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Hinakuluiau
08/26/19 9:21:10 PM
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None of the weaknesses.

Hero? Villain? Self-absorbed manchild who xrays every big tittied woman?
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nevershine
08/26/19 9:22:16 PM
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remake brightburn

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Garioshi
08/26/19 9:22:36 PM
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I'd wait it out and test them in the middle of a desert.

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The_Doge
08/26/19 9:24:04 PM
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Stop cate
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Kisai
08/26/19 9:27:01 PM
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Nothing, because they can't help me become rich, or become a girl.

It would be kinda neat to visit Japan though, so I guess I could fly there.
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LastTomorrow
08/26/19 9:27:58 PM
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Play super pranks on all the world leaders.

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rideshort
08/26/19 9:29:40 PM
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Hmm. Exploit them to make a lot of money, then when I have what I need. Do some good for the world. Also, IIRC Superman needs no food, water, can move faster than light and has the ability to survive in a vacuum, I would travel the Milky Way Galaxy too.
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Killmonger
08/26/19 9:30:10 PM
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Throw the Earth into the sun.
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au_gold
08/26/19 9:32:07 PM
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I'd be just like Homelander.
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specialkid8
08/26/19 9:33:12 PM
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Hinakuluiau posted...
Hero? Villain? Self-absorbed manchild who xrays every big tittied woman?


Yes
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DespondentDeity
08/26/19 9:40:20 PM
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I would definitely be fuckin some shit up for some people.
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jpennys_cat
08/26/19 9:45:03 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Stop cate

Stop me? Doge, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/26/19 9:45:19 PM
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Am I able to control them instantly or do I have to go through my origins phase first?
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Sage JJ
08/26/19 9:46:47 PM
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I'd like to say hero but I'd probably walk the line between hero and villain. Definitely would stop giving fucks about consequences for anything though. I'd probably fly in space and see what's out there
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Questionmarktarius
08/26/19 9:51:23 PM
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Just be a guy who goes to work in the morning and comes home in the evening, and xrays every big tittied woman.
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Garioshi
08/26/19 10:03:23 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Stop me? Doge, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
lmao

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BillyKidd
08/26/19 10:37:50 PM
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do bad things for good reasons.
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KnightofShikari
08/26/19 10:39:33 PM
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DrizztLink
08/26/19 10:40:05 PM
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Turn peoples' cars 180 degrees while they're in the store.

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R_Jackal
08/26/19 10:41:27 PM
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Exert my will globally for like six months then disappear with no warning to see how people react.
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specialkid8
08/26/19 10:52:37 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Turn peoples' cars 180 degrees while they're in the store.


Which way?
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The_Doge
08/26/19 10:56:12 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
The_Doge posted...
Stop cate

Stop me? Doge, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Not WOW
Doge will stop
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TheDreadedWave
08/26/19 10:57:32 PM
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Whatever I want.
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MorbidFaithless
08/26/19 11:07:28 PM
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Hmm. I would try to hold some sort of global referendum to see if people would actually want me to be involved in the world and make drastic changes. And go from there I guess.

I mean it's easy to say I'd round up all the baddies but I'd start with the current US president so I'm not sure how that would go with everyone...

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DrizztLink
08/26/19 11:43:05 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Which way?
The opposite of however they parked.

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Irony
08/26/19 11:43:28 PM
#27:


Destroy all
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Tyranthraxus
08/26/19 11:46:04 PM
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I put out the Amazon fire.

Spend the rest of the day answering questions.


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apocalyptic_4
08/26/19 11:48:34 PM
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Well if I wanted to do good I'd want to try and advance our reach into space and help send ships and research equipment to other planets. If I could move faster than light I'd explore space only if I could many times faster than light.

If idgaf I'd probably go and wipe out terrorists and other organizations that would harm people.
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Tyranthraxus
08/26/19 11:49:13 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Well if I wanted to do good I'd want to try and advance our reach into space and help send ships and research equipment to other planets. If I could move faster than light I'd explore space only if I could many times faster than light.

