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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:22:41 PM
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I was having dinner with a friend of mine the other night. He is considering breaking up with his girlfriend and wanted to bounce it off me, his friend. The discussion turned from relationships to sex. I know for most, this topic goes hand in hand, yet,

Now that I am a little older, I am not faced with too many of these situations, if it comes up though; I am not embarrassed to talk about it.

My friend said to me:
Since you and your girlfriend broke up over two years ago there has not been a significant relationship for you? " "Im just wondering, "--he says," How long has it been since you have...you knowhad sex?
(This came up in a general discussion about his situation, and the fact he feels he needs to break it off with his girlfriend, the sex is greatthis has been the major obstacle for him in making the break he was concerned he would be facing a dry spell for a while in the wake of his pending situation)

Well, I said...Ive never had sex.

He then made a point to clarify. You mean you have not had sex since your break-up? he said.

No, I said... I have never had sex beforeever.

Instead of resolving the very important matter of his lifeit now became all about me ... after the 20 minutes of disbelief and hysterical laughter faded two solid hours of discussion followed.

Every ten minutes he asks with the same tone of amazement in his voice:

So you are 46 and still a virgin?

Two hours later, about 10pm, actually, it was 10:05 precisely
(I remember the time because I reacted to what he said by rolling my eyesin doing so I caught the time on the bank sign clock across the street)
He said (now with disgust, distain, and sympathy mixed in with the tone of amazement)
46, anda virginDude, that is freaky, crazy, and JUST NOT RIGHT! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AND I AM GOING TO HELP YOU

It was at that moment he abruptly leapt from his seat, grabbed his jacket and said Come on Frothylets GO! he said this with such a sense of urgency He says...-DudeI am taking you get you laid! TONIGHTRight NOW! It is a shame your first time has to be like this but
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!There is a strip bar three blocks from herethe girls are clean, and there is one in particular...
Ill buy! LETS GONOW! we need to FIX THIS PROBLEM RIGHT NOW

The whole sense of urgency rather freaked me out I declinedwhile mentioning Id consider another time....

He called last night. He had the talk with his girlfriend and she took it well.
He wants to take me out cruising for chicks next Tuesday night. He has convinced me that while sex is highly overrated, it is a necessary component in ones life, and I should get out there and participate. He is right.

A big ole preface to ask this simple question: (but a necessary oneI think you will agreecontext-context-context...)

Question :

When cruising for chicks in a bar, how do you determine your selection?how do you figure out which one might be the best?

Considering this will be the first time for meI need to put some real research into this between now and next Tuesday.

Any advice?
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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 4:25:25 PM
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Pick one you want to have sex with. Then try to have sex with that one.
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SunWuKung420
12/20/19 4:27:33 PM
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Any guy who stays in a relationship simply to continue having sex isn't a role model.

FrothySolutions posted...
When cruising for chicks in a bar, how do you determine your selection?how do you figure out which one might be the best?

Find one you're attracted to, strike up casual conversation and hope the attraction doesn't fade.

FrothySolutions posted...
Any advice?

Don't let your friend choose your partner and don't settle for a cheap, meaningless score.

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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:27:52 PM
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If I was single I'd fuck you just so you could lose your virginity

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:28:59 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
When cruising for chicks in a bar, how do you determine your selection?how do you figure out which one might be the best?
You sound like it's just like picking out a cut of prime rib at the butcher. Women aren't objects.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself and some poor unsuspecting person at a bar. This is not how it works.

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DirtBasedSoap
12/20/19 4:31:22 PM
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damn

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DirtBasedSoap
12/20/19 4:31:44 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Women aren't objects.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself and some poor unsuspecting person at a bar. This is not how it works.
lmao so serious

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:31:50 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
You sound like it's just like picking out a cut of prime rib at the butcher. Women aren't objects.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself and some poor unsuspecting person at a bar. This is not how it works.

So what's the non-objectifying way to hook up with someone at a bar? I wanna hook up, and I wanna know the right way to do it.

SunWuKung420 posted...
Any guy who stays in a relationship simply to continue having sex isn't a role model.

Role model? To who? And why would I ever wanna be one?
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SunWuKung420
12/20/19 4:33:11 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
Role model? To who? And why would I ever wanna be one?

I'm talking about your friend. He's basically just using his girlfriend for sex.

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WastelandCowboy
12/20/19 4:34:02 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
You sound like it's just like picking out a cut of prime rib at the butcher. Women aren't objects.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself and some poor unsuspecting person at a bar. This is not how it works.
...thanks rc. I now have ice cube in my head.

