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DevsBro 07/11/19 2:05:46 PM #1: |
Considering I'm on the 9th floor, there's no way I'm fighting past everyone else in the building on the stairs lol. Even if I did get out, the highway would be totally jammed by the time I did.
Think I'll raid the fridge for all the sodas, kick my feet up, look out the Eastern window to see if I can spot it approaching, and see how much I can chug before it hits lol. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 07/11/19 2:10:59 PM #2: |
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nemu 07/11/19 2:11:07 PM #3: |
If I'm the only one who knows, I could probably gun it for the highway in time. If everyone knows, I doubt the roads would be clear enough to even have a chance of making it.
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Chicken 07/11/19 2:16:52 PM #5: |
Youd have to be in an underground bunker to survive a missile aimed directly at you.
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ThyCorndog 07/11/19 2:17:55 PM #6: |
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AloofHermit 07/11/19 2:18:30 PM #7: |
i would start to masturbate and make sure i finish as the bomb hits
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No_U_L7 07/11/19 2:18:47 PM #8: |
NUCLEAR missile? no one stands a chance, the fallout will kill everyone in a 20 min radius
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Perascamin 07/11/19 2:19:37 PM #9: |
Post on CE
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Solar_Crimson 07/11/19 2:19:47 PM #10: |
I'd probably be dead with no hope of escape.
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r25 07/11/19 2:20:01 PM #11: |
Drive
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PatrickMahomes 07/11/19 2:20:22 PM #12: |
Nuclear? Yeah no way are you making it out of that blast zone if it's headed right at you.
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Thatuser 07/11/19 2:20:35 PM #13: |
Jump in the Mississippi, about two blocks from my house. That would probably kill me too, but better odds, idk
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Turbam 07/11/19 2:20:51 PM #14: |
No_U_L7 posted...
NUCLEAR missile? no one stands a chance, the fallout will kill everyone in a 20 min radius If you get in your car and go 60 mph you'd outrun it :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 07/11/19 2:20:56 PM #15: |
Id get under a table or bed or in a closet.
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Cobra1010 07/11/19 2:21:42 PM #16: |
How many miles radius are these things? If only I know about it, I might have a good chance given 20 minutes to drive out of it.
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DevsBro 07/11/19 2:21:49 PM #17: |
Chicken posted...
Youd have to be in an underground bunker to survive a missile aimed directly at you. You could always try to escape. A quick Google search informs me that your chance of death reaches 50% at about 8km (5mi), if it's a 1 MT bomb. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 07/11/19 2:22:40 PM #18: |
Radius of instant destruction due to blast?
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Rusty_Shacklefo 07/11/19 2:23:39 PM #19: |
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josifrees 07/11/19 2:23:58 PM #20: |
Call 911
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Goats 07/11/19 2:24:05 PM #21: |
Get as far from civilization as possible so the missile only gets me kecleon
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Feline_Heart 07/11/19 2:24:57 PM #22: |
Play welcome to the black parade by MCR on repeat while I lie on the floor sobbing
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Ryven 07/11/19 2:25:17 PM #23: |
Get drunk as fast as possible in those 20 minutes. Climb on to the roof with another bottle of hard alcohol completely naked, fire up the fattest cigar possible, put on sunglasses, blast some hard rock and give it the middle finger with a big smile on my face seconds before it hits.
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DevsBro 07/11/19 2:25:21 PM #24: |
Goats posted...
Get as far from civilization as possible so the missile only gets me kecleon lol a homing nuke? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 07/11/19 2:26:42 PM #25: |
Goats posted...
Get as far from civilization as possible so the missile only gets me kecleon Is it a homing missile? I think TC means to your exact location NOW, not if you move. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 07/11/19 2:33:05 PM #26: |
I live close to a mountain park so I could be on the other side of the mountain in 10 minutes of driving. So unless its a Tsar Bomba or something, could have a reasonable chance of survival.
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FigureOfSpeech 07/11/19 2:40:12 PM #27: |
Get drunk as fuck so that I can die while half numb and not anxious.
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LordMarshal 07/11/19 4:23:45 PM #28: |
Goats posted...
Get as far from civilization as possible so the missile only gets me kecleon Why would it only get your kecleon? --- There can be only one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 07/11/19 4:28:07 PM #29: |
ThyCorndog posted...
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SiO4 07/11/19 4:37:46 PM #30: |
The Sun Is Burning
The sun is burning in the sky Strands of clouds go slowly drifting by In the park the lazy breeze Are joining in the flowers, among the trees And the sun burns in the sky Now the sun is in the West Little kids go home to take their rest And the couples in the park Are holdin' hands and waitin' for the dark And the sun is in the West Now the sun is sinking low Children playin' know it's time to go High above a spot appears A little blossom blooms and then draws near And the sun is sinking low Now the sun has come to Earth Shrouded in a mushroom cloud of death Death comes in a blinding flash Of hellish heat and leaves a smear of ash And the sun has come to Earth Now the sun has disappeared All is darkness, anger, pain and fear Twisted, sightless wrecks of men Go groping on their knees and cry in pain And the sun has disappeared --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 07/11/19 4:39:50 PM #31: |
well I just got home. I might try to make it to my gf's work since she's only a couple minutes drive away... idk
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Alteres 07/11/19 4:41:32 PM #32: |
Yeah, probably something boring like grab a couple guns and a bunch of cash and drive like a maniac.
