Poll of the Day > Sleeping Beauty isn't woke enough

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Lokarin
02/15/20 12:11:24 AM
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Just sayin'

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LinkPizza
02/15/20 12:23:29 AM
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The original story had her getting flax stuck under her nail instead. She woke up because the flax was removed. "How?", you might ask. Because a baby who wanted milk sucked on her finger. "Who's baby?" is another question might have. Well, hers, of course. One of her twins. You know. The twins she gave birth to while sleeping because the prince of that story didn't think consent was needed or anything.

Though, tbh, maybe it wasn't needed back then. He was a prince, so...
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darcandkharg31
02/15/20 12:26:36 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
sleeping because the prince of that story didn't think consent was needed or anything.
and yet weirdly, that's a plot to a lot of porn "Bang sleeping chick" or something

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LinkPizza
02/15/20 12:29:29 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
and yet weirdly, that's a plot to a lot of porn "Bang sleeping chick" or something

Yep. The Grimm Brothers (AKA The Brothers Grimm) were ahead of their time...
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wwinterj25
02/15/20 1:04:18 AM
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The Brothers Grimm stories were my favourite childhood stories. Hansel and Gretel comes to mind.

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Lokarin
02/15/20 1:06:35 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
The Brothers Grimm stories were my favourite childhood stories. Hansel and Gretel comes to mind.

They were the original Disney... stealing content from ancient sources.

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wwinterj25
02/15/20 1:09:08 AM
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Lokarin posted...
They were the original Disney... stealing content from ancient sources.
I mean sure it's a well-known German fairy tale but someone has to record it somewhere right? Plus they put their own spin on things anyway.

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WhiskeyDisk
02/15/20 1:40:33 AM
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Nothing is woke enough anymore.

Everything going forward must be about race.

EVERYTHING.

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GameLord113
02/15/20 6:32:31 AM
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I actually really like that joke. Sleeping Beauty. Not woke. Funny stuff but idk if anyone else caught it.
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bigbadharry
02/15/20 9:15:47 AM
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but date rape bro?

They could always up date her to be mexican or something. A modern day sleeping beauty set in modern day brazil would be noice. >:0)
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darcandkharg31
02/15/20 9:36:50 AM
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GameLord113 posted...
I actually really like that joke. Sleeping Beauty. Not woke. Funny stuff but idk if anyone else caught it.
it totally went over my head man.

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Metalsonic66
02/15/20 9:57:14 AM
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Lokarin posted...
They were the original Disney... stealing content from ancient sources.
"Stealing"

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LinkPizza
02/15/20 2:11:52 PM
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bigbadharry posted...
but date rape bro?

n the actual story, you could just take out the date part. He just found her sleeping and thought, "What the hell? Imma put it in her."

GameLord113 posted...
I actually really like that joke. Sleeping Beauty. Not woke. Funny stuff but idk if anyone else caught it.

I did. But I also wanted to mention the real story. I mean, it wasn't too hidden or anything. And I think I've seen it somewhere like that before. Probably reddit. Reddit says a lot of things... Or maybe it was here at a different time...
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GreenKnight127
02/15/20 2:22:43 PM
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Does anyone else find it incredibly ironic how in their desperation to make movies as "woke" as possible, they are being paradoxically more racist and sexist than ever before?

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wolfy42
02/15/20 2:54:45 PM
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Bah that's nothing. You should read Anne Rices version (forget the pen name she used). It's a trilogy in fact.

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Noop_Noop
02/15/20 4:49:29 PM
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I think y'all may have missed the joke here

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The_tall_midget
02/15/20 5:00:15 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Nothing is woke enough anymore.

Everything going forward must be about race.

EVERYTHING.

Want to find actual racists? Find the people always screaming about race.

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DevilSummoner1
02/15/20 6:12:08 PM
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Noop_Noop posted...
I think y'all may have missed the joke here

lmao this

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wolfy42
02/15/20 6:53:32 PM
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Here you guys go, I wouldn't suggest listening to this as an audio book at work though.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003QP4DU4/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

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