Current Events > Shane Gillis jokes Trump would be funniest president to see get shot.

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MelbuFrahma4 09/19/19 10:50:35 PM #1:	https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/462217-shane-gillis-jokes-about-trump-assassination-in-first-snl Shane Gillis, the comic who was recently rejected as a "Saturday Night Live" cast member after offensive material of his resurfaced, reportedly joked about President Trump being assassinated during his first stand-up show since he lost the job. "I will say this: Of all the presidents I've been alive for, Trump would definitely be the funniest one to see get shot, Gillis said during his stand-up set at The Stand comedy club Wednesday night in New York, according to USA Today. Like, without a doubt, that'd be funny. Gillis continued: Im not asking for that; I don't want that to happen, but it would be funny to see. He'd be on stage talking the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.' He'd definitely make a funny noise when he got hit. It would be funny." --- "We'll never see Day-Lewis and Kubrick, or Kurosawa and Eastwood, but we have seen Bale and Nolan, a cinematic dream pairing come to life!" <cite>MelbuFrahma4 posted [p:927684996] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/462217-shane-gillis-jokes-about-trump-assassination-in-first-snl Shane Gillis, the comic who was recently rejected as a "Saturday Night Live" cast member after offensive material of his resurfaced, reportedly joked about President Trump being assassinated during his first stand-up show since he lost the job. "I will say this: Of all the presidents I've been alive for, Trump would definitely be the funniest one to see get shot, Gillis said during his stand-up set at The Stand comedy club Wednesday night in New York, according to USA Today. Like, without a doubt, that'd be funny. Gillis continued: Im not asking for that; I don't want that to happen, but it would be funny to see. He'd be on stage talking the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.' He'd definitely make a funny noise when he got hit. It would be funny."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
antfair 09/19/19 10:51:29 PM #2:	I like to imagine he'd deflate like a cartoon balloon, just flying all over the room until all the air is out. --- What is this, a fair for ants? <cite>antfair posted [p:927685037] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>I like to imagine he'd deflate like a cartoon balloon, just flying all over the room until all the air is out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/19/19 10:51:34 PM #3:	Oh boy here comes the FBI. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:927685040] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Oh boy here comes the FBI.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/19/19 10:54:51 PM #4:	Now watch all the people who were defending him suddenly change their tune lol --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:927685166] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Now watch all the people who were defending him suddenly change their tune lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 09/19/19 10:57:37 PM #5:	its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:927685260] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 09/19/19 10:59:07 PM #6:	Fam_Fam posted... its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo For someone like Donald, I think it's very appropriate. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:927685320] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote>its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo</quote> For someone like Donald, I think it's very appropriate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 09/19/19 10:59:42 PM #7:	MelbuFrahma4 posted... the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.' Is that what he'd say? Like, that doesn't read as either making the joke funnier or actually being accurate. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:927685333] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>MelbuFrahma4 posted...</cite> <quote>the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.'</quote> Is that what he'd say? Like, that doesn't read as either making the joke funnier or actually being accurate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 09/19/19 11:01:13 PM #8:	So if this is his idea of a joke, maybe his comment about Chinese really was a joke, and hes just not funny. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:927685395] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>So if this is his idea of a joke, maybe his comment about Chinese really was a joke, and hes just not funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/19/19 11:02:04 PM #9:	This reminds me of the steam game I saw the other day that revolved around you being a bodyguard trying to save Trump by diving in front of him as he gets shot with insane ragdoll physics. That was pretty funny. Gillis joke on the other hand eh <cite>Axiom posted [p:927685425] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of the steam game I saw the other day that revolved around you being a bodyguard trying to save Trump by diving in front of him as he gets shot with insane ragdoll physics. That was pretty funny. Gillis joke on the other hand eh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/19/19 11:05:59 PM #10:	Fam_Fam posted... its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo Agree but it's never really justice to judge a joke in written form. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:927685573] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote>its inappropriate but also its just not a funny joke imo</quote> Agree but it's never really justice to judge a joke in written form.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inappropriate 09/19/19 11:06:37 PM #11:	Fam_Fam posted... its just not a funny joke imo --- https://imgur.com/BJPyx https://imgur.com/udyoiry <cite>Inappropriate posted [p:927685601] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Fam_Fam posted...