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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/20 7:29:22 PM
#201:


Jim what's with that gif you sent me on Twitter? What are you trying to say there?

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So_Hajile
04/28/20 8:00:17 PM
#202:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Wow I love 80s slashers and I've never heard of this one. Will need to check it out
If you've seen Deadly Prey, it's by the same director. It has some laziness to it, but I dig it.

Check out Night of the Demon from 1980 (not to be confused with 1988's Night of the Demons) if you haven't. It should still be on youtube. It's a slasher film with bigfoot killing people. It's most known for a scene in which Bigfoot rips a man's dick right off in all its blood glory.

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PatrickMahomes
04/28/20 8:30:26 PM
#203:


it's a sailor jerry's & coke type of night

a.k.a tuesday

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BlazinBlue88
04/28/20 9:03:16 PM
#204:


OK settled on wine tonight.

So_Hajile posted...
If you've seen Deadly Prey, it's by the same director. It has some laziness to it, but I dig it.

Check out Night of the Demon from 1980 (not to be confused with 1988's Night of the Demons) if you haven't. It should still be on youtube. It's a slasher film with bigfoot killing people. It's most known for a scene in which Bigfoot rips a man's dick right off in all its blood glory.
Damn thanks for the recs man.

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Questionmarktarius
04/28/20 9:10:10 PM
#205:


Tacos and Guinness, because I'm a heathen
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WaterLink
04/28/20 9:20:48 PM
#206:


PatrickMahomes posted...
it's a sailor jerry's & coke type of night

a.k.a tuesday

Dude I love Sailor Jerry's! I used to uh...acquire them when I was 19 all the time. I loved the artwork and it was high % liquor as well. Used to make it a point to get the labels off cleanly and had a collection going
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So_Hajile
04/28/20 9:27:18 PM
#207:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
OK settled on wine tonight.

Damn thanks for the recs man.

No problem. :) I've always got plenty more to recommend so just let me know sometime if you're looking for something different.

(definitely keep that wine with you for both of those)

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JimCarrysToe
04/28/20 9:41:56 PM
#208:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jim what's with that gif you sent me on Twitter? What are you trying to say there?
Woah you still check twitter? I only used it to upload my paper scissors I made so I can post it here since gamefaqs doesnt do gifs, I hate imgur, and giphy suddenly wants me to make an account to post things. I didnt send it to you lol.

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WaterLink
04/28/20 9:55:59 PM
#209:


She's totally hitting on you man. Notice how it was paper scissors, but the rock was left out. She wants you to be her rock Johnny, that's what it means!
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JimCarrysToe
04/28/20 10:00:26 PM
#210:


I want him to be the rock I throw at chads window to get his attention.

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WaterLink
04/28/20 10:10:11 PM
#211:


And then when Chad gets angry at you for breaking his window and demanding you pay for the damages, you hurriedly scoop the rock back up and that's all you have left.
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JimCarrysToe
04/28/20 10:12:41 PM
#212:


Then I take the rocks money and give it to chad and offer to take him out to dinner.

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TreyFlowers
04/28/20 10:41:33 PM
#213:


I'm shit again today goddamn it

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WaterLink
04/28/20 10:42:04 PM
#214:


But he will refuse because Chad will want the money to pay for the window and then if you give him the money for the window he will probably get a restraining order against you afterwards. Since, you know, you were throwing rocks at his window while he was trying to sleep.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/20 11:06:54 PM
#215:


Stop throwing rocks at my window Jim.

Why the hell were you making paper scissors? And Error got blocked by Trapt on Twitter so I felt I had to do it too.

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CanuckCowboy
04/28/20 11:10:59 PM
#216:


oh wtf i wasnt tracking this for some reason.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/28/20 11:18:05 PM
#217:


I'm trying Minecraft again tonight. I have no idea what to build or what to really do so I made a lighter and i'm setting all the tree's on fire.

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CanuckCowboy
04/28/20 11:46:27 PM
#218:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm trying Minecraft again tonight. I have no idea what to build or what to really do so I made a lighter and i'm setting all the tree's on fire.

Fuck that makes me wanba check out minecraft

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WaterLink
04/29/20 12:03:00 AM
#219:


I never got into minecraft. Never sounded like my kind of game.
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WaterLink
04/29/20 12:08:52 AM
#220:


Idk if you ever fully realize the perks of living alone until you're taking a shit in one bathroom, realize you're out of TP in that bathroom and that the supply of TP is in another bathroom, and so you're able to freely walk to that bathroom to retrieve the TP with a shitty bottom without your shorts and walk back and no one knows what you've done.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/29/20 12:22:07 AM
#221:


Yeah and you can get drunk and stumble trip and fall right through the dry wall and nobody can yell at you.

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So_Hajile
04/29/20 12:31:57 AM
#222:


https://youtu.be/gX58UhbavtA
Kind of in the mood to watch Savage Streets tonight.

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WaterLink
04/29/20 12:48:00 AM
#223:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah and you can get drunk and stumble trip and fall right through the dry wall and nobody can yell at you.

