Poll of the Day > Why am I so bad at video games?

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Judgmenl
11/24/19 3:13:33 PM
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All of them, but specifically PvP ones.
Always have been, always will be.
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DirtBasedSoap
11/24/19 3:14:58 PM
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because you have bad hand-eye coordination, slow reaction times and lack map knowledge.
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Krazy_Kirby
11/24/19 3:15:11 PM
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maybe the poop makes your eyes water
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DirtBasedSoap
11/24/19 3:15:53 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
maybe the poop makes your eyes water

yeah, a clean home is key to being good at video games.
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Moonjay
11/24/19 3:28:14 PM
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I won't play PVP of any sort now. It's not fun when you always suck and won't get better. Gimme some nice slow and thoughtful simulations.
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Mead
11/24/19 3:29:49 PM
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Maybe youre just not driven to be competitive when it comes to gaming
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DirtBasedSoap
11/24/19 3:33:59 PM
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smash ultimate makes me rage online because it feels like everyone is a fucking mlg pro sometimes
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C-Raine
11/24/19 5:14:11 PM
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You don't plan ahead properly, pay attention to what your opponents are looking for or notice the right kind of patterns they're following.
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nogaems
11/24/19 5:21:02 PM
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you dont care enough. gotta put your heart in it

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darcandkharg31
11/24/19 5:25:15 PM
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Shooting games like Battlefield or CoD I do alright but fighting games I get wrecked online, even though I can beat all my friends locally, online fighting games are a whole nother animal.
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LinkPizza
11/24/19 5:26:32 PM
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Practice. When I first played Splatoon, I could barely get any points at all. After practicing by playing for a couple of days, I was carrying my team in most matches...
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Judgmenl
11/24/19 5:28:09 PM
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Nah man practice doesn't do anything. Like I'm Silver 2 in CSGO with 700 Competitive Wins and I've been playing Pokemon for the past 20 years yet can't win online for balls.
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ultra magnus13
11/24/19 5:58:15 PM
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Most games are some combination of the following

strategy: how good your plan, and play style is.

Adaptability: how well you can shift your strategy, or react on the fly when it's not working, or is getting countered, and how well you can exploit gaps in there strategy.

Skill: core gameplay skill, reaction time, hand eye coordination, map/weapon/character/move knowledge.
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Fierce_Deity_08
11/27/19 11:21:05 AM
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I just cant be good at video games either and Ive been playing since the 80s. I mainly dont play games online because they usually cant pause and I live with my mother who tells me to do something every five seconds.
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Judgmenl
11/27/19 12:41:33 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I just cant be good at video games either and Ive been playing since the 80s. I mainly dont play games online because they usually cant pause and I live with my mother who tells me to do something every five seconds.


Man.
You are pretty brave to say something like that online.
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LinkPizza
11/27/19 2:25:54 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I just cant be good at video games either and Ive been playing since the 80s. I mainly dont play games online because they usually cant pause and I live with my mother who tells me to do something every five seconds.


Man.
You are pretty brave to say something like that online.

That she lives with her mom?
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Mead
11/27/19 2:32:14 PM
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Im pretty sure like half of potd lives with their parents

Nobody really cares though because with wages being what they are and the cost of rent its not uncommon at all nowadays
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Judgmenl
11/27/19 2:34:01 PM
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I am just surprised that's all.
20 years online and have seen very few people say that.
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LinkPizza
11/27/19 2:49:59 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
I am just surprised that's all.
20 years online and have seen very few people say that.

It just might be because people dont always talk about it. Ive heard it quite enough on many different sites... A few times here, as well...
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adjl
11/27/19 3:51:27 PM
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Being good at PvP games generally boils down to understanding and predicting other people's behaviour, which you haven't exactly shown to be a strong point of yours.
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Judgmenl
11/27/19 4:04:47 PM
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I don't innately predict people's behavior. That's not really a skill of mine.
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wwinterj25
11/27/19 5:45:02 PM
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It's not that I'm bad online. It's everyone who beats me cheats.
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magemaximus
11/27/19 5:47:03 PM
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What skills are needed in pvp games? Fast twitch muscles? Well not really a skill.
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AllstarSniper32
11/27/19 7:59:09 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
That's not really a skill of mine.

Neither is gaming it seems...
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Krazy_Kirby
11/27/19 8:14:26 PM
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magemaximus posted...
What skills are needed in pvp games? Fast twitch muscles? Well not really a skill.


some people use modded controllers. not possible for a semi-auto to fire faster than full-auto
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Lokarin
11/27/19 8:58:43 PM
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Depending on the game...

umm, what are you even playing?

I'm relatively poor at Counterstrike, despite being good at shooters in general, because I physically have poor eyesight so I can't snipe as well as others, but I compensated for that by improving my pistol and smg game.
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zebatov
11/28/19 2:16:00 AM
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My aiming is way better when I know its an NPC vs against a human.

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DarkKirby2500
11/28/19 3:03:50 AM
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Maybe you can turn your weakness into profit by starting a youtube channel so people can tune in laugh at your lack of skill.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
11/28/19 4:01:55 AM
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Maybe its related to your floor being caked in dog shit. Shot in the dark. No idea why you shared those pics.
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Kyuubi4269
11/28/19 5:46:15 AM
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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ultra magnus13
11/28/19 11:00:33 AM
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adjl posted...
Being good at PvP games generally boils down to understanding and predicting other people's behaviour, which you haven't exactly shown to be a strong point of yours.


This is huge. Being able to predict the other players moment and strategy, and keeping yours from being predictable can let you compete against players with way greater physical skill.
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JoseAAV
11/28/19 11:59:20 AM
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I press button commands too fast or before the right icon appears. Try attacking by moving in with a back step planned and whiff the enemy. Sometimes characters have longer cool down animations. Try to catch them after a combo. However dont let them do combos to close the space between you. Punching or kicking low is first done to break a defensive stance. Dodging a jump attack can be as simple as ducking or as complex as a ground high attack counter. try reading or listening to The Art of War a few times and tell me how you are being stopped.
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Lokarin
11/29/19 3:02:57 AM
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JoseAAV posted...
I press button commands too fast or before the right icon appears.


Heh, I do this sometimes in Dota2 and the WORST is when playing Enigma since you be break out of your own ultimate by doing that... and since Enigma has one of the strongest and most visible ultimates it's very clear to all other players when you screw it up
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