Current Events > A nuclear missile is headed for your exact location. 20 minutes. What do?

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A_A_Battery
07/11/19 5:47:24 PM
#51:


Say some prayers, kiss the fam goodbye, hope to see em in the afterlife, we could be chillin there.
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Deadpool_18
07/11/19 5:48:43 PM
#52:


I live near the highway in a lowly populated area. I think I can make it.
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Tropicalwood
07/11/19 5:53:48 PM
#53:


hide in my fridge
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legendary_zell
07/11/19 6:05:42 PM
#54:


Doomed due to rush hour traffic so I'd call my parents and closest friends as quickly as possible then walk to the closest liquor store and just chug stuff off the shelves.
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theAteam
07/11/19 6:08:32 PM
#55:


Depending on the size of the blast I might make it. I have a motorcycle with enough fuel so I could maneuver through traffic. I'm right next to a highway that has access to other highways. If I could avoid the traffic jams I could go like 80-90 for a while.
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MarquessLaus
07/11/19 6:23:36 PM
#56:


try to steal a car and then try to drive that car out of the city. fat damn chance tho.
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DiamondDogs
07/11/19 6:31:59 PM
#57:


Well, seeing as how I live about two miles from a former Strategic Air Command base, turned Air National Guard refuling wing.

Probably just stand outside and kiss my ass goodbye.
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glitteringfairy
07/11/19 6:33:52 PM
#58:


DiamondDogs posted...
Well, seeing as how I live about two miles from a former Strategic Air Command base, turned Air National Guard refuling wing.

Probably just stand outside and kiss my ass goodbye.

Deed into the sun my friend
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Pepys Monster
07/11/19 6:35:37 PM
#59:


Alkaloid posted...
and not get pulled over

lmao at pulling over when there's a nuke approaching instead of just letting the police chase you.
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littlebro07
07/11/19 6:36:22 PM
#60:


Whip my dick out and get ready to smack the missile with it
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glitteringfairy
07/11/19 6:36:55 PM
#61:


littlebro07 posted...
Whip my dick out and get ready to smack the missile with it

My man!
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DevsBro
07/11/19 6:45:37 PM
#62:


Gamerguymass posted...
Not to mention insurance will most likely tell you to f*** off if it's a nuclear bomb

I would definitely claim it as an "act of God"
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DiamondDogs
07/11/19 6:46:04 PM
#63:


glitteringfairy posted...
DiamondDogs posted...
Well, seeing as how I live about two miles from a former Strategic Air Command base, turned Air National Guard refuling wing.

Probably just stand outside and kiss my ass goodbye.

Deed into the sun my friend


Ah, I forgot the shipyard, too... and the nuclear plant a few towns over. Yeah, I'm moving after I finish college.
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Forest_Temple
07/11/19 6:58:00 PM
#64:


Dunk and cover under my furniture
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Touya999
07/11/19 7:00:30 PM
#65:


Perascamin posted...
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PowerMang
07/11/19 7:07:10 PM
#66:


Take all the drugs, and maybe have some sex...please?
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rodu_jr
07/11/19 7:15:52 PM
#67:


According to google maps, I can get 20 km west of here at regular speeds in 18 minutes. If I run reds and speed I have a shot, so I might as well take it
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mooreandrew58
07/11/19 7:29:34 PM
#68:


Gamerguymass posted...
What's the point of even out running it? All your shit will be completely obliterated so you would essentially just be homeless. Not to mention insurance will most likely tell you to fuck off if it's a nuclear bomb, plus there will be so many claims that you won't get much, and your actually stuff won't be insured. Those video games you have been collecting since you were a kid? Gone. Good luck buying all of them again. That fancy tv or expensive consoles/PC you game on? Gone. Sure you will survive, but that's all you will do. Afterwards you won't really be able to live.


It would suck but id rather be alive as there is a chance I'll scrape my way back to a decent life.
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mooreandrew58
07/11/19 7:30:39 PM
#69:


Pepys Monster posted...
Alkaloid posted...
and not get pulled over

lmao at pulling over when there's a nuke approaching instead of just letting the police chase you.


Make them chase you then demand they thank you for leading them out of the blast zone
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Vicious_Dios
07/11/19 7:31:37 PM
#70:


Shoot machine guns at it.

As in a machine gun that uses ars as bullets.
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MabusIncarnate
07/11/19 7:33:14 PM
#71:


Deed furiously and try to time my climax seconds before impact
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TreyFlowers
07/11/19 7:35:49 PM
#72:


It takes 15mins to get home so I drive home as fast as possible to be with my wife and kitten for the last 5 minutes
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zog79
07/11/19 7:39:26 PM
#73:


I'm playing Fallout 2 right now, so i guess i'll just keep playing.

"Damn, that game sure is immersive"
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fohstick
07/11/19 7:45:08 PM
#74:


lock myself in the fridge
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Grischnak
07/11/19 7:50:56 PM
#75:


Gamerguymass posted...
What's the point of even out running it? All your shit will be completely obliterated so you would essentially just be homeless. Not to mention insurance will most likely tell you to fuck off if it's a nuclear bomb, plus there will be so many claims that you won't get much, and your actually stuff won't be insured. Those video games you have been collecting since you were a kid? Gone. Good luck buying all of them again. That fancy tv or expensive consoles/PC you game on? Gone. Sure you will survive, but that's all you will do. Afterwards you won't really be able to live.


