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JustMonika
04/17/18 12:23:22 AM
#102:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I've seen @Vyrulisse's hoohah and I liked it.


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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 12:23:59 AM
#103:


When I hear songs I really relate to, I like to imagine writing and singing them. Seeing that newfound respect in people's eyes like maybe I'm not so useless after all.
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I'm honestly really in love with Vulgorn.
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I wanna see Hairy-Man and mipond together. He's a loudmouthed jackass and she's a sweetheart. I like how they interact.
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I hope someone gets warned because of this topic.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 12:26:01 AM
#104:


Once upon a time I used to crush on someone from CE and thought it was crazy to have a crush on someone through a computer screen, but now seeing all these CE couples working out or going well makes me wonder what actually could've happened if I pursued it. Thats not to say I'm not happy now with my current situation, because I truly am and wouldn't have it any other way, and things always have a way of working out. That's not why anyone reads these though lol. The person was hermiione/aeriis or whatever her screen name is now
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I legit have a crush on joe star. Shes exceptionally beautiful, extremely nice, I find her current profession very attractive and respectable, and shes been so cool the few times Ive talked. Keep on being awesome. Im too shy to tell you myself because its probably cringe to have an online crush.
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thronedfire2
04/17/18 12:38:29 AM
#105:


how anonymous is this google form, exactly?
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DezDroppedFreak
04/17/18 12:40:53 AM
#106:


thronedfire2 posted...
how anonymous is this google form, exactly?

If it's still like how I did it you literally just get a spreadsheet of text with no identifiers other than what order you received them
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PiOverlord
04/17/18 1:01:25 AM
#107:


Aeriis is loved here.

Honestly, not trying to sound like a creep, but Aeriis should take advantage of this if she hasn't already, and create a twitch or youtube channel. Probably could make some cash.
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JustMonika
04/17/18 1:04:49 AM
#109:


PiOverlord posted...
Aeriis is loved here.

She's super nice.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:07:32 AM
#110:


I have a mega crush on joestarrr. We've never talked, but if she were to PM me, I would woo her.
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6 women in my life have expressed interest in me. 1 was IRL, and 5 of them have been here. Am I more attractive through a computer screen, or do the women here just have low standards?
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I was legit raped/molested by my adult sister when I was [a certain age]. She made me [redacted] and other stuff. I think that's what started my fucked up life and hatred for/distrusting of women.
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I enjoy [destroying] waifus. It is pretty amusing to see people meltdown if your threaten harm to their beloved 2D character. Some people just take their anime too seriously. It is funny yet sad at the same time.
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I don't think there's anyone here who hasn't crushed on Aeriis at some point, tbh. Obviously she's pretty, but I think it's her demeanor. She has this default friendly attitude that plays so delicately with flirtiness. It's eaten up like candy by lonely people who are desperate to feel like someone's interested in them. Speaking from personal experience there. I always wonder about the romantically charismatic people like that, whether they're aware of the effect they have and if there's any calculation or artifice involved. I mean, everyone wants to feel attractive, right?
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I have frequently have fantasies about doing the dirty with Vyrulisse. And yeah I have seen what she has to offer. I want it.
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I wanna have relations with JustMonika.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:15:05 AM
#111:


I never liked Doom_Art. Finding out that he has cancer didn't suddenly change my opinion of him.
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AlphaCuck
04/17/18 1:16:22 AM
#112:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I never liked Doom_Art. Finding out that he has cancer didn't suddenly change my opinion of him.

Too far.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:19:31 AM
#113:


i think joestarrr is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. she's amazing. looks, brains, and has a career going for her. i would do anything to date her.
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I'm a heterosexual male but wouldn't mind having one gay encounter in my life. I wouldn't go out of my way for it and I wouldn't ever tell anybody about it (anyone I know personally, anyways).
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PiOverlord
04/17/18 1:19:51 AM
#114:


JustMonika posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Aeriis is loved here.

She's super nice.

Yeah, can't disagree with that. Really nice girl, even with all the filth thrown her way.

Aeriis posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Aeriis is loved here.

Honestly, not trying to sound like a creep, but Aeriis should take advantage of this if she hasn't already, and create a twitch or youtube channel. Probably could make some cash.

:3

I'm planning on streaming this summer when I have more time from school. I think it would be really fun.

What games? Would it be Twitch streaming (probably should do twitch as it is more gamer-friendly), or would it be youtube based? Whatever it is, I still feel like a youtube channel is a huge asset. A lot of twitch streamers find that putting some clips of their twitch gaming brings in a lot of people. Consistency is key of course.

Whenever you do, make sure you tell us. I'll try to catch a few streams. Mainly watch Mario Maker and SMO/64 nowadays though.
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Hairy-man
04/17/18 1:20:46 AM
#115:


I am not a loud mouthed jackass!
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:22:40 AM
#116:


Hairy-man posted...
I am not a loud mouthed jackass!

Keep your voice down, bro
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:23:39 AM
#118:


I have a very prolific alt that everyone on CE hates. The fact you'll never find out who I am kind of irks me :l

You can tell me.
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Vulgorn
04/17/18 1:28:26 AM
#119:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm honestly really in love with Vulgorn.


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PiOverlord
04/17/18 1:28:28 AM
#120:


Aeriis posted...
JustMonika posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Aeriis is loved here.

