Poll of the Day > How many dildos do you own?

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 12:26:36 PM
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How many dildos do you own?










well?

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pedro45
06/04/20 12:33:13 PM
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I guess like 3, but we mainly use our glass one for booty play.

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trodi_911
06/04/20 12:45:37 PM
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I own 10 + -10 dildos.

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Muscles
06/04/20 12:45:44 PM
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I'm a dude, so 0

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 1:14:09 PM
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pedro45 posted...
I guess like 3, but we mainly use our glass one for booty play.
Thats what those ones are good for

trodi_911 posted...
I own 10 + 10 dildos.
If my math is correct, thats 20!

Muscles posted...
I'm a dude, so 0
Sounds like something a redneck trump supporter would say!

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madadude
06/04/20 1:15:15 PM
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Muscles posted...
I'm a dude, so 0

that's not stopping anyone

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DirtBasedSoap
06/04/20 1:15:46 PM
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i inherited a very large collection from a friend so well over 30

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ChaosAzeroth
06/04/20 1:21:58 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i inherited a very large collection from a friend so well over 30

Please tell me they were properly sanitized.

Not saying your friend is dirty, to be clear. Just that those go into some pretty... Personal places.
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LeetCheet
06/04/20 1:32:32 PM
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Well, there's no option for 0 so I purposely voted for 10+. As a joke.
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Far-Queue
06/04/20 1:33:07 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Not saying your friend is dirty, to be clear. Just that those go into some pretty... Personal places.
Like where? Their checking account?

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 1:33:30 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Well, there's no option for 0 so I purposely voted for 10+. As a joke.
200 it is!

DirtBasedSoap posted...
i inherited a very large collection from a friend so well over 30
Interesting

ChaosAzeroth posted...
Please tell me they were properly sanitized.

Not saying your friend is dirty, to be clear. Just that those go into some pretty... Personal places.
But them being dirty makes them better!

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Nichtcrawler X
06/04/20 1:34:42 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Well, there's no option for 0 so I purposely voted for 10+. As a joke.

What if Oguri is planning to call everyone out on being liars by pulling out the "brave" saying?

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MrMelodramatic
06/04/20 1:45:56 PM
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I co-own 3. So 1.5.

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ChaosAzeroth
06/04/20 1:47:58 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Like where? Their checking account?

I've never checked, but pretty sure banks don't accept those so I'm guessing no?
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Ogurisama
06/04/20 1:50:23 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
What if Oguri is planning to call everyone out on being liars by pulling out the "brave" saying?
Pulling a dildo out is brave?

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 1:51:26 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
I've never checked, but pretty sure banks don't accept those so I'm guessing no?
I thought safety deposit boxes you can put anything in it?

MrMelodramatic posted...
I co-own 3. So 1.5.
So one is in half.

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wwinterj25
06/04/20 1:59:01 PM
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I don't own or need any at this point.

Muscles posted...
I'm a dude, so 0

You being a dude is irrelevant.

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ChaosAzeroth
06/04/20 2:11:43 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
I thought safety deposit boxes you can put anything in it?

Fair.

But pretty sure regardless only money goes into checking accounts.
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Lokarin
06/04/20 2:12:55 PM
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something something electric prostate stim rod... something something

technically not one

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captpackrat
06/04/20 3:13:47 PM
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I've got 8 toys made of glass alone, and another 5 made of metal.

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pionear
06/04/20 3:35:15 PM
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Dollars?
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Ogurisama
06/04/20 3:42:34 PM
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Zeus
06/04/20 4:00:53 PM
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I don't remember this from the Simpsons!

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 4:02:00 PM
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wwinterj25
06/04/20 4:11:03 PM
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Zeus posted...
I don't remember this from the Simpsons!
I could post some fun images but I'll probably get banned.

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rexcrk
06/04/20 4:13:05 PM
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I mean I dont have any like actual working droids, but Ive got plenty of R2-D2 and C-3PO toys lol.