You're forgetting a pretty big thing: People. Any friends or family you have in the area would all die. Depending on how much of them live in that area, that could be real soul crushing. Fuck, imagine if you have kids and they are at school. Obviously you'd have no time to get them so...what? You just leave them to die?
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Broken_Zeus
07/11/19 7:52:05 PM
#76:


Drive to the nearest place with a deep basement that's a reasonable distance from the impact zone and hunker down there until the blast hits. That way I can survive the initial blast and then improvise a way to reduce radiation while escaping.
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myzz7
07/11/19 7:55:54 PM
#77:


literally post on CE

go out shit posting hard
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SimpleMan
07/11/19 8:10:44 PM
#78:


Get on my bike and head toward the desert. Since I'm on a bike and this is California I can lane split to my hearts content, so I might be able to get far enough away.
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El Mexicano Texano
07/11/19 8:15:24 PM
#79:


If no one else is aware of this then I can make it out freeway is 1 minute away from me after that is a straight shot down once it hits 19mins I would just drive on the feeder so that the blast is blocked by the freeway but I'm sure I would be miles away by then
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MrNintendo
07/11/19 8:25:41 PM
#80:


I'd get in the Fridge, my favourite hero taught me I'd be safe in there
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Skye Reynolds
07/11/19 9:27:57 PM
#82:


Hide in a refrigerator, obviously.
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Fam_Fam
07/11/19 9:31:41 PM
#83:


call my family and gf and say goodbye and i love them.
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jjp05c
07/11/19 9:35:20 PM
#84:


Go lay down with my 3yo son. Without waking him up and just close my eyes...
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ThrillKillFan
07/11/19 10:15:07 PM
#85:


Tuck my head between my legs and kiss my butt goodbye.
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Suikoden420
07/11/19 10:29:15 PM
#86:


I would also sit back and look for the mushroom cloud. But more importantly, I would hope that I am in the kill zone. I don't want to turn into a ghoul.
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haloiscoolisbak
07/11/19 11:26:34 PM
#88:


Probably just ring my parents and sister to tell them I love them
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L0Z
07/11/19 11:34:44 PM
#89:


This scenario legit happened to me in January 2018. Except it turned out some dumb fuck hit the wrong button on a state pc and sent out a missile inbound warning meanwhile the governor kept trying to guess his twitter password for 40 minutes so he could tell everyone it wasnt real on Twitter instead of going to the news.

Anyway I just sat my ass down and watched the news and texted everyone goodbye
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07/11/19 11:39:32 PM
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smoliske
07/11/19 11:43:34 PM
#91:


Alkaloid posted...
It takes five minutes to reach my car

Five minutes to reach the interstate

But I don't think I can escape the blast radius in 10 minutes under realistic conditions. I would need no traffic, drive as fast as possible, and not get pulled over


if you were trying to outrun a nuclear bomb you wouldn't take time to pull over
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gadgaurd
07/11/19 11:48:37 PM
#92:


PatrickMahomes posted...
Nuclear? Yeah no way are you making it out of that blast zone if it's headed right at you.

I deed furiously

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CookieV3
07/11/19 11:49:52 PM
#93:


Id try and get outta there as fast as I can even if it seems unrealistic. If I can come back to a decent life then I have a great story. If not then at least I tried and thered be no what if going through my head if I decide to get drunk and stay home or something.
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wannabepranksta
07/12/19 12:12:06 AM
#94:


Find the most attractive girl in the room and stick my dick in her.
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TreyFlowers
07/12/19 12:16:13 AM
#95:


wannabepranksta posted...
Find the most attractive girl in the room and stick my dick in her.


found the rapist
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haloiscoolisbak
07/12/19 12:37:08 AM
#96:


L0Z posted...
This scenario legit happened to me in January 2018. Except it turned out some dumb fuck hit the wrong button on a state pc and sent out a missile inbound warning meanwhile the governor kept trying to guess his twitter password for 40 minutes so he could tell everyone it wasnt real on Twitter instead of going to the news.

Anyway I just sat my ass down and watched the news and texted everyone goodbye


Which state?
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Dark_SilverX
07/12/19 12:37:52 AM
#97:


Lay in awee and deed my nuts off. Lookin FAR and wide.
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r25
07/12/19 1:56:55 PM
#98:


Alkaloid posted...
It takes five minutes to reach my car

Five minutes to reach the interstate

But I don't think I can escape the blast radius in 10 minutes under realistic conditions. I would need no traffic, drive as fast as possible, and not get pulled over

Why would you stop if a cop tired to pull you
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Alteres
07/12/19 2:05:42 PM
#99:


haloiscoolisbak posted...
L0Z posted...
This scenario legit happened to me in January 2018. Except it turned out some dumb fuck hit the wrong button on a state pc and sent out a missile inbound warning meanwhile the governor kept trying to guess his twitter password for 40 minutes so he could tell everyone it wasnt real on Twitter instead of going to the news.

Anyway I just sat my ass down and watched the news and texted everyone goodbye


Which state?

It was Hawaii.

Sucks to be stuck on an island in that case.
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Darkrobotisback
07/12/19 2:22:03 PM
#100:


Don't nukes give off an emp effect? Even if you did survive the initial blast from a nuke and were driving really fast. You would lose total control of your vehicle because of the emp blast
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mooreandrew58
07/12/19 6:43:16 PM
#101:


Darkrobotisback posted...
Don't nukes give off an emp effect? Even if you did survive the initial blast from a nuke and were driving really fast. You would lose total control of your vehicle because of the emp blast


Well the idea is making it out of the kill zone atleast
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aki_sora
07/13/19 1:47:20 PM
#102:


Take selfie
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