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Eliza3 01/31/21 9:25:38 AM #1:	An obese Italian plumber teams up with a sky marshmallow, a wooden doll, a perverted princess, and the king of lizards to kill an evil Santa Claus from heaven. --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950116385] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>An obese Italian plumber teams up with a sky marshmallow, a wooden doll, a perverted princess, and the king of lizards to kill an evil Santa Claus from heaven. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 9:29:34 AM #2:	Two monkeys massacre an entire jungle because an alligator took some bananas. --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950116453] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Two monkeys massacre an entire jungle because an alligator took some bananas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 01/31/21 9:34:58 AM #3:	Boi with a yee yee ass haircut goes from rags to bitches --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:950116544] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Boi with a yee yee ass haircut goes from rags to bitches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 01/31/21 9:38:27 AM #4:	After spending 18 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, a gang member gets shot by his former boss, leading him to uncover a web of corruption that extends all the way up to the governor of Tokyo. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:950116604] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>After spending 18 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, a gang member gets shot by his former boss, leading him to uncover a web of corruption that extends all the way up to the governor of Tokyo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 01/31/21 9:40:45 AM #5:	Scottish duck collects diamonds, money, and ice cream cones around the world. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:950116646] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Scottish duck collects diamonds, money, and ice cream cones around the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 9:41:18 AM #6:	Middle hope posted... Boi with a yee yee ass haircut goes from rags to bitches Lol I remember that shit Antifar posted... After spending 18 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, a gang member gets shot by his former boss, leading him to uncover a web of corruption that extends all the way up to the governor of Tokyo. That sounds very professional actually :0) --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950116653] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>Boi with a yee yee ass haircut goes from rags to bitches</quote>Lol I remember that shit Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>After spending 18 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, a gang member gets shot by his former boss, leading him to uncover a web of corruption that extends all the way up to the governor of Tokyo.</quote>That sounds very professional actually :0) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 01/31/21 9:42:20 AM #7:	Some people end up on an island, but not much else actually happened --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:950116680] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Some people end up on an island, but not much else actually happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 01/31/21 9:44:23 AM #8:	guy gets angry and kills a fuck ton of demons. enjoy the sequels where he gets angry and kills a fuck ton more. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:950116719] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>guy gets angry and kills a fuck ton of demons. enjoy the sequels where he gets angry and kills a fuck ton more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 01/31/21 9:44:57 AM #9:	The good guys beat the bad guys. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:950116727] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>The good guys beat the bad guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 01/31/21 9:45:48 AM #10:	An American man kills his boss in Russia after defeating a ladder, a beekeeper, a lizard man, a centenarian , a dead person, a ball graber and a pyromaniac. He also eats EVERYTHING along the way. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:950116738] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>An American man kills his boss in Russia after defeating a ladder, a beekeeper, a lizard man, a centenarian , a dead person, a ball graber and a pyromaniac. He also eats EVERYTHING along the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Byakuren 01/31/21 9:48:49 AM #12:	Boy with a giant key saves the universe. --- follow me on twitter <cite>Byakuren posted [p:950116801] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Boy with a giant key saves the universe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 01/31/21 9:54:26 AM #13:	A spy breaks out of his cell, seizes vast amounts of valuables with wanton abandon, slaughters hundreds of people who were only doing their job, and finally, he shoots the leader of their nation dead. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:950116911] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A spy breaks out of his cell, seizes vast amounts of valuables with wanton abandon, slaughters hundreds of people who were only doing their job, and finally, he shoots the leader of their nation dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/31/21 10:04:01 AM #14:	Mercenary sent to rescue a girl gets involved in a civil war where both sides are bad and then it turns out due to alternate dimensions he was the real villain all along so they go back in time and kill himself in the past so none of the game happened. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:950117088] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Mercenary sent to rescue a girl gets involved in a civil war where both sides are bad and then it turns out due to alternate dimensions he was the real villain all along so they go back in time and kill himself in the past so none of the game happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 10:10:35 AM #15:	A flying pink marshmallow eats thousands of baby animals and kills a penguin --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950117220] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A flying pink marshmallow eats thousands of baby animals and kills a penguin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 01/31/21 10:11:31 AM #16:	The church is BAD --- I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:950117234] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>The church is BAD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 01/31/21 10:15:15 AM #17:	GiftedACIII posted... Mercenary sent to rescue a girl gets involved in a civil war where both sides are bad and then it turns out due to alternate dimensions he was the real villain all along so they go back in time and kill himself in the past so none of the game happened. I always took that ending differently, especially with the end credits cutscene and the DLC. --- XBL: F1RE v2 PSN: F1REx <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:950117314] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>Mercenary sent to rescue a girl gets involved in a civil war where both sides are bad and then it turns out due to alternate dimensions he was the real villain all along so they go back in time and kill himself in the past so none of the game happened.