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Anagram 10/27/18 8:14:14 PM #1: |
The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner. 2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded. 3. Vote for the explanation you think is best. 4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day. 5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote. Yesterday's Matches Hat Kid lost to Squall Leonhart Ramza Beoulve lost to Garrus Vakarian Metal Sonic lost to The Boss Ezio Auditore da Firenze lost to Zelda Previous Answers http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F Yesterday's Answers Chris Redfield lost because... After all the bulls*** Chris has dealt with... of course he is going to lose to a lawyer. Stevie wonder could have found a way to lock that dude up (ScareChan) Joel lost because... You know? I honestly sat down at this computer and tried to come up with a good pun that wasn't 'We Like Ike' or 'Ike fights for his friends' but I honestly couldn't. Joel's 'GOTY' character was so flat and uninteresting I could barely remember him in comparison to a B-list (at the time) JRPG protagonist who is basically 'Fantasy Luke Skywalker who might be gay'. That's how bad the writing for these supposed 'Game of the Year' games really is. It's like the Oscars in which they'll ignore all the actually good movies for some obscure movie that was middling at best or about gay cowboys eating pudding or something. (Unbridled9) Estelle Bright lost because... She wasn't as Bright as the Golden Sun. (Pirateking2000) Guile lost because... Kirby tried swallowing him, and Guile's hair goes with everything. (FalconPain) Yesterday's Runners-up Chris Redfield lost because... Chris is afraid of zombies. Phoenix has cross-examined the dead. (ZeldaTPLink) Joel lost because... We liked Ike more. (Pirateking2000) Estelle Bright lost because... She was too busy collecting sneakers to have time to find any votes. (garetha200) Guile lost because... case guile fogot to use his sonic boom (ertyu) --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ashethan 10/27/18 8:17:07 PM #2: |
Why did Ramza lose? Well, Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.
Metal Sonic lost because he was too metal and not enough Sonic --- Growing up, I wish some teacher told me "You probably won't ever need this, but if you don't learn it, you might miss out on something really cool." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Captain_Sorzo 10/27/18 8:20:24 PM #3: |
Ramza managed an early lead, but the fight was over the moment Garrus finished his calibrations.
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Underleveled 10/27/18 8:22:05 PM #4: |
Ramza:
Poor Ramza... --- darkx Score: 34/36; today's picks: Aloy, Fox, Toad, Aerith ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeryInsane 10/27/18 8:34:52 PM #5: |
Hat Kid lost cause Squalls response to the hat was Whatever
Ramza lost cause Garrus set his calibrations directly on poor Ramzas buttpants Metal Sonic lost cause hes not even the Boss of his own existence Ezio lost cause whether its Link or Zelda, it makes no Da Firenze --- Warning: I'm literally VeryInsane. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CelesMyUserName 10/27/18 8:35:44 PM #6: |
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ScareChan 10/27/18 8:37:40 PM #7: |
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garetha200 10/27/18 8:46:39 PM #8: |
Ashethan posted...
Why did Ramza lose? Well, Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God. ^ that's quality right there Hat Kid lost because she couldn't Seal the Deal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 10/27/18 8:52:10 PM #9: |
Hat Kid lost because... whatever
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FBike1 10/27/18 8:54:17 PM #10: |
Ramza lost because l i t t l e d a y v o t e
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SupremeZero 10/27/18 8:55:37 PM #11: |
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Johnbobb 10/27/18 8:57:09 PM #12: |
Ezio lost because he works in the dark to serve the light force
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Unbridled9 10/27/18 9:03:55 PM #13: |
Hat kid lost because not even she can figure out ffviiis plot.
Razma lost because his victory was a lie upon which we supped. Metal lost because there can be only one Sonic. Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. --- I am the gentle hand who heals, the happy smile who shields, and the foot that will kick your ***! - White Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScareChan 10/27/18 9:12:12 PM #14: |
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trdl23 10/27/18 9:15:51 PM #15: |
Ashethan posted...
Why did Ramza lose? Well, Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zenithian Legend 10/27/18 9:23:15 PM #16: |
Because you're all a bunch of stupid kids...
again... GET OFF MY LAWN! --- FFRK ID: 24F2 - Shadow BSB for dailies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 10/27/18 9:56:29 PM #17: |
Bump
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ScareChan 10/27/18 10:00:31 PM #18: |
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ZeldaTPLink 10/27/18 10:07:55 PM #19: |
Squall made some big speech about saving the world, but Hat Kid just wanted to go home.
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ZeldaTPLink 10/27/18 10:08:42 PM #20: |
Unbridled9 posted...
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KingAshnard 10/27/18 10:20:02 PM #21: |
Johnbobb posted...
Hat Kid lost because... whatever. Ashethan posted... Why did Ramza lose? Well, don't blame us. Blame yourself or God. Unbridled9 posted... Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. --- All hail the king of Daein! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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azuarc 10/27/18 11:55:22 PM #22: |
Johnbobb posted...
