Poll of the Day > still a virgin at 46.

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LinkPizza posted...

Which you could also find online. Some of them might even be online, as well... I don't see how the sex you'll get will be different as 1.) you don't know what kind of sex you'll have with either partner, 2.) You don't even know what kind of sex you like, and 3.) You've never had it.

But you act like having sex with your friend would have been bad because you do it once. And how do you know you'll be able to get girls in a bar or club more than once? Or even once? Especially since you said you were ugly...

It has to be in a bar/club setting. Or really, any setting that isn't specifically about matchmaking. And it has to be done that night. It's not just about the sex. It's about being chosen in that kind of environment. You claim you see bathroom blowjobs as regular as a rainstorm where you go, I just don't see them. So constant bathroom blowjobs are really special in my mind right now.

And sex with my friend? What friend? My ex-girlfriend, or the guy who's gonna wingman me this Tuesday? If you mean the latter, did you mean to word that as "Sex with whoever my friend hooks me up with?"

LinkPizza posted...

That's actually just common sense. Even a child who has seen a tv show could tell you that...

TV isn't real life. That's also advice I've heard. Not to take your hookup lessons from TV.

FrothySolutions posted...

It has to be in a bar/club setting. Or really, any setting that isn't specifically about matchmaking. And it has to be done that night. It's not just about the sex. It's about being chosen in that kind of environment. You claim you see bathroom blowjobs as regular as a rainstorm where you go, I just don't see them. So constant bathroom blowjobs are really special in my mind right now.

And sex with my friend? What friend? My ex-girlfriend, or the guy who's gonna wingman me this Tuesday? If you mean the latter, did you mean to word that as "Sex with whoever my friend hooks me up with?"

TV isn't real life. That's also advice I've heard. Not to take your hookup lessons from TV.

You're right, better to take your hookup lessons from the poll of the day forum on a video game message board.


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Doompa posted...

You're right, better to take your hookup lessons from the poll of the day forum on a video game message board.

There are real people that I can talk to on PotD. But TV is fiction.

FrothySolutions posted...

That wouldn't work. 40-Year-Old Virgin ends with Steve Carell having sex with Catherine Keener. He's not a virgin anymore.

Nah, actually if I was making the movie, i'd have Steve's character actually help your character (not you, but the person who plays you) actually get laid at 50!! It would be the perfect sequel, especially since Steve looks like he's 60+ at this point so it could be like 20 years in the future, and you could be his nephew or something.


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FrothySolutions posted...

It has to be in a bar/club setting. Or really, any setting that isn't specifically about matchmaking. And it has to be done that night. It's not just about the sex. It's about being chosen in that kind of environment. You claim you see bathroom blowjobs as regular as a rainstorm where you go, I just don't see them. So constant bathroom blowjobs are really special in my mind right now.

And sex with my friend? What friend? My ex-girlfriend, or the guy who's gonna wingman me this Tuesday? If you mean the latter, did you mean to word that as "Sex with whoever my friend hooks me up with?"

Yes. Meet a girl on a site or app and invite her to the bar or club. You will LITERALLY be in a bar of club setting if you invite them there. I don't understand what you don't understand about it. You can even role-play and pretend you don't know her. And you can easily go at night. People usually like meeting for sex at night. And based on the information provided, you probably won't be chosen in that environment on your own, so take that for what it is. You also haven't had sex at all. So it should all be special in your mind, if we're being honest... Though, role-play is still an option...

The friend I was mentioning in the second part is about the girl you claimed to be your girlfriend.

It sound like you're not looking for sex. You're looking for something. If this was about sex, you could easier find someone. You want something different, though... It's not about you being a virgin and wanted to lose your virginity. It's about whatever weird fetish you think you have...

FrothySolutions posted...

TV isn't real life. That's also advice I've heard. Not to take your hookup lessons from TV.

Sure. But sometimes it's based off of real life. And even watching a tv show would tell you going to a club or bar with friends makes thing easier. Again, that's just common sense, though... Which is why people are doing it all the time. And you said you've seen it yourself. So, it's really nothing you didn't know...

FrothySolutions posted...

There are real people that I can talk to on PotD. But TV is fiction.

It's fiction, but not everything is very different from how the world works. Obviously, based onhow tv club and bar scenes show people doing much better in groups. But keep pretending that this board is better. But then again, you're probably just an alt of a regular...
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FrothySolutions posted...

There are real people that I can talk to on PotD. But TV is fiction.

I've yelled at more people on TV then on PoTD.

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He should watch those harem animes or play those anime porn games. They obviously mimic real life just like this board.