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teepan95 07/11/19 4:42:58 PM #33: |
Make like Indiana Jones and find the nearest fridge
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pauIie 07/11/19 4:43:07 PM #34: |
no way to survive this.
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FFVII_REMAKE 07/11/19 4:43:38 PM #35: |
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RK800_Connor 07/11/19 4:45:44 PM #36: |
"Guess I'll fucking die"
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LightHawKnight 07/11/19 4:58:29 PM #37: |
PoopPotato posted...
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Goats 07/11/19 4:59:14 PM #38: |
If it's not like a tsar bomba and it's not homing on me, I drive as far in one direction as I can. I can probably escape the blast radius within 20 minutes. Probably wooper
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Comfy_Pillow 07/11/19 4:59:46 PM #39: |
Rise up as a gamer one last time
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apocalyptic_4 07/11/19 5:00:38 PM #40: |
Well I live close to a highway so if I were able to get a vehicle I'd be ok if I could avoid rush hour.
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/11/19 5:01:01 PM #41: |
No_U_L7 posted...
NUCLEAR missile? no one stands a chance, the fallout will kill everyone in a 20 min radius My work has fallout shelters, I work for the state. I can get there in 15 minutes and I have a master key for the building --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rimmer_Dall 07/11/19 5:06:46 PM #42: |
We are not the sons of God
We are not His chosen people now We have crossed the path He trod We will feel the pain of His beginning Shadow fingers rise above Iron fingers stab the desert sky Oh, behold the power of man On its tower, ready for the fall Knocking hands together well Raise a city to build a living hell Join the race to suicide Listen for the tolling of the bell Out of the universe A strange love is born Unholy union Trinity reformed Yellow sun, its evil twin In the black, the wings deliver him We will split our souls within Atom seed to nuclear dust is riven Out of the universe A strange love is born Unholy union Trinity reformed Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Bury your morals and bury your dead Bury your head in the sand E = mc squared, you can relate How we made God with our hands Whatever would Robert have said to his God About how we made war with the Sun? E = mc squared, you can relate How we made God with our hands All nations are rising Through acid veils of love and hate Chain letters of Satan Uncertainty led us all to this All nations are rising Through acid veils of love and hate Cold fusion and fury Divide and conquer while ye may Others preach and others fall and pray In the bunkers, where we'll die Where the executioners, they lie Bombers launch with no recall Minute warning of the missile fall Take a look at your last sky Guessing you won't have the time to cry Out of the universe A strange love is born Unholy union Trinity reformed Out of the darkness Out of the darkness Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Out of the darkness, brighter than a thousand suns Holy Father, we have sinned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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QuantumTheory 07/11/19 5:10:48 PM #43: |
Shoot it down.
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FigureOfSpeech 07/11/19 5:12:44 PM #44: |
Goats posted...
If it's not like a tsar bomba and it's not homing on me, I drive as far in one direction as I can. I can probably escape the blast radius within 20 minutes. Probably wooper Fun fact, you can see the tsar bomba's destruction radius on Google maps --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 07/11/19 5:17:08 PM #45: |
I have a storm shelter that weighs 11 tons. Guess I'll try that
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Bad_Mojo 07/11/19 5:26:01 PM #46: |
I don't think 20mins is enough time to get away from a nuke blast. Like, how far away can the blast kill you?
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UnholyMudcrab 07/11/19 5:27:16 PM #47: |
I'm out in the middle of nowhere right now. I think I can get way the hell out a nuke's radius in 20 minutes
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Goats 07/11/19 5:32:22 PM #48: |
Bad_Mojo posted...
I don't think 20mins is enough time to get away from a nuke blast. Like, how far away can the blast kill you? The biggest current yield in the US arsenal is the B-83. You'll want to be at least 15 kilometers away from it to avoid 3rd degree burns. Optimally you'll want to be 21 kilometers away from it. And you'll want to keep moving to avoid the fallout koffing. --- Antifar had made one major error though. He'd ignored the sign that had cautioned him about cruelbuffalos wearing turbams. There was a key in between them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 07/11/19 5:42:47 PM #49: |
What's the point of even out running it? All your shit will be completely obliterated so you would essentially just be homeless. Not to mention insurance will most likely tell you to fuck off if it's a nuclear bomb, plus there will be so many claims that you won't get much, and your actually stuff won't be insured. Those video games you have been collecting since you were a kid? Gone. Good luck buying all of them again. That fancy tv or expensive consoles/PC you game on? Gone. Sure you will survive, but that's all you will do. Afterwards you won't really be able to live.
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Alkaloid 07/11/19 5:46:31 PM #50: |
It takes five minutes to reach my car
Five minutes to reach the interstate But I don't think I can escape the blast radius in 10 minutes under realistic conditions. I would need no traffic, drive as fast as possible, and not get pulled over --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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