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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'd like to know why the dog must stare at me when she shits

They think they're doing something bad or they want your help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4ZGkEzn9PE

Shitting is an absurdly vulnerable time for a dog, and they want to know that the tall foodgiver will have its back.

That makes sense, honestly.

JimCarrysToe posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAEhCpAACtsq.jpg

Is that guy wearing a fake mustache over an actual mustache?

Wings are going OFF

Questionmarktarius posted...

Is that guy wearing a fake mustache over an actual mustache?

Yea, double mustache gives +1 dominance.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Wings are going OFF

Aw fuck. Gonna pop that on.

I was all "no Habs, no Hockey" tonight.

They scored 2 within 20 seconds and they are buzzing now

MabusIncarnate posted...

They scored 2 within 20 seconds and they are buzzing now

this is why ESPN+ has replays.

Oh theres the hatty

motherfucking hat trick

Does that even happen, since the 80s?

Lol, octopus rain

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/6/AAbh80AACts-.jpg Dude I am fucking STOKED with this Esky. It's much smaller on the inside, but it's apparently really good at keeping shit cold. It feels good to win for once.

MrMallard posted...

but it's apparently really good at keeping shit cold.

That sort of cooler will keep ice for quite a while.

I happened into a medical-grade cooler, that's meant for transporting hearts and kidneys, and it'll keep ice for a week.

MrMallard posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/6/AAbh80AACts-.jpg Dude I am fucking STOKED with this Esky. It's much smaller on the inside, but it's apparently really good at keeping shit cold. It feels good to win for once.

That's awesome man, quality prize.

Also usually see 2-4 hat tricks per team each year, only in Detroit will they throw octopus.

MabusIncarnate posted...

only in Detroit will they throw octopus.

This is why Kansas City no longer has a hockey team. The fans would likely toss entire cows.

They tossed catfish on the ice in Nashville but I think that's dead in the water now.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Shitting is an absurdly vulnerable time for a dog, and they want to know that the tall foodgiver will have its back.

@MabusIncarnate this is the answer. It's pack mentality. They want to make sure the alpha is protecting them during their vulnerable time. 4 out of 5 of my dogs do this. The other asshole is too busy thinking he's the alpha.

Questionmarktarius posted...

That sort of cooler will keep ice for quite a while.

I happened into a medical-grade cooler, that's meant for transporting hearts and kidneys, and it'll keep ice for a week.

Hell yeah.

Honestly I don't win shit, so I'm just stoked. I don't know shit, I'm just coasting.

inb4 "you put ice in it bozo" like of fuckin course you do

I bought that medical-grade cooler for $40 out an unclaimed-freight barn, and it ended up being a $450 cooler that's only sold directly to hospitals.
At least I'll already have that when I inevitably need a liver or kidney transplant.

I got 3 of those

MrMallard posted...

inb4 "you put ice in it bozo" like of fuckin course you do

Protip:
If it's a "bear proof" cooler, do not use dry ice. It'll explode.

I had a big itch to play the original gears of war and saw game pass was being offered 3 months for just $1.00 so I jumped on it

WaterLink posted...

game pass was being offered 3 months for just $1.00

My PC is three potatoes taped together, and my only Xbox is 360. Should I bother?

WaterLink posted...

I had a big itch to play the original gears of war and saw game pass was being offered 3 months for just $1.00 so I jumped on it

I think they are all on there, Halo MCC, Forza, there's a bunch worth playing. The first Gears was amazing when it first released, first game I played after buying my first HDTV.

Questionmarktarius posted...

My PC is three potatoes taped together, and my only Xbox is 360. Should I bother?

Just off the top of my head, Skate 2 is playable on game pass, that alone is worth firing up the 360 for. Also got some Earth Defense Force games there.

Major sippy poo time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v18EkZEBm0A

well, out of booze and there's no more hockey. Probably ought to sleep, but I'll shitpost to 3AM anyway.

You can't run out of booze on a Saturday night. I think it's illegal actually.

There's still some walmart brand Irish cream, but that's like drinking mud.
I need to slow down anyway. DTs come way too easy nowadays.

