Poll of the Day > Does God Draw in Straight Lines?

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zebatov
08/15/20 11:33:16 PM
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Thats kind-of a human thing to do, no?

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papercup
08/15/20 11:38:25 PM
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What does God need with a spaceship

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funkyfritter
08/15/20 11:43:46 PM
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Since when are humans good at drawing straight lines? I know I'm not.

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Firewood18
08/15/20 11:51:13 PM
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Nah. Look at lightening, its all scraggly.

god is all about the curves

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zebatov
08/16/20 12:10:37 AM
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Firewood18 posted...
Nah. Look at lightening, its all scraggly.

god is all about the curves



papercup posted...
What does God need with a spaceship

A spaceship that has intentionally-designed straight and curved lines.

Oh, also, God = nature in the context of this thread.

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wolfy42
08/16/20 12:13:57 AM
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God is indeed all about the curves. When I see some good ones, I usually exclaim, Oh my Gaaaawwwd.

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zebatov
08/16/20 12:15:10 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
God is indeed all about the curves. When I see some good ones, I usually exclaim, Oh my Gaaaawwwd.

Yeah but I also say the same thing when I see a new trick on PH.

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EclairReturns
08/16/20 12:16:36 AM
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zebatov posted...
PH


You mean that Zelda game with the Temple and the Ocean King?
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zebatov
08/16/20 12:35:38 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
You mean that Zelda game with the Temple and the Ocean King?

Im not sure which one that is.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/16/20 1:36:23 AM
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papercup posted...
What does God need with a spaceship
God: Look, sometimes I like to be chauffeured. Why do you think Christians say to let Jesus take the wheel?

Firewood18 posted...
Nah. Look at lightening, its all scraggly.
That's nature, not god.

zebatov posted...
Im not sure which one that is.
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Sarcasthma
08/16/20 1:37:25 AM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
That's nature, not god.

zebatov posted...
God = nature in the context of this thread.


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YoukaiSlayer
08/16/20 1:56:43 AM
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I guess I'm confirmed inhuman. Straight lines and perfect circles are too much for me.

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ComradeSeraphim
08/16/20 2:56:05 AM
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Ecclesiastes 7:13

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kind9
08/16/20 12:04:46 PM
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There is no God.

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Judgmenl
08/16/20 12:05:29 PM
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God doesn't exist.

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LinkPizza
08/16/20 12:55:35 PM
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kind9 posted...
There is no God.

Judgmenl posted...
God doesn't exist.

zebatov posted...
Oh, also, God = nature in the context of this thread.

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Judgmenl
08/16/20 12:59:06 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Oh, also, God = nature in the context of this thread.
The concept of ID is weird and a result of thousands of years of deism.

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kind9
08/16/20 1:00:27 PM
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If God is nature then why say God with a capital G? God isn't nature. Nature is nature, and there is no God.

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LinkPizza
08/16/20 1:06:47 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
The concept of ID is weird and a result of thousands of years of deism.

Look. He's basically asking if nature "draws in a straight line". I don't care about your thoughts on religion or whatever. And it sounds like he doesn't, either...
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Judgmenl
08/16/20 1:08:52 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Look. He's basically asking if nature "draws in a straight line". I don't care about your thoughts on religion or whatever. And it sounds like he doesn't, either...
Nature isn't a being and doesn't "draw lines" let alone straight lines.

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LinkPizza
08/16/20 1:11:49 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Nature isn't a being and doesn't "draw lines" let alone straight lines.

So, your answer is no. That was pretty easy, right?
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myghostisdead
08/16/20 4:35:54 PM
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papercup posted...
What does God need with a spaceship


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Krazy_Kirby
08/16/20 5:16:42 PM
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does it as well as the easter bunny delivers eggs, and santa delivers presents
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wolfy42
08/16/20 5:21:01 PM
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I can prove the existence of god, but last time I did that he threw a hissy fit and wiped out all life.

I'm still down if you want though.

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Firewerx
08/16/20 5:45:26 PM
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If only we could have seen Jesus' school report cards and read the comments by his Art teacher.

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Phantom_Nook
08/16/20 6:21:29 PM
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When He tries to draw lines without a straight edge, that's how people turn out gay.
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Judgmenl
08/16/20 6:22:46 PM
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myghostisdead posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ


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LinkPizza
08/16/20 6:23:39 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
When He tries to draw lines without a straight edge, that's how people turn out gay.

According to John Mulaney, theres a switch...
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zebatov
08/16/20 10:03:04 PM
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kind9 posted...
If God is nature then why say God with a capital G? God isn't nature. Nature is nature, and there is no God.

Because its a proper noun.

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Zareth
08/16/20 10:18:28 PM
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Can God microwave a burrito so hot even he can't eat it?

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ComradeSeraphim
08/16/20 10:21:23 PM
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kind9 posted...
If God is nature then why say God with a capital G? God isn't nature. Nature is nature, and there is no God.
The human race is a collective god. Humanity is God.

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wolfy42
08/16/20 10:22:47 PM
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Zareth posted...
Can God microwave a burrito so hot even he can't eat it?


God is limitless but part of being limitless is the ability to put limits apon oneself, therefore god can indeed create something he can not lift, or a burrito so hot, he can not eat it, by limiting what he can lift and or eat. God is still all powerful, he just has the power to limit himself within the ability of being all powerful (and then removing the limit if he wishes at a later date, unless he limits himself to being unable to remove limits in which case, game over).

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Judgmenl
08/16/20 10:23:07 PM
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ComradeSeraphim posted...
The human race is a collective god. Humanity is God.
Oh it's another -the collective unconscious is god- story.
How boring and uninspired.

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ScritchOwl
08/17/20 3:53:05 AM
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If he wants too. Also the donkey from shrek might have been from the bible Numbers 22:28

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Kyuubi4269
08/17/20 5:36:38 AM
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ComradeSeraphim posted...

The human race is a collective god. Humanity is God.

Calm down, Sunny.

Oh btw, straight lines are garbage, they're not predictable in a 3D world.
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