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CelestialVoices
08/25/19 10:51:49 PM
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sw tlj - Results (21 votes)
love it
14.29% (3 votes)
3
like it
14.29% (3 votes)
3
meh it
9.52% (2 votes)
2
dislike it
23.81% (5 votes)
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hate it
38.1% (8 votes)
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haven't seen it
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au_gold
08/25/19 10:52:38 PM
#2:


Shit.
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LethalAffinity
08/25/19 10:56:47 PM
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FrankGoreHOF
08/25/19 10:57:24 PM
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Bad
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YourDrunkFather
08/25/19 10:57:53 PM
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Literally cast a shadow over the whole franchise. Not even AotC did that
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cjsdowg
08/25/19 11:00:27 PM
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That last Jedi is a horrible, and the funny thing about it, people who didn't like it get called sexist and racist. When movie itself was sexist and racist .
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LethalAffinity
08/25/19 11:07:40 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Literally cast a shadow over the whole franchise. Not even AotC did that


You don't fuck with Luke Skywalker like that. Pretty unforgivable.

I hate what they did to Han too.
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DevsBro
08/25/19 11:12:17 PM
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It had some cool moments and welcome lore expansions but overall wasn't very good.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
08/25/19 11:14:17 PM
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I still havent heard any reason why people hate it that makes any sense beyond the weird story line involving Po and what's her name, Admiral idiot.
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MorbidFaithless
08/25/19 11:17:00 PM
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It's my fav SW.

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Offworlder1
08/25/19 11:18:51 PM
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Worst SW movie so far, shits on the OT characters even more then TFA, shit new characters, flat out fucking stupid plot wise, and there is nothing good about it except when it ends.
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DevsBro
08/25/19 11:19:31 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I still havent heard any reason why people hate it that makes any sense beyond the weird story line involving Po and what's her name, Admiral idiot.


You can't even write a synopsis that doesn't make the primary issue painfully obvious.

Episode 1: Trade politics
Episode 2: A war is brewing
Episode 3: The master plan coup detat
Episode 4: Death Star
Episode 5: Secrets surfacing
Episode 6: Sinister plot to convert the hero
Episode 7: Great lengths taken to kill one absurdly powerful foe
Episode 8: So the heroes are running out of gas...
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TendoDRM
08/25/19 11:20:37 PM
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It was about average for a Star Wars movie. So it was a below average movie overall.
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LethalAffinity
08/25/19 11:23:46 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I still havent heard any reason why people hate it that makes any sense beyond the weird story line involving Po and what's her name, Admiral idiot.


If you don't get it by now then there's no swaying you. You're free to like it but there are massive flaws with the film.
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BruceWayneJr
08/25/19 11:39:12 PM
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Poodoo!
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/25/19 11:41:26 PM
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First good movie in the series since 1980.
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BipBapBam
08/25/19 11:41:42 PM
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Garbage movie
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Freddie_Mercury
08/25/19 11:43:18 PM
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it subverted my expectations of seeing a good movie
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specialkid8
08/25/19 11:43:39 PM
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It's okay. Some good stuff, some bad. Overall kind of inconsistent. The internet's impotent frothing hate boner for is both hilarious and infuriating. People literally think it's worse than the prequels and that it's some kind of deathblow for the franchise. If that is your opinion you are literally a joke; get over yourself and find something else to do with your life.
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Offworlder1
08/25/19 11:47:26 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
First good movie in the series since 1980.

Now this is shit posting.
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cjsdowg
08/25/19 11:48:24 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I still havent heard any reason why people hate it that makes any sense beyond the weird story line involving Po and what's her name, Admiral idiot.


That takes up a 3rd of the movie.
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How about this one. Finn and Rose. Everything about them is just horrible. Finn gets knocked into a coma at the end of the last movie.. and we cut to him in this one and he has 3 pratfalls right when he gets up. Then walks around naked in a leaking bubble .

Now compare his recovery to the Kylos.

From here Finn tries to leave in order to save Rey. The one he loves. Rose stops him by tazing him and this is played as a joke. But Finn can't leave because he can't do anything thing.

Let's review. Finn escape being kidnapped, just to be thrown into fighting the baddest man in the universe, gets cut up and knocked into a Coma then it is played as joke when he is tazed.

He is roped into the going on to another mission after Poe calls Maz. Because Finn can't do anything. He was the one who met her in the last movie. But RJ must have forgotten that. Maz gives them a hair brain plan. And some how they can speak with each other but other communication is down.

They go to a casino world. Were Rose teaches the former Trooper about the war profiteers because Finn can't do anything. Even speaking about arms.

He is tazed once more for comedy. To be locked up in a jail cell with someone who just happens to the have the skill that Maz said only one other person has .

Finn finds out both sides buy from the same people and some how this makes him MORE dedicated to the hero's cause.

The person who Finn and Rose Trusted sold them out, and Finn had scene where he stands up to Phasma and beats her one on one. But that was cut, to have Finn beat up getting knocked down the hold only for magic to bring him back up and get cheap shot victory . Yeah he does one thing in the most Jar Jar way possible .

The heroes are pinned down and Finn is going to risk his life to save everyone. Music was playing you could feel the weight of what he was about to do. But Finn can't do anything so Rose some how crashes into him at full speed. Saying we don't win by killing what we hate but by saving what we love. The fucking thing that he tried to do at the start .
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Distant_Rainbow
08/25/19 11:49:22 PM
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It convinced me wholeheartedly that I should pirate every Star Wars movie that comes out afterwards, instead of paying for them like I used to.
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/25/19 11:50:38 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
First good movie in the series since 1980.

