Board 8 > Why did the lose 3? Primrose, Zidane Tribal, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Monika

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10/21/18 8:19:19 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.
5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote.

Yesterday's Matches
Primrose lost to Zero
Zidane Tribal lost to Knuckles the Echidna
Noctis Lucis Caelum lost to Master Hand
Monika lost to Wario

Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Yu Narukami lost because... How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist... (Dark Young Link)
Victor Sullivan lost because... the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya. (Asthethan)
Tidus lost because... "TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht (Pirateking2000)
Dragonborn lost because... he was a fus-ro-dud. (Johnbobb)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Yu Narukami lost because... he didn't spend any time raising his "GameFAQs Voter" Social Link. (FFnut)
Victor Sullivan lost because... he was trying to find a bride in a brothel. (ScareChan)
Tidus lost because... his laugh does not expand dong. (Underleveled)
Dragonborn lost because... he took an arrow to the knee. (GasvEvans123)

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Hbthebattle
10/21/18 8:20:44 PM
#2:


Even if you divide eight by zero, it's still Zero.

(alternatively)

How do you beat a determined assassin with daddy issues? A determined assassin with girlfriend issues.
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Hbthebattle
10/21/18 8:21:29 PM
#3:


Noctis wouldn't be able to beat his only lover after his girlfriend's death.
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Hbthebattle
10/21/18 8:22:30 PM
#4:


Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.
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POKEFEAR2018
10/21/18 8:22:59 PM
#5:


Mr. Echidna put his Knuckles up Zidane's Tribal
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Hbthebattle
10/21/18 8:24:26 PM
#6:


Zidane's fall to the FF deboost was due to a wide variety of factors.... & Knuckles.
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ScareChan
10/21/18 8:26:06 PM
#7:


Primrose lost because A rose by any other name could not suck more

Zidane lost because he did not know de wae

Monika lost because Just Wario
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ScareChan
10/21/18 8:27:21 PM
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Noctis lost because the match took place in the 8 years where no one knew where he was and he didnt show up
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slykirby
10/21/18 8:27:51 PM
#9:


Wario vored Monika.
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GavsEvans123
10/21/18 8:28:32 PM
#10:


Zidane attacked the queen instead of protecting her, so Knuckles spat on de non-believer
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-hotdogturtle--
10/21/18 8:28:36 PM
#11:


Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo
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-hotdogturtle--
10/21/18 8:28:55 PM
#12:


(The gif is part of my answer)
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ZenOfThunder
10/21/18 8:30:14 PM
#13:


Zidane:


Monika:
0S4rbuM
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RyoCaliente
10/21/18 8:32:29 PM
#14:


Monika lost because nobody reads on GameFAQS.
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FBike1
10/21/18 8:33:22 PM
#15:


Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.

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ScareChan
10/21/18 8:34:19 PM
#16:


oh -hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

god its loss
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ZenOfThunder
10/21/18 8:34:23 PM
#17:


Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.


change mine to this actually
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aDirtyShisno
10/21/18 8:34:24 PM
#18:


*they
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FFnut
10/21/18 8:35:50 PM
#19:


Primrose lost because she wouldn't put her naughty mouth where it belongs and please Helgenish to his satisfaction.

Zidane lost because Knuckles's spines weren't "Ooh... soft" enough.

I had a Noctis one here, but I clearly have to vote for the superior one:

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

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ZenOfThunder
10/21/18 8:36:38 PM
#20:


ScareChan posted...
oh -hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

god its loss


fuck i'm voting for this
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Pirateking2000
10/21/18 8:38:23 PM
#21:


Primrose: She had zero chance of winning

Zidane Tribal: Trying to steal the Master Emerald didn't work out too well for him.

Noctis Lucis Caelum: Noctis fell asleep mid match. Master Hand tried to slap some sense into him but to no avail.

Monika: Just Monika was eliminated from this match.
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Dark Young Link
10/21/18 8:39:25 PM
#22:


Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.


-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

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UF8
10/21/18 8:45:39 PM
#23:


Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo
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Underleveled
10/21/18 8:53:42 PM
#24:


ZenOfThunder posted...
Monika:
0S4rbuM


Primrose:
Katniss wasnt around to volunteer as tribute
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ZeldaTPLink
10/21/18 8:56:20 PM
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Noctis couldn't come, he had an appointment with his proctologist.

Monika is an amateur hacker. Wario makes mega microgames.

Primrose lost because zero people have played Octopath Traveler.
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ZeldaTPLink
10/21/18 8:56:43 PM
#26:


ZenOfThunder posted...
Zidane:
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Logience
10/21/18 8:57:33 PM
#27:


OBEY WARIO.

DESTROY MONIKA.

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OrangeCrush980
10/21/18 9:00:41 PM
#28:


Zidane vs. Knuckles:

WarThaNemesis2 posted...
yeah there was a server problem and for the first three hours the matches were posted on GloveFAQs


Noctis vs. Master Hand:

WarThaNemesis2 posted...
yeah there was a server problem and for the first three hours the matches were posted on GloveFAQs

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NFUN
10/21/18 9:02:01 PM
#29:


Underleveled posted...
ZenOfThunder posted...
Monika:
0S4rbuM


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garetha200
10/21/18 9:07:25 PM
#30:


Primrose lost because Zero figured out he was fighting for votes.

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo


also this is the best thing
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OrangeCrush980
10/21/18 9:09:19 PM
#31:


GameFAQs voters were more interested in writing poems for Wario than for Monika.
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-hotdogturtle--
10/21/18 9:20:07 PM
#32:


Logience posted...
OBEY WARIO.

DESTROY MONIKA.

