Poll of the Day > If the US Gov thinks your not smart enough for kinder eggs

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 4:41:41 PM
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How in the heck do they think your gonna use a mask right?


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Zeus
05/04/20 4:45:33 PM
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*you're

And I think the US does have Kinder eggs, but they just have the toy outside the candy. Speaking of, back when Disney's Hercules was in theaters, I bought some kind of Kinder Egg which had a hydra figurine in it. I used to keep it on my desk at home and I'm kinda wondering what I did with it.

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Lokarin
05/04/20 4:56:02 PM
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US Logic: It's a sin to not prevent 10'000 babies dying every year from abortions
Also US Logic: Let us kill 100'000 with corona pl0x

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Nichtcrawler X
05/04/20 4:57:29 PM
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Pretty sure it is not about suffocation, but about getting kids to eat non-healthy things by enticing with toys. Also why happy meals work differently in some places.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 4:58:32 PM
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your not smart enuff 2 sepl sinple wrds

but really, its absolutely hilarious watching someone attempt to belittle people for their intelligence while spelling words they learned in elementary school wrong multiple times lmao

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:05:48 PM
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Those are kinder joy not kinder surprise eggs. Similar but yeah the candy is pretty much only banned in the us and North Korea. Seriously the ban and the response is pretty much the toilet episode of South Park.

However I'm saying the government made them change the toy from being in a toy capsule to being in a plastick wrapped egg half. I mean they say stay inside CA runs to beaches, they say were mask people threaten to shoot cashiers. The reason I say end the lockdown isn't because I dont think it ta a bad idea. I think people are too stupid to follow instructions.

Even if we had a leader like the king solomon motif it would still be bad as getting americans to agree on something is like trying to herding cats.

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aurick79
05/04/20 5:07:02 PM
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Its not about smarts its about negligence. Parents dont bother paying attention to the things their kids are up too. Look at the number of various accidental deaths we have - shoot how many parents leave their kids in hot cars?


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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:07:21 PM
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I know what you mean soup. If you jumped from some peoples chromosome count to their IQ you would die. No offense

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:10:35 PM
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aurick79 posted...
Its not about smarts its about negligence. Parents dont bother paying attention to the things their kids are up too. Look at the number of various accidental deaths we have - shoot how many parents leave their kids in hot cars?

Yeah unfortunately intelligence and common sense often do not go hand and hand. Right soup?

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:16:38 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Pretty sure it is not about suffocation, but about getting kids to eat non-healthy things by enticing with toys. Also why happy meals work differently in some places.

According to John Oliver, it's actually about neither thing.

"The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits confectionery products which contain a non-nutritive object, unless the non-nutritive object has functional value"

The wikipedia entry mentions this. As far as I remember, Oliver mentioned that the law came about in regards to a plan where medicine would be encased in candy, which never happened anyway.

ScritchOwl posted...
Those are kinder joy not kinder surprise eggs.

No, it definitely wasn't a Kinder Joy. Kinder Joys are completely different. This was like a normal kinder egg, but it just had the toy separate.

Keep in mind that Kinder Joy came out in 2001, but Hercules was released in 1997

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Joy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_(franchise)

ScritchOwl posted... Similar but yeah the candy is pretty much only banned in the us and North Korea.


A lot of things tend to only be banned in one or two countries. For example, dwarf tossing is only illegal in the US.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:17:06 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
I know what you mean soup. If you jumped from some peoples chromosome count to their IQ you would die. No offense
what the fuck does this even mean lmao

did I have a stroke or does this not make sense

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:20:08 PM
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Someone care to explain extra chromosomal disorders as clearly this was discussed on a day he missed in health class. Not insulting you but yeah they discuss this in 5th grade health

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:21:11 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
did I have a stroke

Yes, and the last 12 years of your life have been a coma fantasy.

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aurick79
05/04/20 5:22:09 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what the fuck does this even mean lmao

did I have a stroke or does this not make sense

Most people have 46 total chromosomes (23 pairs). People who have Down syndrome (Gamefaqs wouldnt let me put other words apparently) have more.

The joke is that your IQ is lower than 46 so you would kill yourself from the fall

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:22:57 PM
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Zeus posted...
Yes, and the last 12 years of your life have been a coma fantasy.

just like when you worked at the DOD and got exposed for having a million alts lmao

but really, that post is extremely TOXIC, Zeus. I thought you knew better than that.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:23:46 PM
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oh so its blatant flaming and making fun of people with severe mental handicaps? very fucking toxic wow smh

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Mead
05/04/20 5:23:51 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
How in the heck do they think your gonna use a mask right?

still having trouble with basic grammar eh?

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:24:32 PM
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aurick79 posted...
Most people have 46 total chromosomes (23 pairs). People who have Down syndrome (Gamefaqs wouldnt let me put other words apparently) have more.

The joke is that your IQ is lower than 46 so you would kill yourself from the fall

Bit to make it clear dirt I am just agreeing with your statement and not insulting anyone on the board

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:25:12 PM
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Mead posted...
still having trouble with basic grammar eh?

bro if ur chromosomes doubled and was ur IQ that would b u!!!

did I use it right?

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:26:43 PM
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Im the new erik_p. Accept it

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:31:08 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
just like when you worked at the DOD and got exposed for having a million alts lmao

but really, that post is extremely TOXIC, Zeus. I thought you knew better than that.

The fact that you believe I was part of the DOD or any government agency is part of your coma fantasy, because everybody on this board knows that I wouldn't work for the government. It's time for you to WAKE UP, dbs. Your dreams have become progressively darker and more toxic over time. WAKE UP!

