Current Events > If you were in middle school and didnt go to Newgrounds to play porn flash games

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AmericaTheBrave
05/23/20 7:36:52 PM
#51:


NeonOctopus posted...
Real talk, why did so many flash games have drugs or drug dealing in it <__<

Most of them were made by edgy teenagers.

Scotty_Rogers posted...
I don't understand why someone would go to Newgrounds for porn instead of an actual porn site. Even in middle school I was going to actual porn sites

Aren't you like 22? You're a spoiled kid. Back in our day, Newgrounds was one of our best options.

Kids today don't know how good they have it, with their hubs and tubes.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/23/20 7:37:22 PM
#52:


NeonOctopus posted...
Is that show even good? I only played the flash game which was fun >_>

Any shonen is trash. But DNA2 is basically DBZ and Yugioh meet some harem love story. If you couldn't get laid in high school it may speak to you lol

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:37:44 PM
#53:


monkmith posted...
maximum edge.
Good point.

What was that flash game where it was like a click adventure where you had to sell drugs to some guy for money and then use that money to buy a pimp suit. Eventually you get a hooker and steal a car.

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Trumpo
05/23/20 7:37:45 PM
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Turbam
05/23/20 7:40:15 PM
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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:40:34 PM
#56:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
Aren't you like 22? You're a spoiled kid. Back in our day, Newgrounds was one of our best options.

Kids today don't know how good they have it, with their hubs and tubes.
Amen to that. Internet was too slow to load a video, but flash was (relatively) quick, so it was a way more accessible option back then.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:41:01 PM
#57:


Turbam posted...
What the fuck lol. I NEED to know what the name of that game is!

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Scotty_Rogers
05/23/20 7:41:19 PM
#58:


I guess there werent that many good porn sites in the early 2000s lol

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:42:18 PM
#59:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
I guess there werent that many good porn sites in the early 2000s lol
None that I could remember.

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SH_expert44
05/23/20 7:42:27 PM
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Didnt play many of the games, but loved the flash animations.

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cjs28
05/23/20 7:45:15 PM
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btw, that Kramer pic is from a flash game called Kramer's Hentai Adventure

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Turbam
05/23/20 7:45:40 PM
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Ur a brave man.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:46:19 PM
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But not brave enough to use my main >_>

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Bloodmoon77
05/23/20 7:47:36 PM
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There were 2 games where you had to spot the differences between pictures. The ending videos are still some really really nice ones.

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:48:08 PM
#65:


Bloodmoon77 posted...
There were 2 games where you had to spot the differences between pictures. The ending videos are still some really really nice ones.
...I'm assuming the pictures were of pornographic nature?

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:51:40 PM
#66:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I liked the gypsy one that gave you x-ray glasses.
Is that the one where he says don't use it on him. And if you do, you see he has a tiny penis and then he kills you?

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Bloodmoon77
05/23/20 7:53:01 PM
#67:


NeonOctopus posted...
...I'm assuming the pictures were of pornographic nature?
Yes of course

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 7:56:05 PM
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I'm curious what aspects they decided to change between the pictures...

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NeonOctopus
05/23/20 10:10:45 PM
#69:


I remember playing Defend Your Castle a lot at school. I could never get enough money to buy the wizard pool though >_>

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dj1200
05/23/20 10:11:27 PM
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they weren't even out then

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joe40001
05/23/20 10:11:51 PM
#71:


Ivynn posted...
Late 90s/2000s internet was such a unique time. Truly a wild west of content.

Now everything has been gentrified. :p
Agreed

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dj1200
05/23/20 10:11:52 PM
#72:


when i was in middle school aol was still handing out hard disks

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joe40001
05/23/20 10:12:14 PM
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You know what they say, booyah!

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pfh1001
05/23/20 10:19:41 PM
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Some of us are too old to for that. But I do remember a couple of amusing porn flash games from years ago, I was just already a perverted old man by that time.
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JoeDangIt
05/23/20 10:25:58 PM
#75:


BeautifulBlaze posted...
So...did anyone here actually deed to some of those Newgrounds porn games? >_>
Not until adulthood.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/23/20 10:47:57 PM
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Yep, played plenty back in the day, and that eventually lead me to finding some Japanese sites thar specialized in hentai flash. Then came the boorus and chans... there's a reason 1/3 of my total porn collection is SWF files, some older than my account.

And hell, I *still* would be combing the internet and adding to my endless collection if I could access my laptop, or at the very least if my phone were flash compatible.

Last one I remember playing on PC was based on League of Legends and "fornicating your champion". Last flash-based game I played in general was an Android port of one involving Pokemon cosplayers at a convention.

I hate myself for losing that particular APK. Those Meowth twins, lord have mercy.
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Buu_88
05/23/20 11:46:06 PM
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I remember all the old dress up games most fondly. There was a Bulma one where if you click on her tits they would bounce. That was a life changing event for 15 year old me. There was also a Misty one I liked

There was also a donkey punch Britney Spears game which was terrifying


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Scotty_Rogers
05/24/20 1:04:07 AM
#79:


Buu_88 posted...
That was a life changing event for 15 year old me.

