Board 8 > Best. Female. Villain. Quote. Ever. ***NOMINATION PHASE***

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Captain_Sorzo posted...

my argument is that Knuckles punches her at least 10 times in SA2 and if that isn't indicative of a villain I dont know what is

Knuckles attacks Sonic and Tails throughout S3&K and, IIRC, once in SA1. Are they villains too?

Yes. And knuckles is the One True Protagonist.

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"Maybe it's new to your dumb ass, but it bores me to tears! Answering the same questions, over and over! Just make up whatever answer you want, I don't give a shit! The truth's fuckin' lame, anyway." -- Villain, DanganRonpa

"You're saying I don't compare to some lowly beast that can only kill the weak, right? So I'm hopelessly attractive? Hopelessly brilliant? Hopelessly athletic...? I'm the hopelessly perfect ultimate human?" -- Villain, DanganRonpa

"Or the eight hundred million people who are too poor to even eat. I wonder how many of those people pray to God every day until they starve and die? Or, how many millions of families pay for a loved one to recover from some incurable disease? But the punchline is this: If just one person beats the odds and survives among the thousands of others who die then, its suddenly a miracle from God. Id really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles." -- Monika, DDLC

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"Just Monika" -- Monika, DDLC
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"Sorry, babe. I'm an ambitious girl, and you...you're just small time." - Catalina (Grand Theft Auto 3)

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OrangeCrush980 posted...

"Just Monika" -- Monika, DDLC

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"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." - GLaDOS, Portal 2

Geez, Zen! Allen works so hard to give us these contests, and two days after the conclusion of his latest endeavor, you totally one-up him by giving us the contest we have always wanted! How do you think this makes him feel?!?

Hype attained, Ill get some noms up in the next day or so.

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"RAGE!" - Fujin, Final Fantasy VIII

hylianknight3 posted...

Geez, Zen! Allen works so hard to give us these contests, and two days after the conclusion of his latest endeavor, you totally one-up him by giving us the contest we have always wanted! How do you think this makes him feel?!?

Hype attained, Ill get some noms up in the next day or so.

No way. We left out Years, so Allen can still give us the Best Year Of Female Villain Quotes next year.

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squexa posted...

"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?" - Queen Elizabeth (Civ 5)

Damn, you beat me to the punch. I'll just second this instead.

GildedFool posted...

"So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." - GLaDoS; Portal 2

Evillordexdeath posted...

"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." - GLaDOS, Portal 2

I'll also second these two. I might nominate more later, but for now, I'm content with these three seconds.

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if anyone is reading this far into the thread, PLEASE go back to other posts and start blankquoting ones you really like so I can narrow the field down

now I understand why Allen abandoned Quotes so quickly, there's so much variety and I have no idea where to start

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Start with an expanded bracket!

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Hey, it's only been 6 hours. Try having a 2 week nomination period.

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ZenOfThunder posted...

now I understand why Allen abandoned Quotes so quickly

Wasn't that Ceej?
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Pirateking2000 posted...

Its such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it.
-Darth Traya (KOTOR2)

TheArkOfTurus posted...

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" -SHODAN

LeonhartFour posted...

"From the day I was born to the day I died, I never helped anyone! I lived for myself and, in the end, I died for myself." - Dahlia Hawthorne, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations

Xeybozn posted...

"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart." - GlaDOS, Protal

Second these ones.

When I'm in the finals, people get into fights over stadium tickets. As they should! I saw a single empty seat during the semis, and it made me so angry! And guess what? That seat was MINE! Larry bought it for me! Did he think I was going to lose or something? Ooooo! It makes me SO DANG MAD!
Wendy O. Koopa (Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games)

Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
Gruntilda Winkybunion (Banjo-Kazooie)

Ha ha ha! This is the entrance to heaven!
Zoniha, the Purifying Light (Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!)

Ha ha ha! Respect? Manners? What use are those as long as you have power? I need nothing--nothing! --except power and beauty! Maybe that's something you need to learn, old man!
Zhael, the Mistress of the Storm (Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!)

