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CosmicShadows
06/17/20 6:44:22 PM
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topic.


Once you gain the perfect body. Your metabolism will be so high. That whatever you eat and how much of it. You will still have the perfect body.
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deupd_u
06/17/20 6:44:50 PM
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Already have the bod

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marthsheretoo
06/17/20 6:45:14 PM
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A million dollars would not significantly improve my quality of life, but the body sure would.

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Bestoffuture
06/17/20 6:45:20 PM
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Perfect body.

I'm only 27 but I already have some wear and tear.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/17/20 6:49:49 PM
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Money obviously. I already work out.

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pojr
06/17/20 6:51:07 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Once you gain the perfect body. Your metabolism will be so high. That whatever you eat and how much of it. You will still have the perfect body.
pretty much a superpower.

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Master_Bass
06/17/20 6:53:29 PM
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I'll take the money. That would enable me to free up time to to get the ideal body among other things.

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Iodine
06/17/20 6:55:38 PM
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Body easily. I could in theory obtain $1 million, but I will never have the perfect body.

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ZT6
06/17/20 6:56:03 PM
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I like working out. I'll take the money and buy a nice house with a killer gym.

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Returning_CEmen
06/17/20 6:56:06 PM
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The body
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Shotgunnova
06/17/20 6:56:45 PM
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Bestow $1M unto me, comrade.

I'll just get fit afterwards...probably. I'll take TFB if it comes with immortality or something.

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Vicious_Dios
06/17/20 6:57:08 PM
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I'm still doing perfectly fine at 32, but having the perfect body will do me wonders when (if) I reach my golden years. Are you kidding?

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squarion
06/17/20 7:03:59 PM
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Will I transform into Cell from DBZ

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garan
06/17/20 7:07:36 PM
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Body easily.
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008Zulu
06/18/20 4:10:25 AM
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I'd take the body. Mine has so many things wrong with it, it'd take more than a million to fix it.

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Havik
06/18/20 4:13:56 AM
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Feel like you could potentially make that much money pretty easily with the perfect body anyhow. I'll take that.

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HagenEx
06/18/20 4:14:52 AM
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I'll take the money.

I'm not insecure enough to want to have a perfect body, just to please somebody else. Let's face it, people who work out don't enjoy their bodies or the act of working out itself, they enjoy the attention they get because they do it and the results.

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im not 13
06/18/20 4:14:53 AM
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Nahh. I like working out

Plus free money

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Skiggie
06/18/20 4:18:57 AM
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Get the body and then score modeling deals for the million dollars.

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solosnake
06/18/20 4:24:56 AM
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Seems like it would be pretty easy to make 1 million with a perfect body.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
06/18/20 4:35:04 AM
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perfect body makes you perfectly healthy or only visually perfect?

I think perfect health your life long is worth a million tbh

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Roshutsu_Sha
06/18/20 4:39:25 AM
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Anyone who doesn't pick body is stupid.

-full extent of your life span
-can eat anything
-no disease
-heal from any injury

I mean you would have to be stupid to pick a million.

Just pick the perfect body and make a instagram/twitter and show off all your freaky powers. The watch the advertising money roll in for you. You'll get way more than millions.
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MT_TRAEH
06/18/20 4:40:39 AM
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money and without money problems, id finally have some time to work out

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YugiNoob
06/18/20 4:53:46 AM
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Could probably score tons of money with the body in addition to the intended health benefits, so yeah...

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rexcrk
06/18/20 5:01:39 AM
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The perfect body, definitely.

Although, the million dollars would make it easier (for me, anyway) to achieve a better body anyway, so either way would work for me lol.

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Jshipp24
06/18/20 5:12:31 AM
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Perfect body goes much further then 1 million dollars. Imagine turning 40 and you notice your knees start to hurt out of nowhere. Imagine being 50 and your back starts to ache. The quality of life of the body would last you a lifetime with no risk. 1 million dollars can potentially last a long time also but it won't save you when life starts knocking.
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Funcoot
06/18/20 5:12:51 AM
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Perfect body, basically until death? Not even an argument, easily body over cash.

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gguirao
06/20/20 3:41:00 AM
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Money.

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IloveJesus
06/20/20 3:42:49 AM
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Funcoot posted...
Perfect body, basically until death? Not even an argument, easily body over cash.


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pegusus123456
06/20/20 3:44:34 AM
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Yeah, definitely the body.

Instantly curing bad eyesight, my messed up teeth, and some other stuff? Worth way more.

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berlyman101
06/20/20 3:49:38 AM
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if it's perfect health as well as fitness then I take that.

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Proofpyros
06/20/20 3:50:18 AM
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Perfect body any day
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jumi
06/20/20 3:55:24 AM
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The perfect body if it includes health, eyesight, etc.

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Wetterdew
06/20/20 4:12:43 AM
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Cash please. I already have a nice body anyway.

Although if the body comes with good health for life then I'd probably want to take that.

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DD Divine
06/20/20 4:12:47 AM
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Perfect body and order a lot of Chinese food tomorrow with no remorse

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Frisk
06/20/20 4:19:26 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Money obviously. I already work out.

This

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CelestialVoices
06/20/20 4:20:37 AM
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is the perfect body only on the outside or will it fix my shit ass kidneys too
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DD Divine
06/20/20 12:58:46 PM
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CelestialVoices posted...
is the perfect body only on the outside or will it fix my shit ass kidneys too

@CelestialVoices I think everything. Since it fixes metabolisms and such. Moneys nice but health and perfect body for the win! Now Im wondering if it also cures mental health too.

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Pseudomenon
06/20/20 1:07:11 PM
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If TPB includes things like blemishes, scars, loose skin from weight loss, and deformities, I'll definitely take that.

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Kisai
06/20/20 1:08:07 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Once you gain the perfect body. Your metabolism will be so high. That whatever you eat and how much of it. You will still have the perfect body.
I thought by "perfect body" I would look like my ideal self. I'll take the money.

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Balrog0
06/20/20 1:08:49 PM
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Definitely money

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KnightofShikari
06/20/20 1:09:35 PM
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i don't think the money could ever give me the perfect body, since penis enhancement surgery is a mixed bag and could leave it disfigured or useless. plus, there's a ton to fix anyways:
  • eyesight
  • acne + scars
  • knee pain
  • flat feet
  • shin splints
  • shoulder issues
  • random blemishes
  • lots of allergic reactions, skin and nasal
  • propensity for ingrown toenails, already had to have partial toenail removal surgery
  • lower alcohol tolerance
  • moles
  • weak tooth enamel
  • overly oily face



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