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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/16/20 3:01:52 PM
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Ready, go.

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Jabodie
01/16/20 3:02:42 PM
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Imo they sold redo it as a show on a streaming platform.

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:05:39 PM
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So this random black girl turns out to be this super ultra powerful wizard.

Her best friend is a ftm asian.
There is hints of a budding relationship between them.

Harry is older now and hates magic. He says magic is a mistake and all wizards must stop using magic and become like muggles.

Long story short, Harry is revealed to not be the true horcrux and Voldenort returns to admit the new random black girl star is actually the ultimate horcrux and Harry's adventure was all pretend so he could bide his time.

She obvious kills Voldemort once and for all and Harry says she is the true potter and resigns his name to her.

and for no reason the asian dude is kinda dropped as in never goes anywhere and romance never happens
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pikachupwnage
01/16/20 3:11:38 PM
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Voldemort is brought back to life and unvanishes all the vanished poop from before wizards had toilets.

Millions die.

He still tries to kill Harry himself and with the power of all the TERF wizards from the past Harry overpowers the Final Avada Kedavra which is a bunch of elder wands fashioned into a wand the size of a large tree.

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Sir Will
01/16/20 3:19:39 PM
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Cursed Child was already a shit follow-up to it.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/16/20 3:20:50 PM
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I'm on board as long as it erases Cursed Child.

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The_Ivory_Man
01/16/20 3:22:36 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Cursed Child was already a shit follow-up to it.

Yeah this

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garan
01/16/20 3:22:37 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Cursed Child was already a shit follow-up to it.


And, fittingly, it shit all over canon, retconned a bunch of important things, and ruined several of the characters. In other words, just like the sequel trilogy!
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HylianFox
01/16/20 3:23:51 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Cursed Child was already a shit follow-up to it.

Honestly, I had completely forgotten about this. It was that bad.

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RebelElite791
01/16/20 3:26:36 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
So this random black girl turns out to be this super ultra powerful wizard.

Her best friend is a ftm asian.
There is hints of a budding relationship between them.

Harry is older now and hates magic. He says magic is a mistake and all wizards must stop using magic and become like muggles.

Long story short, Harry is revealed to not be the true horcrux and Voldenort returns to admit the new random black girl star is actually the ultimate horcrux and Harry's adventure was all pretend so he could bide his time.

She obvious kills Voldemort once and for all and Harry says she is the true potter and resigns his name to her.

and for no reason the asian dude is kinda dropped as in never goes anywhere and romance never happens
Really giving away that you hate Rey and Poe for being female and black with this dumbass post

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:32:16 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Really giving away that you hate Rey and Poe for being female and black with this dumbass post

Wrong.

The point is J.K. Rowling is the author. If she made a new Harry Potter, the main character would be a black girl because J.K. Rowling is desperate for woke points.
We know this from her twitter.

Actually, now that I think about it, I messed up. J.k. wouldn't make a trans character. I forgot she is one of those feminists who are against them.

Btw Poe?
You mean Finn.
I liked Finn and didn't like how his char went nowhere.
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ssk9716757
01/16/20 3:34:57 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
The point is J.K. Rowling is the author. If she made a new Harry Potter, thr main character would be a black girl


why does the main character have to be white by default?

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Sir Will
01/16/20 3:36:33 PM
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She also talks a big game but does little. She said the black comment, which should have been phrased differently, cause that's who they cast. She made the Dumbledore is gay statement but it has yet to actually be hinted at in any movie or written work.
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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:37:31 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
why does the main character have to be white by default?

They don't, but if Rowling made this, we know what she is doing. She literally turned Hermione black to score woke points... an already existing character.

Btw, I liked Rey also at first.
The issue with Rey is she is a Mary Sue designed to make the story of Luke essentially pointless and replace him rather than enhance his trilogy. This is deliberate on Disney's part.
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ssk9716757
01/16/20 3:39:00 PM
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Sir Will posted...
She made the Dumbledore is gay statement but it has yet to actually be hinted at in any movie or written work.

that's because gay people are normal people like everyone else

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HylianFox
01/16/20 3:39:33 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
She literally turned Hermione black to score woke points...

