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JimCarrysToe
05/05/20 9:01:35 PM
#452:


@CanuckCowboy @MabusIncarnate

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 9:03:18 PM
#453:


@AssultTank
@Error1355
@RaptorLC
@Crono99

Gottttta get the mods in there. They love us.

@Harpie

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Funcoot
05/05/20 9:22:09 PM
#455:


Gotta sit this one out, unfortunately. At work for several more hours.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 9:24:26 PM
#456:


You people make me sick.

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JimCarrysToe
05/05/20 9:27:29 PM
#457:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://zy-a.us.notrly.xyz/game.jsp#game=2
Pass Jim

@Crono99 join our cards against humanity game


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 9:30:03 PM
#458:


Crono99 posted...
I have absolutely no clue what this topic is about.

It's a drinking topic. Were playing cards against humanity GETTTTT INNNN THERE!!


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 10:13:27 PM
#459:


I finally made Jim rage quit! Great day. Happy Cinco De Mayo to one and all.

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So_Hajile
05/05/20 10:15:46 PM
#460:


Her choice did give you the final point. That's just rubbing salt in the wound. >_<


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 10:18:50 PM
#461:


So_Hajile posted...
Her choice did give you the final point. That's just rubbing salt in the wound. >_<

Soaking in the beauty of it....

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 10:53:59 PM
#462:


So Jim is long gone but she'll be back and see this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd4OLzhQw0

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inloveanddeath0
05/05/20 10:55:20 PM
#463:


Oh I thought you got her warned

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MabusIncarnate
05/05/20 10:56:17 PM
#464:


I got power back a couple hours ago, fuck that was brutal I don't know how the Amish do it.

Hope you didn't really piss her off Johnny she's the backbone to our drinkin' threads.

Now I gotta go drive to fucking Walmart that's nearly 30 minutes away. I'll be around a bit later.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 10:58:08 PM
#465:


I don't think I did. Godamnit mabus why do you always lay a guilt trip on my desk before you go to Walmart?

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 10:59:12 PM
#466:


@JimCarrysToe

she's not warned

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MabusIncarnate
05/05/20 11:02:17 PM
#467:


It's the liquor bro and I don't have any in me yet. Like Snickers says, i'm not me when i'm sober.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 11:05:39 PM
#468:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's the liquor bro and I don't have any in me yet. Like Snickers says, i'm not me when i'm sober.

You've just been slammed with all kinds of shit I thought you'd have a liquor IV by now.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 11:15:43 PM
#469:


I nominate @CanuckCowboy to make the next topic.Were heading down that road and he should do it.

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WaterLink
05/05/20 11:57:03 PM
#470:


*sips ta-keel-er*
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/05/20 11:58:57 PM
#471:


Fuck yeah man I hope you nail @Harpie

SHT DIDN'T SHOW UP EITHER.

but yeah let's get fucking loaded.

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WaterLink
05/06/20 12:09:52 AM
#472:


Eh she had her chance but I'm taken now. She's probably off getting stoned anyway. Fuck yeah cheers mate *takes a swig*
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 12:13:59 AM
#473:


Oh wow man you got a gf?

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WaterLink
05/06/20 12:16:44 AM
#474:


Yeah man like a month ago we started dating. And neither of us were looking for anything serious at first is the funny part but thats how it works sometimes.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 12:21:56 AM
#475:


Mine wanted something serious but I realized you know what, i'm not getting any younger. Best sex i've ever had in my life. And I genuinely like her. I really do.

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So_Hajile
05/06/20 12:29:55 AM
#476:


I'm pretty sure after all her inquiries she made today, Harp is busy making her OF site.

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WaterLink
05/06/20 12:31:03 AM
#477:


Same here bro. We both kind of fell for each other after hanging out a couple of times. And she has a higher sex drive than me which was surprising because mine is pretty high. And she's also into gaming which is a perk for sure.
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WaterLink
05/06/20 12:32:03 AM
#478:


So_Hajile posted...
I'm pretty sure after all her inquiries she made today, Harp is busy making her OF site.

Probably. She's embracing her inner thot. And good for her. Make her money off the pathetic desperate dudes while she can
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 12:46:51 AM
#479:


WaterLink posted...
Same here bro. We both kind of fell for each other after hanging out a couple of times. And she has a higher sex drive than me which was surprising because mine is pretty high. And she's also into gaming which is a perk for sure.

I almost tore my ass muscle the other night. BIG wake up call.

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MabusIncarnate
05/06/20 12:48:02 AM
#480:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I almost tore my ass muscle the other night. BIG wake up call.
Quit shoving that baseball bat up your ass, we talked about this.

