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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 7:00:53 AM #1:	Last 3 time I did, I got HORRIBLE pain in the base of my skull. I feel like its probably not good but therea no way I'm telling the wife I need to go to the drs so I can crank one off again lmao. I had sex just thr other night and it didn't bother me at all. It's not like I'm doing crazy weird shit --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941965245] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Last 3 time I did, I got HORRIBLE pain in the base of my skull. I feel like its probably not good but therea no way I'm telling the wife I need to go to the drs so I can crank one off again lmao. I had sex just thr other night and it didn't bother me at all. It's not like I'm doing crazy weird shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/11/20 7:05:10 AM #2:	xD --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941965313] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>xD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 7:14:31 AM #3:	WebMD says I might have a brain bleed. Rip --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941965462] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>WebMD says I might have a brain bleed. Rip </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 07/11/20 7:25:38 AM #5:	Just ask your wife to try mutual masterbation where you stare at each other jerking off, when the pain hits she'll be worried and you get to go to the doctor, unless she's installed a chip in your head that goes off anytime you pleasure yourself while thinking of another woman, then you have bigger issues. <cite>bknight posted [p:941965647] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Just ask your wife to try mutual masterbation where you stare at each other jerking off, when the pain hits she'll be worried and you get to go to the doctor, unless she's installed a chip in your head that goes off anytime you pleasure yourself while thinking of another woman, then you have bigger issues. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 07/11/20 7:36:59 AM #6:	Your health is priority number 1. Trust me. I'm in my early 30s and I've had the majority of the embarrassing tests done, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Your wife is your wife because she loves you. Go to the doctor, get the genitalia exam, prostate exam, x-rays, whatever exam you need to get. It could be something extremely minor, it could be something extremely major. I've had all of those done, because at the end of the day those doctors have seen and performed those exams more times than you can think of. It could be something to do with your brain, it could be something in the groin. The body is a weird thing like that. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:941965791] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Your health is priority number 1. Trust me. I'm in my early 30s and I've had the majority of the embarrassing tests done, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Your wife is your wife because she loves you. Go to the doctor, get the genitalia exam, prostate exam, x-rays, whatever exam you need to get. It could be something extremely minor, it could be something extremely major. I've had all of those done, because at the end of the day those doctors have seen and performed those exams more times than you can think of. It could be something to do with your brain, it could be something in the groin. The body is a weird thing like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 07/11/20 7:46:22 AM #7:	I do? --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:941965937] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>I do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 07/11/20 8:11:58 AM #8:	just tell your wife you get started getting headaches and youre going to the doctors... --- Talk about backseat fishing. highpathetic <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:941966327] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>just tell your wife you get started getting headaches and youre going to the doctors... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 07/11/20 8:13:36 AM #9:	This happened to me one time. Headaches every time I came for like a week straight. Doctor pretty much told me to see if it went away and come back if it lasted a few more weeks. It did go away not long after. Hasn't happened since. Bodies are weird. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:941966355] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>This happened to me one time. Headaches every time I came for like a week straight. Doctor pretty much told me to see if it went away and come back if it lasted a few more weeks. It did go away not long after. Hasn't happened since. Bodies are weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 07/11/20 8:17:49 AM #10:	... you realize you're risking your health (if not life) over the slight awkwardness of having to tell someone (someone you fuck no less) that you jerk off occasionally, right? Does this not sound a little fuckin' ridiculous? Go to the damn doctor and actually tell your wife why. Lying to her isn't the answer; neither is not going at all. --- My Social Discord Server, Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/emd My PMD Rescue Server: https://discord.gg/E57gMQq <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:941966423] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>... you realize you're risking your health (if not life) over the slight awkwardness of having to tell someone (someone you fuck no less) that you jerk off occasionally, right? Does this not sound a little fuckin' ridiculous? Go to the damn doctor and actually tell your wife why. Lying to her isn't the answer; neither is not going at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 07/11/20 9:05:54 AM #11:	Wives still care dat deir husbands jerk off without em? Lmfao --- https://imgur.com/8YZ4i https://imgur.com/205g6FR http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif https://imgur.com/IBJCH6O <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:941967370] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Wives still care dat deir husbands jerk off without em? Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/11/20 9:08:00 AM #12:	See a doctor just to be safe, you do not know if this is a symptom of a more serious issue. