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frozenshock 11/09/18 4:01:28 PM #52:	Pretend you're getting sued and you have to go to Vancouver to defend yourself in court. It's an old story. Something about the ecuadorian mafia. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:912119534] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Pretend you're getting sued and you have to go to Vancouver to defend yourself in court. It's an old story. Something about the ecuadorian mafia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 11/09/18 4:23:18 PM #53:	Where are the pics? --- https://imgur.com/3Iqe55A <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:912120663] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Where are the pics?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 11/09/18 4:25:17 PM #54:	Was it your sister <cite>PBusted posted [p:912120775] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Was it your sister</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tobi011 11/09/18 4:31:12 PM #55:	Yoooo, TC got banned guys. <cite>Tobi011 posted [p:912121103] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Yoooo, TC got banned guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 11/09/18 4:36:56 PM #56:	this topic is wonderful and i'd like to give TC a high five --- Playing: Dead Cells; Celeste; Soul Calibur VI *(~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:912121398] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>this topic is wonderful and i'd like to give TC a high five</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/09/18 4:55:43 PM #57:	User is no longer an active member. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 7 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 1-6 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:912122335] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>User is no longer an active member.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 11/09/18 4:56:43 PM #58:	RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex blinks --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:912122386] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> blinks</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 11/09/18 4:58:33 PM #59:	Suck it, fuck it or leave it alone. I can give myself hand jobs. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:912122478] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>Suck it, fuck it or leave it alone. I can give myself hand jobs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 11/09/18 5:01:04 PM #60:	VandorLee posted... Suck it, fuck it or leave it alone. I can give myself hand jobs. lol <cite>Killmonger posted [p:912122579] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Suck it, fuck it or leave it alone. I can give myself hand jobs.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 11/09/18 5:07:21 PM #61:	Breasts posted... RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex Nope. When your penis penetrates her vagina.....then its sex. <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:912122890] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> Nope. When your penis penetrates her vagina.....then its sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 11/09/18 5:18:37 PM #62:	You know what I think is messed up? That we expect our partners to be perfect right when we meet them after we've entered the real world. Dude almost everyone has problems, being fat shouldn't be a deal breaker, there's a lot of girls who get better looking after they find a partner, and the only reason they're fat is cuz they're lonely as heck so they eat to feel better. Even if a person is sick it's better than being lonely, you can learn a lot from sick people, it preps you for what's to come in the future. Almost everyone takes something now a days, the world is tough and being a shallow piece of crap isn't a good quality, chances are you have flaws too TC. --- https://tinyurl.com/y8nh4ach <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:912123429] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>You know what I think is messed up? That we expect our partners to be perfect right when we meet them after we've entered the real world. Dude almost everyone has problems, being fat shouldn't be a deal breaker, there's a lot of girls who get better looking after they find a partner, and the only reason they're fat is cuz they're lonely as heck so they eat to feel better. Even if a person is sick it's better than being lonely, you can learn a lot from sick people, it preps you for what's to come in the future. Almost everyone takes something now a days, the world is tough and being a shallow piece of crap isn't a good quality, chances are you have flaws too TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 11/09/18 5:22:20 PM #63:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... I dunno bro, from the pics youve posted youre no dreamboat and kinda chunky yourself. You might have to settle. plz respond --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:912123592] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>I dunno bro, from the pics youve posted youre no dreamboat and kinda chunky yourself. You might have to settle.</quote> plz respond</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 11/09/18 5:27:11 PM #64:	Breasts posted... RebelElite791 posted... Breasts posted... Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base That isn't getting laid I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex You have to penetrate the vagina or ass. Oral is not sex. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:912123820] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RebelElite791 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>Anyway I got to second base and she got to third base</quote> That isn't getting laid</quote> I finished on her breasts I think that counts as getting laid. When the nipple makes its first appearance = sex</quote> You have to penetrate the vagina or ass. Oral is not sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 11/09/18 10:20:32 PM #65:	Tobi011 posted... Yoooo, TC got banned guys. Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (4-5): https://imgur.com/haH0W8z <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:912137980] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tobi011 posted...</cite> <quote>Yoooo, TC got banned guys.</quote> Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 11/09/18 10:36:50 PM #66:	TC had no honor though. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:912138605] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>TC had no honor though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodychess 11/10/18 8:45:59 AM #68:	Muffinz0rz posted... Tobi011 posted... Yoooo, TC got banned guys. Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor What a waste of a good gimmick name --- To err is human To arr is pirate <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:912153685] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tobi011 posted...