Current Events > DSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!

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He's as successful as he is? Would you really call it a success if you sit there every single day and beg for money from your viewers, because you don't know how to handle the money you earn (assuming he blows it all and isn't just scamming all of his viewers in the first place)? All he fucking does is stream on Twitch, takes the raw footage from those streams and throws them up on Youtube. He does nothing more than that. Meanwhile, there are people on Twitch who have probably 10 or less average viewers per stream that have professional-looking streams, who bust their ass and don't really get anything handed to them, since Phil is still riding on his "successes" from being one of the early Let's Players on Youtube and riding the coattails of his whole infamous legacy.

Meanwhile, take someone from the opposite end, Maximilian Dood, who shows that he actually cares about his viewers and has been doing Youtube for a good amount of years. He just put out a compilation of clips from his 2019 stream, which likely took a good amount of work to go through and edit. He has done this clip compilation since 2016, puts a good amount of work into all of his Youtube videos, and deserves any success he gets. People want to actually watch his Twitch streams because of his content and not to troll him on a daily basis, like Phil.

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Underdog = working a dream job, making over $100,000 a year, and insulting anyone who disagrees with him without having to worry about consequences.

Hardworking = doing the minimal amount of effort, then trying to do even less than that.

Success story = begging strangers for money every day, multiple times a day.

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Someone asked him if his debunk stream was a failure and he is convinced it wasn't.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Someone asked him if his debunk stream was a failure and he is convinced it wasn't.

Of course, doesn't matter that every little fucking story he told during the "debunk" stream has been retconned already.

Doesn't matter that he literally has had no growth from that debunkstream.

He got to tell HIS story.

Also, someone asked Phil during his stream if he ever had sexual feelings toward another man. A simple yes/no could probably suffice in a situation like this, hell, make it funny story that a man was trying to come on to you, anything.

But not Phil, oh no...

'Err... none of your business! If I did or didn't, it's none of your business. You shouldn't ask DISGUSTING, personal questions that could be construed as something that is INSULTING or something that's none of your business at all. No one should be asking about that kind of stuff on a gameplay stream, I'm sorry. And you're a FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL for asking stuff like that.'

There is so much to unpack here. Asking if you ever had feelings towards someone of the same sex isn't a disgusting question, it once again shows how much of a homophobe Phil is.

Also, asking if you ever felt attraction to someone of the same sex isn't insulting either, it's a fucking harmless question, but Phil somehow construes this as a personal attack on his person.

Phil is also dismayed about the fact that people are asking him personal questions during a "gameplay" stream. Meanwhile, Phil constantly vomits all kinds of personal information about his life every chance he gets. But strangely draws the line between asking and telling himself.

And finally he lashes out at the person who asked the question, calling them a "fucked up individual", which again, speaks volumes about Phil, seeing how it really was just a harmless question, but Phil's homophobia shines through again.

All in all, Phil shows his true colours here, reacting to a simple yes/no question.

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Even if the question was bait (which it probably was), how hard is it to say, "Nope, I like women." or, "No, I honestly can't say that I ever have."? Especially when he knows he's being watched by hundreds of people, some of whom are looking to report even the smallest of mistakes, how hard is it to come up with a civil response that doesn't smack of deep-seated homophobia?

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jpenny2 posted...

Even if the question was bait (which it probably was), how hard is it to say, "Nope, I like women." or, "No, I honestly can't say that I ever have."? Especially when he knows he's being watched by hundreds of people, some of whom are looking to report even the smallest of mistakes, how hard is it to come up with a civil response that doesn't smack of deep-seated homophobia?

Because he's untouchable by any sort of mod. The only way he's ever going to get something that coming to him is if someone punches him in the face.

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In Phil's defense, he probably would have reacted similarly if someone asked him if he was attracted to women.

"What a disgusting question! You must be fucked up in the head to ask that! I'm married to my wife, Kat, so of course I'm not attracted to women, only to my wife."

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Phil "stick my head in the sand" Burnell is at it again.

During his PUBG stream he called someone "schlomo", and when called out he said "that didn't happen".