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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:34:30 PM
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RC was a virgin til she was like 35 so idk what she is going on about itt

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:35:11 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
So what's the non-objectifying way to hook up with someone at a bar? I wanna hook up, and I wanna know the right way to do it.
Dude, you need confidence. This isn't like picking out food off the shelf. What's your current plan, just walk up to someone sitting alone and asking them to fuck?

Some people like to be talked to, and some don't . Some like to be interested. Some like to feel flattered. I think the best advice is to start from within and asking yourself why you've been single for 46 years.

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:35:51 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
...thanks rc. I now have ice cube in my head.

https://youtu.be/5aAbOgdbTbM
You're welcome! Great song.

Jen0125 posted...
RC was a virgin til she was like 35 so idk what she is going on about itt
lmao stop, I haven't been alive that long

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DirtBasedSoap
12/20/19 4:36:50 PM
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STOP harassing WOMEN with your VORGONITY

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:37:53 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
STOP harassing WOMEN with your VORGONITY
I mean shit, there is a reason dude's a virgin at 46 and I don't think the best idea is to hoist those reasons onto a stranger >_>

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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:37:58 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
lmao stop, I haven't been alive that long

According to whom?

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:38:13 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Dude, you need confidence. This isn't like picking out food off the shelf. What's your current plan, just walk up to someone sitting alone and asking them to fuck?

Some people like to be talked to, and some don't . Some like to be interested. Some like to feel flattered. I think the best advice is to start from within and asking yourself why you've been single for 46 years.

My friend will be taking the lead. But what's this about me having confidence? I this was about me not treating women like objects. What does my confidence have to do with that?
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Yellow
12/20/19 4:38:42 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
I need to put some real research into this
There are a million and a half unattractive chicks out there.

Research done.

RCtheWSBC posted...
You sound like it's just like picking out a cut of prime rib at the butcher. Women aren't objects.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself and some poor unsuspecting person at a bar. This is not how it works.
That's pretty much how I feel. There would probably be a lot less heartbreak if there weren't so many guys feeling like they need to have sex as early in their life as possible, getting with some girl they didn't like just to have sex and then leaving her.

I like the strip club route better. That way they get paid.

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:39:12 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
My friend will be taking the lead. But what's this about me having confidence? I this was about me not treating women like objects. What does my confidence have to do with that?
You're going to let your friend lead the way and choose your partner for you? Do you...not have the confidence in leading yourself?

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WastelandCowboy
12/20/19 4:40:01 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
My friend will be taking the lead. But what's this about me having confidence? I this was about me not treating women like objects. What does my confidence have to do with that?
Its just sex. Dont put the pussy on a pedestal, take off the rose colored glasses, use a condom, and youll be fine.
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DirtBasedSoap
12/20/19 4:40:02 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I mean shit, there is a reason dude's a virgin at 46 and I don't think the best idea is to hoist those reasons onto a stranger >_>
im sure op is a perfectly well adjusted human being :)

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:41:00 PM
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Yellow posted...
I like the strip club route better. That way they get paid.
Don't assume all strippers appreciate propositions for sex. Could find yourself in some trouble if you bother them for such while they're working.

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TheWitchMorgana
12/20/19 4:41:35 PM
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you dont have to have sex if you dont want to you know

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:42:04 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
You're going to let your friend lead the way and choose your partner for you? Do you...not have the confidence in leading yourself?

No, I'm gonna choose my partner, but he's gonna be the one to show me how to engage her.
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MrMelodramatic
12/20/19 4:43:11 PM
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Shes not a mango lmao
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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:43:21 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
No, I'm gonna choose my partner, but he's gonna be the one to show me how to engage her.
He's going to teach you this in one night? While at the bar?

Man, good luck. You will need it. Don't feel let down if it doesn't work out.

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:43:38 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Shes not a mango lmao

A mango?
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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:44:25 PM
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To engage her you just need to slap that fuckin warp speed button ENGAGED

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:44:44 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Shes not a mango lmao
LMAO

FrothySolutions posted...
A mango?
Yeah because it sounds like you're shopping for produce instead of trying to hit on women.

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:45:01 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
He's going to teach you this in one night? While at the bar?

Man, good luck. You will need it. Don't feel let down if it doesn't work out.

