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Full Throttle 12/19/18 12:45:57 AM #1: |
Do you think you'd be popular as a sperm donor? - Results (4 votes)
Yes
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No
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His facebook page has a string of positive pregnancy tests that he proudly shows off as he says his happiness isn't about raising kids of his own: He's just thrilled to help women who want children by donating his substance Kyle is the world's most "popular sperm donor" as the sperm office admis that he has become quite an in-demand person since he started advertising them on facebook 4 years ago. He said "I'm a very, very popular guy. 100 people hit me up every month. I'm in high demand. I can't help everyone but i usually donate to between 2 and 5 people every month"..and notes that services ARE FREE!! Most of the women just take a sample of his sperm and inject it at home with a syringe while the others have SEX with him to get pregnant the "old fashioned way" He said "When we have sex we try to make it fun. Sperm donation gives me and outlet, i have no pressure to find a girlfriend but i still get to have children. For me, sperm donation is a substitute for having a girlfriend" He decided to donate in his early 20's when he realized he got bored of relationships He notes that one couple have a child that is 4 and a 14 month old are already looking like him Kyle has donated to LA, San Fran, Colorado and Texas clinics and he wouldn't mind going OVERSEAS to help impregnant europeans next.. He said "If anyone in the UK wants my services, i am happy to travel. I'd go anywhere to help women out, apart from North Korea or any war zone" Most of the clients are 18-42 and gets a lot of "repeat business" and DOESN'T discriminate on age and makes sure that the child will be supported financially. He says he comes from a good family with 2 educated parents, a lawyer and programmer mother and will be passing down those genes. Kyle also argued that sperm banks may have trouble tracking the offspring of repeat donors so those offspring may not know when they encounter a BROTHER or SISTER as he takes "satisfaction" knowing he has kids in the world and have a great Father's Day party one day in 20 years. His parents however are mixed as his mother has to repeatedly tell him that they are not really his kids Kyle says lastly "My parents are fine about it though, my brother makes a lot of money and i make a lot of children. Women have told me i'm the hottest man they've come across and it makes me happy knowing that. I don't do any drugs, i don't smoke, i don't drink, i don't drink caffeine and i only eat sperm friendly food: wheat, brown rice, fruits and veggies. Right now i'm in university as both siblings of mine are engineers. The nuclear engineer is my TWIN. My grandpa was a scientist". He also put up old photos of himself as a kid and brags about his IQ..and is passing his legacy around the owrld. Do you think you'd be a popular sperm donor? Kyle - https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/21/7584314-6508859-Passing_it_on_Kyle_says_he_is_a_favorable_choice_because_he_come-m-2_1545169847976.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912757140_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912763917_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584312-6508859-image-a-67_1545160270133.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584308-6508859-image-a-69_1545161036991.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584316-6508859-image-m-65_1545159889275.jpg Kyle as a brat - https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415914143463_wps_53_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912863120_Image_galleryImage_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.JPG --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. A GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 24 HOURS. THIS ACCOUNT ONLY!! I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 12/19/18 12:52:21 AM #2: |
I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly
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BlackScythe0 12/19/18 1:07:15 AM #3: |
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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argonautweakend 12/19/18 1:12:47 AM #4: |
It kinda looks like his hairline is receding in that one photo, or maybe its just how his hair is cut.
*snickers* yeah about them good genes edit: though despite that, I do think he looks kind of attractive. but if he is going bald man i aint signing my kid up for that shit. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 12/19/18 1:20:39 AM #5: |
Wat
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LinkPizza 12/19/18 1:30:36 AM #6: |
BlackScythe0 posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly I kind of agree. I mean, kind of attractive, but not that much... to me, at least... argonautweakend posted... It kinda looks like his hairline is receding in that one photo, or maybe its just how his hair is cut. Wouldnt that be mothers father, though... Also, I hope the women he has sex with are single... Also, very conceited. True or not, thats not a very attractive quantity... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zebatov 12/19/18 1:44:54 AM #7: |
BlackScythe0 posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly --- I'm right, as expected. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 12/19/18 1:56:09 AM #8: |
This is how the lizard people propagate.
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Zeus 12/19/18 2:24:19 AM #9: |
zebatov posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...SkynyrdRocker posted...I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly While I wouldn't go quite that far, I'm also not seeing it. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kylo_Ren_ 12/19/18 8:38:45 AM #10: |
What a fucking disappointment. Reading all that shit got me excited, thinking I'm going to hate on that guy's facial structure and physique. What a joke.
I expected something like this guy.... Not to be cocky, I'm better looking than Kyle. --- If it bleeds, we can kill it - Dutch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 12/19/18 8:40:08 AM #11: |
Stop with the daily heil links.
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Blighboy 12/19/18 8:55:57 AM #12: |
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Jen0125 12/19/18 12:16:52 PM #13: |
Who the fuck tells him he's the most attractive man they've ever seen? Have they been outside?
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jramirez23 12/19/18 12:57:48 PM #14: |
Every time I see something about donors I always think of Trent Arsenault.
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wwinterj25 12/19/18 12:58:24 PM #15: |
Full Throttle posted...
Do you think you'd be popular as a sperm donor? No being as I'd never be one. Edit: Also I've seen shits that are more attractive than this guy, ok? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/19/18 3:25:10 PM #16: |
Your mom is the world's most popular sperm RECIEVER
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SkynyrdRocker 12/19/18 8:10:09 PM #17: |
Far-Queue posted...
Your mom is the world's most popular sperm RECIEVER Well your mom is the world's most popular sperm RECEIVER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/19/18 8:26:22 PM #18: |
Spellin' ain't my strong suite
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SkynyrdRocker 12/19/18 8:42:53 PM #19: |
Far-Queue posted...
Spellin' ain't my strong suite You know what your mom's strong suit is? Receiving sperm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/19/18 8:47:21 PM #20: |
I guess she should have recieved sperm from smarter dudes.
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Impavid54 12/19/18 9:01:49 PM #21: |
Wtf
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SkynyrdRocker 12/23/18 9:22:05 PM #22: |
@Far-Queue did your obvious joke post get modded too?
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Far-Queue 12/23/18 10:23:09 PM #23: |
Yeah. They're doing a "your mother" joke crackdown I guess because I had another one modded the other day.
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Syntheticon 12/24/18 1:35:54 AM #24: |
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I feel like I have no grasp on what an attractive man looks like because I think he looks ugly --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FourthDimension 12/24/18 1:38:07 AM #25: |
Him?
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