Now Phil is never going to get kicked from Twitch, hell, he'll outlive Twitch. Unless he does something that cannot be ignored like with Dead Space 2 on blip.tv.

So there is not going to be any hope he'll be gone soon.

He also made the claim that 2019 was a succesful year (forgetting he begged for money to buy groceries just days ago) and that more people have come around, even though on average he barely breaks 350 concurrent viewers and over 30% of his subs are gifted. He made pretty much 0 organic growth.

Also after he concluded Shen Mue 3, he had another "boomer" segment". Kat was vacuuming outside of his mancave during this, which kind of felt passive aggressive. But she was home. One has to wonder why he'd rather ramble on stream than spend time with his "soulmate".

Still hasn't adressed anything regarding the foreclosure. I really have no fucking clue what his gameplan is here. Remember when he was (temporarily) banned from Twitch? He switched to Youtube but he was nervous as fuck. What I am about to say now is pure speculation, but according to Phil, it was his mom's idea to let it foreclose, so maybe she's going to take the fall. There is a possibility Phil's parents co-signed, so they might be in for it aswell. Again, pure speculation. But if it turns out to be true, it'll be fucking disgusting to let your parents bleed for the defficiancy. Then again, this is Phil we are talking about.

Now is also the time to place your bets: when will Phil start begging for his taxes? My money is on before the month is over.

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Spooking posted...

Wasn't he begging in December for taxes already? What was that $2000 charity stream for?

That was to pay his "tax man", not for his actual taxes.

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Nazanir posted...

That was to pay his "tax man", not for his actual taxes.

lmao

Oh. My .God

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Spooking posted...

Still wondering why he is hiding the foreclosure drama. Do you think it's because his mom gave him the advice and he is now regretting it? Do you think she co-signed for him so he could get the condo? Either way, it's Phil's fault 100% for getting into this mess. He didn't even bother selling it before moving across the country.

I have no fucking clue, only specations like I said.

But when his bottom line was at stakenin the past, Phil showed increasingly nervous behaviour. And that just isn't here right now.

So it could mean that he truly believes it will just blow over and the bank will take the L (hint hint, they really REALLY won't).

Or his mom is gonna take care of the whole thing, since Phil said it was her idea and he believes his parents will bail him out.

Another possibility is that he has enough money set aside to pay what is left over after the shortsale. But that will hurt him long term, because if he admits to have 30.000 dollars readily availabe just like that, no one will ever believe that he can barely make ends meet.

Whatever the situation, whatever the outcome, because this is going to trial, the documents are public and I am just here to enjoy the ride.

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He's playing KOTOR today. He died in the tournament to Gerlon Two-Fingers...

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Vyrulisse posted...

He's playing KOTOR today. He died in the tournament to Gerlon Two-Fingers...

Is that the K [Card game?] Kavac? Kavack?

Oh, you said died to, not lost to. Must be an actual battle then. Never mind

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No it's that arena/tournament on Taris in the beginning. Gerlon is like the second opponent after the first faceroll guy.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DrunkenPeasants/status/1213202937511436288

Phil claims the drunken peasants just wanted him for drama and now are salty, and they fire back with facts.

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Also, when asked about ww3 he said he would keep streaming because "people need an escape and a bit of hope and I'll be there".

This pig would beg for tips during a nuclear war.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Also, when asked about ww3 he said he would keep streaming because "people need an escape and a bit of hope and I'll be there".

This pig would beg for tips during a nuclear war.

I believe the "I'll be there" part. Western civilization could collapse, all of North America could be an irradiated wasteland, and Phil would somehow still be streaming six days a week.

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So Phil made 2 lisist, what his best and most dissapointing games are of 2019. I will not be dissecting both lists, because Phil is exceptional (Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 is on the dissapointing list, because Nintendo has bad online....).

But 2 things show how fucking bad he is at what he does:

16 dissapointing games vs 11 best games. No top 10 or anything like that, just random drivel.

Death Stranding is on both lists.

Just...

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Not even both of them could beat the FUCKING dragon!!!!!