I need a new assistant. Looking for some work? I doubt there's much available for washed-up fighters!
Tron Bonne (Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3)

Remember, Carmen Sandiego is never far away, but always out of reach.
Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)

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Xeybozn posted...

Wasn't that Ceej?

It was indeed during the CJayC era. Allen's abandoned contest was Worst Character.

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Sheath: "Oh! Yes! Verynice fantastic desu! We start the assemble! Build up now!"

it's extremely hard to pick a best Sheath line from project x zone 2

https://quotev.com/story/9274033
if anybody feels strongly about basically anything else in this script i'd be on board with it/them, i haven't had the time to check it at all yet and only just learned it was uploaded here

hylianknight3 posted...

Ha ha ha! This is the entrance to heaven!
Zoniha, the Purifying Light (Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!)

Ha ha ha! Respect? Manners? What use are those as long as you have power? I need nothing--nothing! --except power and beauty! Maybe that's something you need to learn, old man!
Zhael, the Mistress of the Storm (Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!)

this are very heavy for bomberman quotes

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FEMALE VILLAIN QUOTES

• Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" -SHODAN, System Shock 2

• From the day I was born to the day I died, I never helped anyone! I lived for myself and, in the end, I died for myself." -Dahlia Hawthorne, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials & Tribulations

• Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart." -GLaDOS, Portal

• Its such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it. -Darth Traya, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2

• So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." -GLaDoS; Portal 2

• Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?" -Queen Elizabeth, Civilization 5

• Just Monika. -Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club

• Everyone has their limits, their codes, their morals. But everyone also has a weakness. If you find that weakness and exploit it, those limits, codes, and morals seem to fade away." -Belleza, Skies of Arcadia.

• Well, hello, Smith. (-`) How do you like this weather? =* - *= The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab. (*'-'*) Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... Susie the doozie, The Queen of Prudies, Susie, Susie packs an uzi. I despise men! They're all creeps, as far as I'm concerned! (#) So I rounded up those sons of XXX, And took 'em and XXXX and then I XXXXX. Yeah, you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut off their XXXX! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO" -Susie Sumner, Killer7

• Im an intellectual rapist, who enjoys exposing things people try to hide, get it?" -Erika Furudo, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

• Now that was silly of of you, wasn't it? You should never take your eyes off the princess you're meant to be protecting. As far as knights go, I'm afraid you've failed spectacularly in nearly every regard." -Vita Clotilde, The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II

• You horny brat! Go back home and drink your daddy's milk!" -I-No, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core

• What's the matter? You're very quiet, it's so unlike you. Did you have a speech prepared for me, for when you and your soldiers would walk into my temple and put me to death? What words awaited me, in that cavalier braggadocio of yours, hmm, sweet prince? I always imagined you would beg for your life, attempt some final bargain for that handsome head of yours. I am refreshed and humbled by your silence." -Ming Xiao, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

• Whaaat? What kind of man isn't excited by big women? Once you gain some more experience, you'll understand. There's a looooooooot of kinky things you can do with big girls." -Alter Ego Junko, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

• I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!" -Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie

• Why does everyone hate me?" -Eveline, Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

• You really left her hanging this morning. -Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club

• For your crime. You will die like vermin. I will hunt you down. At the end of the earth I will find you. Your skin charred and your fats rendered. Your kind exterminated. In the end, I will feed your fleshto the furnace." -Irene Engel, Wolfenstein: The New Order

• Why, even at my age, I was shaking what my momma gave me! -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

• Don't forget to like, follow, and obey!" -Tyreen Calypso, Borderlands 3

• If you try and go against ralit... Ralit will surely crush you. Ralit will kill you. And ralit will continue to go on az if not'ing ever happened... From yesterday to today, and from today to tomorrow. Ralit marchez on... Leaving your crushed body behind..." -Harle, Chrono Cross

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• I raised you, and loved you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life." -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

• Fuck YOOooOoooOoOoOoU!" -Succubus, DmC: Devil May Cry

• Fine then, just take them! They stink like echidnas do." -Rouge the Bat, Sonic Adventure 2