If idgaf I'd probably go and wipe out terrorists and other organizations that would harm people.
Superman tried this once.

It did not end well.

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billcom6
08/26/19 11:49:48 PM
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Sign with the Buffalo Bills.
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apocalyptic_4
08/26/19 11:52:42 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Well if I wanted to do good I'd want to try and advance our reach into space and help send ships and research equipment to other planets. If I could move faster than light I'd explore space only if I could many times faster than light.

If idgaf I'd probably go and wipe out terrorists and other organizations that would harm people.
Superman tried this once.

It did not end well.


Which part the terrorist part? Kingdom come superman?
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Questionmarktarius
08/26/19 11:53:04 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Sign with the Buffalo Bills.

I'm reasonably certain this happened a couple years back, but with Kansas City.
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DrizztLink
08/26/19 11:53:32 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Which part the terrorist part? Kingdom come superman?
Injustice, I would assume.

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Ryven
08/26/19 11:53:51 PM
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rideshort posted...
Hmm. Exploit them to make a lot of money, then when I have what I need. Do some good for the world. Also, IIRC Superman needs no food, water, can move faster than light and has the ability to survive in a vacuum, I would travel the Milky Way Galaxy too.


Does he really not need to eat or drink? I never knew this.
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Feline_Heart
08/26/19 11:54:55 PM
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Take over the world and run a benevolent dictatorship in order to achieve world peace
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BillyKidd
08/26/19 11:59:48 PM
#37:


Tyranthraxus posted...
I put out the Amazon fire.

Spend the rest of the day answering questions.



farmers and ranchers would just relight them while you're doing your own publicity.
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slimfizzle4
08/27/19 12:03:52 AM
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Teabag the sun
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fusespliff
08/27/19 12:18:13 AM
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I'd probably go insane tbh. At first the heightened senses would be overwhelming and afterwards I'd be left with the notion that I'm possibly consciously blocking out thousands of cries for help.
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pfh1001
08/27/19 12:18:29 AM
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Hinakuluiau posted...
None of the weaknesses.

Hero? Villain? Self-absorbed manchild who xrays every big tittied woman?


This is CE. There's only one correct answer.
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Flockaveli
08/27/19 12:18:56 AM
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Go for a run like I do every morning.
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Lyrica
08/27/19 12:22:02 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Just be a guy who goes to work in the morning and comes home in the evening, and xrays every big tittied woman.

This would likely give them breast cancer.

I would dominate the world, ban heterosexuality, create specialized breed camps to maintain the population, and fashion a world where LGBT is the norm.
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Questionmarktarius
08/27/19 12:23:02 AM
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Lyrica posted...
This would likely give them breast cancer.

Or, you know, catch it early.
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ForsakenHermit
08/27/19 12:55:13 AM
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Lyrica posted...
This would likely give them breast cancer.

I don't think it supposed to work like literal x-rays

Anyways I'd put out the forest fires in the Amazon, then see the world.
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Strider102
08/27/19 12:58:15 AM
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Use my powers for good, get bored, then cause chaos all while laughing maniacally.
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Tyranthraxus
08/27/19 1:16:58 AM
#46:


apocalyptic_4 posted...
Which part the terrorist part? Kingdom come superman?
No. He did it in Superman: For Tomorrow

Kingdom Come was more like Superman comes out of retirement to be a fucking moron.

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ECW_Originals12
08/27/19 1:25:30 AM
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Fuck Karl Urban's wife
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Tupacrulez
08/27/19 1:29:09 AM
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jpennys_cat posted...
The_Doge posted...
Stop cate

Stop me? Doge, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.


I got this reference.
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mooreandrew58
08/27/19 1:54:01 AM
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Probably be a lot like superman minus stopping random shit like purse snatchings and whatnot. Im still gonna try to have me time. But id stop shit like burning buildings forest fires defend earth if aliens invaded etc. Stay out of international conflicts unless its my country being attacked.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/27/19 2:12:54 AM
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Fuck the world into a coma, then be the hero who kinda saved it but not really.
(The fun bullshit answer)
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