DirtBasedSoap posted...
Im the new erik_p. Accept it

No, because Erik had entertainment value and believed the things he said. Plus he spammed anti-Trump propaganda. If anybody has taken over Erik's role, it's Mead.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:32:59 PM
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you can stomp your feet and say I didnt work
for the government!!!! over and over again like a child but the fact is that the moderators have already exposed you for who you are. the damage has been done.

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:37:02 PM
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Wow soup your were insulting me. I never new sumbody wood do sumthing like that. Please show I the wisdumb that your sitting on.


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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:37:07 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Has anyone pointed out that Kinder Eggs are aimed toward children?
whoooaaaaaa youre so smart

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:37:55 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
you can stomp your feet and say I didnt work
for the government!!!! over and over again like a child but the fact is that the moderators have already exposed you for who you are. the damage has been done.
Huh?

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:38:24 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
you can stomp your feet and say I didnt work
for the government!!!! over and over again like a child but the fact is that the moderators have already exposed you for who you are. the damage has been done.

If DBS was here right now, he'd say:

DirtBasedSoap posted...
did I have a stroke or does this not make sense

As for me, I attribute DBS's nonsensical ramblings to his still sleeping mind. WAKE UP, dbs, WAKE UP!

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Veedrock-
05/04/20 5:38:58 PM
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Zeus posted...
This was like a normal kinder egg, but it just had the toy separate. Keep in mind that Kinder Joy came out in 2001, but Hercules was released in 1997
You might be thinking of Nestl Magic Ball which was a chocolate sphere with toys and other candies inside. I remember those things too!

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Judgmenl
05/04/20 5:39:42 PM
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TC isn't smart enough to know the difference between your and you're. How is he going to be trusted with kinder eggs?

DirtBasedSoap posted...
Im the new erik_p. Accept it

I don't think I'll ever hate you as much as I hated Erik.

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:41:36 PM
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DBS blocked me again, LOL! And he calls other people fragile.

Veedrock- posted...
You might be thinking of Nestl Magic Ball which was a chocolate sphere with toys and other candies inside. I remember those things too!

Now that you mention it, that was probably it.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:43:21 PM
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why do you KEEP saying that im
blocking you? for attention?

also I have never called anyone fragile. stop making shit up

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:44:13 PM
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Kinder joy has a nutella in one half and a small piece toy in the other.

You may be thinking of kinder still as those are available at big box

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:45:23 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
why do you KEEP saying that im
blocking you? for attention?

also I have never called anyone fragile. stop making shit up

Hmm. I have seen those post but I think you phrased it as snow flake or delicate butterfly

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Judgmenl
05/04/20 5:46:36 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Has anyone pointed out that Kinder Eggs are aimed toward children?
Let alone the average age of a person in this thread has got to be at least 30.

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SunWuKung420
05/04/20 5:47:04 PM
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DSB has recently admitted to being trolling shitposter.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
i have no problem with being a shit poster lol

DirtBasedSoap posted...
I troll boomers on Facebook because trolling is fun.

Why does he continue to post as if we give any fucks about what he has to say? Hilarious!

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:47:20 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
why do you KEEP saying that im
blocking you? for attention?

also I have never called anyone fragile. stop making shit up

Because you keep doing it.

https://i.imgur.com/JdBsEjh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/VdRXGZ8.jpg

Not that anybody should be surprised about you lying about this, when you lie about everything else.

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:48:04 PM
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Are you kidding I am pretty sure we got flooded with boomers since this virus started

I mean they got no kids at home and probably dont talk to there kids do to differing political opinions so they got to "educate" someone

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:50:47 PM
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I think your browser is fucked up because I only have one person on my block/ignore list and it isnt you.

knowing you though, youre probably just ignoring me and then screen shotting it lol

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Zeus
05/04/20 5:52:12 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I think your browser is fucked up because I only have one person on my block/ignore list and it isnt you.

Now it isn't, but before there two people on it and one was me.... assuming that you're not lying about that as well. I imagine it's probably pretty full.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:52:31 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
snow flake or delicate butterfly
never said anything remotely close to that

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Judgmenl
05/04/20 5:53:55 PM
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Snowflake is a single word, not two different words.

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:54:04 PM
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okay mr I lied about working for the DOD and having 100 alts. who should we believe here?

@SunWuKung420 no one here likes you. literally no one lmao

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Judgmenl
05/04/20 5:54:30 PM
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I like you Sunny.


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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 5:55:02 PM
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okay the really smart and normal guy judgmental likes you. great group youve got there lmao

dude thinks being a rapist shouldnt disqualify you from being in office because its their personal life

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Judgmenl
05/04/20 5:56:17 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
okay the really smart and normal guy judgmental likes you. great group youve got there lmao

dude thinks being a rapist shouldnt disqualify you from being in office because its their personal life
Hey, at least one of the statements in that post is a lie.

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 5:56:49 PM
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Sunny you may disagree with me but you are still great heck I even like mead

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SunWuKung420
05/04/20 5:57:45 PM
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I think dsb is suffering from panteria? Or is it hysteridemic? Either way, he needs a timeout.

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SunWuKung420
05/04/20 5:58:51 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
Sunny you may disagree with me but you are still great heck I even like mead

Mead has me blocked for some unknown reason.

Edit: Your typos are horrific.

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ScritchOwl
05/04/20 6:03:22 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...


Edit: Your typos are horrific.

Yeah but the self destructions they trigger are great. I am just refreshing and eating popcorn

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DirtBasedSoap
05/04/20 6:03:34 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
suffering from panteria? Or is it hysteridemic?
neither of those are real words

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