Well that's only if you own your place. Because if you rent then your landlord will.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/29/20 12:51:03 AM
#224:


Yeah but even still you could just put a poster over the hole. Nobody would even know.

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WaterLink
04/29/20 12:54:00 AM
#225:


That depends on the hole is. Like, in the middle of the wall cool. But like in the corner of room near a wind or a door or on something slanted, either a poster won't fit or it will just look like a weird ass place for a poster
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JimCarrysToe
04/29/20 12:55:12 AM
#226:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgFWonExwU

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/29/20 12:57:00 AM
#227:


WaterLink posted...
That depends on the hole is. Like, in the middle of the wall cool. But like in the corner of room near a wind or a door or on something slanted, either a poster won't fit or it will just look like a weird ass place for a poster

Well another thing you could do is invite a good buddy or a gf/wife over, rig up some fishing line and get them to walk in that direction, trip BOOM "Ohhh come on you gotta fix that hole in my wall" And then see it's not your problem anymore.

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WaterLink
04/29/20 1:11:56 AM
#228:


Or you go just rig the hole with some motion sensors and have some kind of jump scare jack in the back situation. Of course you'd have to keep reloading the thing but it'd be hilarious especially for newcomers to your home
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TreyFlowers
04/29/20 1:49:19 AM
#229:


Smashed our monthly invoicing target with a day to go. I think our branch is 550k profit for the year of which I get a 2% bonus. 11k so far (before tax). Australia financial year ends on 30 June so won't be long til I get myself a sweet new gaming rig

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JimCarrysToe
04/29/20 3:17:41 PM
#230:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc9phYujWY

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WaterLink
04/29/20 3:45:51 PM
#231:


The basketball scene in that movie was the best part
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TreyFlowers
04/29/20 7:12:29 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/29/20 8:57:00 PM
#233:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc9phYujWY

I feel like this version of the song would be playing for all eternity in hell as demons repeatedly feed you through a wood chipper.

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CanuckCowboy
04/29/20 9:36:59 PM
#234:


TreyFlowers posted...

that cat knows its handsome as all fuck.

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YugiNoob
04/29/20 11:02:08 PM
#235:


CanuckCowboy posted...
that cat knows its handsome as all fuck.
No hes like Whos this bitch intruding on my territory?

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WrestlinFan
04/30/20 7:35:16 AM
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CanuckCowboy
04/30/20 6:25:27 PM
#237:


YugiNoob posted...
No hes like Whos this bitch intruding on my territory?

I feel like hes just practicing his tough guy poses.

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CanuckCowboy
04/30/20 6:26:29 PM
#238:


also what happened to my cat? Did he get banned? Cant even at him

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JimCarrysToe
04/30/20 6:30:33 PM
#239:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Waltercanukscat/

Wth happened?

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The Generic Butt.
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JimCarrysToe
04/30/20 6:41:20 PM
#240:


@MabusIncarnate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SILLvxQRrs

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CanuckCowboy
04/30/20 7:20:10 PM
#241:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Waltercanukscat/

Wth happened?

Awwww.

yeah i need to know what happened.

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CanuckCowboy
04/30/20 7:22:31 PM
#242:


Wait is that leafy narrating that vid?

im gonna go feel bad for even knowing who leafy is and remembering his voice. >_>

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WaterLink
04/30/20 7:43:51 PM
#243:


So the Resident Evil series has some serious discounts on steam so I jumped on it because I've been meaning to play them. I wanted to do so after Silent Hill but I didnt wanna pay $20 a pop for old games but for $5 a pop, hell yeah.

Goodbye world forever, I'll be killing zombies. Hope I don't regret buying the whole series with the exception of 3. >_>
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JimCarrysToe
04/30/20 7:49:31 PM
#244:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Wait is that leafy narrating that vid?

im gonna go feel bad for even knowing who leafy is and remembering his voice. >_>
Nah, I watched a few of his videos when the content cop came out. They sound kinda similar but maybe like leafy and the burgerking foot lettuce guy put together kinda way.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/30/20 8:27:47 PM
#245:


Time to get shit face fuck shit ass fuck hammered tonight!

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humptyrump
04/30/20 9:07:25 PM
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a-c-a-b
04/30/20 9:12:34 PM
#247:


I'm getting pissed up something fierce tonight.

Fuck ya'll if you don't like grindcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83l9gu7MZw
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a-c-a-b
04/30/20 9:40:26 PM
#248:


This is a great drinking tune. And video.

Drink with the living dead.

Ghoultown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yywGI1H_oyM
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MabusIncarnate
04/30/20 11:24:40 PM
#249:


I'm getting fucked tonight boys and gals. Spent the day helping my elderly neighbor move, she bought me a case of beer and was fine with me smoking up all day. She took a few hits too. I'm sore as fuck but i'm getting plastered.

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WaterLink
04/30/20 11:38:25 PM
#250:


Congrats on the sex
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