</cite> <quote>Yoooo, TC got banned guys.</quote> Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor</quote> What a waste of a good gimmick name</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 11/10/18 10:27:37 AM #69:	Bloodychess posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Tobi011 posted... Yoooo, TC got banned guys. Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor What a waste of a good gimmick name Very sad to see it go. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (4-5): https://imgur.com/haH0W8z <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:912156975] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bloodychess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tobi011 posted...</cite> <quote>Yoooo, TC got banned guys.</quote> Time to get this topic to 500 in TC's honor</quote> What a waste of a good gimmick name</quote> Very sad to see it go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 11/10/18 10:28:49 AM #70:	Breasts posted... The thing is I knew from her profile that she was thick but I didn't realize she was going to be THAT fat. Like she was WAYYYYYY fatter than I expected her to be. That's how it ALWAYS is! If they look a little fat in the pic, they're going to be whales when you meet them lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:912157016] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>The thing is I knew from her profile that she was thick but I didn't realize she was going to be THAT fat. Like she was WAYYYYYY fatter than I expected her to be.</quote> That's how it ALWAYS is! If they look a little fat in the pic, they're going to be whales when you meet them lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 11/10/18 10:30:28 AM #71:	but then she showed up to my apartment Always always always go to their place first. --- Currently playing: RDR2 (ps4) Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4), Resident Evil (xbone) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:912157071] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><quote>but then she showed up to my apartment</quote> Always always always go to their place first.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiderGwen 11/10/18 10:32:31 AM #72:	You really shouldn't feel bad about ghosting her or telling her off. Her pictures were dishonest, and it's kinda on you for still going ahead with it in the first place, but that doesn't mean it's okay that she lied. I have a fat friend that does this to people and it makes me mad. <cite>SpiderGwen posted [p:912157133] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote>You really shouldn't feel bad about ghosting her or telling her off. Her pictures were dishonest, and it's kinda on you for still going ahead with it in the first place, but that doesn't mean it's okay that she lied. I have a fat friend that does this to people and it makes me mad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 11/10/18 10:48:34 AM #73:	SauI_Goodman posted... but then she showed up to my apartment Always always always go to their place first. Out of the dozen or so hookups I've had online, I don't think I've ever hooked up at their place. --- Proud leader of the Peypals Turbam 2020: Make America :V again <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:912157641] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote><quote>but then she showed up to my apartment</quote> Always always always go to their place first.</quote> Out of the dozen or so hookups I've had online, I don't think I've ever hooked up at their place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_Katt_II 11/10/18 10:52:10 AM #74:	voldothegr8 posted... User is no longer an active member. rip <cite>Devil_Katt_II posted [p:912157751] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>User is no longer an active member.</quote> rip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 11/10/18 11:17:45 AM #75:	Bestoffuture posted... SauI_Goodman posted... but then she showed up to my apartment Always always always go to their place first. Out of the dozen or so hookups I've had online, I don't think I've ever hooked up at their place. Lucky for you you haven't run into any crazies... yet. --- Currently playing: RDR2 (ps4) Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4), Resident Evil (xbone) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:912158610] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bestoffuture posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote><quote>but then she showed up to my apartment</quote> Always always always go to their place first.</quote> Out of the dozen or so hookups I've had online, I don't think I've ever hooked up at their place.</quote> Lucky for you you haven't run into any crazies... yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 11/10/18 12:06:10 PM #76:	lincoln002 posted... You know what I think is messed up? That we expect our partners to be perfect right when we meet them after we've entered the real world. Dude almost everyone has problems, being fat shouldn't be a deal breaker, there's a lot of girls who get better looking after they find a partner, and the only reason they're fat is cuz they're lonely as heck so they eat to feel better. Even if a person is sick it's better than being lonely, you can learn a lot from sick people, it preps you for what's to come in the future. Almost everyone takes something now a days, the world is tough and being a shallow piece of crap isn't a good quality, chances are you have flaws too TC. I would like to add to this, what do you lose by giving a bigger girl a chance? Have you ever been with a fat girl? It might very much surprise you that you like it. Not only that, if she's not getting any attention, she's going to make sure that she keeps yours. It's a no lose situation. Unless she's crazy, too, then run. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:912160690] in uhg I got ... [t:77185285]...</cite> <quote><cite>lincoln002 posted...</cite> <quote>You know what I think is messed up? That we expect our partners to be perfect right when we meet them after we've entered the real world. Dude almost everyone has problems, being fat shouldn't be a deal breaker, there's a lot of girls who get better looking after they find a partner, and the only reason they're fat is cuz they're lonely as heck so they eat to feel better. Even if a person is sick it's better than being lonely, you can learn a lot from sick people, it preps you for what's to come in the future. Almost everyone takes something now a days, the world is tough and being a shallow piece of crap isn't a good quality, chances are you have flaws too TC.</quote> I would like to add to this, what do you lose by giving a bigger girl a chance? Have you ever been with a fat girl? It might very much surprise you that you like it. Not only that, if she's not getting any attention, she's going to make sure that she keeps yours. It's a no lose situation. Unless she's crazy, too, then run.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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