</cite> <quote>its just not a funny joke imo</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/19/19 11:08:40 PM #12:	Not to mention it wouldn't happen like that. If Trump could see him coming and he could say sit down, secret service would already be in action This guy doesn't seem very funny. He would have sucked on snl <cite>Zikten posted [p:927685673] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Not to mention it wouldn't happen like that. If Trump could see him coming and he could say sit down, secret service would already be in action This guy doesn't seem very funny. He would have sucked on snl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 09/19/19 11:08:50 PM #13:	Hey maybe this guy is alright --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:927685681] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Hey maybe this guy is alright </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 09/19/19 11:20:50 PM #14:	It'd be funny if Shane got shot cause he'd make a funny sound --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:927686088] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>It'd be funny if Shane got shot cause he'd make a funny sound</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 09/19/19 11:25:49 PM #15:	He's just not funny. WTF did SNL ever see in him? --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:927686246] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>He's just not funny. WTF did SNL ever see in him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 09/19/19 11:29:25 PM #16:	the libs kicked him off SNL, so maybe this will make them like him again. --- Not posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:927686359] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>the libs kicked him off SNL, so maybe this will make them like him again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 09/19/19 11:34:32 PM #18:	he'd argue with the emts --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:927686516] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>he'd argue with the emts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 09/19/19 11:53:45 PM #19:	This is probably Trump's kind of humour. Here's a funny anecdote Trump told on radio that's related. "So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head and I thought he died, Trump said. And you know what I did? I said, Oh my god, thats disgusting, and I turned away. I couldnt, you know he was right in front of me. I turned away, I didnt want to touch him. Hes bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible, you know, Beautiful marble floor, it didnt look so good. It changed color, it became very red, and you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor, conscious, and all of the rich people are turning away, Oh my god, this is terrible, this is disgusting, and, you know, theyre turning away, nobody wants to help the guy, and his wife is screaming, she sitting right next to him and shes screaming. "So from the back of the room they come running forward, they grabbed him, they put the blood all over the place, its all over their uniforms, theyre taking it, they swipe they ran him out, they created a stretcher they call it a human stretcher, their arms out, like five guys on each side, They ran him out, I never saw it, they ran him out. I was saying, Get that blood cleaned up, its disgusting. I forgot to call, the next day I forgot to call to say, is he OK. He was OK, its just not my thing. I just dont like looking at blood. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:927687100] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>This is probably Trump's kind of humour. Here's a funny anecdote Trump told on radio that's related. <quote>"So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head and I thought he died, Trump said. And you know what I did? I said, Oh my god, thats disgusting, and I turned away. I couldnt, you know he was right in front of me. I turned away, I didnt want to touch him. Hes bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible, you know, Beautiful marble floor, it didnt look so good. It changed color, it became very red, and you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor, conscious, and all of the rich people are turning away, Oh my god, this is terrible, this is disgusting, and, you know, theyre turning away, nobody wants to help the guy, and his wife is screaming, she sitting right next to him and shes screaming. "So from the back of the room they come running forward, they grabbed him, they put the blood all over the place, its all over their uniforms, theyre taking it, they swipe they ran him out, they created a stretcher they call it a human stretcher, their arms out, like five guys on each side, They ran him out, I never saw it, they ran him out. I was saying, Get that blood cleaned up, its disgusting. I forgot to call, the next day I forgot to call to say, is he OK. He was OK, its just not my thing. I just dont like looking at blood.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 09/19/19 11:56:00 PM #20:	He sure is hacky --- I wish we all waved <cite>ledbowman posted [p:927687153] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>He sure is hacky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 09/20/19 12:03:47 AM #21:	Your name is as red hot as it will ever be on the comedy circuit and THIS is the best you can do with this? --- http://giant.gfycat.com/CircularReadyFlatfish.gif <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:927687377] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Your name is as red hot as it will ever be on the comedy circuit and THIS is the best you can do with this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 09/20/19 12:20:38 AM #22:	Dang! There go his conservative fans! <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:927687864] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Dang! There go his conservative fans!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/20/19 12:21:28 AM #23:	What if Trump arranged his own assassination for even more relevance --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:927687890] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>What if Trump arranged his own assassination for even more relevance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 09/20/19 12:22:00 AM #24:	My thing with this whole controversy is that everything I've heard of this dude..... just isn't funny. /shrug --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:927687903] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>My thing with this whole controversy is that everything I've heard of this dude..... just isn't funny. /shrug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/20/19 12:23:41 AM #25:	ThanksUglyGod posted... Dang! There go his conservative fans! This lol --- It's what all true warriors strive for! Switch FC: SW-0575-4758-7878 <cite>Prestoff posted [p:927687949] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>ThanksUglyGod posted...