Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 456: Nobody expects the Undertaker!

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Jon Jones got his suspension reduced by almost 3 years for ratting out other PED offenders/suppliers

Im sure thatll make him REAL popular backstage
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Well, it was that or basically not make money for four years, so I don't blame him for that.

Of course, he's still a moron for getting suspended like this in the first place.
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I like Stone Cold Becky Lynch

That promo on Smackdown was obviously supposed to be "disrespectful" to the babyface Charlotte, but it was badass instead. Like "Yeah bitch, I'm great, better recognize."

Deserves that title for sure.
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Fuck me, that was quite an NXT Main Event! MOTW!

Damn You, Undisputed Era but I'd lying if I didn't expect them to stick their noses in.

That was INTENSE.

''Both these guys!''
''Both these guys!

Also, Ceddy/Gulak was pretty wild.

I love matches where both Blokes are REALLY GOING FOR IT

ScareChan posted...

No finish
No mitb
No brock on raw
And they announced the next main title match for November

There's no reason to watch until then because no big changes are happening for months now

You say No.2 like it's a BAD thing. It's usually 6 of One whenever he's around.

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Well, it was that or basically not make money for four years, so I don't blame him for that.

Of course, he's still a moron for getting suspended like this in the first place.

True but no-one likes a snitch.
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Katie Lea Burchill's I'M GONNA FIND YOU, I'M GONNA HURT YOU song is my bop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtXplXNRH48" data-time="

Wasn't it your favorite wrestling song back in 2009?

That iconic spear by Tiffany to Rosa Mendes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPz2YIJX-ec" data-time="

More iconic than a single Riott Squad match and Absolution match.

Katie Lea Burchill, Michelle McCool and Layla made cameo appearances in Preston Condra's 90 minute long iconic Power Rangers movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aNVHD9MCw" data-time="

You won't see the Riott Squad or Manly Banks be in a movie of mine. Sasha be working at Burger King if she wasn't related to Snoop Dogg.

Preston fucking shut the fuck up
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Preston Condra And Women's Wrestling = Complicated Relationship

XIII_rocks posted...

Preston fucking shut the fuck up

So that's why I kept getting notifications and not seeing anything! Should have known
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Jakyl25 posted...

Also OF COURSE Corbin likes Shinedown

Hey, ''Enemies'' was a GREAT theme.
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Finally got to watch Kenny/Kota from the G1.

Those two are maniacs. Gonna kill each other for real one of these days.
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I know this isn't an MMA topic but I guess it's close enough. On Wrestling Observer Radio, Bryan, Dave, and Tom Lawlor (who has gone through all the USADA stuff and was ultimately let go from the UFC) talk about the total bullshit that was Jon Jones being able to come back and the corruption at every step of the way. Basically they said that Jon Jones seemed very honest about not being on the stuff he was accused of, which is hilarious given how many times he's lied about everything including watching the mandatory USADA videos, so they lessened the punishment.

Between this and Connor McGregor's bus assault getting him a slap on the wrist, UFC is a bullshit sport that can barely be considered one.
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https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1042546615817568262

Big E is a treasure

Edit: https://twitter.com/ReneeYoungWWE/status/1042559301808607232

Renee responded!
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Hardcore_Adult posted...

Fuck me, that was quite an NXT Main Event! MOTW!

Damn You, Undisputed Era but I'd lying if I didn't expect them to stick their noses in.

That was INTENSE.

''Both these guys!''
''Both these guys!

Also, Ceddy/Gulak was pretty wild.

I love matches where both Blokes are REALLY GOING FOR IT

ScareChan posted...

No finish
No mitb
No brock on raw
And they announced the next main title match for November

There's no reason to watch until then because no big changes are happening for months now

You say No.2 like it's a BAD thing. It's usually 6 of One whenever he's around.

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Well, it was that or basically not make money for four years, so I don't blame him for that.

Of course, he's still a moron for getting suspended like this in the first place.

True but no-one likes a snitch.

Yes but ending to hiac made you think brock would be active at least then. But the first 10 minutes killed all that
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Sasha Banks is injured.