I don't expect it to work. But what's the right way to scrounge for pussy if not this way?
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WastelandCowboy
12/20/19 4:45:19 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
No, I'm gonna choose my partner, but he's gonna be the one to show me how to engage her.
Engage her?

I think youre over complicating things. Hi. My name is FrothySolutions. I think youre really cool and attractive and Im interested in having sex with you. Are you interested?

and thats way polite.
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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:45:42 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
I don't expect it to work. But what's the right way to scrounge for pussy if not this way?
LMAO you trolling now

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Yellow
12/20/19 4:46:23 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
I don't expect it to work. But what's the right way to scrounge for pussy if not this way?
Tinder?

Dating sites that let you specify hookups?

Craigslist?

Accept that your goal in life is to reproduce and you stuck up your middle finger to nature instead focusing on enjoying life the way you want to?

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:46:42 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...


Yeah because it sounds like you're shopping for produce instead of trying to hit on women.

How is this not like trying to hit on women? You keep saying this approach is somehow objectifying, and that there's some proper non-objectifying way to hit on women, but how? If hitting on women is itself not objectifying, what's so objectifying about what me and my friend are about to do?
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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:47:20 PM
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Yellow posted...
Tinder?

Dating sites that let you specify hookups?

Tinder is relatively new. What did people do before Tinder for hookups?
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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:48:02 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Engage her?

I think youre over complicating things. Hi. My name is FrothySolutions. I think youre really cool and attractive and Im interested in having sex with you. Are you interested?

and thats way polite.

Absolutely do not do this

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:49:43 PM
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The wording of your OP is awfully awkward and try hard. I hope this is a shitpost because it's hilarious.

Like I said, if you really are 46 and a virgin you should be introspective about how life got you to this point in the first place. You didn't wake up 46 and dateless.

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WastelandCowboy
12/20/19 4:49:46 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Absolutely do not do this
Right. Because telling a lady your name is FrothySolutions is just kind of weird and gross.
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Yellow
12/20/19 4:51:00 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
Tinder is relatively new. What did people do before Tinder for hookups?
https://youtu.be/JQ_FSVWR6ZE?t=26

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:51:17 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
The wording of your OP is awfully awkward and try hard. I hope this is a shitpost because it's hilarious.

Like I said, if you really are 46 and a virgin you should be introspective about how life got you to this point in the first place. You didn't wake up 46 and dateless.

Is that the part that makes it sound like I intend to objectify someone? The wording of the opening post?
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DevilSummoner1
12/20/19 4:51:20 PM
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tag for later :^)

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:53:05 PM
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FrothySolutions posted...
Is that the part that makes it sound like I intend to objectify someone? The wording of the opening post?
Yeah, literally the questions I quoted when I responded to you lmao. Like you're shopping around to get laid. Oh my b, "scrounging for pussy," nice touch. Check under the cushions of your couch while you're at it.

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Jen0125
12/20/19 4:54:36 PM
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Did anyone drop any puspus in this couch?

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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:55:33 PM
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lmaooo I'm laughing too hard at work

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:55:40 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Yeah, literally the questions I quoted when I responded to you lmao. Like you're shopping around to get laid. Oh my b, "scrounging for pussy," nice touch. Check under the cushions of your couch while you're at it.

How is that different from whatever the "right way" to hit on women is?
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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 4:57:32 PM
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There is no right way! Every woman is different, just like every man. Whatever you may find flattering and attractive may not be what your good friend finds attractive, right? Same thing with women. What a concept.

Being a pickup artist is lame as hell.

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 4:59:45 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
There is no right way! Every woman is different, just like every man. Whatever you may find flattering and attractive may not be what your good friend finds attractive, right? Same thing with women. What a concept.

Being a pickup artist is lame as hell.

By "right" I mean "non-objectifying." If hitting on women isn't objectifying on its own.
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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 5:03:12 PM
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Arguably, it can be, especially if you're going into it thinking the way you do in your OP. yikers

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FrothySolutions
12/20/19 5:05:08 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Arguably, it can be, especially if you're going into it thinking the way you do in your OP. yikers

So tell me how to hit on women in an non-objectifying way?

You said "scrounging for pussy" is objectifying. If that's objectifying, what is hitting on women then? How is hitting on women not that?
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RCtheWSBC
12/20/19 5:06:26 PM
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I don't know if I can teach you how to read social situations over the internet.

FrothySolutions posted...
If that's objectifying, what is hitting on women then? How is hitting on women not that?
Lmaoooo please be a shitpost, this is so good.

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