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LinkPizza posted...

Yes. Meet a girl on a site or app and invite her to the bar or club. You will LITERALLY be in a bar of club setting if you invite them there. I don't understand what you don't understand about it. You can even role-play and pretend you don't know her. And you can easily go at night. People usually like meeting for sex at night. And based on the information provided, you probably won't be chosen in that environment on your own, so take that for what it is. You also haven't had sex at all. So it should all be special in your mind, if we're being honest... Though, role-play is still an option...

The friend I was mentioning in the second part is about the girl you claimed to be your girlfriend.

It sound like you're not looking for sex. You're looking for something. If this was about sex, you could easier find someone. You want something different, though...

Roleplay??? Ugggghhhhh... no, no, it's gotta be real. And it doesn't count if I know her beforehand. It's not about having sex in a bathroom, it's about having sex in a bathroom with someone I just met in the building that the bathroom is in. Nothing pre-arranged, it has to be spontaneous. Because spontaneous sex with strangers is a lot harder, for me, to come by. And if I could pull off this feat, that would be cool.

So you're kinda right in that I'm not looking for sex for the sake of sex. I'm looking for spontaneous sex with strangers, because of the nature of that kind of thing.

LinkPizza posted...

But keep pretending that this board is better. But then again, you're probably just an alt of a regular...

This board, and any board, is better than a TV because you can't ask a TV questions and get responses.

Doompa posted...

He should watch those harem animes or play those anime porn games. They obviously mimic real life just like this board.

Real people will always be closer to reality than eroge fantasy. Real people are real.

FrothySolutions posted...

Real people will always be closer to reality than eroge fantasy. Real people are real.

Eroge fantasy is made by real people though. Who are also real.

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FrothySolutions posted...

This board, and any board, is better than a TV because you can't ask a TV questions and get responses.

Wait...the TV doesn't answer back for you guys?

*worried*

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Doompa posted...

Eroge fantasy is made by real people though. Who are also real.

Real people write fiction. We're just talking here.

FrothySolutions posted...

Roleplay??? Ugggghhhhh... no, no, it's gotta be real. And it doesn't count if I know her beforehand. It's not about having sex in a bathroom, it's about having sex in a bathroom with someone I just met in the building that the bathroom is in. Nothing pre-arranged, it has to be spontaneous. Because spontaneous sex with strangers is a lot harder, for me, to come by. And if I could pull off this feat, that would be cool.

So you're kinda right in that I'm not looking for sex for the sake of sex. I'm looking for spontaneous sex with strangers, because of the nature of that kind of thing.

Technically, the sex would still count. I don't know why it wouldn't...

There are about the same level of spontaneous. You can meet someone on a site or app and be having sex with them within minutes, depending on how close they live.

But whatever. I tried to help, but you don't need our help. Only you friend can really help you. We could tell you 100 things. But without being there, none of it really helps. We can't tell you what to wear because we don't know the girls who would be there. Which is the same reason we can't tell you how to act, what to say, or what you need to look for. If you were looking for sex, I could help. And I gave you adivce. For what you're looking for, you're on your own... Well, you have you friend, I guess...

FrothySolutions posted...

This board, and any board, is better than a TV because you can't ask a TV questions and get responses.

Except you don't always need a tv to answer back. Literally watching a show where a group of friends go to a club together tells you it's probably better to go with friends or have a wingman. There's no real question to be asked. It's just showing you something. Kind of like an educational video...

FrothySolutions posted...

Real people write fiction. We're just talking here.

We're typing. We could be typing fiction. I sure think you are, at least...
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LinkPizza posted...

Technically, the sex would still count. I don't know why it wouldn't...

There are about the same level of spontaneous. You can meet someone on a site or app and be having sex with them within minutes, depending on how close they live.

But whatever. I tried to help, but you don't need our help. Only you friend can really help you. We could tell you 100 things. But without being there, none of it really helps. We can't tell you what to wear because we don't know the girls who would be there. Which is the same reason we can't tell you how to act, what to say, or what you need to look for. If you were looking for sex, I could help. And I gave you adivce. For what you're looking for, you're on your own... Well, you have you friend, I guess...

You keep trying to offer alternatives to sex with night club strangers. If you're frustrated that I'm not taking that advice, you shouldn't be, because you know that I explicitly stated that I'm not gonna do anything but have sex with strangers in night clubs. It's that, or bust.

This is not about sex for the sake of sex. It's about being picked in a situation where it would be unlikely that I'm picked. That's why it doesn't count. I've been picked on Tinder before, what I want is to be picked in a scenario that's harder than that. And I already said that too.

