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Cocytus
09/30/21 4:18:44 PM
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Spiderman vs Batman in a battle to the death...who wins?


Batman would murder that ass!
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Master Kazuya
09/30/21 4:19:27 PM
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I think Spiderman wins in a general fight. Batman wins if he gets "anti Spiderman spray" or some shit.

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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/21 4:19:37 PM
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Spider-Man has actual super powers
batman is just a trained martial artist who has some high tech stuff

spiderman obviously wins
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Ratchetrockon
09/30/21 4:19:59 PM
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spiderman unless batman get out his hellbat suit that gives him some of the powers of the main justice league members

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Cocytus
09/30/21 4:20:19 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Spider-Man has actual super powers
batman is just a trained martial artist who has some high tech stuff

spiderman obviously wins
Just because he has a super power doesn't mean he will win.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
09/30/21 4:20:46 PM
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Batman has time to plan
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g0ldie
09/30/21 4:21:13 PM
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Spider-Man.

superhuman abilities, Spider Sense, and he's a genius in his own right.

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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/21 4:21:36 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Just because he has a super power doesn't mean he will win.
batman isnt capable of countering Spider-Man
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HagenEx
09/30/21 4:21:55 PM
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Batman with time to prep.

His suit will be anti-webbings, he will have a gadget that directly attacks the spidey sense to disorient Peter and then he fucks him up with a combo.

Didn't you guys play the Arkham Games? Lmfao.

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GS4Life
09/30/21 4:22:00 PM
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Spider-Man whoops's his ass unless Batman gets his God Armor he only used once or twice

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Cocytus
09/30/21 4:22:05 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
batman isnt capable of countering Spider-Man
I believe that he is.
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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/21 4:22:38 PM
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Cocytus posted...
I believe that he is.
Spider-Man is strong enough to kill Batman in one punch
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Cocytus
09/30/21 4:23:16 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Spider-Man is strong enough to kill Batman in one punch
Not with Batman's specialized armor. He's survived worse.
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Kajagogo
09/30/21 4:23:29 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
batman isnt capable of countering Spider-Man

Then you know nothing about Batman.

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Ratchetrockon
09/30/21 4:23:47 PM
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with this suit Batman bullies spiderman! look at how he can hurt darkseid who is super tough (tougher than spidey)

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Spiderman23JII
09/30/21 4:23:53 PM
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batman get rektd

captain america would kick batmans ass too

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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/21 4:23:56 PM
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Oh ok, so Batman just pulls out his God+1 armour and solos Thanos with all the infinity stones
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MrMallard
09/30/21 4:24:41 PM
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Spider-Man.

Web Batman's ankles and string him up, then keep coating him with webs faster than Batman could ever cut them away. Web up his face and his head until he suffocates.

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Ratchetrockon
09/30/21 4:31:42 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Oh ok, so Batman just pulls out his God+1 armour and solos Thanos with all the infinity stones

prob not it just lets him fight against superman tier beings for a lil bit. good enough to blitz spidey tho

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09/30/21 4:36:53 PM
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The-Apostle
09/30/21 5:26:46 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Spider-Man has actual super powers
batman is just a trained martial artist who has some high tech stuff

spiderman obviously wins


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Despised
09/30/21 5:28:30 PM
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Batman stomps

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RchHomieQuanChi
09/30/21 5:30:24 PM
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Spider-Man could punch Batman's head clean off if he doesn't hold back.

Not to mention the element of surprise doesn't really work in Batman's favor here, without some plot armor BS

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Mareen
09/30/21 5:33:41 PM
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monkmith
09/30/21 5:33:54 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Spider-Man could punch Batman's head clean off if he doesn't hold back.

Not to mention the element of surprise doesn't really work in Batman's favor here, without some plot armor BS
but because batman has time to plan he knows how peter thinks, spouts off a line from his uncle right before the punch lands, and then ends the fight with a taser or something while peter is frozen is shock.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/21 5:34:36 PM
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Batman isn't afraid to cheat.
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NoxObscuras
09/30/21 5:34:56 PM
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Spider-Man wins. He's one of the smartest characters in the Marvel comics, so it's not like Batman will just automatically outsmart him.

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RchHomieQuanChi
09/30/21 5:35:32 PM
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monkmith posted...
but because batman has time to plan he knows how peter thinks, spouts off a line from his uncle right before the punch lands, and then ends the fight with a taser or something while peter is frozen is shock.

I'd reckon Batman has more baggage about his parents than Peter has with his uncle

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orangefire25
09/30/21 5:37:21 PM
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Master Kazuya posted...
I think Spiderman wins in a general fight. Batman wins if he gets "anti Spiderman spray" or some shit.


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monkmith
09/30/21 5:41:33 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I'd reckon Batman has more baggage about his parents than Peter has with his uncle
sure, but batman is a dick with a plan and would happily use peters baggage against him. peter is smart, but he's not got the connections or money to track down batman's public identity, batman does.

