Board 8 > Why did they lost? Tifa, Sephiroth

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Anagram
11/30/18 7:30:42 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Tifa lost Samus Aran
Sephiroth lost to Mario


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Snake lost because... GameFAQs is no country for old men. (swirldude)
Auron lost because... GameFAQs is no country for old men. (swirldude)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Snake lost because... GameFAQs has changed. (LazyKenny) /
RDSZsUa
"Yeah, you've got a great butt." (SSJSephirothGokuX123)
Auron lost because... When was the last time Sonic HAD a real story? (Unbridled9) / Auron reached for the stars...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpHuG2hHmEo" data-time="

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyvTpeCyhBs" data-time="

Turns out they WERE pretty far as he found his own way to the loser's bracket (Pirateking2000)

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HagenEx
11/30/18 7:31:38 PM
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People are mad at FFVII remake being delayed to 2030.
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Hbthebattle
11/30/18 7:34:00 PM
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Even XXX cant beat X parasites.
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Pirateking2000
11/30/18 7:44:16 PM
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Tifa lost to Samus Aran
Apparently the porn community preferred blondes over brunettes on this one.

Sephiroth lost to Mario
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy.
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NFUN
11/30/18 7:45:27 PM
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why did they lost
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SupremeZero
11/30/18 7:45:57 PM
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They lost because Anagram has shitty grammar.
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Anagram
11/30/18 7:59:54 PM
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NFUN posted...
why did they lost

SupremeZero posted...
They lost because Anagram has shitty grammar.

Darn you
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Yuri_LowelI
11/30/18 8:08:20 PM
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Because Samus has a superior Rack
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igordebraga
11/30/18 8:13:01 PM
#9:


Yeah, I just searched "lose" and only got the previous topic, then I scrolled down and there was "why did they lost".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTcY-INhFwg" data-time="


Anyway, early votes:
Hbthebattle posted...
Even XXX cant beat X parasites.

Pirateking2000 posted...
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy.

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MartinFF7
11/30/18 8:18:07 PM
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UF8
11/30/18 8:19:16 PM
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Hbthebattle posted...
Even XXX cant beat X parasites.

Pirateking2000 posted...
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy.
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/30/18 11:53:28 PM
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igordebraga posted...
Yeah, I just searched "lose" and only got the previous topic, then I scrolled down and there was "why did they lost".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTcY-INhFwg" data-time="


I'm making this my vote, just because.

For Mario-Sephiroth, that is.

Hbthebattle posted...
Even XXX cant beat X parasites.

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igordebraga
12/01/18 12:15:06 AM
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TsunamiXXVIII posted...
igordebraga posted...
Yeah, I just searched "lose" and only got the previous topic, then I scrolled down and there was "why did they lost".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTcY-INhFwg" data-time="


I'm making this my vote, just because.

For Mario-Sephiroth, that is.


The people on this topic continue to surprise me.
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SuperNiceDog
12/01/18 12:17:44 AM
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Sephiroth lost because he didn't have his materia in place

Tifa lost because he was tired from an all-night session with Cloud.
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garetha200
12/01/18 12:31:30 AM
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Sephiroth lost because dab
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Unbridled9
12/01/18 12:39:53 AM
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SupremeZero posted...
They lost because Anagram has shitty grammar.


Okay. In all seriousness...

Hbthebattle posted...
Even XXX cant beat X parasites.


Sephiroth lost because... In a battle of the hairs there's just no trumping that 'stache.
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ScareChan
12/01/18 1:27:36 AM
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Tifa lost because Space Jug Factor
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ScareChan
12/01/18 1:28:44 AM
#18:


Seph lost because

Mario knew he could walk through fire, so he brought his catsuit instead
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Unbridled9
12/01/18 7:09:16 AM
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bump
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LinkMarioSamus
12/01/18 7:34:53 AM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy.


Tifa thought the third time would be the charm and got overconfident. Doesn't help that Samus got over her wangst phase from Other M and has Returned to form (see what I did there?).
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AvaGames
12/01/18 9:55:23 AM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Tifa lost to Samus Aran
Apparently the porn community preferred blondes over brunettes on this one.

Sephiroth lost to Mario
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy.

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AvaGames
12/01/18 9:57:28 AM
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SuperNiceDog posted...
Sephiroth lost because he didn't have his materia in place, whereas Mario only needed a mushroom.

Tifa lost because she was tired from an all-night session with Cloud and ended up getting knocked up.

Hold on, just did some edits, my friend...lol
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Anagram
12/01/18 11:23:02 AM
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Bump
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azuarc
12/01/18 11:27:12 AM
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2 girls, 1 cup size

What good is magic, power, and a giant sword against someone who's literally invincible?
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Anagram
12/01/18 11:46:24 AM
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5 Votes
Even XXX cant beat X parasites. (Hbthebattle)
Sephiroth may be able to bust a solar system, but he doesn't have nearly enough power to take out the entire Super Mario Galaxy. (Pirateking2000)

2 Votes
Apparently the porn community preferred blondes over brunettes on this one. (Pirateking2000)

1 Vote
Tifa
People are mad at FFVII remake being delayed to 2030. (HagenEx)
Because Samus has a superior Rack (Yuri_Lowell)
Tifa lost because he was tired from an all-night session with Cloud. (SuperNiceDog)
Tifa lost because Space Jug Factor (ScareChan)
Tifa thought the third time would be the charm and got overconfident. Doesn't help that Samus got over her wangst phase from Other M and has Returned to form (see what I did there?). (LMS)
2 girls, 1 cup size (azuarc)

Sephiroth
People are mad at FFVII remake being delayed to 2030. (HagenEx)
Yeah, I just searched "lose" and only got the previous topic, then I scrolled down and there was "why did they lost".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTcY-INhFwg" data-time="
(igordebraga)
Sephiroth lost because dab (garetha200)
In a battle of the hairs there's just no trumping that 'stache. (Hbthebattle)
Mario knew he could walk through fire, so he brought his catsuit instead (ScareChan)
Sephiroth lost because he didn't have his materia in place. (SuperNiceDog)
What good is magic, power, and a giant sword against someone who's literally invincible? (azuarc)
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Anagram
12/01/18 12:56:18 PM
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Bump
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12/01/18 5:55:10 PM
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Badump
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