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darkbuster
10/21/18 9:20:42 PM
#33:


Zero may have never wanted to be a hero, but Primrose couldn't even be a Zero.

Zidane messed with Knuckles' emerald, but little did he know, he was messin' wit' da wrong guy.

Noctis took a backhand from the pimp hand.

Monika's fans tried to rally for "Just Monika", but the text glitched out, & all they got was "Just Mona", which Wario took full advantage of.
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hylianknight3
10/21/18 9:26:50 PM
#34:


UF8 posted...
Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo


These
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Tenmyouji
10/21/18 9:28:08 PM
#35:


UF8 posted...
Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

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Anagram
10/21/18 9:48:14 PM
#36:


Bump
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Johnbobb
10/21/18 9:50:22 PM
#37:


NFUN posted...
Underleveled posted...
ZenOfThunder posted...
Monika:
0S4rbuM


ZeldaTPLink posted...
ZenOfThunder posted...
Zidane:

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

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10/21/18 9:51:40 PM
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Logience posted...
OBEY WARIO.

DESTROY MONIKA.

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KingAshnard
10/21/18 10:13:03 PM
#40:


Primrose lost because her life is a beautiful tragedy.

Zidane did not know de wae.

Hbthebattle posted...
Noctis wouldn't be able to beat his only lover after his girlfriend's death.

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ChichiriMuyo
10/21/18 11:29:55 PM
#41:


-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo


I laughed.
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_SecretSquirrel
10/21/18 11:37:19 PM
#42:


-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

Just loss.
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ben10kenobi
10/22/18 12:05:59 AM
#43:


Dark Young Link posted...
Hbthebattle posted...
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.


-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo

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Anagram
10/22/18 12:07:13 AM
#44:


13 Votes
Noctis was handed a loss.
rxHZSuo

8 Votes
Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.

3 Votes

0S4rbuM
OBEY WARIO.

DESTROY MONIKA.

2 Votes
Zidane lost because he did not know de wae
Noctis wouldn't be able to beat his only lover after his girlfriend's death.

1 Vote
Primose:
Even if you divide eight by zero, it's still Zero.
Primrose lost because A rose by any other name could not suck more
Primrose lost because she wouldn't put her naughty mouth where it belongs and please Helgenish to his satisfaction.
She had zero chance of winning
Katniss wasnt around to volunteer as tribute
Primrose lost because zero people have played Octopath Traveler.
Primrose lost because Zero figured out he was fighting for votes.
Zero may have never wanted to be a hero, but Primrose couldn't even be a Zero.
Primrose lost because her life is a beautiful tragedy.

Zidane:
Mr. Echidna put his Knuckles up Zidane's Tribal
Zidane's fall to the FF deboost was due to a wide variety of factors.... & Knuckles.
Zidane attacked the queen instead of protecting her, so Knuckles spat on de non-believer
Zidane lost because Knuckles's spines weren't "Ooh... soft" enough.
Trying to steal the Master Emerald didn't work out too well for him.
yeah there was a server problem and for the first three hours the matches were posted on GloveFAQs
Zidane messed with Knuckles' emerald, but little did he know, he was messin' wit' da wrong guy.

Noctis:
Noctis wouldn't be able to beat his only lover after his girlfriend's death.
Noctis lost because the match took place in the 8 years where no one knew where he was and he didnt show up
Noctis fell asleep mid match. Master Hand tried to slap some sense into him but to no avail.
Noctis couldn't come, he had an appointment with his proctologist.
Noctis took a backhand from the pimp hand.

Monika:
Monika lost because Just Wario
Wario vored Monika.
Monika lost because nobody reads on GameFAQS.
Just Monika was eliminated from this match.
Monika is an amateur hacker. Wario makes mega microgames.
GameFAQs voters were more interested in writing poems for Wario than for Monika.
Monika's fans tried to rally for "Just Monika", but the text glitched out, & all they got was "Just Mona", which Wario took full advantage of.
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ScareChan
10/22/18 12:19:03 AM
#45:


maybe for Monika

Monika lost because ERROR COULD NOT DELETE . WAR FILE
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azuarc
10/22/18 1:44:47 AM
#47:


Katniss wasnt around to volunteer as tribute

Zidane's fall to the FF deboost was due to a wide variety of factors.... & Knuckles.

Noctis was handed a loss.


Monika broke the script, leaving the voters staring at nothing all weekend.
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hombad46
10/22/18 8:31:49 AM
#48:


Dang, all the Primrose nominations only have one vote. Guess I'll try to come up with a good one. This would be so much easier if she was up against Crowe.

...Yeah I got nothing. Why couldn't it have been Cyrus or Olberic or Therion? Then I could've done something about their focus/blade/nearest tavern respectively. Primrose is giving me nothing to work with.
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LinkMarioSamus
10/22/18 8:34:31 AM
#49:


Primrose lost because she didn't know what she was fighting for.

Zidane lost because he was too effeminate, and thus not tougher than leather.

-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Noctis was handed a loss.

rxHZSuo


Monika lost because...D'OH SHE MISSED!
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igordebraga
10/22/18 12:32:39 PM
#50:


Katniss wasnt around to volunteer as tribute.



Noctis was handed a loss.rxHZSuo

Monika's rally force couldn't vote for just Monika, so they decided not to vote at all.
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Aysander
10/22/18 12:55:20 PM
#51:


Zidane lost his wae when he saw there were cuties in the poll.

Noctis got Glove Slapped right down into HFIL with Kuja.

Monkia accidentally hacked her way right into a Warioware game.

Primrose wilted because...well, let's be honest. Zero cares were given.
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