To be fair, the books never actually stated Hermione's race, just that she had bushy brown hair (which a black-ish person could have)

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ssk9716757
01/16/20 3:40:08 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
They don't, but if Rowling made this, we know what she is doing. She literally turned Hermione black to score woke points... an already existing character.

how do you know she did that to score woke points?

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:40:42 PM
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HylianFox posted...
To be fair, the books never actually stated Hermione's race, just that she had bushy brown hair (which a black-ish person could have)

Actually they did.
https://amp.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/apfyo6/to_claim_hermione_was_black/
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creativerealms
01/16/20 3:41:27 PM
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The Cursed Child is worse then the sequel trilogy.

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:42:16 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
how do you know she did that to score woke points?

Because anyone who actually payed attention to the books knows Hermiione was white, she was white in the films, cover art etc.

But Rowling ignores this because...?

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/ai5mqn/hermione_granger_is_white_and_it_doesnt_matter/
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ssk9716757
01/16/20 3:44:13 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Because anyone who actually payed attention to the books knows Hermiione was white, she was white in the films, cover art etc.

But Rowling ignores this because...?

because she might actually care about racial issues

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:46:09 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
because she might actually care about racial issues

What racial issues are in Harry Potter?

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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 3:52:40 PM
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Btw, ppl like Rebel who defend the ST under the guise of sexism are extremely disingenous, grossly so.

Fans loved Mara Jade. Did they ever get upset that Mara was a strong female lead? Nope.
Why not?
Mara didn't deliberately make Luke, Yoda, etc irrelevant and look like chumps.

Mara was a trained Jedi, a part of a legacy.

The Rey issue is she just comes out of nowhere, is more powerful than established characters without any good explanation why until the 3rd movie, and yet it is still a poor explanation.

Either they created her to be like "hey girls, in star wars a female is the greatest jedi of all! Buy our dolls!"

Or they were grossly imcompetent.

Either way could be true. Both are bad. And neither view redeems the character.

It is like Disney pretending captain Marvel is the first powerful female superhero... forgetting about black widow, scarlet witch etc.

Thanks goodness bw gets a movie finally
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Darmik
01/16/20 3:57:47 PM
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It's pretty inevitable.

People complain about the sequel trilogy but at least people actually went out in droves to watch them and talk about them unlike Fantastic Beasts. Warner Bros is probably pretty excited to be done with those.

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The_Ivory_Man
01/16/20 3:59:41 PM
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HylianFox posted...
To be fair, the books never actually stated Hermione's race, just that she had bushy brown hair (which a black-ish person could have)

There's numerous times where they mention or suggest her being white.

Harry mentions that her skin is now brown because of her vacation, because she got tan.

Harry mentions she looks like a panda with a black eye (guess what she would have to be for this joke to make sense)

She openly described as going white when she's surprised and is described as pale again at other points.

JK Rowling's drawings have her being white (the illustrations for the books as well), and she was saying how Emma Watson was just what she pictured.

It would have been fine is he was like "It's a play it doesn't matter" or saying she was the best for the part or whatever.

But she didn't, she tried to claim her race was ambiguous, but it wasn't at all.


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darkphoenix181
01/16/20 4:00:59 PM
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The_Ivory_Man posted...
It would have been fine is he was like "It's a play it doesn't matter" or saying she was the best for the part or whatever.

But she didn't, she tried to claim her race was ambiguous, but it wasn't at all.

Yep.

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ssk9716757
01/16/20 4:41:56 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
What racial issues are in Harry Potter?

tons of anti-muggle/mudblood stuff

j/k I know you're being intentionally obtuse but Rowling is using Harry Potter's massive popularity to give representation to a black character

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Jabodie
01/16/20 4:45:26 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
tons of anti-muggle/mudblood stuff

j/k I know you're being intentionally obtuse but Rowling is using Harry Potter's massive popularity to give representation to a black character
Wouldn't have made more sense to make the main cast of the new movies people of color? As far as I'm aware the majority of the main cast is white, right?