Now this is shit posting.

Guess which finger I'm holding up, and how many times I'm making kissing gestures with my lips but not audibly smacking them.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/25/19 11:51:04 PM
#24:


Rian Johnson should never be allowed behind a camera ever again.
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SailorGoon
08/25/19 11:52:24 PM
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I hate it, but I can't say it's the worst Star Wars film. It's definitely the worst thing to come from the franchise since Disney got a hold of it.
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Smashingpmkns
08/25/19 11:52:37 PM
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It was okay like most of the Star Wars movies
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Jagermeister513
08/25/19 11:54:29 PM
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Trash.
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apocalyptic_4
08/25/19 11:58:25 PM
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Honestly at 1st I thought it was average. After one viewing I realized the plot didn't really move forward.

After reading all the complaints and a user here on the movie board posted a pretty good summary of what was wrong with the movie and he was right. Its unfortunate how much damage that movie caused.

Not as bad as BvS but close.
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SailorGoon
08/26/19 12:00:29 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I still havent heard any reason why people hate it that makes any sense beyond the weird story line involving Po and what's her name, Admiral idiot.


You can't even write a synopsis that doesn't make the primary issue painfully obvious.

Episode 1: Trade politics
Episode 2: A war is brewing
Episode 3: The master plan coup detat
Episode 4: Death Star
Episode 5: Secrets surfacing
Episode 6: Sinister plot to convert the hero
Episode 7: Great lengths taken to kill one absurdly powerful foe
Episode 8: So the heroes are running out of gas...

Yeah the premise was so fucking stupid.

"We can't catch them. Our ship is bigger so it's slower. Don't worry though, they'll run out of gas so they'll come to dead fucking stop once they run out because that's how physics in space works"

I get it's a sci-fi and you're supposed to have a suspension of disbelief with these things. However, when the plot of the entire film revolves around that, it's hard to ignore. Especially when that's the reason Holdo's shitty plan is what the movie centers in on for the sake of drama.
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CelestialVoices
08/26/19 9:41:35 PM
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ledbowman
08/26/19 9:47:22 PM
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Love it
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voldothegr8
08/26/19 9:50:21 PM
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If the infamous Leia scene wasn't a thing and they just let her die, I'd say meh. That scene alone brings it down to hated it.
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p-m
08/26/19 9:51:21 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
If the infamous Leia scene wasn't a thing and they just let her die, I'd say meh. That scene alone brings it down to hated it.

I'm baffled as to how someone could hate that scene, it's beautiful
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AsucaHayashi
08/26/19 9:56:12 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
Holdo's shitty plan is what the movie centers in on for the sake of drama.


>not telling anyone your plan
>causes mutiny

"hmm i think my approach to this isn't quite right"
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Distant_Rainbow
08/26/19 9:59:41 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
If the infamous Leia scene wasn't a thing and they just let her die, I'd say meh. That scene alone brings it down to hated it.


When I saw that scene at first, I was very surprised that they'd deal with Carrie Fisher's irl death that way, and I deemed it 'a gutsy decision, seems a mite controversial but let's see how the movie unfolds that out.'

'Course, soon afterwards I had to put effort to keep myself from laughing out loud in the theater at what was happening to her as the person behind me was heard muttering 'I've seen some stupid s***, but this probably takes the cake.'

p-m posted...
I'm baffled as to how someone could hate that scene, it's beautiful


CGI Jabba in the ANH re-release was more beautiful.
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Wetterdew
08/26/19 10:01:03 PM
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It's the only Star Wars movie I've ever really enjoyed. With some of the coolest moments in a star wars movie.
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Gretgrab
08/26/19 10:29:42 PM
#39:


Love it.
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FrankGoreHOF
08/26/19 10:30:02 PM
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p-m posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
If the infamous Leia scene wasn't a thing and they just let her die, I'd say meh. That scene alone brings it down to hated it.

I'm baffled as to how someone could hate that scene, it's beautiful

Its hilariously awful
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konokonohamaru
08/26/19 10:30:47 PM
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Trash
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SailorGoon
08/26/19 10:57:10 PM
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FrankGoreHOF posted...
p-m posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
If the infamous Leia scene wasn't a thing and they just let her die, I'd say meh. That scene alone brings it down to hated it.

I'm baffled as to how someone could hate that scene, it's beautiful

Its hilariously awful

As much crap as I give TLJ, I believe it does have it's moments. There's a lot of great scenes. You wanna defend the Throne Room? Who wouldn't! Hyperspace Kamikaze? Dope. Walker Assault on Crait? Pretty fuckin neat-o. That Leia one though? Wut?
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EternalDivide
08/26/19 11:05:54 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
Literally cast a shadow over the whole franchise. Not even AotC did that


You don't fuck with Luke Skywalker like that. Pretty unforgivable.

I hate what they did to Han too.

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Jagr_68
08/27/19 12:19:15 AM
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Literally the only great thing about it was Mark Hamill's performance and know what, I actually dug Luke Skywalker: Cynical Jedi too.
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Questionmarktarius
08/27/19 12:20:24 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Literally cast a shadow over the whole franchise. Not even AotC did that

Not even the godawful Ewok Adventures movies did that.
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The Admiral
08/27/19 12:22:21 AM
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Most disappointing movie of the franchise.

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