Current Events > Man breaks penis after it 'buckled' during sex, makes medical history

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Lebronwon
07/01/21 1:01:04 PM
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https://nypost.com/2021/07/01/man-breaks-penis-after-it-buckled-during-sex-makes-medical-history/

A frisky UK fellow reportedly made medical and sexual history after accidentally snapping his penis lengthwise during a disastrous session in the sack. We present the first documented case of a vertical penile fracture sustained by a 40-year-old man during sexual intercourse, reads the groundbreaking case study published this week in the British Medical Journal. Medics report that the anonymous rompers penis buckled against his partners perineum the region between the anus and genitals due to what they can only surmise was an ill-timed thrust. Specifically, he suffered a broken penis, which occurs when one ruptures the rubbery sheath of tissue below the skin that allows the penis to increase in width and length to produce a firm erection, according to Healthline. As the injury generally happens when the member is at full mast, it often feels like a broken bone (so to speak) to the injured party, experts reported. Per the study, up to 88.5% of penile fractures occur during sexual intercourse, with a 20-year retrospective study concluding doggy style and man on top as the two main sexual positions that endanger penises.

However, this new patients case was particularly unusual as he experienced only minor swelling and not the popping sound, rolling of the skin and other symptoms normally associated with phallic fractures. His erection also faded gradually unlike most sufferers, whose phalluses go flaccid immediately after the snap. Indeed, subsequent MRI scans showed that the mans penis had a 3-centimeter-long vertical tear rather than the more common horizontal variety along the right side of the shaft. Despite the unconventional nature of the fracture, surgeons were forced to treat the patients mangled manhood within 24 hours to prevent complications such as permanent erectile dysfunction, researchers reported. Thankfully, the erect-tive surgery went off without a hitch. The man fully recovered and was able to have hanky-panky hopefully with better aim a mere six months after his fateful fling. Not only that but he was able to achieve erections of the same quality to those prior to the injury, denying any penile curvature or significant palpable scarring. However, more research is needed before scientists can confidently determine whether vertical penis fractures alter either the presentation or long-term outcomes following operative repair.



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Smackems
07/01/21 1:01:52 PM
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Broke it on the damn taint

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R1masher
07/01/21 1:02:33 PM
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Tldr
was it his penis?

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RedJackson
07/01/21 1:02:47 PM
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ModLogic
07/01/21 1:03:11 PM
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Machete
07/01/21 1:14:18 PM
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R1masher posted...
penis?


Yes
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tremain07
07/01/21 1:16:21 PM
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Suddenly I reminder of that one girl that was posted on CE doing that to someone

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Jiek_Fafn
07/01/21 1:21:31 PM
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I've "sprained" my penis in a similar fashion before. Girl went up a bit too high while on top and came crashing down. Thankfully nothing serious. Just hurt for a minute or two. I can't imagine either how hard this guy had to hit it or how brittle his dick is to full on crack it vertically.

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Boombam99
07/01/21 1:25:25 PM
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Reading that whole thing while clutching myself and wincing
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eston
07/01/21 1:25:50 PM
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I've heard of this happening but never vertically, holy shit

You gotta slow it down boys

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ROOTFayth
07/01/21 1:30:15 PM
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I fucked up once too and it really hurt, don't think it was a fracture since I didn't need to go to the hospital but my wife had to, one side started swelling, bartholin gland I think, she had to have a minor surgery, took a few weeks to recover
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tremain07
07/01/21 1:36:47 PM
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What the fuck kinda sex are you guys having?

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refmon
07/01/21 1:37:46 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Suddenly I reminder of that one girl that was posted on CE doing that to someone


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jpenny2
07/01/21 2:24:08 PM
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Incels don't have to worry about this shit.

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tremain07
07/01/21 2:26:03 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Incels don't have to worry about this shit.
That's rude, you should say that they have no chance of it happening with a partner.

