Poll of the Day > She approaches you and says "Hey, want to fuck right here and now?"

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ssj3vegeta
05/20/20 7:44:58 PM
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wolfy42
05/20/20 7:49:27 PM
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I think I was around 22 and I turned a girl down who did that. It's always been a turn off for me.

I also worked construction one day with a friends brother, and afterwards he picked up his gf, who I thought was cute/hot....but then swung by an old gf's house and had her come try and seduce me. I totally did NOT dig her though and didn't even get out of the car. He probably thought I was gay after that (except he kinda knew I wasn't cause he totally started dating a chick I was into (another friends sister) but was taking my time getting to know. He didn't take his time.

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wwinterj25
05/20/20 7:53:57 PM
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"I don't do charity work."

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dedbus
05/20/20 7:56:08 PM
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this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap.
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Nichtcrawler X
05/20/20 7:59:51 PM
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dedbus posted...
this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap.

What mythologies are you reading where the gods even give the choice in the first place?

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blackhrt
05/20/20 8:44:28 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
https://i.imgur.com/gWnRy7m.jpg

so...dogging?

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Mead
05/20/20 8:54:58 PM
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Sue her in a court of law

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SunWuKung420
05/20/20 8:55:09 PM
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Meh.

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Lobomoon
05/20/20 9:06:16 PM
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Too fat.

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Pikazard1
05/20/20 9:31:54 PM
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she looks like she's always ready to score a "hole in one" if you will

but my response would be: "Hello there! thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested"

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Zareth
05/20/20 9:43:16 PM
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On the golf course? Is this some trick to make me register on the sex offender list?

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keyblader1985
05/20/20 9:52:25 PM
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I'm not into getting arrested for public indecency. And I'd probably assume she was fucking with me anyway.

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ChaosAzeroth
05/20/20 10:19:38 PM
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Nah thanks.
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BlackScythe0
05/20/20 10:35:25 PM
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I'm at work.
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WastelandCowboy
05/20/20 10:36:50 PM
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Appreciate the offer, but not interested. Not interested in sex where it'll go nowhere.
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VeeVees
05/20/20 10:42:26 PM
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No thanks, I don't have sex with strangers, especially not in public.

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afrodude77
05/20/20 10:49:33 PM
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I'll probably just get some head

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YoukaiSlayer
05/20/20 11:21:00 PM
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I'd assume she wasn't serious but if she was able to convince me she was than sure.

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Krazy_Kirby
05/21/20 2:23:52 AM
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depends on where, i don't want a criminal record or getting fired
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Zacek
05/21/20 2:32:41 AM
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Hell yeah!

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AllstarSniper32
05/21/20 2:32:49 AM
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I'd say, "On the cart or behind that bush tree thing over there?"

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Kimbos_Egg
05/21/20 2:52:23 AM
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Zareth posted...
On the golf course? Is this some trick to make me register on the sex offender list?


re register*
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ParanoidObsessive
05/21/20 3:09:37 AM
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dedbus posted...
this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap.

Considering how these topics usually go, it would be quite likely to be a literal trap.

Though in this case, the Internet is telling me this actually IS a woman, so that's unusual.
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faz
05/21/20 2:58:05 PM
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I wouldn't say anything but would grab a nearby 9 iron and knock her out. For all I know, she was planning on harvesting my organs.

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Fierce_Deity_08
05/21/20 3:44:17 PM
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You like girls? Okay, Ill try anything once.

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Joker_X_II
05/21/20 3:45:25 PM
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Another Simp endorsing e-thot thread....

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Revelation34
05/21/20 5:08:40 PM
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Joker_X_II posted...
Another Simp endorsing e-thot thread....


Why do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
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Joker_X_II
05/21/20 5:12:55 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Why do you always talk about yourself in the third person?

not my thread, nice try...

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Sonicplys
05/21/20 6:06:18 PM
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Me: "Honey, when you gain a hundred or two more pounds then come talk to me. Otherwise, begone walking stick."

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Lobomoon
05/21/20 6:16:28 PM
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Mead posted...
Sue her in a court of law

where her body can be held against you.

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DDirtyDastard
05/21/20 7:27:42 PM
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If there was no one around, I'd hit record on my phone and tell her to say what she just said again. Next I'd fuck her and ghost. If I ever saw her again I'd act like I didn't have any clue who she was and tell her it must've been a case of mistaken identity because I'd never seen her before in my life.
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Lobomoon
05/21/20 7:49:39 PM
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She looks like a gold-digger.
I can't picture her hanging out with us - poor PotD posters.

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ParanoidObsessive
05/22/20 3:09:13 AM
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Lobomoon posted...
She looks like a gold-digger.

She ain't looking for no broke PotDer.
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Lokarin
05/22/20 3:12:28 AM
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Nah, there's not much room for sex on a golf cart

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aHappySacka
05/22/20 3:14:09 AM
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That's a pretty attractive golf cart.

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Krazy_Kirby
05/22/20 9:05:40 AM
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Sonicplys posted...
Me: "Honey, when you gain a hundred or two more pounds then come talk to me. Otherwise, begone walking stick."


so you like fat girls
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teddy241
05/22/20 9:08:21 AM
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im in.
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JOExHIGASHI
05/22/20 11:14:10 AM
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I'd go for it. It's only going to take a couple minutes

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Lobomoon
05/24/20 7:20:18 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
She ain't looking for no broke PotDer.

That's what I said.

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