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:941967406] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>See a doctor just to be safe, you do not know if this is a symptom of a more serious issue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 11:43:08 AM #14:	I'm in a waiting room right now. Went to urgent care and they sent me to the ER. Think they're doing a catscan. Thanks everyone for talking sense into me. I've never told so many random women about beating off before today. Asked for a Male nurse and they sent in a female pa, female RN, and female doctor lmao so I was just like fuck it here's my story. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941971227] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>I'm in a waiting room right now. Went to urgent care and they sent me to the ER. Think they're doing a catscan. Thanks everyone for talking sense into me. I've never told so many random women about beating off before today. Asked for a Male nurse and they sent in a female pa, female RN, and female doctor lmao so I was just like fuck it here's my story. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/11/20 11:44:28 AM #15:	Just get medical help, better to know if it something serious then care about embarrassment. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:941971261] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Just get medical help, better to know if it something serious then care about embarrassment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep 07/11/20 11:45:19 AM #16:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... I'm in a waiting room right now. Went to urgent care and they sent me to the ER. Think they're doing a catscan. Thanks everyone for talking sense into me. I've never told so many random women about beating off before today. Asked for a Male nurse and they sent in a female pa, female RN, and female doctor lmao so I was just like fuck it here's my story. lmao brutal Keep us posted --- https://imgur.com/wwCOg https://imgur.com/tu3lv https://imgur.com/kEMcd https://imgur.com/GIjGS 3.5.2 <cite>Timohtep posted [p:941971287] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote>I'm in a waiting room right now. Went to urgent care and they sent me to the ER. Think they're doing a catscan. Thanks everyone for talking sense into me. I've never told so many random women about beating off before today. Asked for a Male nurse and they sent in a female pa, female RN, and female doctor lmao so I was just like fuck it here's my story. </quote> lmao brutal Keep us posted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 07/11/20 12:53:39 PM #17:	Okay! --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:941973454] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Okay! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 07/11/20 1:13:16 PM #18:	Just remember that doctors have seen it all, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:941974116] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Just remember that doctors have seen it all, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 07/11/20 1:14:41 PM #19:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... I was hurrying up to close tabs so I dont die with porn on my phone. the eternal struggle --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:941974168] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted... </cite> <quote>I was hurrying up to close tabs so I dont die with porn on my phone.</quote>the eternal struggle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 2:08:09 PM #20:	Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941976084] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 07/11/20 2:09:15 PM #21:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao So, you're super prone to a stroke if you do it too hard? That sucks. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:941976121] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted... </cite> <quote>Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao</quote>So, you're super prone to a stroke if you do it too hard? That sucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 07/11/20 2:12:38 PM #22:	This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:941976250] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 3:16:40 PM #23:	Tenlaar posted... This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic. Yeah I just spent $250 in copays just for this --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941978413] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic.</quote>Yeah I just spent $250 in copays just for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 3:19:43 PM #24:	This is what I was told I likely have. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477 I was basically told to crank one out in a week and see if its better --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941978514] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>This is what I was told I likely have. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477 I was basically told to crank one out in a week and see if its better </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
geshkigal 07/11/20 3:33:46 PM #25:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... This is what I was told I likely have. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477 I was basically told to crank one out in a week and see if its better Did you ask the staff if they can help you with that? --- http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w258/geshkigal/GIFs/mawilenr7.gif <cite>geshkigal posted [p:941978979] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted... </cite> <quote>This is what I was told I likely have. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477 I was basically told to crank one out in a week and see if its better</quote> Did you ask the staff if they can help you with that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 3:43:19 PM #27:	Brains are so fuckin weird man. I've had so many dramatic symptoms come and go. Just shit all over my body. Before I got 6-8 hour migraines daily along with nosebleeds. Then it just went away after like 2 weeks and never came back. I thought I was dying. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941979293] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Brains are so fuckin weird man. I've had so many dramatic symptoms come and go. Just shit all over my body. Before I got 6-8 hour migraines daily along with nosebleeds. Then it just went away after like 2 weeks and never came back. I thought I was dying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/20 4:21:59 PM #28:	geshkigal posted... Did you ask the staff if they can help you with that? Dude there was a hot nurse talking to me about it. I knew it wasnt gonna happen but in the back of my mind porno music was starting to play --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:941980740] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>geshkigal posted... </cite> <quote>Did you ask the staff if they can help you with that?