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ssk9716757
01/16/20 4:58:59 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Wouldn't have made more sense to make the main cast of the new movies people of color? As far as I'm aware the majority of the main cast is white, right?

yes but their race doesn't have anything to do with their character so it's a pretty inconsequential change

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Jabodie
01/16/20 6:28:09 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
yes but their race doesn't have anything to do with their character so it's a pretty inconsequential change
Indeed, so inconsequential that it offers no actual or meaningful representation.

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ssk9716757
01/16/20 7:07:06 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Indeed, so inconsequential that it offers no actual or meaningful representation.

Nah man Harry Potter is huge lmao

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Jabodie
01/16/20 8:07:47 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
Nah man Harry Potter is huge lmao
Unlike Rowling's efforts to support diversity.

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creativerealms
01/16/20 8:54:16 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Btw, ppl like Rebel who defend the ST under the guise of sexism are extremely disingenous, grossly so.

Fans loved Mara Jade. Did they ever get upset that Mara was a strong female lead? Nope.
Why not?
Mara didn't deliberately make Luke, Yoda, etc irrelevant and look like chumps.

Mara was a trained Jedi, a part of a legacy.

The Rey issue is she just comes out of nowhere, is more powerful than established characters without any good explanation why until the 3rd movie, and yet it is still a poor explanation.

Either they created her to be like "hey girls, in star wars a female is the greatest jedi of all! Buy our dolls!"

Or they were grossly imcompetent.

Either way could be true. Both are bad. And neither view redeems the character.

It is like Disney pretending captain Marvel is the first powerful female superhero... forgetting about black widow, scarlet witch etc.

Thanks goodness bw gets a movie finally
What are you talking about. They never pretended Captain Marvel was the first female superhero. First to get her own movie sure but that's it.

Oh and most fans don't even know the extended universe exists. And really it was never canon. You can hate Rey all you want but it won't change that the EU never mattered.

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Hinakuluiau
01/16/20 9:02:55 PM
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Sir Will posted...
She made the Dumbledore is gay statement but it has yet to actually be hinted at in any movie or written work.
Bro I read the 7th book and thought he was gay with Grindelward years before she said he was gay (and she didn't announce it like she does the poop stuff, that was a question from a fan about if he ever loved and she answered it)

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AlisLandale
01/16/20 9:10:37 PM
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Are people still upset about Hermione being black in a stage play?

Like damn. It doesnt matter if the books dont mention her race, or if they came out and explicitly called her the whitest person since Frosty the Snowman. Its a stage play lol.

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ssk9716757
01/16/20 9:17:22 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Unlike Rowling's efforts to support diversity.


she made Hermione black. thats a huge gesture

AlisLandale posted...
Are people still upset about Hermione being black in a stage play?

Like damn. It doesnt matter if the books dont mention her race, or if they came out and explicitly called her the whitest person since Frosty the Snowman. Its a stage play lol.

its literally the same thing as a different actor playing her, I dont get what the big deal is (well actually I do get it coughracismcough)

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EnterTheTekken
01/16/20 9:18:24 PM
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The Last Muggle.

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AlisLandale
01/16/20 9:24:10 PM
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ssk9716757 posted...
she made Hermione black. thats a huge gesture

its literally the same thing as a different actor playing her, I dont get what the big deal is (well actually I do get it coughracismcough)

lol. Character design matters, and skin color is a part of it. Nerds would complain about the movies casting a Black Hermione. But nerds also complain about whether or not Superman wears his underwear on the outside.

Dont fall into this dumb meme of if their race isnt important to their character...!. Their race doesnt have to be important. Thats like saying spider-man doesnt need to wear a costume! He could fight crime in a Hamtaro onesie you can do that if you want, but there better be an interesting story behind it >_>

stage plays have a long tradition, though, of doing whatever the fuck they want with casting. And nerds whose only culture is MCU and Harry Potter think that stage plays doing what stage plays have done for all time is an attack on their precious IP.

