Board 8 > you now have magical sandwich-conjuring powers

(+) Yeah! (+)

But you only get to choose one type of sandwich from the picture below and you're stuck with that choice forever

the sandwich will always be perfect and you can only conjure one per day

which would you choose



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Blt
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Gyro

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Gyro's probably my favorite of those that isn't super unhealthy.
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French dip

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gyro no doubt

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Lobster Roll, then I take out the Lobster and put it in something else.

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French dip probably. It takes more time/effort than I'm willing to spend on a sandwich, and it's also delicious. Runner up to fried chicken sandwich, but those are much easier to find.

Stuff like BLT, grilled cheese are so easy to make on your own that it's a waste unless you eat a lot of them.

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Patty melt.

Caramelized onions are my biggest weakness.

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lobster roll then I take out the lobster and have lobster

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Reuben, easy.

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Po' boy

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Cubano

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Gyro, when done perfect is not only a perfect meal nutrionally speaking, its also the hardest to find in any given place in america.

Its a slam dunk choice.

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there are at least three places that serve good gyros within 15 minutes of where i live

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I could eat gyros every single day of my life if I had access, right now I have to settle for Arbys ones

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But not perfect gyros probably.

Are the pitas freshly made every morninh with sprouted grains? Are the greens picked within the hour?

If so I would like to move to your town

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Halal Guys doesn't make a perfect gyro but they're pretty damn good for a chain and I'm lucky enough to live near two of them!

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Bologna. And I conjure it inside of the skulls of the people who displease me. They never know who did it; only that random people become afflicted with Bologna Brain...
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banh mi, though it's a tough choice (po' boy and the perfect fried chicken sandwich are also tempting)
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I had a nice gyro place a half block from me but it closed :\

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Are you still in wheaton tom?

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Monte Cristo, probably, though there are plenty of good options up there.

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Fried chicken.

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ChichiriMuyo posted...

French dip

this is the answer

perfect au jus on command is unbeatable, especially when...

NFUN posted...

there are at least three places that serve good gyros within 15 minutes of where i live

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It's hard to beat a good French dip

Just not sure I'd want to eat it every day, especially at the expense of literally everything else.

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metaIslug posted...

if you're gonna magically materialize meat then there's really nothing wrong with it.

you are on to something here I think, and thus I will take my cow free cheesesteaks plz

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Specifically in the context of being stuck with this power I'd take the safe option of Italian sub. It's pretty much an "any day, any time" sandwich to me. There's a lot of stuff on that list that I'd like to have but I don't know if I'd want to eat them so regularly as I would if I could spawn them daily.

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I want to say grilled cheese. Technically the cheese is not specified so that can add some variety to spice things up. Knowing it will be perfect is really the selling point here. Anyone can slap together a grilled cheese, sure, but will it be a perfect one?

Besides, nowhere in the rules is it stated that you have to be the one to eat this sandwich. The grilled cheese will have more universal appeal than the other options here, letting you impress gals/friends/your kids/potential employers/secret government research facilities.

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SovietOmega posted...

I want to say grilled cheese. Technically the cheese is not specified so that can add some variety to spice things up. Knowing it will be perfect is really the selling point here. Anyone can slap together a grilled cheese, sure, but will it be a perfect one?

Besides, nowhere in the rules is it stated that you have to be the one to eat this sandwich. The grilled cheese will have more universal appeal than the other options here, letting you impress gals/friends/your kids/potential employers/secret government research facilities.

Grilled cheese is too divisive. You could have the mathematically optimal grilled cheese sandwich that is perfectly tailored to everybody's tastes, and people would still insist that it uses the wrong cheese or needs pickles and roasted peppers in order to be TRULY good or some other inane self-fellating nonsense.

And really, if you have the perfect gyro or reuben or even BLT and somebody doesn't like it, are they even worth knowing?

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Never had a Gyro before, it sounds nice.

Fried Chicken sandwich is a favorite of mine but... probably not the power I want to have when I'm trying to lose weight.

I love Italian subs but I feel like that would be too easy a sandwich to wish for.

Fuck it, PoBoy.

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Bagelox

But if a chicken parm was on there I would have taken that

lobster for sure

Monte cristo

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Also it was a big mistake looking up all those sandwiches while hungry.

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Po boy on demand sounds amazing

Gyro is close second

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French Dip while I wonder what happened to the pastrami

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A lot of the stuff I would have considered there is absolutely, irreparably ruined and destroyed by the bizarre addition of fucking lettuce

Which I guess I'm grateful for because it made a hard decision easier. I considered Grilled Cheese but I like meat in sandwiches too much, so either the French Dip or the Cheesesteak. I guess the French Dip.

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Meatball sub because the perfect meatballs and sauce was made by my grandma.

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XIII_rocks posted...

A lot of the stuff I would have considered there is absolutely, irreparably ruined and destroyed by the bizarre addition of fucking lettuce

well first of all, it's your perfect version

second, there's nothing on that image where lettuce seems out of place? I mean maybe chicken salad but you can't pick that one anyway because even theoretically it's impossible to get a chicken salad sandwich better than "ok I guess"

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There are really only three sandwiches on that list I'm willing to eat as is (I'm not gonna special order my magical sandwich). Oh those, grilled cheese is easy to prepare, so it comes down to Patty Melt vs. French Dip.

I'm gonna have to go with French Dip though. It requires more preparation, and thus would be more acceptable to just have served to me at my whim.

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Lettuce is always out of place, that's the point

It is of the devil

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Italian sub is the only one of those that is simple enough to want fairly frequently, but not too simple as to where I can't just make it in 2 minutes on my own anyway.

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XIII_rocks posted...

Lettuce is always out of place, that's the point

It is of the devil

Do you accept fresh spinach as a lettuce substitute?

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lettuce is great

I'm pretty sure the lettuce that is of the devil is weed, btw

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redrocket posted...

Do you accept fresh spinach as a lettuce substitute?

Not in a "perfect" sandwich, no, but it's more tolerable I guess.

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Definitely a Bacon, Egg, & Cheese.

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Turkey club sandwich for me. Its not a hard sandwich to make, but there are enough variables that can go wrong that can screw up your sandwich. Its also just the right amount of sandwich, feel full but not stuffed.

Pulled pork probably. If McGriddle was included in the sandwich selection Id take that though.