</quote>Dude there was a hot nurse talking to me about it. I knew it wasnt gonna happen but in the back of my mind porno music was starting to play </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/11/20 4:28:25 PM #29:	What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone? <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941980987] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zado19 07/11/20 4:53:49 PM #30:	Tenlaar posted... This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic. Yeah, the part where he said it happens when he jerks off but not when fucking his wife was a really smart red herring /s --- Smash replays: Ganondorf, Hero, Simon, Zelda https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqY6lLXxBAUq-7KSPbDYP5w <cite>zado19 posted [p:941981942] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Tenlaar posted... </cite> <quote>This is a really sad attempt at a stealth "I fuck so hard" topic.</quote>Yeah, the part where he said it happens when he jerks off but not when fucking his wife was a really smart red herring /s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 4:55:47 PM #31:	specialkid8 posted... What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone? It's more of a convenient thing. I live alone and still use my phone. I also stand up. Fight me. Im standing up and ready. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941982018] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone?</quote> It's more of a convenient thing. I live alone and still use my phone. I also stand up. Fight me. Im standing up and ready. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 07/11/20 5:05:38 PM #32:	Lost_All_Senses posted... It's more of a convenient thing. I live alone and still use my phone. I also stand up. Fight me. Im standing up and ready. So you just walk around your apartment/house furiously going at it, leaving drops all over? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:941982416] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>It's more of a convenient thing. I live alone and still use my phone. I also stand up. Fight me. Im standing up and ready.</quote> So you just walk around your apartment/house furiously going at it, leaving drops all over? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:08:17 PM #33:	Ruvan22 posted... So you just walk around your apartment/house furiously going at it, leaving drops all over? I bust into my shower and immediately shower after. Most convenient. I will admit, longer sessions have led to some discomfort in my legs. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941982533] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>So you just walk around your apartment/house furiously going at it, leaving drops all over?</quote> I bust into my shower and immediately shower after. Most convenient. I will admit, longer sessions have led to some discomfort in my legs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep 07/11/20 5:09:59 PM #34:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh --- https://imgur.com/wwCOg https://imgur.com/tu3lv https://imgur.com/kEMcd https://imgur.com/GIjGS 3.5.2 <cite>Timohtep posted [p:941982598] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:13:08 PM #35:	Timohtep posted... You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941982732] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Timohtep posted... </cite> <quote>You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh</quote> I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 07/11/20 5:16:06 PM #36:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house. Wait are you a chick? I suppose that wouldn't lead to stuff being sprayed everywhere like a fire hose as you walk around attending to business (simple physics :P) <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:941982830] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house.</quote> Wait are you a chick? I suppose that wouldn't lead to stuff being sprayed everywhere like a fire hose as you walk around attending to business (simple physics :P) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:18:08 PM #37:	Ruvan22 posted... Wait are you a chick? I suppose that wouldn't lead to stuff being sprayed everywhere like a fire hose as you walk around attending to business (simple physics :P) Neh. I just think it's funny to refer to my body that way as a man. I'm trying to drive up the value of our tits. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941982900] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait are you a chick? I suppose that wouldn't lead to stuff being sprayed everywhere like a fire hose as you walk around attending to business (simple physics :P)</quote> Neh. I just think it's funny to refer to my body that way as a man. I'm trying to drive up the value of our tits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep 07/11/20 5:23:50 PM #38:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Timohtep posted... You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house. That fluid doesn't really react well to hot shower water, and just sort of uh... Clumps up and hangs out in the clogs in my drain. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I regularly deposited into the hair clogs. Fucking disgusted just thinking about it tbh --- https://imgur.com/wwCOg https://imgur.com/tu3lv https://imgur.com/kEMcd https://imgur.com/GIjGS 3.5.2 <cite>Timohtep posted [p:941983101] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Timohtep posted... </cite> <quote> You must not have problems with hair in your shower drain huh</quote> I don't get the connection. But my hair goes down to my sexy ass tits, so hair is all over my house. </quote> That fluid doesn't really react well to hot shower water, and just sort of uh... Clumps up and hangs out in the clogs in my drain. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I regularly deposited into the hair clogs. Fucking disgusted just thinking about it tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/11/20 5:25:13 PM #39:	Do not lie to the doctor. Theyve heard it all before. It might be a problem where your dick is going to explode. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:941983147] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Do not lie to the doctor. Theyve heard it all before. It might be a problem where your dick is going to explode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:25:31 PM #40:	Timohtep posted... That fluid doesn't really react well to hot shower water, and just sort of uh... Clumps up and hangs out in the clogs in my drain. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I regularly deposited into the hair clogs. Fucking disgusted just thinking about it tbh Yeah. That is pretty gross. Humans are gross. I'm not trippin. I'm actually surprised it hasn't clogged yet. Maybe I got weak ass semen. