Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 456: Nobody expects the Undertaker!

(+) Yeah! (+)

Taichi broke the NEVER Title last night.

https://twitter.com/510njpw/status/1041308614005153792

What a great heel.
---

The cell is red

WHY IS THE CELL RED

I mean I know why

but still
---

I actually don't mind the red

It makes it feel different from a cage in look which is good
---

That was pretty gross

Fun Fact: If Reigns wins tonight hell be the first person to ever go 3-0 inside the Cell

Batista, Owens, and Lesnar are also 2-0
---

a chunk of randy's leg is hanging off to the side
---

Hi I was watching footballs. How has hell in a cell started so far?
---

I dont want to watch this. The screwdriver, the chunk. Blah. Just end it with nobody getting hurt any worse
---

TheKnightOfNee posted...

Hi I was watching footballs. How has hell in a cell started so far?

a chunk of randy's leg is hanging off to the side
---

Jakyl25 posted...

That was pretty gross

Fun Fact: If Reigns wins tonight hell be the first person to ever go 3-0 inside the Cell

Batista, Owens, and Lesnar are also 2-0

You mean when Reigns wins. I dont want him to, but its way too early for his run to end since Vince is using the Shield to get Roman cheered while champion.
---

I missed the leg thing, but that was a sick spot to end it

the ear ws too much I think
---

That was a pretty amazing self-own
---

Glad thats over. Was not a fan of that.
---

when did he hurt his leg
---

Jeff Hardy defeats Jeff Hardy in Hell in a Cell

Congratulations Jeff Hardy
---

so the only thing that makes sense after this is Orton going after the title now
---

You could pretty much digitally erase Orton from the last 5 minutes of the match and it doesnt change much
---

ninkendo posted...

TheKnightOfNee posted...

Hi I was watching footballs. How has hell in a cell started so far?

a chunk of randy's leg is hanging off to the side

oh boy can't believe I missed that
---

Who is this chick by the way

she was a good backstage hand when I watched Smackdown but I dont know who she is.
---

I've seen exploding wire death matches that were less gross than that match

And yes I'm serious. Too much.
---

PG violence too much for you all
---

https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/1040953785550614528
---

Fantastic match

very possible match of the night
---

The Marine 6!!!
---

Well, Becky is champ. Ive seen all I needed to see tonight! Thank you Vince for putting the only thing I cared about on early
---

took a peek at the ppv a bit ago, and it was the start of orton/hardy. I get the name of the ppv, but why is the cell red, it looks so bad (just like the previously stated Punjabi prison match). I think black fencing with red trim would've been better, but i'm not vince/hunter
---

Best straight up no-stips tag match in WWE history

Dethroning Benoit/Jericho vs Austin/Trips
---

That's a pretty big claim Jakyl!

My daughter was crying during a lot of that tag match, so I didn't get to see a lot of it. I guess I'll have to go back and watch the whole thing from start to finish.
---

I think if I cared more about the teams/build I'd probably consider agreeing

It was still really good in spite of that. It had to work to get me into it and it succeeded.
---

One downside though is that it REALLY exposed Dean as just not being on the level of the other 3
---

Jakyl25 posted...

One downside though is that it REALLY exposed Dean as just not being on the level of the other 3

Nope he's much higher.
---

after Joe wins please let him have custody of AJ's kids and have vigenettes of him driving them to school
---

TheRock1525 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

One downside though is that it REALLY exposed Dean as just not being on the level of the other 3

Nope he's much higher.

Im not sure how you could watch everyones work in that match and come away with this conclusion
---

Jakyl25 posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Jakyl25 posted...

One downside though is that it REALLY exposed Dean as just not being on the level of the other 3

Nope he's much higher.

Im not sure how you could watch everyones work in that match and come away with this conclusion

I didn't watch the match.

I just know Dean is the best.
---

That match was SO DAMN GOOD
---

ninkendo posted...

https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/1040953785550614528

He is a commentator on season 3 of ultimate beast master. Made me remember how much I liked him.

Punk is also a commentator.
---

I wonder why this is following that tag match and not the Mixed Tag
---

Why is this not in a cell? It's a blood feud
---

What was the finish to the tag
---

ScareChan posted...

What was the finish to the tag

Seth was hitting Dolph with the Superplex/Falcon Arrow combo, but Drew hit the Claymore as Seth was lifting Dolph up for the Falcon Arrow and Dolph fell on top for the win
---

I hope AJ Styles says on Smackdown that he tapped on Joe out of view of the ref to trick Joe into not kicking out. It would be next level strategy
---

It's hilarious that the psychology of this match is that Miz needs to keep Bryan in there to win <_<
---

And by hilarious I mean character destroying for Bryan
---

That ending was all sorts of awful.

Bryan's comeback tour continues to suck.
---

well, that was a match
---

At this point, if Bryan beat Miz clean I would still say Miz won the feud just by showing that he's clearly on Bryan's level and never had anything to really fear from him
---

Those Jeff Hardy symptoms lead me to diagnose him with a Xenomorph Chestburster
---

I'm disappointed that Maryse apparently can't go whatsoever anymore

I mean she was never a great wrestler but doing something in matches that isn't running away and roll ups would be nice

Also match was bad
---

That's what Maryse did before. She was never good, and I wonder why people think she was "a good worker for the era."

Hide around the ring for the first little while, catfight her way through a match, and then DDT/humping pin for the win. Not much to her, and I can see why they didn't want the "main event" on Smackdown to be anything.
---

Jakyl25 posted...

And by hilarious I mean character destroying for Bryan

No no no no no, just wait! Everyone keeps telling me that now that he's re-signed, his push is coming any day now!
---

Another incredibly produced Rousey match

A+ use of her every step of the way so far
---