</cite> <quote>Dang! There go his conservative fans!</quote> This lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 09/20/19 12:42:30 AM #26:	--- I wish we all waved <cite>ledbowman posted [p:927688462] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 09/20/19 12:49:09 AM #27:	Smashingpmkns posted... Now watch all the people who were defending him suddenly change their tune lol And the people who were upset with him doing it too. Doom_Art posted... Hey maybe this guy is alright lol <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:927688607] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Now watch all the people who were defending him suddenly change their tune lol</quote> And the people who were upset with him doing it too. Doom_Art posted... </cite> <quote>Hey maybe this guy is alright</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 09/20/19 12:52:59 AM #28:	The punchline lacks, punch. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:927688692] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>The punchline lacks, punch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 09/20/19 12:57:39 AM #29:	there are so many places you could take this joke and this is what he settled with? --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:927688806] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>there are so many places you could take this joke and this is what he settled with?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 09/20/19 1:30:51 AM #30:	Heineken14 posted... My thing with this whole controversy is that everything I've heard of this dude..... just isn't funny. /shrug Exactly. There are, have been and will be comedians that use language for shock value. This guy is all language for shock value and no comedy. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:927689614] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted...</cite> <quote>My thing with this whole controversy is that everything I've heard of this dude..... just isn't funny. /shrug</quote> Exactly. There are, have been and will be comedians that use language for shock value. This guy is all language for shock value and no comedy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/20/19 1:32:46 AM #31:	brestugo posted... Exactly. There are, have been and will be comedians that use language for shock value. This guy is all language for shock value and no comedy. He's like the kid yelling "PENIS!" in the middle school cafeteria. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:927689660] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>Exactly. There are, have been and will be comedians that use language for shock value. This guy is all language for shock value and no comedy.</quote>He's like the kid yelling "PENIS!" in the middle school cafeteria. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 09/20/19 1:37:10 AM #32:	where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:927689754] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 09/20/19 3:53:23 AM #33:	Freddie_Mercury posted... where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor I think it was Clutch --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:927692222] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor</quote> I think it was Clutch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaBreakfast 09/20/19 3:54:52 AM #34:	MelbuFrahma4 posted... Shane Gillis, the comic who was recently rejected as a "Saturday Night Live" cast member after offensive material of his resurfaced, reportedly joked about President Trump being assassinated during his first stand-up show since he lost the job. "I will say this: Of all the presidents I've been alive for, Trump would definitely be the funniest one to see get shot, Gillis said during his stand-up set at The Stand comedy club Wednesday night in New York, according to USA Today. Like, without a doubt, that'd be funny. Gillis continued: Im not asking for that; I don't want that to happen, but it would be funny to see. He'd be on stage talking the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.' He'd definitely make a funny noise when he got hit. It would be funny." I've seen a lot of people say this guy is REALLY funny and TOO FUNNY for SNL in fact and I have to say that it seems like a load of shit --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? <cite>NinjaBreakfast posted [p:927692244] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>MelbuFrahma4 posted...</cite> <quote>Shane Gillis, the comic who was recently rejected as a "Saturday Night Live" cast member after offensive material of his resurfaced, reportedly joked about President Trump being assassinated during his first stand-up show since he lost the job. "I will say this: Of all the presidents I've been alive for, Trump would definitely be the funniest one to see get shot, Gillis said during his stand-up set at The Stand comedy club Wednesday night in New York, according to USA Today. Like, without a doubt, that'd be funny. Gillis continued: Im not asking for that; I don't want that to happen, but it would be funny to see. He'd be on stage talking the shooter would be coming at him, and he'd be like, 'Sit down.' He'd definitely make a funny noise when he got hit. It would be funny." </quote> I've seen a lot of people say this guy is REALLY funny and TOO FUNNY for SNL in fact and I have to say that it seems like a load of shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Clutch 09/21/19 5:00:06 PM #36:	CrimsonRage posted... brestugo posted... Freddie_Mercury posted... where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor I think it was Clutch @Clutch Yeah, Gillis is a killer. --- "The historian looks backward; eventually he also believes backward" - F.N. <cite>Clutch posted [p:927754106] in Shane Gill... [t:78027363]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonRage posted...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>where's that guy from the other topics who was saying people can't understand this guy's level of humor</quote> I think it was Clutch</quote> @Clutch</quote> Yeah, Gillis is a killer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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