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Were_Wyrm
09/30/21 5:43:39 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I'd reckon Batman has more baggage about his parents than Peter has with his uncle
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orangefire25
09/30/21 5:48:17 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
"You should have been there for your uncle Ben"
"I would've, but he told me he needed some alone time with some hoe named Martha"
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Tyranthraxus
09/30/21 5:53:05 PM
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monkmith posted...
sure, but batman is a dick with a plan and would happily use peters baggage against him. peter is smart, but he's not got the connections or money to track down batman's public identity, batman does.

Nah Batman would never do that. He might lie about it but Peter could probably see through it.


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The Wheelman1
09/30/21 6:07:33 PM
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Batman is smarter and more skilled than Spidey. Batman got this.

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NeonOctopus
09/30/21 6:08:26 PM
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Death Battle did a video on this and the winner was ...................Spider-man >_>

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Darmik
09/30/21 6:09:24 PM
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Batman would recruit Peter as his new Robin.

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Kitt
09/30/21 6:12:31 PM
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Spider-Man would baptize him.

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Rapid99
09/30/21 6:19:41 PM
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Norman Osborn has Batman's money, intellect, ridiculous gadgets, access to power armor, plus super strength/speed/healing/other heightened abilities, a willingness to use lethal weaponry, and oh yeah, knowledge of Peter's identity and no issues abusing that knowledge to hurt Peter and his loved ones far worse than Batman would ever be willing to.

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Count_Babula
09/30/21 6:29:22 PM
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The Wheelman1 posted...
Batman is smarter and more skilled than Spidey. Batman got this.

no he isn't you dummy @The_Wheelman1
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SierraDawn
09/30/21 6:35:15 PM
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If you give Batman prep time, you have to give Spidey prep time. And Spidey with prep time is dangerous. And if you bring out the most powerful version of Batman, you have to bring our the most powerful version of Spidey.



Cosmic Spidey would utterly wreck Hellbat Batman.

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Ratchetrockon
09/30/21 6:51:51 PM
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SierraDawn posted...
If you give Batman prep time, you have to give Spidey prep time. And Spidey with prep time is dangerous. And if you bring out the most powerful version of Batman, you have to bring our the most powerful version of Spidey.



Cosmic Spidey would utterly wreck Hellbat Batman.


he gonna have to fight the batman that gained post-crisis superman's powers (superman/batman issue #53 to #56). i dont think batman will win tho. this the best batman got i think



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The Wheelman1
09/30/21 9:44:57 PM
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Count_Babula posted...
no he isn't you dummy @The_Wheelman1
Yes he is. Batman is extremely tough to bring down even for Spider-Man. Believe me. Batman knows how to deal with all types of threats even those more powerful than himself. So Im sure he would know how to counter Spider-Man.

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09/30/21 10:03:56 PM
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QJD1381
09/30/21 10:05:54 PM
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Unless Batman is equipped with his typical writers plot armor that makes everyone with powers lose a hundred IQ points when fighting him, then Spider-Man punches his head off before Batman has a chance to even reach into his utility belt.

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Feline_Heart
09/30/21 10:12:50 PM
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Remember that time when Spidey punched The Hulk into orbit? lol



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Rhylos
09/30/21 10:22:25 PM
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If Norman Osborn can make a gas that nullifies spider sense (something he did before their first fight,) so could Batman. Batman would probably also be able to come up with something that quickly dissolves webbing, or come up with something that would turn webbing to his advantage.

Parker's not a dumb guy either, not too far behind the more prominant big brains of the marvel universe. It could go either way, depending on the writer.
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nuclearratchet
09/30/21 10:34:30 PM
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Rhylos posted...
If Norman Osborn can make a gas that nullifies spider sense (something he did before their first fight,) so could Batman. Batman would probably also be able to come up with something that quickly dissolves webbing, or come up with something that would turn webbing to his advantage.

Parker's not a dumb guy either, not too far behind the more prominant big brains of the marvel universe. It could go either way, depending on the writer.

Thing is the Green Goblin is much stronger than Batman and couldn't beat Spiderman so what makes you think Batman would?

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Feline_Heart
09/30/21 10:35:48 PM
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Rhylos posted...
If Norman Osborn can make a gas that nullifies spider sense (something he did before their first fight,) so could Batman. Batman would probably also be able to come up with something that quickly dissolves webbing, or come up with something that would turn webbing to his advantage.

Parker's not a dumb guy either, not too far behind the more prominant big brains of the marvel universe. It could go either way, depending on the writer.
Spider-man lost his Spider-sense about a decade ago and he trained in Kung Fu with Shang Chi so that he could adapt his fighting style and he wouldnt need to rely on it anymore. He got it back, but even if he lost it again it wouldnt really put him at a disadvantage

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Gobstoppers12
09/30/21 10:36:32 PM
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I figure Spider-Man would be around the same strength level as Bane hopped up on Venom. Batman definitely can't beat him in a straight up slug fest, but using the environment and some gadgetry to his advantage, I can see Bruce coming out ahead over Peter.

That said, in a fight "to the death" neither one of them would win because neither one would deal the killing blow intentionally.

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