Poll of the Day > Are there still ninjas?

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Mead
02/15/20 9:42:22 PM
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Or are they only from olden times

How can we ever be certain

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darcandkharg31
02/15/20 9:43:23 PM
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Perhaps

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LinkPizza
02/15/20 9:59:05 PM
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They are around. You just wouldn't know it...
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
02/15/20 10:54:00 PM
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AFAIK, there's only one 'legit' ninja master who claims he can trace his techniques back to the shogunate.

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Sarcasthma
02/15/20 11:58:02 PM
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Yeah. Turns out the real ninjas were in our hearts all along.

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Red_Frog
02/16/20 12:00:46 AM
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I'm a ninja. Don't tell anybody.
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VeeVees
02/16/20 12:04:13 AM
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the real ninja are the friends we made along the way

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LinkPizza
02/16/20 12:06:01 AM
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Red_Frog posted...
I'm a ninja. Don't tell anybody.

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with Mead
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wolfy42
02/16/20 12:43:24 AM
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There is one behind you right now:)

poof

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FatalAccident
02/16/20 12:56:51 AM
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Thats actually a real good question.

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wolfy42
02/16/20 1:16:33 AM
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Lol

https://www.reallifeninjaacademy.com/

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Amuseum
02/16/20 2:57:17 AM
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when you hear noise like 'fufufufufu' there's a ninja around.
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Antbregante
02/16/20 3:17:40 AM
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There are. However they are mutant turtles.

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wolfy42
02/16/20 3:34:23 AM
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Antbregante posted...
There are. However they are mutant turtles.


That's where my pizza went!!!

I knew I didn't eat it that fast!!!!!!

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ParanoidObsessive
02/16/20 5:00:28 AM
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Mead posted...
Are there still ninjas?

Depends.

Do you mean real ninjas, or the black-pajama clad version that most people think of that never actually existed in the first place?
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Mead
02/16/20 5:02:54 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Depends.

Do you mean real ninjas, or the black-pajama clad version that most people think of that never actually existed in the first place?

arent you late for some obnoxiously pedantic convention

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Zacek
02/16/20 5:07:26 AM
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Yes, but they are invisible to us mortals.

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SunWuKung420
02/16/20 7:14:35 AM
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Yes

*fades into the darkness*

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bshwalker
02/16/20 7:40:51 AM
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?
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ParanoidObsessive
02/16/20 8:09:22 AM
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Mead posted...
arent you late for some obnoxiously pedantic convention

Nah, that was 5am. I was pretty early.
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GetMagnaCarter
02/16/20 8:52:03 AM
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Some say ninjas never existed
they were made up for Hong Kong cinema
and Japanese history was rewritten so any "spy" or "assassin" was retrospectively declared a ninja

of course, it's probably the ninjas saying that...

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dancer62
02/16/20 9:07:53 AM
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Just like cowboys, probably some who practice the skills but are not the magical figures of myth.

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PokemonYoutube
02/16/20 9:43:34 AM
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Nintendo has a squad of highly trained ninjas that they use to dispose of leakers.
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TongYoon
02/16/20 11:05:36 AM
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HornedLion
02/16/20 11:07:30 AM
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Rather than posting on here, you could just... Ask a ninja:

https://youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU

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jbomb1234
02/16/20 11:45:22 AM
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Yes, there is 1 ninja left in Japan and he trains new ninjas.

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pionear
02/16/20 1:46:46 PM
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Revelation34
02/16/20 2:57:42 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Rather than posting on here, you could just... Ask a ninja:

https://youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU


The original Youtuber.
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wolfy42
02/16/20 3:50:39 PM
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jbomb1234 posted...
Yes, there is 1 ninja left in Japan and he trains new ninjas.


He is not very good though since.........there is 1 ninja left in Japan.

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ParanoidObsessive
02/17/20 12:47:22 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
He is not very good though since.........there is 1 ninja left in Japan.

Actually, that implies he might be the best ninja who's ever lived:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu

Obviously, whenever he trains a new student, they eventually reach a point where they become a threat, and he has to kill them to retain his superiority. Or they kill him, and take his place, in the time-honored tradition.
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