Poll of the Day > Men of PotD: Do you pee in your own yard?

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Jen0125
10/12/20 11:05:19 PM
#1:


Do you?



Please explain

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pipebomb_phil
10/12/20 11:08:37 PM
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I once dug a hole, stuck my d in it, and made my way with it. It was fun.

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SunWuKung420
10/12/20 11:09:21 PM
#3:


I have not peed in my current yard.

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ChronxDaHemphog
10/12/20 11:10:06 PM
#4:


Probably not now but when I was younger and everyone was drinking and smoking outside then yeah just because it was easier and quicker.
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MrCool812
10/12/20 11:10:25 PM
#5:


My old roommate lived in this extra area of my kitchen that had the door to the backyard. He told me after he moved out that there would be nights after we would drink that he didn't feel like walking down the hall and would just go outside and pee instead.

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TIE543
10/12/20 11:10:38 PM
#6:


I like to look for holes in the yard like from crawfish and pee in them.

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Mead
10/12/20 11:11:48 PM
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Yep, something instinctive about it I think

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papercup
10/12/20 11:12:16 PM
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I pee in a toilet like God intended

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ReggieTheReckless
10/12/20 11:13:53 PM
#9:


when I was in middle school/high school we used to pee off my porch into the bushes at sleepovers. hashtag boy stuff
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Blightzkrieg
10/12/20 11:14:51 PM
#10:


papercup posted...
I pee in a toilet like God intended
God never pees in the toilet

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Gaawa_chan
10/12/20 11:19:41 PM
#11:


No, why the fuck would I do that? Edit: Oh wait I'm not a man. For some reason my eyes glossed over that part of the title. My bad.

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Zeus_LLC
10/12/20 11:19:50 PM
#12:


Yes.

Jen0125 posted...
Please explain

It makes more sense during power outages. Otherwise if it's night and nobody can see me anyway, it sometimes makes more sense than going into the house to do it if I've been walking and will keep walking after.

And it's generally more courteous than peeing on other peoples' lawns.

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Dikitain
10/12/20 11:24:57 PM
#13:


Not at my current house (no place to do it "privately"), but used to do it all the time at the house I grew up at.

Jen0125 posted...
Please explain

My grandfather's business (and my dad's shop) don't have indoor plumbing, and walking all the way back to the house just to pee was a hassle, so we would just go behind the shop in the overgrown brush.

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Zareth
10/12/20 11:27:39 PM
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Only if there are scorpions to piss on.

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papercup
10/12/20 11:28:46 PM
#15:


Blightzkrieg posted...
God never pees in the toilet

If He didn't want us peeing in toilets He wouldn't have invented bathrooms.

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keyblader1985
10/12/20 11:30:22 PM
#16:


I live in an apartment.

So obviously yeah.

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Nestama
10/12/20 11:44:12 PM
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If the bathroom is occupied, yeah. There is an outside toilet, but I refuse to use it because the dunny spiders have claimed it for years.

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argonautweakend
10/12/20 11:45:19 PM
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its just easier sometimes if i am already outside, plus, it does save 1.0 gallons per flush
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McSame_as_Bush
10/12/20 11:51:27 PM
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I did when I was younger at my childhood house. The door in the basement opened up into the backyard. It was a convience thing mostly for when I was playing a game or watching a show and didn't want to go upstairs to pee.
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YoukaiSlayer
10/13/20 12:45:05 AM
#21:


I'm pretty sure I have at some point, and I don't have anything against it, but it's like, my own bathroom is right there so 99.99% of the time I'm gonna use the restroom inside.

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ClarkDuke
10/13/20 12:58:51 AM
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once i fell asleep by the pool after a big lunch, and when i woke up i could tell i was going to blow soon. but, then i realized the door was locked, so i ended up taking a shit in the bushes. luckily, i had an old white t-shirt near the back door, ok?

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Smiffwilm
10/13/20 1:08:39 AM
#23:


Zareth posted...
Only if there are scorpions to piss on.
Aren't you afraid to get dragged by the neck with a kunai though?

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Dynalo
10/13/20 1:09:20 AM
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Not yet

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Shadowbird_RH
10/13/20 1:12:43 AM
#25:


I've done so before, but I stopped doing that a long while ago.

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wombat013
10/13/20 2:03:30 AM
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Ill pee in my yard, your yard, my mom's yard, IDGAF. In fact, when I visit my mom, I pee in the exact same spot I have for 35 years ( i imagine i was around 3 when i first did it so).

It's not to be crass, vulgar, etc, but Im lazy. It's easier to just take a leak in the yard. Or back when i smoked cigs, Id take a leak outside (couldnt smoke in the house as I have kids and the wife hates the smell).