• Will you crease yourself and be reborn, like me? -Origami Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Origami King

• Im pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. -Sarah Kerrigan, StarCraft

• Kursed SeeDs! Swarming like lokusts across generations." -Ultimecia, Final Fantasy VIII

• You're saying I don't compare to some lowly beast that can only kill the weak, right? So I'm hopelessly attractive? Hopelessly brilliant? Hopelessly athletic...? I'm the hopelessly perfect ultimate human?" -Genocide Jack, DanganRonpa

• Sorry, babe. I'm an ambitious girl, and you...you're just small time." -Catalina, Grand Theft Auto III

• Ha ha ha! This is the entrance to heaven! -Zoniha, the Purifying Light, Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!

• Oh! Yes! Verynice fantastic desu! We start the assemble! Build up now!" -Sheath, Project X Zone 2

• Remember, Carmen Sandiego is never far away, but always out of reach. -Carmen Sandiego, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

• I need a new assistant. Looking for some work? I doubt there's much available for washed-up fighters! -Tron Bonne, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

• Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! -Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie

• Ha ha ha! Respect? Manners? What use are those as long as you have power? I need nothing--nothing! --except power and beauty! Maybe that's something you need to learn, old man! -Zhael, the Mistress of the Storm, Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!

• When I'm in the finals, people get into fights over stadium tickets. As they should! I saw a single empty seat during the semis, and it made me so angry! And guess what? That seat was MINE! Larry bought it for me! Did he think I was going to lose or something? Ooooo! It makes me SO DANG MAD! -Wendy O. Koopa, Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games

• Im tired of looking at your face, so how about I break it? Sound good?" -Wendy O. Koopa, Paper Mario: Color Splash

• Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!" -Wendy O. Koopa, Mario is Missing

• Not once did you forget what you were. Not-a-cockroach, feeding on the corpse of a dead empire, like the pests you crushed as you walked." -Lady Dialla, Path of Exile

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• What? What are you doing here? How did you get here? YOU DARE TO KISS ME?" -Katrina, Quest for Glory IV

• One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle. I'll give you ten minutes. In ten minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than ten minutes, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives!" -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

• I can't believe how much you disappointed me! I thought I'd get to play with you more! Boring son of a bitch!" -Shadow Labrys, Persona 4 Arena Ultimax

• Taranza's final words and offering can no longer reach her ears. The former queen has become a pitiable husk in the throes of madness after losing everything. She has consumed the world, and all she has left to cling to is her vanity. -Soul of Sectonia, Kirby Triple Deluxe

• Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!" -Gruntilda, Banjo-Kazooie

• All the world's gems are mine to keep! -Rouge the Bat, Sonic Adventure 2

• Strangle! -Ivy Valentine, SoulCalibur II

• The price for your meddling is death beyond death." -Ultimecia, Final Fantasy VIII

• Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams.. Ten minutes. I give the defense ten minutes before it changes its plea." -Franziska von Karma, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice For All

• Beneath that cocky exterior, youre still the same scared, filthy little runaway, arent you?" -Katherine Marlowe, Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception

• There is no such thing as luck on the battlefield. -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

• Dying to uphold justice sounds virtuous, but the ones left behind have to clean up the mess!" -Shadow Sae, Persona 5

• A corpse...should be left well alone. -Lady Maria, Bloodborne

• Even you reject me, Soul Eater! Even the most cursed rune refuses me!" -Windy, Suikoden

• Hehehehe 'Manslaughter'... We're fighting elves, remember? So it can't be MANslaughter! Heehee!" -Four, Drakengard 3

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That's 54 so far, I just picked ones I liked or ones that got seconded, I am trying to limit it so no character has more than 3 entries but it will be difficult with The Boss, GLaDOS and Grunty. Also somehow Wendy O. Koopa.

Will this somehow be a 64 entrant contest? Maybe. This was supposed to be a funny haha. Never underestimate board 8's thirst for female villains quotes.

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wow ignoring my Dahlia quote that got seconded

I see how it is

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wow there were THREE posts of female villain quotes?

