Board 8 > Fantastic Mister Star Hood Dillostopia - less worry more furry [dillos]

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https://twitter.com/ExtremeTwintail/status/1137297800935305217

buy me

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damn why such a cool metroid fusion thing all of a sudden

:(

I wish that suit was in smash
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also i can't stand putting small colourful candies like skittles in a bowl because I never really know what kind of candy it is until you take the bite

so until then you're expecting so many different candies that you can mix them all together even with just a single unknown type
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do non-old people do that?
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i hate candy

give me candy KONG you know what i'm sayin

GTM posted...

do non-old people do that?

kateee posted...

#votealldadsout

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candy kong in dk64 helped many dudes and some women through puberty
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i'm going to be up as late as devolver digital is
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puberty aiders:

DOA
Mileena
Stacy Keibler
Hillary Scott
random flash games on newgrounds
BET maybe
Girls Gone Wild ads

in grade school one of my friends had a sleepover birthday party and eventually tv got to those girls phone line infomertials

but everyone was still in like a cooties phase so there was a competition of who could watch the longest but I was just like oh cool and kept watching
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unfortunately I never understood puberty until I was like 20

24 was also great for that shit
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That moment when science teacher bent down to pick something up she dropped and 7th grade me saw her underwear

O_O

Also remembered that in that class the sex ed vid we watched had some story stuff in it and the boy character had the same name as me

Very awkward hearing things like "Darren's penis is now five times its original size"

I never paid attention in grade 5 sex ed. if we had sex ed in grade 9 I dont even remember it
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wait five times what
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iTS ORIGINAL SIZE
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Everyone's reaction exactly basically

that's a mighty grower
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The first instance of any kind of sex ed was in 6th grade and it was a basic here's what sex is and you can ask whatever you want.

Had no idea what anybody was talking about and all I remember walking out there "knowing" was that whatever masturbation was, it could make you blind.

Not that they told us that but some kids wrote something like that as an anonymous question and started cracking up when the teachers got to it. So all I heard was "masturbation blind" because everything else was so nebulous conceptually.

if they talked about it, I didnt listen

I didnt see numbers on the board, im asian I need numbers
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I only really remember a video of a kid popping a boner during class photos and getting embarrassed... and having wet dreams and changing his sheets
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I found out about masturbation entirely by myself and i had no idea what I was doing and then eventually WHAT IS THIS
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math was always my worst from the moment we did anything beyond factors

No idea when or how I found out a out masturbation but I didn't know what it was when 12/13 but knew by 15

I need to go back in time and find out what happened during that missing year in my memory

whenever it comes to factoring I still have to like trial and error guess what two numbers added are supposed to be and what two numbers multiplied is supposed to be

so I always gotta check my guess by expanding it back out
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math and masturbation, my two joys
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I barely even remember what it was just that it was a thing

factor the balls and expand the penis
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@kateee

https://twitter.com/LysandeArts/status/1137768580546801669
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more qts should cosplay Vanille

years of research have led to this

all the qts

is it ordered how do i read this without tiers
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you can't rank qts

they're all QTlicious

where is cooking mama
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i'll pass on that

nobody's a qt until i say they are

i'm the qt master

i've put in years for this

degree in qtology

where is recette
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cookin mama is a qt tho
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thank you gmun for your support
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As master of qts I overrule it

where is kyoko kirigiri
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I actually know her and she is NOT a qt

Get your degree in qtology and we can talk gramps

Nessa

evil ZSS

gotta get Bad Girl in NMH3
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treehouse audrey top treehouse QT
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Pshh real people

I was always a sam mark

Female sam

Audrey was cooler at ign
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I did not forgget #TeamSam GTM

Audrey better be doing Fire Emblem tho, need all the shipping
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