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No_U_L7
07/01/21 2:26:37 PM
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abella anderson strikes again
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WalkingLobsters
07/01/21 2:29:06 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Suddenly I reminder of that one girl that was posted on CE doing that to someone
Abella Anderson?

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ImagineUsngAlts
07/01/21 7:45:01 PM
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Imagine knowing that this is what your name will go down for in history.
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Medussa
07/01/21 7:47:31 PM
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this is exactly why the "hide topic" button needs to be available from the topic list.

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DavidZ2844
07/01/21 7:53:52 PM
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@Jiek_Fafn Jiek_Fafn posted...
I've "sprained" my penis in a similar fashion before. Girl went up a bit too high while on top and came crashing down. Thankfully nothing serious. Just hurt for a minute or two. I can't imagine either how hard this guy had to hit it or how brittle his dick is to full on crack it vertically.
I always wonder what happens with the other person afterwards in situations like these. Did she know right away something was wrong, or did she keep going? Did you have to ask her to stop or did you just hide the pain you were feeling and kept it going anyway? Did it kill the mood for both of you after it happened or did you both go right back to it after the minute or two of pain?
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Derwood
07/01/21 7:55:15 PM
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Pics or it didnt happen
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AsucaHayashi
07/01/21 7:56:15 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
man on top as the two main sexual positions that endanger penises.

holy shit.

is missionary really that dangerous????

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RetsuZaiZen
07/01/21 7:59:42 PM
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Bruh. How are these guys doing the motion on doggy?

You have to just go with a rhythm and pound it out. Are these fools pulling all the way out then pushing back in? All that does is force air in there and she starts coochie farting or queefing or whatever you want to call it.


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Jiek_Fafn
07/01/21 8:00:02 PM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
@Jiek_Fafn
I always wonder what happens with the other person afterwards in situations like these. Did she know right away something was wrong, or did she keep going? Did you have to ask her to stop or did you just hide the pain you were feeling and kept it going anyway? Did it kill the mood for both of you after it happened or did you both go right back to it after the minute or two of pain?
I made ouch noises and she kind of felt what had happened so she understood the concept. We both laughed but it definitely killed the mood. She crawled off, apologized and we watched TV or something. Got back at it a couple days later when my dick felt all better.

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sabrestorm
07/01/21 8:04:40 PM
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I guess he was going too fast
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Mistere Man
07/01/21 8:05:06 PM
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After reading that it hurts now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVQwFsqeMzY

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thronedfire2
07/01/21 8:05:53 PM
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man on top is one of the dangerous positions? you would think it would be cowgirl

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divot1338
07/01/21 8:10:09 PM
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This is why you fuck the pussy instead of the pussy fucking you.

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Christian RULES
07/01/21 9:40:22 PM
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RIP Man breaks died up a 97% fracture

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dj1200
07/01/21 9:42:27 PM
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Holyshit

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Shotgunnova
07/01/21 9:46:53 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
Thankfully, the erect-tive surgery went off without a hitch.


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07/01/21 9:48:42 PM
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Returning_CEmen
07/01/21 9:52:54 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
Thankfully, the erect-tive surgery went off without a hitch.
This line made reading the article worth it :)

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__aCEr__
07/01/21 9:55:04 PM
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"Look, I get that you're putting me down as anonymous but I'd still prefer to just not have my broken penis on the record."

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Solo_Wing
07/01/21 10:18:50 PM
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This is why we have bajillion shooters in the market people

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Frosted_Midna
07/01/21 10:31:37 PM
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I could have gone the night NOT knowing this...

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Naysaspace
07/01/21 10:32:37 PM
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this happened to an old coworker of mine. apparently it swelled up like a baseball

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IShall_Run_Amok
07/01/21 10:36:14 PM
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Congratulations, dude, you're a hero!

Dude: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Mistere Man
07/01/21 10:44:49 PM
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I still dont understand how it broke vertically.

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