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Duncanwii
02/05/21 10:21:22 AM
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She was working at the ancient Atlantian snow cone shop and I accidentally hit the ball too hard and it went out of bounds. I said "Wow, I hit that ball so hard it went to another dimension!" And I heard her giggle. But I already had a gf plus I was leaving for home the next day so we didnt hook up

This actually happened. It isnt a parody of that other topic, this really happened to me.
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E32005
02/05/21 10:22:04 AM
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so she doesnt make the list?

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SkittyOnWailord
02/05/21 10:22:42 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
This actually happened. It isnt a parody of that other topic, this really happened to me.



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Hexenherz
02/05/21 10:23:22 AM
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Too bad you have a girlfriend you would have 100% been guaranteed a hook up with this one girl based on the fact that she laughed at a single comment because that's how the real world works.

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Smashingpmkns
02/05/21 10:23:48 AM
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You basically cheated in your girlfriend. Hope you feel good about yourself.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/05/21 10:42:44 AM
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this is basically cheating, Duncan. shame on you, what would your girlfriend think?

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BroodRyu
02/05/21 10:44:50 AM
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Usually Id say this is dumb and means nothing, but the fact that Duncan finds this so significant that he posted a topic makes his intent clear. Not a good look, but also not surprising.
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SSJ5_Goku
02/05/21 10:47:30 AM
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TendoDRM
02/05/21 10:52:19 AM
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*Atlantean

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Hexenherz
02/05/21 10:54:14 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
*Atlantean
got a real grey face over here

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
02/05/21 10:56:28 AM
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*interacts with someone irl*
*excitedly tells CE*

2021 GameFAQs is still that neck virgin I know and love
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Duncanwii
02/05/21 10:57:04 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
Usually Id say this is dumb and means nothing, but the fact that Duncan finds this so significant that he posted a topic makes his intent clear. Not a good look, but also not surprising.

Look I dont get girls to laugh at me often. I take what I can get.
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DarkChozoGhost
02/05/21 11:03:45 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
How does a man masterbate with a cucumber?


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MrKapowski
02/05/21 11:04:57 AM
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Veggeta X
02/05/21 11:08:53 AM
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TC why are you cheating on your girlfriend?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/05/21 11:09:07 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
*interacts with someone irl*
*excitedly tells CE*

2021 GameFAQs is still that neck virgin I know and love
This is the board of incels to, and CE is their home.

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Funcoot
02/05/21 11:09:44 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Look I dont get girls to laugh at me often. I take what I can get.


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R1masher
02/05/21 11:14:55 AM
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Atlantis themed, go on Im listening

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TendoDRM
02/05/21 11:23:18 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
got a real grey face over here
A what?

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Ryven
02/05/21 11:24:31 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Look I dont get girls to laugh at me often. I take what I can get.

at or with? >_>

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Duncanwii
02/05/21 11:26:05 AM
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R1masher posted...
Atlantis themed, go on Im listening

It's called Mt Atlanicus, it's in Myrtle Beach it has a cave section and a mountain section, honestly one of the hardest courses there imo.

However then they put Vending Machines and a Snow Cone shop in it, like way to kill the believability whomever designed this.
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AvlButtslam
02/05/21 11:29:06 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
And I heard her giggle. But I already had a gf plus I was leaving for home the next day so we didnt hook up

Lmfao

Note I am not a girl and I am not down to hook up despite laughing at the above
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Tactical_Spork
02/05/21 11:30:29 AM
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Ayo hoss you know its usually like high school kids working at them shits right?

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ROBANN_88
02/05/21 11:34:25 AM
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nevershine
02/05/21 11:37:10 AM
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ive been golfing there.
its p dope fr fr tbqh

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DB_Insider
02/05/21 11:38:23 AM
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I think she likes Relicanth and Kabutops
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E32005
02/05/21 11:39:16 AM
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man duncan has been on a tear lately

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Duncanwii
02/05/21 11:40:36 AM
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E32005 posted...
man duncan has been on a tear lately

This happened 2 years ago dude. We haven't been there the last 2 years last year it was Covid and the year before that we just didnt go.
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Hexenherz
02/05/21 11:41:26 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
This happened 2 years ago dude. We haven't been there the last 2 years last year it was Covid and the year before that we just didnt go.

Duncanwii posted...
This happened 2 years ago dude. We haven't been there the last 2 years last year it was Covid and the year before that we just didnt go.
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wow

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GodzillaFAQS
02/05/21 11:42:24 AM
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I'd laugh at you too

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The Trent
02/05/21 11:43:15 AM
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don't worry about these other guys tc
I believe you

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BroodRyu
02/05/21 11:44:53 AM
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Wait, so this story isnt even recent?


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The Trent
02/05/21 11:45:40 AM
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everyduncan knows that time is a construct

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R1masher
02/05/21 11:47:32 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
It's called Mt Atlanicus, it's in Myrtle Beach it has a cave section and a mountain section, honestly one of the hardest courses there imo.

However then they put Vending Machines and a Snow Cone shop in it, like way to kill the believability whomever designed this.

minotaur golf?

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E32005
02/05/21 11:47:34 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
This happened 2 years ago dude. We haven't been there the last 2 years last year it was Covid and the year before that we just didnt go.
lol

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LeadPipeCinche
02/05/21 11:47:35 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
is this you, TC?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/183/456/653.jpg


Can't be, the kid in the pic actually touched a girl... Duncan only touches himself
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Duncanwii
02/05/21 11:49:10 AM
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R1masher posted...


minotaur golf?

That's the one.
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Tactical_Spork
02/05/21 2:48:29 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
Ayo hoss you know its usually like high school kids working at them shits right?
Duncan please address this you are like 30

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Hexenherz
02/05/21 2:57:11 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
Duncan please address this you are like 30
This event happened when Duncan was 15 actually.

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ToadallyAwesome
02/05/21 3:00:39 PM
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MrMallard
02/05/21 3:02:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
This actually happened. It isnt a parody of that other topic, this really happened to me.
I was ready to give you the benefit of the doubt before you said this

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teep_
02/05/21 3:10:19 PM
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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R1masher
02/05/21 3:13:28 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
That's the one.

its pretty common knowledge minotaurs love snow cones

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