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bow down to Shingo, baby!!!!

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Wrong topic, lmao

@jimbiz

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Apparantly Phil is making a special announcement before the start of his Kakarot playthrough, it also appears to involve Kat.

I rather refrain from speculating too much, and knowing Phil it is going to be something boring.

Or he might actually adress the foreclosure. Ot that he needs tax money as always.

We'll see.

That being said, I am hoping for an exciting saga, since Phil has gotten a little stale lately.

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I saw something the other day I wanted to bring up, but I cant remember what it was. It was mind blowing at the time, lol

What has he played recently?

Edit -

I remember! I guess hes playing PokeMon wrong or something

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Final Fantasy VI I've seen. He's playing KOTOR right now and is still on Taris... you know, the tutorial planet pretty much.

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Vyrulisse posted...

Final Fantasy VI I've seen. He's playing KOTOR right now and is still on Taris... you know, the tutorial planet pretty much.

He's still on Taris? Chat needs to get off their collective ass and step up the hand-holding.

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Even detractors are not able to make phil engaging nowadays.

Simple rage over games and rants about detractors is an easy way to keep me entertained.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

I remember! I guess hes playing PokeMon wrong or something

So yeah, what was this about? I heard him respond to someone saying he was playing the game too quickly or something, and he made fun of them because he wasn't playing the game like they wanted him to

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jpenny2 posted...

He's still on Taris? Chat needs to get off their collective ass and step up the hand-holding.

This is the second time he's played it. There's an old THIYDP out there from years ago.

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Jagermeister513 posted...

This is the second time he's played it. There's an old THIYDP out there from years ago.

Yeah, it's always really cringe when he acts like he's never played these games as well. His fake surprise at story twists and such.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1213913648948744192

Ack ack ack

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LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1213913648948744192

Ack ack ack

JASPER JUST DID DAT!

This guy didnt have a single friend growing up until John Rambo came along. Spoiled brat from the mean ghetto of Connecticut.

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Vyrulisse posted...

Yeah, it's always really cringe when he acts like he's never played these games as well. His fake surprise at story twists and such.

It's probably in his best interests to pretend as if he's never played the game before. If viewers went back and watched the original playthrough, they might see a version of Phil who had some passion for what he was doing and wonder where that guy went.

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https://youtu.be/nWBgU3pglns

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Ack x 10

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

Ack x 10

*Cough*

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tax dodging

Did anyone read up on the drunken peasants drama? It seems phil outwitted them, but they both lose anyway.

SalazarCrane posted...

Did anyone read up on the drunken peasants drama? It seems phil outwitted them, but they both lose anyway.

Eh it was fun, but as always: Phil is full of shit, and if DP would have been better off by not engaging Phil over it.

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Nazanir posted...

Eh it was fun, but as always: Phil is full of shit, and if DP would have been better off by not engaging Phil over it.

Even KF believes Phil on this and thinks he comes out better

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Someone asked phil if his job was begging and he tried to beat around the bush.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Someone asked phil if his job was begging and he tried to beat around the bush.

To add to this, he got at least 300 dollars in cheers, but then had the gall to say that tips were low...

And to elborate: Phil said he wanted the detractors to stop making content about him for 2 months, to see if they'd still be relevant, but if they did, Phil would not acknowledge/credit it.

Then, someone asked if Phil could stream for 2 months without asking for money, and we got a wonderful reaction, which basically ended with Phil admitting that his job is asking for money, rather than streaming:

https://twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1215198212950306816


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Semi-new rage compilation, old clips usually but it's always funny because most of these were when Phil would get legit salty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXw0hkoJGk

Language of course since it's Phil so beware.

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Ahhh I miss the controller smashing and keyboard slamming.

I remember during his Castlevania playthroughs on the X360 he broke his controller. He also showed pictures of his table (I think they are in the compilation too?) with all kinds of dents and damages to the surface of the table.

The ending of that clip is fucking brilliant (assuming I am remembering correctly) where the controller smashes are in tune with the music.

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Who wants to do the honors for the next topic? @jpenny2

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