FrothySolutions posted...

You keep trying to offer alternatives to sex with night club strangers. If you're frustrated that I'm not taking that advice, you shouldn't be, because you know that I explicitly stated that I'm not gonna do anything but have sex with strangers in night clubs. It's that, or bust.

This is not about sex for the sake of sex. It's about being picked in a situation where it would be unlikely that I'm picked. That's why it doesn't count. I've been picked on Tinder before, what I want is to be picked in a scenario that's harder than that. And I already said that too.

I offered alternatives because I thought you just wanted to lose your virginity at first. Since that's what you made it sound like. But that's not what you wanted. I also gave you ways to have trashy bar/club sex, but that's not what you wanted, either. Not in the way that you could have it, at least... But you just want... something else... Or think that's what you want...

No matter what you say, it would literally count as sex. LITERALLY... But like I said, I don't even believe you're a real person, so I don't really care anymore. You're most likely someone's alt... Your account was made last a month. And is probably mostly this topic, if not only this topic... So, it's whatever.

And I'm not frustrated you're not taking my advice. I just wanted to help a person out, but it was just a troll topic/account...
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LinkPizza posted...

I offered alternatives because I thought you just wanted to lose your virginity at first. Since that's what you made it sound like. But that's not what you wanted. I also gave you ways to have trashy bar/club sex, but that's not what you wanted, either. Not in the way that you could have it, at least... But you just want... something else... Or think that's what you want...

No matter what you say, it would literally count as sex. LITERALLY... But like I said, I don't even believe you're a real person, so I don't really care anymore. You're most likely someone's alt... Your account was made last a month. And is probably mostly this topic, if not only this topic... So, it's whatever.

And I'm not frustrated you're not taking my advice. I just wanted to help a person out, but it was just a troll topic/account...

I told you what I want. To be picked in a scenario where it's harder to be picked than on Tinder. If you had alternatives that were that, we'd have another story on our hands. This isn't just about sex, and it's not just about the bar. It's about being picked by a stranger in a particular scenario.

FrothySolutions posted...

I told you what I want. To be picked in a scenario where it's harder to be picked than on Tinder. If you had alternatives that were that, we'd have another story on our hands. This isn't just about sex, and it's not just about the bar. It's about being picked by a stranger in a particular scenario.

So, we can't help with that. Only people with you can. So, there was no reason to even ask here... So, whatever...
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LinkPizza posted...

So, we can't help with that. Only people with you can. So, there was no reason to even ask here... So, whatever...

There isn't? If I say "Hey I'm getting ready to try meeting new people in a bar and having sex with them" there's ZERO advice that can be offered?

FrothySolutions posted...

There isn't? If I say "Hey I'm getting ready to try meeting new people in a bar and having sex with them" there's ZERO advice that can be offered?

Yeah. Because we don't know who you're going to meet or what they're going to like. There's nothing we can do to help... Besides, you're not talking about just having sex. You're talking about them picking you out and having sex with you at the club or bar. Which is different...
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My only advice, temper expectations
You are acting like it is a sure thing with yout buddy as a wingman, but it isnt. You go in thinking it will happen you will leave feeling depressed

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Ogurisama posted...

My only advice, temper expectations
You are acting like it is a sure thing with yout buddy as a wingman, but it isnt. You go in thinking it will happen you will leave feeling depressed

I'm not though, I said early on I don't expect it to work.

LinkPizza posted...

So, we can't help with that. Only people with you can. So, there was no reason to even ask here... So, whatever...

FrothySolutions posted...

I told you what I want. To be picked in a scenario where it's harder to be picked than on Tinder. If you had alternatives that were that, we'd have another story on our hands. This isn't just about sex, and it's not just about the bar. It's about being picked by a stranger in a particular scenario.

Didn't you admit that you're ugly?
The question here is: what do you have to offer women other than your looks?
In other words., what would make a woman decide to sleep with you?

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SusanGreenEyes posted...

Didn't you admit that you're ugly?
The question here is: what do you have to offer women other than your looks?
In other words., what would make a woman decide to sleep with you?

I am ugly, yes. But my friend assures me this will work. I don't think it will, but I might as well try his idea. So I don't know what I offer, if anything.

But suppose I am ugly. Women don't wanna have sex with people they aren't attracted to, I think that goes for everyone. Am I just screwed?

FrothySolutions posted...

Every ten minutes he asks with the same tone of amazement in his voice:
So you are 46 and still a virgin?

