Poll of the Day > CHRISTIAN Couple RAISE 42,000+ on GOFUNDME to RESURRECT their DEAD DAUGHTER!!!

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Full Throttle
12/19/19 12:14:51 AM
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Do you think the people who have donated so far are supreme morons?


Daily has learned that a DEVOUT Christian Couple in Redding, California are attemping to RESURRECT their dead 2 y/o Daughter through FAITH and PRAYER and have started a GOFUNDME page on behalf of their church leaders and is raising THOUSANDS!!

Kalley and Andrew Heiligenthal's 2 y/o daughter, Olive died early Friday Morning after she stopped breathing.

They called 911 and paramedics rushed to Olive to a hospital where she was declared dead. Her body was transferred to Shasta County Coroner's Office

Kalley wrote of her heartbreak calling it "bold, unified prayers from the global church to stand with us in beliefe that he will raise his little girl back to life"

That post quickly found support from millions of christians, especially at Bethel Megachurch where Kalley is heavily involved with the music group and produced her own christian music

She said "Her time here is not done, and it is our time to believe boldly and with confidence wield what King Jesus paid for. It's time for her to come backto life"

She continues to calls for prayers for resurrection as the church has hosted prayer and worship gatherings which consists of singing and prayer as hundreds gathered around calling for Olive's resurrection

They are now raising money to bring Olive back to life and has raised over 42,000 smackers out of their 100,000 goal to cover "unforseeable expenses the Heiligenthal family will incur, medical and otherwise" when Olive is BACK FROM THE DEAD!!

Bethel Church believes in the stories of healing and physical resurrection found in the Bible (Matthew 10:8) that says miracles they portray are possible and only God can bring a person back to life if you heed his call

The coroner's office did not return phone calls to Dailymail on where Olive's body is and although Christianity teaches of the resurrection of the dead and life of the world to come, attempts to literally resurrect dead bodies are not realistic.

But the church says they are doing far more than praying as they are committed to bringing the FIRST human back to life and with everyone's prayers and donation, they will succeed..

The couple say they have NEVER lived in SIN and neither has Olive and believe God will grant them their prayer to bring her back from the dead

Do you think the people that donated are supreme morons?

Kalley and Andrew and Olive (Deceased) -

https://i.imgur.com/6j1U9wY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/4vqkohq.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jm7Ppo3.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TqvKY5N.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kpUYF2x.jpg

The people praying to resurrect Olive -

https://i.imgur.com/8tEJJRU.jpg
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zebatov
12/19/19 12:20:35 AM
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Oh my God thats infuriating.

Hey can I have some money so that I can see my alive fiance who I havent seen in over a year? Ew fuck no.

Hey can I have some money to fuckin impossibly resurrect my dead daughter? Sure hes tens of thousands of dollars.

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Shadowbird_RH
12/19/19 12:31:49 AM
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I'd like to say that religion isn't doing these freaking crazys any favors, but they're making hella bank off that nonsense. For as loony as these guys are, they're at least not as delusional as the people they're fleecing.

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DPsx7
12/19/19 1:27:54 AM
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Insanity is the norm, not the exception.

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Kyuubi4269
12/19/19 1:33:50 AM
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I hope the police intercept the money going to that church and they shut it down for fraudulent behaviour.
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aHappySacka
12/19/19 1:34:34 AM
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Sending thoughts and prayers.

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Muscles
12/19/19 1:49:58 AM
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How many people are known to be brought back from the dead? Its sad but death is a part of life and will come for us all

I just lost my dad a little over a month ago so I see where they are coming from, but its not a good place

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tweetyweety
12/19/19 1:56:11 AM
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I wonder if I can send some of the fake money Christians leave waiters, they hide it under something and the part that's showing looks like a $10 or $20, but when you pull it out it's a tract about how "loving God is more important than money".
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Zeus
12/19/19 8:32:05 PM
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Well, that's how resurrection works: You just stack a pile of money and then it vanishes as the person comes back to life. It's true, I saw it in an anime once.

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adjl
12/19/19 9:02:42 PM
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"We're asking for your thoughts and prayers to help ressurrect her through the power of faith.

Also please send us some money just in case we need it kthx."

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wwinterj25
12/19/19 9:23:29 PM
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they will succeed..

No they will not.

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deoxxys
12/19/19 9:33:06 PM
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What a Crock of Shit.

But funny how some people are like, "lma0 this is reprezentation of Christianity as a whoel"

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