I certainly wasn't expecting that

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I somehow missed posts by Snake and Johnbobb so I am adding some of theirs to the list, sorry my dudes

that's what I get for skipping around

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ZenOfThunder posted...

I somehow missed posts by Snake and Johnbobb so I am adding some of theirs to the list, sorry my dudes

that's what I get for skipping around

oh good, I was just about to mention Victoria Chase and Sofia Lamb both got one from each of us

and also that Athena one didn't get seconded but it gave me chills

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Can I nominate Queen Sectonia's famous laugh from Kirby Triple Deluxe?

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But im only 400 years old! - Koume, Ocarina of Time
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I had to rescind the Soul of Sectonia quote, it's just like a codex entry, I really like it but unless the codex is a lady i can't in good conscience give it a spot over a lady quote

and @-hotdogturtle-- i am going to say no just cuz I don't wanna have to find and link videos of all quotes to be fair, unless you wanna like... write out what the laugh sounds like

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The one thing I miiiiiight object to is Potato GLaDOS, because it comes at the exact moment she shifts away from the villain role into a reluctant support role.

Even then, it's such a beautifully delivered line that I still love it anyway.

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"My beauty rivals the divine... And my power will crush all that you hold dear!" -Queen Sectonia (Kirby: Triple Deluxe)

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ZenOfThunder posted...

You're saying I don't compare to some lowly beast that can only kill the weak, right? So I'm hopelessly attractive? Hopelessly brilliant? Hopelessly athletic...? I'm the hopelessly perfect ultimate human?" -Genocide Jack, DanganRonpa

Also, that quote should be attributed to Junko Enoshima, not Genocide Jack.

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_SecretSquirrel posted...

The one thing I miiiiiight object to is Potato GLaDOS, because it comes at the exact moment she shifts away from the villain role into a reluctant support role.

Even then, it's such a beautifully delivered line that I still love it anyway.

it's too late it's the overall 1 seed, i even named a division after it

here are your 1 seeds:

Potato Division
(1) So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." -GLaDoS, Portal 2

Immortal Machine Division
(1) Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" -SHODAN, System Shock 2

Scar Division
(1) Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me. Slithering through my body, like a snake. -The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Queen Bitch Division
(1) Im pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. -Sarah Kerrigan, StarCraft

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I have swapped the Boss (1) seed like 5 times, let me know which Boss quote is most deserving

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I have a prelim bracket of 64 entrants, I will be editing it and swapping out weaker quotes if stronger ones get posted or seconded a lot, again this is not the most serious contest in the world so not a lot of thought is going into the bracketmaking portion so if you feel very strongly about a quote just make a case for it here and maybe i'll bump the seeding up for it

also going to keep these noms open until, uh, monday night maybe idk

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Well, I offer these two additional quotes should they be useful.

Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature." Flemeth in Dragon Age: Origins

"I once killed a hundred knights single-handedly... To me, you two are nothing more than insects." -Beatrix, FF9

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Ooh, Flemeth. Dunno why I didn't think of her. She's got to have some interesting other quotes.

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i had actually already slotted in a flemeth quote on my own

"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut one's eyes tight or open one's arms wide, either way, one's a fool." -Flemeth, Dragon Age: Origins

which one do you guys like more

flemeth is a good addition i just dont know if she should get 2 quotes

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"Hope is...comforting. It allows us to accept fate, however tragic it might be." - Yunalesca, Final Fantasy X

"Poor creature. You would throw away hope. Well...I will free you before you can drown in your sorrow. It is better for you to die in hope than to live in despair. Let me be your liberator." - Yunalesca, Final Fantasy X

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I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is? It's a bullet, straight from my gun to your heart. - Sniper Wolf, Metal Gear Solid

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I'm seconding the SHODAN "immortal machine" quote and the Erika "intellectual rapist" quote
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LeonhartFour posted...

I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is? It's a bullet, straight from my gun to your heart. - Sniper Wolf, Metal Gear Solid

i literally just added this one and the one about her being born on the battlefield, i couldnt choose

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I thought about posting the battlefield one, but it's kinda long and meandering.