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Sir Will
01/16/20 10:43:35 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Are people still upset about Hermione being black in a stage play?

Like damn. It doesnt matter if the books dont mention her race, or if they came out and explicitly called her the whitest person since Frosty the Snowman. Its a stage play lol.

Some are racist. Some I think just had an issue with Rowling's response to it. Encouraging it would be fine but stating the book didn't indicate anything either way when people had proof otherwise was dumb. Some just felt she was trying to score points. Then again, it's not like she can remember every word she wrote.
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InfinityMonster
01/16/20 10:58:00 PM
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They should do it Dragon Ball Super style. Harry is now the most powerful wizard in the galaxy.

Or so he thinks.

Enter alien wizards.

A powerful alien wizard arrives on Earth looking to kill Harry and take over Earth. It turns out Harry is completely unmatched, forcing him to do the unthinkable. Resurrect Voldemort.

Can two lifelong enemies set aside their differences to save Earth? Find out next time on Harry Potter Super.


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Supernatural
01/18/20 12:30:08 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Really giving away that you hate Rey and Poe for being female and black with this dumbass post
How ironic


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darkphoenix181
01/18/20 12:32:19 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
you. fucking. people. are choosing the WRONG FUCKING THINGS to complain about in the new movies. jesus christ, this is why posters like Ninja just completely troll and write off anyone who expresses disinterest toward the new star wars movies

So Rey is a woman. So the fuck what? Fucking grow up dude

Mara Jade is a woman.

Rey being female is not the issue.
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darkphoenix181
01/18/20 12:34:35 AM
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creativerealms posted...
What are you talking about. They never pretended Captain Marvel was the first female superhero. First to get her own movie sure but that's it.

She is not the first to get her own movie, but Marvel pretended she was and certain people bought into it.

There was a huge CE topic about this back before it came out.

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darkphoenix181
01/18/20 12:38:56 AM
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@AlisLandale posted...
Are people still upset about Hermione being black in a stage play?

Like damn. It doesnt matter if the books dont mention her race, or if they came out and explicitly called her the whitest person since Frosty the Snowman. Its a stage play lol.

No. It is not the play but Rowling, the person who literally wrote Hermione being white in the books saying she did not make Hermione white in the books that is the issue.

A play can do whatever it wants. An author being like "that excerpt from my book does not exist" is bafflingm
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AlisLandale
01/18/20 12:42:04 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
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No. It is not the play but Rowling, the person who literally wrote Hermione being white in the books saying she did not make Hermione white in the books that is the issue.

A play can do whatever it wants. An author being like "that excerpt from my book does not exist" is bafflingm

That was weird, but please dont forget she was reacting to the people acting outraged by the casting decision.

And tbh, the only reference I saw people bringing up in response to Rowling was one line from Book 4. Theres plenty to rag Rowling on, theres no need to grill her for forgetting one line of text. >_>


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darkphoenix181
01/18/20 12:44:00 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Theres plenty to rag Rowling on, theres no need to grill her for forgetting one line of text. >_>

See post 26. It isn't one line.
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IShall_Run_Amok
01/18/20 12:46:53 AM
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The first one is the best since the originals, if a little dull and safe.

The second is almost as good as the originals, and is widely panned by fans, oftentimes for nonsensical reasons.

The third is a complete cock-up.

In between there are two spin offs.

And a TV show which turns out to be a story about a baby elf, who is called Baby Darby by the fans, is very well liked.

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EverDownward
01/18/20 12:49:24 AM
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ssk9716757 posted...
yes but their race doesn't have anything to do with their character so it's a pretty inconsequential change
i don't think changing someone's entire skin pigmentation is "inconsequential."

there's a reason people get mad when established lore is disrupted, and it's because the established lore was disrupted.

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