Must have fucking sucked to be a teen in the early 2000s lmfao

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Zikten
05/24/20 1:04:45 AM
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I don't think newgrounds existed when I was in jr high
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Zikten
05/24/20 1:05:04 AM
#81:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
Must have fucking sucked to be a teen in the early 2000s lmfao
why?

I was a teen in the 90's.
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AmericaTheBrave
05/24/20 1:06:27 AM
#83:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
Must have fucking sucked to be a teen in the early 2000s lmfao

It built character, son.

Your generation never struggled and that's why you're fat and lazy.

Now get off my lawn.

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Laserion
05/24/20 1:11:37 AM
#84:


NeonOctopus posted...
I question the morals of any adult who says they haven't.

This is a stupid criteria and you should feel like you have a stupid criteria.
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BigG777
05/24/20 1:14:11 AM
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I remember some Love Hina one where I kept walking in on the girls in the bath lol.
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Damn_Underscore
05/24/20 1:39:24 AM
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BTW how sad is it that Flash is becoming obsolete and many of these classic games are now unplayable?
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NeonOctopus
05/24/20 5:20:56 AM
#87:


Damn_Underscore posted...
BTW how sad is it that Flash is becoming obsolete and many of these classic games are now unplayable?
Not true. You'll still be able to have flash on your browser. It's just that most of them are disabling it on default because it'll be a security risk.

You can also just rip the .swf files from websites and use an external flash player program to play them no problem

Or probably the best option is to download Flashpoint. It's this massive flash archive project that has 10,000's of flash games and movies (and shockwave too). You download the program and can either download their entire library of games or you can just pick and choose what the download from their servers. It's really great >_>

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TheMikh
05/24/20 5:29:37 AM
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i can't say i didn't indulge my curiosity during those rare evenings at home alone

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evil_zombie11
05/24/20 5:32:27 AM
#89:


Ivynn posted...
Late 90s/2000s internet was such a unique time. Truly a wild west of content.

Now everything has been gentrified. :p

anytime something goes mainstream, it gets soft and becomes trash.

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cjs28
05/24/20 5:57:48 AM
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Here's some vids I found that show an overview of flash from the 00s and why it was so popular if you missed out on the flash golden age >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhvey_FjtXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMU8iAo2Fo

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thisisboris2
05/24/20 6:19:40 AM
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camping in that one room in stick arena with the sledgehammer and some random dude who you made a truce with

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MI4 REAL
05/24/20 6:44:45 AM
#92:


thisisboris2 posted...
camping in that one room in stick arena with the sledgehammer and some random dude who you made a truce with

https://imgur.com/a/wo1wvDR

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MI4 REAL
05/24/20 6:45:45 AM
#93:


NeonOctopus posted...
The only one I can remember was Sim Girls but I know I played another one where you could date the girls but also get into an RPG fight with them if you wanted. Also one of the chicks smoked A LOT of weed >_>

Sounds like Love Hina Sim Date

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darkbuster
05/24/20 6:53:33 AM
#94:


Gonna be honest, I tried to play a lot of those dating sim games seriously. Unfortunately, it was usually easier to just get strong enough to oneshot the girls in a fight & buy them stuff.

Early 2000's internet was such a weird time, though. You had all manner of cute & child friendly series full of gore, sex, drugs, & it was all taken relatively serious in universe.

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UnfairRepresent
05/24/20 6:58:34 AM
#95:


No

I never really watched porn or understood the internet's obsession with it.

I feel like it only took off so big in America because the religion forced on children told them that sex and masturbation is wrong and a "rebel" surge kicked in.

Go to Germany where you see fat guys walking around naked with their kids in public and no one cares. NO one there is playing Hentai games
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Kami_no_Kami
05/24/20 8:31:26 AM
#96:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
I don't understand why someone would go to Newgrounds for porn instead of an actual porn site. Even in middle school I was going to actual porn sites

Unless you mean playing porn flash games in school? Homie if you did that you were a loser
You took porn wherever you could get it back then. Porn was mostly just images at that time so it was all the same.

Plus porn sites used to have a habit of automatically becoming your homepage and I was always paranoid that Id forget to change it back or that my mom would walk in and Id close the window but she would need to use it immediately. Also, viruses.
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WaterLink
05/24/20 8:31:42 AM
#97:


Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

Yeah lick my ass BITCH
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NeonOctopus
05/24/20 11:17:59 AM
#98:


MI4 REAL posted...
Sounds like Love Hina Sim Date
Yeah that was it.

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chairforceone
05/24/20 11:25:38 AM
#99:


What a time to be alive
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MagnusDJL
05/24/20 11:34:41 AM
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I never played games on Newgrounds, or spent that much time on Newgrounds at all back in the day. I watched some videos on it here and there though.
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HylianFox
05/24/20 11:37:23 AM
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I barely recall Newgrounds tbqh, my brother and I were more into Stickdeath

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