:18 AM
#120:


I still have my 3ds xl and like 3 games, I barely played it, regrettably. I don't get a lot of use out of my Switch either, except here lately with the new game out.

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ApherosyLove
12/18/21 3:00:17 AM
#121:


wurd

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Smackems
12/18/21 3:04:02 AM
#122:


ApherosyLove posted...
wurd
Bird

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 3:21:27 AM
#123:


I have a regular ds that i stole from my friend accidentally when i just wanted to borrow it when i lost mine and my mom asked about it and i was sure i didnt lose it i just didnt know where it was at the moment but i ended up never giving it back but she has a dsixl or whatever so..... woops. She moved to florida a decade ago and i havent heard from her since.

Ive got like 20 games for it, and play some gba games on it too.

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 3:23:33 AM
#124:


All I read was Jim punched a ho and stole her DS

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YugiNoob
12/18/21 3:30:12 AM
#125:


"Accidentally"

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 3:30:24 AM
#126:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I have a regular ds that i stole from my friend accidentally when i just wanted to borrow it when i lost mine and my mom asked about it and i was sure i didnt lose it i just didnt know where it was at the moment but i ended up never giving it back but she has a dsixl or whatever so..... woops. She moved to florida a decade ago and i havent heard from her since.

Ive got like 20 games for it, and play some gba games on it too.

You're a dirty rotten scoundrel.

I have A BIG issue with "hey can I borrow your lighter?" I don't know what it is with lighters but i'm at the point where once I see them light something, I want it back immediately. When I see them pocket it 90% of the time I say "Hey can I get my lighter?" "Ohhhh sorry".

There's a like a real thing with people thinking because they hold a lighter it's automatically theirs for life. except when they're around me because if I can't smoke, i'll rub to sticks together and burn your house down. (jk moddies)

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:05:06 AM
#127:


Oh shit I forgot I got Mcdonalds tonight on the way home because it was the only thing open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 4:05:11 AM
#128:


Also i never found my ds, good chance i lost it at her house so we technically just swapped.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:07:32 AM
#129:


*Jim searchin through the mean steets lookin for her DS*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TToLgW7zuc

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 4:10:32 AM
#130:


Whys it called a ds anyway? Wtf does ds stand for?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:12:01 AM
#131:


Dual Screen?

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YugiNoob
12/18/21 4:24:24 AM
#132:


Duck Scrotum

But in all seriousness Johnny is right

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:37:26 AM
#133:


New chick met my dad last night. She said "You raised an amazing son". My dad didn't say a word and just looked at me like "WHAT?"

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Smackems
12/18/21 8:05:12 AM
#134:


Had a dream all the drinking topic folks played diablo immortal

And Diablo immortal was an edm trivia game

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 12:44:04 PM
#135:


Well I play Diablo 2 so maybe get that and your dreams can come true.

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Stewman_Magoo
12/18/21 12:51:22 PM
#136:


Does anyone play plants vs zombies battle for neighborville? It's like PvZ battlefield, pretty sweet.

Not like it matters, my ps+ runs out in a week and I have to get presents for the kids before renewing it.

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:13:26 PM
#137:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
Does anyone play plants vs zombies battle for neighborville? It's like PvZ battlefield, pretty sweet.

Not like it matters, my ps+ runs out in a week and I have to get presents for the kids before renewing it.
Cross platform? I played the first two a lot and neighborville is on game pass.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/21 2:24:10 PM
#138:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Cross platform? I played the first two a lot and neighborville is on game pass.
I also bought it for my kids because they really liked the first one.

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MabusIncarnate
12/18/21 2:43:02 PM
#139:


It's basically toned down Battlefield with cartoon zombies and plants. I play way too much of the 2nd one online, it's actually a lot of fun if you can come to terms with if you finish a game with 30 kills, probably 20 were kids lol.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/21 2:48:40 PM
#140:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's basically toned down Battlefield with cartoon zombies and plants. I play way too much of the 2nd one online, it's actually a lot of fun if you can come to terms with if you finish a game with 30 kills, probably 20 were kids lol.
That makes it all the sweeter.

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Stewman_Magoo
12/18/21 2:56:38 PM
#141:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's basically toned down Battlefield with cartoon zombies and plants. I play way too much of the 2nd one online, it's actually a lot of fun if you can come to terms with if you finish a game with 30 kills, probably 20 were kids lol.

Dude I get my ass handed to me online, I'm super bummed now...

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WaterLink
12/18/21 3:16:54 PM
#142:


https://youtu.be/aVaj1h1y6hg

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 3:43:01 PM
#143:


Dude listening to music in only one ear sucks but i dont wanna jump the gun and put the other earbud in and get it infected or something and have to wait like weeks to heal :/

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Smackems
12/18/21 4:25:47 PM
#144:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Dude listening to music in only one ear sucks but i dont wanna jump the gun and put the other earbud in and get it infected or something and have to wait like weeks to heal :/
?????????????????????????

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:33:43 PM
#145:


She says she's gonna get her earbud infected because she's FILTHY.

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 4:47:31 PM
#146:


Smackems posted...
?????????????????????????
You dont remember the ear pimple i talked about popping yesterday? Or day before.... idk.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:50:09 PM
#147:


What did it taste like?

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 4:52:20 PM
#148:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What did it taste like?
And you call ME filthy. Fuckin pus drinker.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/18/21 4:55:26 PM
#149:


No it just sounds like somethin you'd do. "Ohhh what's this weird shit in my ear? I wonder what it tastes like"

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JimCarrysToe
12/18/21 5:05:54 PM
#150:


Sounds like something youve got a fetish for. Nasty.

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