</quote> I always took that ending differently, especially with the end credits cutscene and the DLC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/31/21 10:16:45 AM #18:	Jiggy101011 posted... I always took that ending differently, especially with the end credits cutscene and the DLC. You're right. Change it to "none of the game happened except it did because the DLC retcons it and made the whole thing pointless" --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:950117337] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Jiggy101011 posted...</cite> <quote>I always took that ending differently, especially with the end credits cutscene and the DLC. </quote> You're right. Change it to "none of the game happened except it did because the DLC retcons it and made the whole thing pointless"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 01/31/21 10:26:02 AM #19:	Son of an underworld lord annihilates half of its citizens to escape to a world that sends him back to do it again. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:950117499] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Son of an underworld lord annihilates half of its citizens to escape to a world that sends him back to do it again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 01/31/21 10:27:20 AM #20:	Robots fight other robots and get sad --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:950117527] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Robots fight other robots and get sad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/31/21 10:34:47 AM #21:	A stork delivers twins to their parents... but it's actually not their parents. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:950117683] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A stork delivers twins to their parents... but it's actually not their parents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kircheis 01/31/21 11:04:57 AM #22:	A man and his boi piss off the local gods while trying to spread the wife's ashes. --- http://error1355.com/ce/Kircheis.html <cite>Kircheis posted [p:950118304] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A man and his boi piss off the local gods while trying to spread the wife's ashes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/31/21 11:07:46 AM #23:	Some americans go to the middle east to help people but just end up killing everyone. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:950118374] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Some americans go to the middle east to help people but just end up killing everyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 01/31/21 11:09:43 AM #24:	Young boy proceeds to murder hundreds after finding sword in stone. <cite>bknight posted [p:950118428] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Young boy proceeds to murder hundreds after finding sword in stone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Try_Another___ 01/31/21 11:10:11 AM #25:	Everything is made of squares --- zero earnings <cite>Try_Another___ posted [p:950118440] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Everything is made of squares </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 11:10:23 AM #26:	Tyranthraxus posted... Some americans go to the middle east to help people but just end up killing everyone. Thats not a video game thats life --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950118447] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Some americans go to the middle east to help people but just end up killing everyone.</quote>Thats not a video game thats life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/31/21 11:11:51 AM #27:	Eliza3 posted... Thats not a video game thats life Video games are art and as they say, art imitates life --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:950118489] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Eliza3 posted... </cite> <quote>Thats not a video game thats life</quote>Video games are art and as they say, art imitates life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 11:12:49 AM #28:	Tyranthraxus posted... Video games are art and as they say, art imitates life Art imitates life imitates art imitates --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950118517] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Video games are art and as they say, art imitates life</quote>Art imitates life imitates art imitates </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 01/31/21 11:14:47 AM #29:	a cat breaks a lightbulb, everyone dies --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:950118556] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>a cat breaks a lightbulb, everyone dies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 01/31/21 11:15:13 AM #30:	Eliza3 posted... Thats not a video game thats life in real life they were never there to help people --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:950118569] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Eliza3 posted... </cite> <quote>Thats not a video game thats life</quote>in real life they were never there to help people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 11:19:58 AM #31:	Doe posted... a cat breaks a lightbulb, everyone dies Thats not a video game thats life --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950118680] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>a cat breaks a lightbulb, everyone dies</quote>Thats not a video game thats life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fizaga 01/31/21 11:32:43 AM #32:	Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina. --- DS - (ix) I helped with a game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/world-war-b/id1096584665 <cite>Fizaga posted [p:950118960] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 01/31/21 11:33:25 AM #33:	DezDroppedFreak posted... The church is BAD @DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:950118982] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>DezDroppedFreak posted... </cite> <quote>The church is BAD</quote>@DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 11:37:41 AM #34:	Fizaga posted... Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina. I know this one --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950119074] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Fizaga posted... </cite> <quote>Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina.</quote>I know this one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza3 01/31/21 11:38:08 AM #35:	Gwynevere posted... @DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao I thought it was FFT :0 --- Early 30's. Exceedingly supple. --Wishing someone to get an account suspension is very disruptive and unacceptable think about your actions before posting!