Current Events > The god of Splash Mountain is angry and tries to murder guests!!!

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BeyondWalls 08/04/20 2:27:32 PM #1:	Are you angry about Splash Mountain being re-themed to the Princess and the Frog? Yes No Are you angry about Splash Mountain being re-themed to the Princess and the Frog? - Results (13 votes) Yes 15.38% (2 votes) 2 No 84.62% (11 votes) 11 https://twitter.com/skyelaringrsoll/status/1290133785011302400?s=20 The spirit of Splash Mountain is now trying to drown guests, and the ride attendants are happy to help! --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942983501] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote> Are you angry about Splash Mountain being re-themed to the Princess and the Frog? Yes No Vote View Results Are you angry about Splash Mountain being re-themed to the Princess and the Frog? - Results (13 votes) Yes 15.38% (2 votes) 2 No 84.62% (11 votes) 11 Show Voting Form https://twitter.com/skyelaringrsoll/status/1290133785011302400?s=20 The spirit of Splash Mountain is now trying to drown guests, and the ride attendants are happy to help! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 08/04/20 2:37:25 PM #2:	imagine going to an amusement park right now tho --- Playing: Disco Elysium; Rocket League; Streets of Rage 4 You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:942983892] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>imagine going to an amusement park right now tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 08/04/20 2:38:31 PM #3:	They would rather have their guest half submerged in water than standing on the outside because it is a safety hazard? --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:942983926] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>They would rather have their guest half submerged in water than standing on the outside because it is a safety hazard? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 08/04/20 2:39:47 PM #4:	Lmao at the employee being bitchy at them for getting out of the sunken boat --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:942983977] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Lmao at the employee being bitchy at them for getting out of the sunken boat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 08/04/20 2:41:44 PM #5:	lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle? in response to the poll, I know it's not the end of the world but I have really fond memories of Splash Mountain and I'm kinda bummed they're retheming it. But I hope I can take my kids there like my dad took me there regardless of the theme. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:942984063] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle? in response to the poll, I know it's not the end of the world but I have really fond memories of Splash Mountain and I'm kinda bummed they're retheming it. But I hope I can take my kids there like my dad took me there regardless of the theme. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 08/04/20 2:42:28 PM #6:	What Disney's safety advice looks like: https://tenor.com/u09s.gif --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:942984091] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>What Disney's safety advice looks like: https://tenor.com/u09s.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 08/04/20 2:44:19 PM #7:	Hexenherz posted... lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle? given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me. --- Playing: Disco Elysium; Rocket League; Streets of Rage 4 You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:942984146] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle?</quote> given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 08/04/20 2:48:04 PM #8:	As long as women still flash their titties for the camera on that final drop I don't care what they call it --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:942984289] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>As long as women still flash their titties for the camera on that final drop I don't care what they call it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 08/04/20 2:48:34 PM #9:	Giant_Aspirin posted... given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me. You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:942984305] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me.</quote>You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/04/20 2:50:10 PM #10:	LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:942984381] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 08/04/20 2:51:33 PM #11:	Giant_Aspirin posted... Hexenherz posted... lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle? given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me. To be fair, if you wanna be dry then you probably shouldn't ride Splash Mountain lol --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:942984442] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote> lol that thing can't even sink more than like a foot and a half wtf, are they afraid of drowning in a puddle?</quote> given the choice of either having the clothes im wearing be dry or soaking wet im gonna go with dry most of the time but thats just me. </quote> To be fair, if you wanna be dry then you probably shouldn't ride Splash Mountain lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 08/04/20 2:51:39 PM #12:	CableZL posted... LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all. You can sit in the track that the boat is in... And it is a bigger liability for the park if the people slip and injure themselves getting out before assistance can come --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:942984445] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all.</quote> You can sit in the track that the boat is in... And it is a bigger liability for the park if the people slip and injure themselves getting out before assistance can come </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/04/20 2:51:44 PM #13:	I bet working a Disney World is incredibly soul-sucking, depressing, and slowly kills you. I mean, and amusement park run by a completely overwhelming corporate culture sounds like a particular kind of hell. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:942984448] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>I bet working a Disney World is incredibly soul-sucking, depressing, and slowly kills you. I mean, and amusement park run by a completely overwhelming corporate culture sounds like a particular kind of hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 08/04/20 2:53:48 PM #14:	Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump? <cite>alimajor posted [p:942984525] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 08/04/20 2:54:53 PM #15:	Hexenherz posted... You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol There is getting splashed and there is sitting up to your chest in cold park water for who knows how long. Few people are signing on for the latter. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:942984568] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol</quote>There is getting splashed and there is sitting up to your chest in cold park water for who knows how long. Few people are signing on for the latter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 08/04/20 2:56:08 PM #16:	alimajor posted... Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump? I don't see any reason to --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:942984606] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump?</quote>I don't see any reason to </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 08/04/20 2:58:47 PM #17:	alimajor posted... Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump? I've been in a boat with fatties, I highly doubt their weight caused it to sink --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:942984696] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>alimajor posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone gonna mention that the people who were in the boat looked a little... plump?</quote> I've been in a boat with fatties, I highly doubt their weight caused it to sink </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 08/04/20 2:59:19 PM #18:	Hexenherz posted... You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol Its called Splash Mountain, not submerged mountain. You barely get wet on that ride, imaging sitting submerged in water like a dope while waiting for some teenager to help. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:942984715] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>You know why it's called Splash Mountain right? Lol</quote> Its called Splash Mountain, not submerged mountain. You barely get wet on that ride, imaging sitting submerged in water like a dope while waiting for some teenager to help. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_homelander 08/04/20 3:00:23 PM #19:	Why did it sink? --- https://www.triforce-legend.com/beta/oot/betaquest/OOT_BetaQuest18.png <cite>The_homelander posted [p:942984756] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Why did it sink? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 08/04/20 3:01:38 PM #20:	CableZL posted... LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all. They probably don't want enough situation like when that one female employee was crushed to death between two moving walls. On a technical level, the attendant was probably right. The guests might have been safer (although more uncomfortable) sitting in the water than getting out and climbing over machinery. --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942984807] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all.</quote> They probably don't want enough situation like when that one female employee was crushed to death between two moving walls. On a technical level, the attendant was probably right. The guests might have been safer (although more uncomfortable) sitting in the water than getting out and climbing over machinery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/04/20 3:02:33 PM #21:	BeyondWalls posted... They probably don't want another situation like when that one female employee was crushed to death between two moving walls. On a technical level, the attendant was probably right. The guests might have been safer (although more uncomfortable) sitting in the water than getting out and climbing over machinery. Fair point --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:942984835] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>BeyondWalls posted... </cite> <quote>They probably don't want another situation like when that one female employee was crushed to death between two moving walls. On a technical level, the attendant was probably right. The guests might have been safer (although more uncomfortable) sitting in the water than getting out and climbing over machinery.</quote> Fair point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 08/04/20 3:02:36 PM #22:	CableZL posted... LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all. They probably get in trouble with their management if they do <cite>Poop2 posted [p:942984837] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>LOL @ calling getting out of a sinking boat a safety hazard This is what happens when you try to stick to a script 100% and don't think for yourself at all.</quote>They probably get in trouble with their management if they do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_homelander 08/04/20 3:04:28 PM #23:	Zip a dee doo dah, zip a few day for getting drowned its a pretty good day! --- https://www.triforce-legend.com/beta/oot/betaquest/OOT_BetaQuest18.png <cite>The_homelander posted [p:942984906] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Zip a dee doo dah, zip a few day for getting drowned its a pretty good day! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 08/04/20 3:24:03 PM #24:	https://twitter.com/Kai_cece98/status/1290156166471811072?s=20 --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942985606] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/Kai_cece98/status/1290156166471811072?s=20 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 08/04/20 3:24:25 PM #25:	https://twitter.com/UnicornPoachin/status/1290175368092155904?s=20 LOL --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:942985619] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/UnicornPoachin/status/1290175368092155904?s=20 LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 08/04/20 3:26:54 PM #26:	I support the re-theming of Splash Mountain. I do hope to ride the original one last time before they change it. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:942985710] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>I support the re-theming of Splash Mountain. I do hope to ride the original one last time before they change it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 08/04/20 3:27:38 PM #27:	Giant_Aspirin posted... imagine going to an amusement park right now tho Right now, I would go to Jurassic Park if the power were out and the dinosaurs were running loose. I needs a vacation. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:942985739] in The god of... [t:78891957]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>imagine going to an amusement park right now tho</quote> Right now, I would go to Jurassic Park if the power were out and the dinosaurs were running loose. I needs a vacation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The god of Splash Mountain is angry and tries to murder guests!!! (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > The god of Splash Mountain is angry and tries to murder guests!!!