It's nice for us. Women have to buy that pee funnel thing and squat, and should wipe after peeing. We can just let'er rip any where any time. No fuss no muss.

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wwinterj25
10/13/20 2:04:45 AM
#27:


Nope as that would be the front of the house. I have however took a piss on my back garden near the trees when the bathroom was in use and I needed to take a leak.

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PMarth2002
10/13/20 2:18:40 AM
#28:


No, I go to the bathroom and use the toilet.

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InfestedAdam
10/13/20 2:21:30 AM
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No but after almost two weeks backpacking, I instinctively looked for a bush instead of going to the base camp restrooms.

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wwinterj25
10/13/20 2:23:30 AM
#30:


InfestedAdam posted...
No but after almost two weeks backpacking, I instinctively looked for a bush instead of going to the base camp restrooms.
Ah. I've done that on occasion. Mostly when hiking and nobody is around. It's good to be the way nature intended.

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LinkPizza
10/13/20 2:26:11 AM
#31:


I have. And also other peoples yard...

Jen0125 posted...
Please explain

When I went drinking with friends, we would pee in the yard instead of going inside at night. It was quick and easy. And being guys, its not like its a big deal or anything. And I have in my own yard, too. Thats just for when Im out with the dogs and have to go. So, I go so I dont have to bring them in.

Either way, its not too weird. Many guys have taken a leak on a tree or something. So, its pretty similar to that...

papercup posted...
If He didn't want us peeing in toilets He wouldn't have invented bathrooms.

He only invented the sink and bathtub/shower. But not the toilet...
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Metalsonic66
10/13/20 2:28:10 AM
#32:


keyblader1985 posted...
I live in an apartment.

So obviously yeah.
This

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KJ StErOiDs
10/13/20 8:43:24 AM
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Nature's backyard sometimes, when I'm out hiking. But never my own.

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Action53
10/13/20 8:58:17 AM
#34:


Sometimes I'll pee off the back porch at night just for fun

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Far-Queue
10/13/20 8:59:32 AM
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Only when I'm doing #2 in the yard

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MeteoricBurst
10/13/20 9:04:15 AM
#36:


Sometimes. When I am out in the yard washing (I prefer hand washing my good clothes in a large stone basin outside than the machine) and have to go real bad, instead of running inside with my dirty yard shoes I just go in a corner. It's a matter of convenience.

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SkynyrdRocker
10/13/20 9:17:12 AM
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If I have to go really bad when I'm taking my dogs out in the morning, yes. Also my plumbing got messed up once, so I peed outside for about two days then. Went to McDonald's to shit.
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LinkPizza
10/13/20 9:57:07 AM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Also my plumbing got messed up once, so I peed outside for about two days then.

When I was waiting for my plumbing to be fixed, I also did that. When I went out back with my dogs at night, I would just pee out there so it wouldnt just sit inside...
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blu
10/13/20 10:03:25 AM
#39:


No

I didnt know that was a thing
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SilverClock
10/13/20 10:05:12 AM
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My room is connected to the back door of the house. The back yard is all trees and tall grass, and our neighbors are fairly spread out. Makes for my own little slice of solitude to piss on l o l

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EvilMegas
10/13/20 10:09:39 AM
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I do.

The dogs that walk in my neighborhood never come into my yard.

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deoxxys
10/13/20 10:18:10 AM
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Yeah occasionally when I drink I pee in my backyard by cover of dark.

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deoxxys
10/13/20 10:19:35 AM
#43:


keyblader1985 posted...
I live in an apartment.

So obviously yeah.
Obviously yeah?

Only yard is shared lawn...so....that must mean you pee off your balcony onto the lawn.

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captpackrat
10/13/20 11:56:37 AM
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Considering my "yard" encompasses several acres, and my only neighbor with a line of sight is over a mile away, it's a lot easier just to pee in the bushes than to walk all the way back to the house.

Just make sure there aren't any rabbits hiding in the bush first.

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Krow_Incarnate
10/13/20 12:22:26 PM
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Yes.

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ultra magnus13
10/13/20 3:29:27 PM
#46:


More than I do inside. My house is completely secluded, so I'm good to pee pretty much anywhere on the property. I usually step out with the dog so we can both go. This has trained her to pee when I pee, and it's super convenient.
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zebatov
10/13/20 4:20:53 PM
#47:


If the mood strikes me.

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wwinterj25
10/13/20 5:24:51 PM
#48:


LinkPizza posted...
I have. And also other peoples yard...

That's just taking the piss....

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Metalsonic66
10/13/20 6:23:23 PM
#49:


Shit in your neighbor's yard to show dominance

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Solid Sonic
10/13/20 6:31:05 PM
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I would if I could get some enclosure.

The only thing that gets me about pissing places besides a toilet is being seen and the potential for facing charges for doing so.

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