-- <cite>Eliza3 posted [p:950119087] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite> <quote>@DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao</quote>I thought it was FFT :0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/31/21 11:39:50 AM #36:	Fizaga posted... Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina. This could be a half dozen jrpgs. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:950119135] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Fizaga posted... </cite> <quote>Mentally ill guy meets childhood friend and forms a combat crew to kill some dude he thinks wants to become a god, gets innocent girl killed in the process, nobody says anything, kills bad guy, fails to save world, dead girl deus ex machina.</quote>This could be a half dozen jrpgs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fizaga 01/31/21 11:52:02 AM #37:	Alteres posted... This could be a half dozen jrpgs. haha Eliza3 posted... I know this one lol --- DS - (ix) I helped with a game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/world-war-b/id1096584665 <cite>Fizaga posted [p:950119436] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>This could be a half dozen jrpgs.</quote> haha Eliza3 posted... </cite> <quote>I know this one</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fizaga 01/31/21 11:55:29 AM #38:	Okay, another. Guy who is a failure at life bumbs into young girl who accuses him of being a pervert so she can blackmail him into helping her find the promised land. They bump into combat crew from previous game who land him with an obscene debt he has to pay off before sacrificing himself to save the kid. --- DS - (ix) I helped with a game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/world-war-b/id1096584665 <cite>Fizaga posted [p:950119510] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Okay, another. Guy who is a failure at life bumbs into young girl who accuses him of being a pervert so she can blackmail him into helping her find the promised land. They bump into combat crew from previous game who land him with an obscene debt he has to pay off before sacrificing himself to save the kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 01/31/21 11:57:27 AM #39:	A parent solving the mystery of their child's disappearance <cite>CommonStar posted [p:950119567] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A parent solving the mystery of their child's disappearance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 01/31/21 11:59:14 AM #40:	Ex-con sets out to destroy evil dragon, then spends the next several hundred hours doing everything but that. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:950119625] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Ex-con sets out to destroy evil dragon, then spends the next several hundred hours doing everything but that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fizaga 01/31/21 12:01:32 PM #41:	Career criminal released from prison wants to lead a straight life, but gets dragged back into a life of crime against his will, resulting in him taking over the city. In this case with 80's music. --- DS - (ix) I helped with a game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/world-war-b/id1096584665 <cite>Fizaga posted [p:950119691] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Career criminal released from prison wants to lead a straight life, but gets dragged back into a life of crime against his will, resulting in him taking over the city. In this case with 80's music. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 01/31/21 12:01:33 PM #42:	make lines. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:950119692] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>make lines. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 01/31/21 12:01:40 PM #43:	Emo boy and his flying school fights a time witch --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:950119695] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Emo boy and his flying school fights a time witch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 01/31/21 12:06:05 PM #44:	A security guards dies half his body replaced with mechanical parts, then gets sent all over the world to find his ex-gf/co-worker --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:950119813] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A security guards dies half his body replaced with mechanical parts, then gets sent all over the world to find his ex-gf/co-worker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coinstarcad 01/31/21 1:47:27 PM #45:	A man who wears a costume doesn't want to truly stop crime. <cite>coinstarcad posted [p:950122794] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>A man who wears a costume doesn't want to truly stop crime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/31/21 1:49:34 PM #46:	a blue hedgehog who runs fast tries to stop a mad scientist from turning all animals into robots. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:950122847] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>a blue hedgehog who runs fast tries to stop a mad scientist from turning all animals into robots. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 01/31/21 2:41:26 PM #47:	The world's greatest assassin uses a variety of disguises to get close to his high-profile targets --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:950124322] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>The world's greatest assassin uses a variety of disguises to get close to his high-profile targets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/31/21 2:48:05 PM #48:	Person who slaughters thousands of mooks decide to let the main antagonist they were seeking live at the end. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:950124554] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Person who slaughters thousands of mooks decide to let the main antagonist they were seeking live at the end.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 01/31/21 2:48:41 PM #49:	Stuff happens and then it stops happening --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:950124575] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Stuff happens and then it stops happening</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 01/31/21 3:37:00 PM #50:	Gwynevere posted... @DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao Eliza3 posted... I thought it was FFT :0 I was thinking of like 7 games when I wrote that and that was two of them! --- I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:950125934] in Write an a... [t:79269710]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite> <quote>@DezDroppedFreak is this one Bloodborne lmao</quote> Eliza3 posted... </cite> <quote>I thought it was FFT :0</quote>I was thinking of like 7 games when I wrote that and that was two of them! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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