Hat Kid lost because... whatever Garrus is an archangel, so Ramza had to blame himself. The Boss was rockin' long before Metal hit the scene. Because voting for Zelda is Ezio mode. --- Video Game Music Contest 12 winner: Ys 8 - Sunshine Coastline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 10/28/18 12:26:55 AM #23: |
Badumpw
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Shonen_Bat 10/28/18 12:35:14 AM #24: |
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Anagram 10/28/18 1:43:53 AM #25: |
Bump
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StartTheMachine 10/28/18 2:03:20 AM #26: |
VeryInsane posted...
Ezio lost cause whether its Link or Zelda, it makes no Da Firenze --- - Blur - Welcome to your Divinity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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igordebraga 10/28/18 2:41:15 AM #27: |
Might change later, but:
Hat Kid lost because... whatever. yes, poor Ramza... Metal Sonic lost because he was too metal and not enough Sonic. Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. --- ALL HAIL! King of the losers! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Logience 10/28/18 2:45:43 AM #28: |
Metal Sonic lost...BECAUSE WERE SONIC HEROES!!
Alternatively, the first person to figure out a good joke involving the above combined with The Bosss headstone gets my vote. --- >unironically playing video games ... Copied to Clipboard!
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banshiryuu 10/28/18 3:41:48 AM #29: |
FBike1 posted...
Ramza lost because l i t t l e d a y v o t e ... Copied to Clipboard!
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doodlecrazy 10/28/18 3:54:45 AM #30: |
Captain_Sorzo posted...
Ramza managed an early lead, but the fight was over the moment Garrus finished his calibrations. Got my vote. The Boss is no stranger to Metal Gear, so she alrewdy knew how win. (Something like that *_*) --- I'd call you a C***, but I doubt you have either the depth or the capacity to give pleasure. A blind man walks into a bar... and a table and a chair. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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snake_5036 10/28/18 3:59:10 AM #31: |
Unbridled9 posted...
Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. --- You felt your sins weighing down on your neck. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeldaTPLink 10/28/18 8:11:44 AM #32: |
How do I make Hat Kid do that in the game?
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LinkMarioSamus 10/28/18 9:01:12 AM #33: |
Captain_Sorzo posted...
Ramza managed an early lead, but the fight was over the moment Garrus finished his calibrations. Second this. --- "Nothing I could do!" -Darksydephil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 10/28/18 10:35:12 AM #34: |
Badump
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Lightning Strikes 10/28/18 10:44:10 AM #35: |
Too many good Ramza/Garrus ones. Blame yourself or God, calibrations, the gif, and l i t t l e d a y v o t e all deserve it.
So for now I'll just vote for: Unbridled9 posted... Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. --- I just decided to change this sig. Blaaaaaaargh BKSheikah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 10/28/18 10:46:05 AM #36: |
6 Votes
Ezio lost because his voters had to log in to uPlay first. 5 Votes Hat Kid lost because... whatever 4 Votes Why did Ramza lose? Well, Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God. 3 Votes Yes, poor Ramza... Metal Sonic lost because he was too metal and not enough Sonic Ramza managed an early lead, but the fight was over the moment Garrus finished his calibrations. 2 Votes Ezio lost cause whether its Link or Zelda, it makes no Da Firenze Ramza lost because l i t t l e d a y v o t e 1 Vote Hat Kid Hat Kid lost cause Squalls response to the hat was Whatever Hat Kid lost because she couldn't Seal the Deal Hat kid lost because not even she can figure out ffviiis plot. Hat kid lost because squall got her hooked on triple triad Squall made some big speech about saving the world, but Hat Kid just wanted to go home. Ramza Ramza lost cause Garrus set his calibrations directly on poor Ramzas buttpants Ramza lost because garrus has experience dealing with androgynous leads Razma lost because his victory was a lie upon which we supped. Garrus is an archangel, so Ramza had to blame himself. Metal Sonic Metal Sonic lost cause hes not even the Boss of his own existence Metal lost because there can be only one Sonic. The Boss was rockin' long before Metal hit the scene. Metal Sonic lost...BECAUSE WERE SONIC HEROES!! The Boss is no stranger to Metal Gear, so she alrewdy knew how win. Ezio Ezio lost because he works in the dark to serve the light force Because voting for Zelda is Ezio mode. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Justin2Krelian 10/28/18 11:06:55 AM #37: |
Ramza: The Boss
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Anagram 10/28/18 1:10:44 PM #38: |
Bump
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igordebraga 10/28/18 3:17:55 PM #39: |
I'll change mine to the "Ramza managed an early lead, but the fight was over the moment Garrus finished his calibrations." one.
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tripleh213 10/28/18 4:25:18 PM #40: |
Yes, poor Ramza...
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Anagram 10/28/18 5:32:23 PM #41: |
Bamp
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