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WaterLink
05/06/20 12:50:44 AM
#481:


Oh and you'll like this, she digs 70s rock. Like a lot, that's her go to.

Lmao thats hilarious. I had to wash my sheets because I fucked her on her period (she warned me beforehand but I was horny) but some still seeped into the actual mattress. >_>
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So_Hajile
05/06/20 12:51:50 AM
#482:


WaterLink posted...
Probably. She's embracing her inner thot. And good for her. Make her money off the pathetic desperate dudes while she can
........so you're saying I should give her my coupon for free Chicken McNuggets?

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 12:53:32 AM
#483:


I think I need to start doing yoga.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 12:56:53 AM
#484:


WaterLink posted...
Oh and you'll like this, she digs 70s rock. Like a lot, that's her go to.

Lmao thats hilarious. I had to wash my sheets because I fucked her on her period (she warned me beforehand but I was horny) but some still seeped into the actual mattress. >_>

How the hell did you get the blood out?

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WaterLink
05/06/20 1:00:34 AM
#485:


By washing them just like normal really. There's still some slight marks on the sheets but nothing really noticeable. Its not red its kind of a shade or off color where it used to be. There were already marks on the sheet from my vape leaking, I just need to get some new ones soon anyway. But washing them seemed to do the job just fine for the most part.
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YugiNoob
05/06/20 1:05:07 AM
#486:


Wow I was taking a nap for this long lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:06:02 AM
#487:


I made jim rage quit. I think she might be legit pissed at me right now. But i'm drinking and have a great time with Water.

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WaterLink
05/06/20 1:10:07 AM
#488:


Only thing I feel bad about is I'm kind of a hermit and need some alone/me time so I don't want to hang out with her like all the time but she's pretty good about that too, I think she's kind of the same way so it's nice to have someone that isn't all in your shit 24/7 which some of my past girls have been. That shit's too exhausting man.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:13:25 AM
#489:


Yeah I hear you man. I like doing my own thing and now I gotta actually take her into consideration. On Friday night I made up an excuse because she wanted to spend the entire weekend with me and I .......have to get get used to that. But when we did, I genuinely started to like her a lot and i'm really cool with her.

She also told me she can't get pregnant so if she's lying I just unloaded a lot of semen in the wrong direction.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:23:43 AM
#490:


Ohhh fuck @DrizztLink

How you been man? I hear they totally shut down Gallup. How have you been? You and my filthy ex live where you live.

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WaterLink
05/06/20 1:24:00 AM
#491:


Yeah thats an adjustment because I've been living alone and single for a long time now but like I said she's kind of the same way. We are hanging out this weekend because she's off work Friday night til Sunday morning so she's spending 2 nights here for the first time so that'll be something.

She told me she went to the doctor to start getting the BC shot again because she hadn't gotten one in a while since her last boyfriend. So I ain't busted in her yet and I'm kinda scared even if she tells me it's cool because I ain't ready for kids and not even sure if I really want any I mean it's enough that it's me and her but add a baby human to the equation then idk. Just not ready.
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MabusIncarnate
05/06/20 1:27:05 AM
#492:


Getting straight shittered watching The Wire

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MabusIncarnate
05/06/20 1:27:46 AM
#493:


Johnny you gonna make the new drinkin thread? I don't know if Canuck is gonna be on tonight and Jim is stabbing a Johnny voodoo doll right now with hair pins.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:28:18 AM
#494:


I have had a prettyyyyyyy good track record of women who can't get pregnant. I like this one now so if it goes well maybe we can reverse it and see what happens, but for now there's nothing better than your gf goin to the bathroom to cleanup the mess you just made inside of her.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:28:37 AM
#495:


Ahhh fuck I guess.

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Tactical_Spork
05/06/20 1:35:34 AM
#496:


getting shitty listening to the chronic and getting dicked down in Halo

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I have had a prettyyyyyyy good track record of women who can't get pregnant. I like this one now so if it goes well maybe we can reverse it and see what happens, but for now there's nothing better than your gf goin to the bathroom to cleanup the mess you just made inside of her.
I still stay cautious because Im just like that but the older woman Ive been talking to cant get pregnant so Im lookin forward to the end of quarantine

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MabusIncarnate
05/06/20 1:37:29 AM
#497:


Fuck yeah

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WaterLink
05/06/20 1:38:19 AM
#498:


Its still nice trying to aim and see how far back you can be and still hit both her nipples while cumming. Though yes cumming in a vagina feels lovely
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thronedfire2
05/06/20 1:38:22 AM
#499:


Ketchup is gross

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/06/20 1:39:28 AM
#500:


I can't stay cautious anymore I came inside of her like a volcano enough times that either she's faulty or I am.

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