I've never understood some adults fixation on other folks sex life or lack of. A older or even younger virgin who is a adult could very easy pay for it if sex is all they want and they struggle to get it. Chances are though these folk want more than that. As for cruising for folk to fuck? Don't ask me as I've never even tried that and probably never will.


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wwinterj25 posted...

I've never understood some adults fixation on other folks sex life or lack of. A older or even younger virgin who is a adult could very easy pay for it if sex is all they want and they struggle to get it. Chances are though these folk want more than that. As for cruising for folk to fuck? Don't ask me as I've never even tried that and probably never will.

I'm sorry about my friend. I hope your life is happy, at least.

FrothySolutions posted...

I'm sorry about my friend. I hope your life is happy, at least.

Oh it is. Much more to life than meaningless sex. Could it be better? Sure but I doubt most folk are 100% happy with their life.

FrothySolutions posted...

I don't wanna just lose my virginity for the sake of losing my virginity. I want it to be special.

The problem with this is you're wanting to go to a bar to find someone for sex. If this is actually legit you know that's not how one night things work right and chances are that's all you'll get if anything from "chatting up" a random person. I'd even say you need confidence to even be successful in finding a hook up in real life in a club/bar.

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wwinterj25 posted...

The problem with this is you're wanting to go to a bar to find someone for sex. If this is actually legit you know that's not how one night things work right and chances are that's all you'll get if anything from "chatting up" a random person.

According to him, by special, he means trashy bathroom sex, apparently. Not special like a girlfriend or anything... And that's what he said he wanted. I'm not making that up... Though, I guess he wants something spontaneous. Or being chosen in a place where he normally wouldn't be chosen...
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FrothySolutions posted...

I am ugly, yes. But my friend assures me this will work. I don't think it will, but I might as well try his idea. So I don't know what I offer, if anything.

But suppose I am ugly. Women don't wanna have sex with people they aren't attracted to, I think that goes for everyone. Am I just screwed?

Not everyone is visually stimulated, and there are girls who consider themselves ugly and look for guys that are similar,there are girls that find "ugly" guys attractive as well. There are girls who just want a guy that will treat them well and appreciate them, there is honestly pretty much a person for everyone, if you actually go out there and look.

So yeah, if you wanna find someone, you prioratize it and actually put effort in, you'll find someone, pretty much no matter who you are or how you look.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Oh it is. Much more to life than meaningless sex. Could it be better? Sure but I doubt most folk are 100% happy with their life.

The problem with this is you're wanting to go to a bar to find someone for sex. If this is actually legit you know that's not how one night things work right and chances are that's all you'll get if anything from "chatting up" a random person. I'd even say you need confidence to even be successful in finding a hook up in real life in a club/bar.

One night of fun with a person is all I want. Then another night of fun with someone else. Then a couple of nights of fun with a third person, maybe. 'Cause the dick is so good, I'm a preferred penis in her Big Dick Book. The book is big, not the dick. My dick is small.

wolfy42 posted...

So yeah, if you wanna find someone, you prioratize it and actually put effort in, you'll find someone, pretty much no matter who you are or how you look.

*listens intently*

FrothySolutions posted...

One night of fun with a person is all I want. Then another night of fun with someone else. Then a couple of nights of fun with a third person, maybe. 'Cause the dick is so good, I'm a preferred penis in her Big Dick Book. The book is big, not the dick. My dick is small.

That certainly sounds like wishful thinking.... well save for the small penis part.

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wwinterj25 posted...

*listens intently*

Are you looking too?

FrothySolutions posted...

*listens intently*

Look, I don't do much anymore, I'm old and lazy and I barely volunteer, but seriously there are women who are just plain out lonely, and I'm not even talking about just women over 50 etc. If you are willing to listen and be company for someone, no matter what gender you are, how you look etc, if your not an absolute horrid person, you can find someone. There are more lonely people out there then people in relationships, or at least it seems that way to me.

This becomes more and more true the older you get, and honestly it's really sad. I actually do feel bad about not finding another person and making their life happier. I did a great job with Linda the whole time we were together, but I just have no energy left, I can't do that again and I can't take a chance at someone I am responsible for, care about getting sick etc.

But if you still have the energy, if you actually want a relationship, you can have one, there are people out there who need you, want you and are sad without you. Find one, because they sure hope you will.

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LinkPizza posted...

According to him, by special, he means trashy bathroom sex, apparently. Not special like a girlfriend or anything... And that's what he said he wanted. I'm not making that up... Though, I guess he wants something spontaneous. Or being chosen in a place where he normally wouldn't be chosen...