I don't know how i've been so good at drinking a shit ton less this past month. I guess being with the new girl helped keep my mind off it, but I still know if I go home early enough i'll still try to drink as much as I can.

I've seen her a couple times get a little too tipsy on her shots I get her. She'll only drink 4 of these little 99 brand drinks but she gets drunk easy. I start to see when she gets all upset at things when she over does it, and i'm like.... huh I guess that explains me.

Drunk sex is awful though. It's all floppy and confused, and you'll probably fall asleep at least twice.

Yeahhh been slapped awake more than once in the previous years. Let's not even talk about getting whiskey dick either.

I been sober about 5 months now, but my THC intake is like quadruple at this point.

Oh yeah banging is way better sober. Unless you're just the right amount of drunk. Sober enough to know what you're doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Unless you're just the right amount of drunk.

obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF8_y2Zl9W8
"Cheers, genitals!"

So Larkin first career hat trick tonight. Teammate Criscuolo got his first career point with an assist tonight. Larkin gave him his hat trick puck for his first NHL point, what a bro. Usually players keep the puck when they hit a milestone, it's been tradition for a long time.

Questionmarktarius posted...

My PC is three potatoes taped together, and my only Xbox is 360. Should I bother?

I dont know enough to answer that. I havent had a non-nintendo console since the 360 myself, idk if it's even supported on there. I built a pretty badass PC. I mean I doubt you'll be able to play modern games on something that's not made for gaming, but older games maybe? Gears is a 15 year old game so it could maybe work and maybe other games as well. At the end of the day it's only $1 for 3 months so just cancel it before you get to the actual $10/mo subscription, and in the meantime see if there's anything you can play that's worth it.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I think they are all on there, Halo MCC, Forza, there's a bunch worth playing. The first Gears was amazing when it first released, first game I played after buying my first HDTV.

You have no idea how much I played the original Gears when it came out. I actually played enough to get the "Seriously?" achievement legit and did so many campaign runs, both solo and co-op that it's not even funny. And Halo was on steam, got the master chief collection but I've been dying to play some gears and the original weren't on steam and I stumbled onto the gamepass deal that's going on. Just finished the first level

Cheers genitals!

...and i'm chugging the walmart brand irish cream

Is it "problem drinking" if there's Chex in it, or it that just worse?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/2/AAEhCpAACtvQ.jpg

Chex???? Why the fuck is there Chex in it?

Chex & irish cream is fucking awesome. Try it sometime.

I'd just drink around it.

I think i just heard someone yodeling outside? Johnny wtf are you doing? Go home, im not giving back your skunks. I already turned them into lamps and sold them.

Chex and Baileys is the greatest hangover breakfast there is, even if you don't wake up until 8 at night.

JimCarrysToe posted...

I think i just heard someone yodeling outside? Johnny wtf are you doing? Go home, im not giving back your skunks. I already turned them into lamps and sold them.

Piss in your own face i'm listening to good music and drinkin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZK0UL5r3FU

Some idiot just blasted a didgeridoo in the neighborhood.

...also that was me.

One of the Paul brothers "knocked out" a professional fighter tonight boxing

I know I don't really post in these things but I just wanted to share a short story.

Idk if y'all remember but back right before my 21st birthday I posted in one of the drinking topics, I don't remember the exact reason but I think I was looking for recommendations? Because I was excited for my 21st birthday and wanted to drink as a celebration. Wanna know the kicker?

I never actually drank any alcohol, and never have since.

Idk, I think I'm just too afraid I'll turn into an alcoholic. I have literally no self-control and my family has a history of addiction to just about everything under the sun you can get addicted to. Probably for the best that I stick to soda. Also I'm a very picky eater and I think my very limited list of tastes I can tolerate would make it so I don't like ANY alcoholic beverage.

...It's hard to believe it's been just over 2 years since then. Now I'm 23. Crazy how time flies.

Hmm gotta wrap up the new chicks birthday present for tomorrow. I'm the kinda guy that used to just get newspaper and fold it up around and duct tape it. For her, I guess I gotta learn some new skills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYXaxeJBj5k