Odd word to censor

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SpaceBear_
06/04/20 4:33:57 PM
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No phallic instruments in my house

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Far-Queue
06/04/20 4:35:02 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
No phallic instruments in my house
No dick?

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SunWuKung420
06/04/20 4:38:23 PM
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Just the one I was born with.

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Zareth
06/04/20 4:40:20 PM
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10+

After all, everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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EvilMegas
06/04/20 4:41:12 PM
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Zareth posted...
10+

After all, everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
This, but really 2

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 4:44:05 PM
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deoxxys
06/04/20 5:22:49 PM
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none of course because im not gay or a straight woman

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wwinterj25
06/04/20 5:40:56 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Just the one I was born with.
You was born with a dildo attached?

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 5:48:42 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You was born with a dildo attached?
Approximately 50% of the world's population was

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wwinterj25
06/04/20 5:54:04 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Approximately 50% of the world's population was
I mean my penis is all natural but I don't judge.

deoxxys posted...
none of course because im not gay or a straight woman

.... yes because dildos are only limited to those groups.

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Far-Queue
06/04/20 6:08:23 PM
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Fucking prude dudes up in this topic don't know what they're missing

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wolfy42
06/04/20 6:16:02 PM
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Pretty sure non-straight ladies use em just as much if not more (probably much more).
Straight guys with any real sense of fun in the bedroom do as well, at least with the partner if not both ways.
If all you have ever done is use your hands and other body parts on a lady, you are missing out.

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helIy
06/04/20 6:18:17 PM
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we have 3

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SilentSeph
06/04/20 6:29:20 PM
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There's no shame in enjoying prostate simulation, sexuality be damned

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wolfy42
06/04/20 6:32:14 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
There's no shame in enjoying prostate simulation, sexuality be damned


I mean if your a chick it's actually pretty impressive.

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captpackrat
06/04/20 6:41:38 PM
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Zeus posted...
I don't remember this from the Simpsons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-EWTJdnpI

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CaptainStrong
06/04/20 7:06:12 PM
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Muscles posted...
I'm a dude, so 0
Why would being a dude mean you don't have any dildos?
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RCtheWSBC
06/04/20 7:08:52 PM
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Zero dildos, three vibrators

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LinkPizza
06/04/20 7:13:43 PM
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Muscles posted...
I'm a dude, so 0

I dont see how being a guy has anything to do with it...

ChaosAzeroth posted...
But pretty sure regardless only money goes into checking accounts.

Sounds like youre not trying hard enough...

deoxxys posted...
none of course because im not gay or a straight woman

I dont see what they has to do with anything... Straight guys can and do use them...
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Ogurisama
06/04/20 7:16:46 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I dont see what they has to do with anything... Straight guys can and do use them...
Pretty sure lesbians use them more then straigh girls

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SunWuKung420
06/04/20 7:19:02 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Pretty sure lesbians use them more then straight girls

I'm pretty sure straight girls like penis shaped things more than lesbians.

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Ogurisama
06/04/20 7:21:05 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm pretty sure straight girls like penis shaped things more than lesbians.
That is true, but lesbians use it in their sexy times with their partners if porn has taught me anything

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LinkPizza
06/04/20 7:34:35 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm pretty sure straight girls like penis shaped things more than lesbians.

Probably. But they probably use real penises more often. So it seems more likely that lesbians use them more...
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wolfy42
06/04/20 7:44:29 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Probably. But they probably use real penises more often. So it seems more likely that lesbians use them more...


Not all dildos are penis shaped and lesbians use toys often lol, probably more often then straight women, but there are generally more straight women so who uses more over all is not easy to determine. I would say that on a per person basis lesbians probably have more, and use more dildos, double sided ones etc, as it just makes alot of sense lol.

I'd pretty much rank it like this.

Lesbians
Straight women
Gay men
Straight men

More than likely (Again on a per person ratio, not over all).

Probably over all it's straight women (or women in general) but I could be wrong.

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