Yeah. It's confusing as when folk say "special" they normally mean something more than meaningless sex. I don't understand why he doesn't just pay for it honestly.

FrothySolutions posted...

Are you looking too?

Define looking. I'm not actively seeking someone but do enjoy some protips from the veterans. Even more so to a forever alone like myself.

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just fuck a prostitute homie

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wwinterj25 posted...

Yeah. It's confusing as when folk say "special" they normally mean something more than meaningless sex. I don't understand why he doesn't just pay for it honestly.

I even gave him advice about apps and sites. He said he's even met someone on the site before. But apparently, that was too easy. Which is why he's still a virgin, I guess. He also had a girlfriend for 2 years, but I guess they didn't find each other attractive. So they never had sex...
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wolfy42 posted...

If you are willing to listen and be company for someone, no matter what gender you are, how you look etc, if your not an absolute horrid person, you can find someone. There are more lonely people out there then people in relationships, or at least it seems that way to me.

Time for me to get down the local bingo halls. Thanks man.

LinkPizza posted...

I even gave him advice about apps and sites. He said he's even met someone on the site before. But apparently, that was too easy. Which is why he's still a virgin, I guess. He also had a girlfriend for 2 years, but I guess they didn't find each other attractive. So they never had sex...

It also can be easy for some folk in clubs/bars but the TC doesn't strike me as one of those people. One would think IF you've had success on dating app you would go to the same well again.


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Wow the obvious troll/alt really sucked you guys in this time lmao, and no it's not me. But seriously the level of naivety in here is exponential to the norm.

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peanutt121 posted...

Wow the obvious troll/alt really sucked you guys in this time lmao

Why do you assume that?


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wwinterj25 posted...

forever alone

Aw, damn it. You hate to see it. I'm sorry. I believe in you though. And I'm Tinder also isn't your bag?

wwinterj25 posted...

One would think IF you've had success on dating app you would go to the same well again.

You would think so... Most people would. But it's too easy for him. And it's not just about sex, apparently...
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FrothySolutions posted...

Tinder also isn't your bag?

Tinder certainly isn't for me. If I wanted to get rejected I'd rather get rejected in real life.

LinkPizza posted...

You would think so... Most people would. But it's too easy for him. And it's not just about sex, apparently...

Pfft some guys just can't make up their minds.

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Smarkil posted...

just fuck a prostitute homie

That's not gonna cut the capocollo.

wwinterj25 posted...

Tinder certainly isn't for me. If I wanted to get rejected I'd rather get rejected in real life.

Have you tried Tinder?

FrothySolutions posted...

Have you tried Tinder?

I have and got bored quickly. I've done online dating in the past(before dating apps) but it never turned into anything worthwhile. Real life as a starting point is my preference otherwise I don't bother. Mind you I barely bother in real life despite going to bars and pubs often so meh.

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wwinterj25 posted...

I have and got bored quickly. I've done online dating in the past(before dating apps) but it never turned into anything worthwhile. Real life as a starting point is my preference otherwise I don't bother. Mind you I barely bother in real life despite going to bars and pubs often so meh.

Well, I really do feel like Tinder is easier. But like me, you don't want it. What exactly do you want, and why, if I can ask?

FrothySolutions posted...

Well, I really do feel like Tinder is easier. But like me, you don't want it. What exactly do you want, and why, if I can ask?

I want to meet someone and settle down once I've got my life where I want it to be. I'm not against things that may naturally happen before that but I'm not actively seeking those things right now. I've no interest in meaningless sex as it's just that.

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wwinterj25 posted...

I want to meet someone and settle down once I've got my life where I want it to be. I'm not against things that may naturally happen before that but I'm not actively seeking those things right now. I've no interest in meaningless sex as it's just that.

And Tinder is too full of meaningless sex, by what you've seen?

FrothySolutions posted...

And Tinder is too full of meaningless sex, by what you've seen?

Tinder is "meaningless sex the app". Some folk get more out of it than that sure but as I said I got bored quick. That's enough about me though. You're the one seeking sex at clubs/bars... special sex. I hope your friend is a good wingman or you may have to fuck his girl in a threeway.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Tinder is "meaningless sex the app". Some folk get more out of it than that sure but as I said I got bored quick. That's enough about me though. You're the one seeking sex at clubs/bars... special sex. I hope your friend is a good wingman or you may have to fuck his girl in a threeway.

I think yours situation is the priority. I've had what you seek, I think. So at the very least, you should experience it too. So if it comes down to us two to receive fate's blessing, you have my permission to go first.

FrothySolutions posted...

I've had what you seek, I think.

By what's been said in this topic you have not.

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