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941983162] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Timohtep posted... </cite> <quote>That fluid doesn't really react well to hot shower water, and just sort of uh... Clumps up and hangs out in the clogs in my drain. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I regularly deposited into the hair clogs. Fucking disgusted just thinking about it tbh</quote> Yeah. That is pretty gross. Humans are gross. I'm not trippin. I'm actually surprised it hasn't clogged yet. Maybe I got weak ass semen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 5:27:17 PM #41:	Do you fucking breathe when you nut? You might be performing the Valsalva maneuver lmao. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941983229] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Do you fucking breathe when you nut? You might be performing the Valsalva maneuver lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:28:54 PM #42:	berlyman101 posted... Do you fucking breathe when you nut? You might be performing the Valsalva maneuver lmao. Never paid attention and don't know what that is. I'll probably forget all this by next time. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941983291] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>Do you fucking breathe when you nut? You might be performing the Valsalva maneuver lmao.</quote> Never paid attention and don't know what that is. I'll probably forget all this by next time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 07/11/20 5:29:48 PM #43:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... The last time was so painful I was hurrying up to close tabs so I dont die with porn on my phone. This is a legit fear of mine to the point where I let it affect what porn I watch. I basically will never click on any incest video ever because of it XD --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:941983321] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted... </cite> <quote>The last time was so painful I was hurrying up to close tabs so I dont die with porn on my phone.</quote>This is a legit fear of mine to the point where I let it affect what porn I watch. I basically will never click on any incest video ever because of it XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/11/20 5:40:38 PM #44:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Never paid attention and don't know what that is. I'll probably forget all this by next time. I'm talking to TC. If you hold your breath you might be straining the vessels in your body and/or cutting off oxygen to your head. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941983713] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Never paid attention and don't know what that is. I'll probably forget all this by next time.</quote> I'm talking to TC. If you hold your breath you might be straining the vessels in your body and/or cutting off oxygen to your head. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/20 5:43:29 PM #45:	berlyman101 posted... I'm talking to TC. If you hold your breath you might be straining the vessels in your body and/or cutting off oxygen to your head. Oops. Guess that was kind of self absorbed of me, not even my topic lol. That's an interesting theory tho. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:941983800] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>I'm talking to TC. If you hold your breath you might be straining the vessels in your body and/or cutting off oxygen to your head.</quote> Oops. Guess that was kind of self absorbed of me, not even my topic lol. That's an interesting theory tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/11/20 5:57:05 PM #46:	specialkid8 posted... What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone? What's wrong with that --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:941984301] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>What kind of psychopath watches porn on their phone?</quote> What's wrong with that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 07/11/20 6:00:47 PM #47:	littlebro07 posted... What's wrong with that Literally every other device exists. It's like eating a meal with just a knife. Like, yeah you can, but it's the worst tool for the job. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941984423] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>What's wrong with that</quote>Literally every other device exists. It's like eating a meal with just a knife. Like, yeah you can, but it's the worst tool for the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/11/20 6:06:40 PM #48:	specialkid8 posted... Literally every other device exists. It's like eating a meal with just a knife. Like, yeah you can, but it's the worst tool for the job. But like what if you're in bed and horny You gonna get up and walk to a computer or pick up the phone two feet away --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:941984651] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>Literally every other device exists. It's like eating a meal with just a knife. Like, yeah you can, but it's the worst tool for the job.</quote> But like what if you're in bed and horny You gonna get up and walk to a computer or pick up the phone two feet away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 07/12/20 4:07:15 AM #49:	I told a friend about this when I was drunk, and he blindsided me today by asking about it. Keep us updated TC. Edit: oh damn, you already went to the hospital. I'm glad things turned out okay --- Are you proud to be a Mayonnaise American? <cite>MrMallard posted [p:942002338] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>I told a friend about this when I was drunk, and he blindsided me today by asking about it. Keep us updated TC. Edit: oh damn, you already went to the hospital. I'm glad things turned out okay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/12/20 4:14:45 AM #50:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao I'm picturing TC getting the greatest beej of his life and then his head just full-on does the Scanners thing. https://i.imgur.com/NmqguLs.gifv --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:942002448] in So u guess... [t:78839223]...</cite> <quote>Trigg3rH4ppy posted... </cite> <quote>Catscan came back normal, I may have a rare condition where I fuck too hard basically and it puts pressure on my blood vessels in my brain lmao</quote>I'm picturing TC getting the greatest beej of his life and then his head just full-on does the Scanners thing. https://i.imgur.com/NmqguLs.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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