"Okay, hero...Set me free" is another good Sniper Wolf quote though.

I could post a million Boss quotes. She could almost have her own division.

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I believe I have 3 Boss quotes, I had 4 and had to cut one because there was a very real chance that the winner of each division would be a Boss quote

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"Jack... or should I say Snake... you're a wonderful man. Kill me now. There's only room for one snake and one boss."

"Life's end...Isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die. I've been waiting, Snake, for a long time. Waiting for your birth, your growth, and the finality of today."

"In the end, you have to choose whether you're going to live as a soldier, or just another man with a gun."

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fuck seeing all these boss quotes makes me not want to run this contest, they're all too good and it feels like a crime not to have them all together

maybe if a boss quote wins I will do a bonus match with all of them

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Sheath: Oh! Mistake! It was secret desu! But you say secret and now is un-secret! But solution is make you un-people so is very no-problem!
Sheath: Very muchsmart! Now I sorry! You do the very sad killsplat!
Sheath: No, no! Not shticky desu! Silly fox! All wrong! Go away, wrong fox!
Sheath: Sheath is me! Good morning! I am Ouma American branch agent desu!
Sheath: Oh, no! Sheath not crazy, you crazy! Very mean prettyman desu! Goddamn!
Sheath: Sayonara bye-bye!
Sheath: Roger! I run ahead now fast desu!
Sheath: Okay! I very good handle desu!
Sheath: The question very I-don't-know! I can do the collect anytime. Sayonara see-you! *leaves*
Sheath: Yes! Verymuch signal here! Big feeling climax. Many happy story!
Sheath: *intense glaring* .............^^ Very muchsmart! Happy you noticing!
Sheath: Oh! That verymuch relief! Was only dirty gross trick by dirty gross zombie! Now I leave and stupid Shinra kill you! Goodbye my zombie!
Sheath: ....Oh! Kuso!
Sheath: I-I say nothing wrong thing ever desu! You mistaking all thing wrong ever nothing mistake wrong wrong wrong!
Sheath: You take very longtime desu! Waste time on zombie-head, verysad Shinra! OK! See you! I'll be back! *leaves*
Sheath: One Eight and One Five....New Ouma-friends! Oh! Yes! This is thing Ouma is salvage! I tell you the verytrue desu!
Sheath: Ouch! Ooooh, so much violence-people desu!
Sheath: Wow! Mister is Big Boss desu!
Sheath: True! True desu! But shiny thing make girl all meltypuddle! Youngman who remember this get the big success!
Sheath: Maybe maybe! Oh! This is a perfect timing desu! Everybody do the hello to new youngman who give Sheath many shiny thing!
Sheath: Yakuza! So scaryman desu. Bu mission is complete! Who want creepygirl statue anyway? Nobody. NOBODY want creepygirl statue. Consume a fart, dumb heads! Goodbye desu! *leaves*
Sheath: Everyone, the boys and girls and monsters and I-don't-knows, everyone happy! Yeah! Amusement park has the many pretty bunnies desu! Wow!
Sheath: Hot! Many hot! Ultra hot!
Sheath: I wanted trying famous "onsen" of Japan! Vacation is very disaster now! Refund! Lawsuit!
Sheath: No! Hmph! Sheath not a stupid like you think! Tell the secrets is many bad punishment! OK! See you! But maybe NOT see you desu. Maybe........NEVER see you desu. *leaves*
Sheath: :D Eeeeek! Naughty uglymans! Go away, go AWAY!
Sheath: OK! I can be the scarymonster if you want! Yes! Do it!
Sheath: v-v Goodbye......boy......Miss Saya.....good luck....you are....last hope....desu....

"Oh, you sweet boy! I'm already over 40!" - Lusamine, Pokemon Sun and Moon

"I...Furudo Erika...have duct tape!!" - Furudo Erika, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni

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My Queen Zeal quote didn't make it, huh?

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Evillordexdeath posted...

"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." - GLaDOS, Portal 2

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