Mickie James is replacing her in the Mixed Match Challenge with Bobby "My Man" Lashley.
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I haven't watched 205 Live yet but:

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1042558480614404096?s=19

This is awesome.
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They put the Rusev Day entrance in WWE 2k19

tear emoji
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TheRock1525 posted...

I haven't watched 205 Live yet but:

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1042558480614404096?s=19

This is awesome.

It's really cool looking, but I'm still trying to figure out what Alexander was trying to "do" aside from a really cool looking spot. It doesn't look like that's something that just happened, it looks like something that was obviously planned so it's hard to suspend disbelief that it was natural.
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I think kayfabe it's the momentum build up
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From the replies

Suplexing someone and they counter and land on feet but you counter back into suplex

Works for me
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I take it as hes trying to suplex Gulak to the floor, but Gulak counters by holding on and landing on his feet, so Cedric counters that by holding on and landing on HIS feet, then doing a floor suplex
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The problem is you don't really know they're going to be countering by landing on their feet when you're in the position to hold on to them. Like you wouldn't go down with them in that way with a normal suplex to the floor.

It is kinda dumb.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81EVlR5Fh5I" data-time="

Suddenly I'm hopeful for a good story mode this year
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I can find clips of the Columbine victims when they were 8/9/10 years old.

Did Eve Torres do any stupid when she was 17-18-19 years old?

Has she done ANYTHING since leaving the wrestling business?

Well besides getting her breast implants removed that is.

Taylor Wilde got hers done. It's obvious.

Before: http://capricorncity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Cheerleader-Melissa-vs-Shantelle-Taylor.jpg

After: https://411mania.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Taylor-Wilde-640x370.jpg
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/s/shantelletaylor/gallery/screencaps/1/gallery1/001.jpg

The Columbine Shooting Survivors are just as old as Tamina, Eve, Natalya, Maryse, etc.

They haven't gone through an actual life experience.

Okay I'm blocking Preston again.
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I would post a Jim from The Office gif but with that last post he's proven himself so awful of a person I need to block him.
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Okay I'm blocking Preston again.

It's pretty awesome, I recommend it for everybody!
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What are they going to do with Lacey Lane?

she copies too much from ember

black chick with dreads and stunning eyes that has a hood and a mask

they kind ofhave to team them up they are so similiar in appearance
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I like how Preston's posts never get moderated. I'm convinced I'm moderation marking blacklisted. Or making jokes about columbine shooting survivors isn't offensive at all.
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I would mark it but I blocked him for the second time and I don't want to have to unblock and reblock. I'm lazy, Lopen.

I'm lazy. I need you to understand and accept that.
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Moderations seem to be about 12-16 hours back if that helps.
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Well I tagged it for you guys

ANYWAYS

Pricilla Kelly is a gypsy? New favorite!

Fun fact, PK in gypsy shorthand for prekassa which basically means Bad Luck. So she has Bad Luck on her trunks
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There's a clip of AJ and Jimmy Uso in this video that just had me in stitches. Great character work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fr9a5n_TFU" data-time="
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Read this on another site.

On November 7, 2017, Styles defeated Jinder Mahal to commence his second reign as WWE Champion, while also being recognized as the first person in WWE history to win the title in England. With nearly 320 days to date, Styles is the longest reigning WWE Champion in the past five years, and second longest reigning champion since John Cena's 380-day reign in 2006.

Uhhhhh...
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CM Benoit
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And it was only the third time in history it changed hands on Smackdown!
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Technically those statistics aren't wrong at least! He hasn't been white washed he just must not be named.
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^ Only on the Network and in print.
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Professional wrestling is not an option in today's Poll but it's the only thing close to a sport that I watch.
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Metzler: To me, you completely forfeit your right to this claim of women's empowerment if you take money and then praise people who not only treat women as second class, but don't allow you to allow your women and other talent to appear based on race.

I hate the dude but he is 100% right here.

When did you call that? 5 months ago when it was topical?
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Him again, oy vey. Even if he *does* have a point.
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Do you have to do this literally every single time somebody mentions Meltzer

Just asking
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WWE signed Mia Yim! Super-excited to see more of her in NXT.
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Good for Mia Yim. She's always been outstanding and has stood out to me.
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