She's super nice.

Thank you!

PiOverlord posted...

What games? Would it be Twitch streaming (probably should do twitch as it is more gamer-friendly), or would it be youtube based? Whatever it is, I still feel like a youtube channel is a huge asset. A lot of twitch streamers find that putting some clips of their twitch gaming brings in a lot of people. Consistency is key of course.

Whenever you do, make sure you tell us. I'll try to catch a few streams. Mainly watch Mario Maker and SMO/64 nowadays though.

I think I would just use Twitch and play my favorite games a few nights a week. I'm not sure how interesting it would be, but I think it would be fun! Maybe I could post some clips to youtube, but I haven't thought too much about it yet tbh

I mean, I guess it depends how hardcore you want to be with growing a channel.

Personally, all the twitch streamers I watch are only because I found them on youtube first.
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joestarrr
04/17/18 1:29:09 AM
#121:


Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm honestly really in love with Vulgorn.



thonk
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Vyrulisse
04/17/18 1:30:56 AM
#122:


joestarrr posted...
Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm honestly really in love with Vulgorn.



thonk

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Biofighter55
04/17/18 1:37:44 AM
#123:


@Sayoria posted...
Sayoria should stop whoring for attention.

Hey, I already bought the whips and chains. Why stop now?


go on...
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Eevee-Trainer
04/17/18 1:39:32 AM
#124:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I don't think there's anyone here who hasn't crushed on Aeriis at some point, tbh.

Nah I haven't. She's pretty nice though, I could see us being decent friends.

AlphaCuck posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I never liked Doom_Art. Finding out that he has cancer didn't suddenly change my opinion of him.

Too far.

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Sayoria
04/17/18 1:41:16 AM
#125:


Biofighter55 posted...
@Sayoria posted...
Sayoria should stop whoring for attention.

Hey, I already bought the whips and chains. Why stop now?


go on...


Go to Hell!!!
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:42:55 AM
#126:


I am known here more by my alt than my main.
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Sayoria
04/17/18 1:43:27 AM
#127:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I am known here more by my alt than my main.


Hi Goatthief
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:43:31 AM
#128:


Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.
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Vulgorn
04/17/18 1:44:10 AM
#129:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.

duncan?
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JustMonika
04/17/18 1:46:43 AM
#130:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I wanna have relations with JustMonika.

Well speak up then!
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 1:47:50 AM
#131:


Will post more tomorrow.
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Sayoria
04/17/18 1:51:57 AM
#132:


Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.

duncan?


I think I know who it is and I feel bad because I always forget about the chat since I am not always on discord. (I leave it up, but yeah)

I feel the same
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OpShaft
04/17/18 1:53:34 AM
#133:


Sayoria posted...
Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.

duncan?


I think I know who it is and I feel bad because I always forget about the chat since I am not always on discord. (I leave it up, but yeah)

I feel the same


It's obviously Duncan
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JustMonika
04/17/18 1:55:16 AM
#134:


OpShaft posted...
It's obviously Duncan

Probably but the quote is pretty accurate from my interactions with Say as well.
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Go_Totodile
04/17/18 2:06:45 AM
#135:


Sayoria posted...
Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.

duncan?


I think I know who it is and I feel bad because I always forget about the chat since I am not always on discord. (I leave it up, but yeah)

I feel the same

Who do YOU think it is?
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Sayoria
04/17/18 2:07:12 AM
#136:


OpShaft posted...
Sayoria posted...
Vulgorn posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Although Sayoria has a reputation as a troll on here, shes actually one of the sweetest people I know off the site. Shes a great person to chat with and get advice from. She listens. Shes completely different from what her persona here shows. Im happy shes my friend.

duncan?


I think I know who it is and I feel bad because I always forget about the chat since I am not always on discord. (I leave it up, but yeah)

I feel the same


It's obviously Duncan


I don't think it is Duncan.
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Maki
04/17/18 8:09:17 AM
#137:


The amount of people here in love with the CE "girls" is embarrassing...
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OpShaft
04/17/18 9:51:45 AM
#138:


Maki posted...
The amount of people here in love with the CE "girls" is embarrassing...


Tbf, they probably just wanna bone, but they gotta be "sweet" all the time, just in case.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 11:48:00 AM
#139:


I think aeriis is really cute, sweet, and funny. I would love to get to know her more, and ask her out... but she lives in another state, and I would hate the long distance xc she seems like a genuinely amazing person
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Why does Vulgorn follow joestarr everywhere? Kinda creepy IMO.
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I love teasing Sayoria, but I think she's a really interesting person, and that she gets everything she wants outta life. She's sweet and generous, and her responses to my posts make me laugh, but she's awesome
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I'll support and defend trans people, but I still believe it's a mental disorder that should be properly treated. I can disagree with it, but still respect them and not make their lives more difficult.
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Nah, it wasn't Goatthief, Sayoria. I do confirm you have seen both my alt and my main.
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I know a deep dark secret about Vulgorn that would ruin his reputation if it got out.
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deez nuts
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I haven't seen Gamer99z post in awhile and I'm somewhat worried. He's helped me a lot over PM and the single nicest user I've interacted with here but I have no way of contacting him off site.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 11:52:07 AM
#140:


This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.

Id gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of biscuits I went and sat at a table.

I want you to picture the scene. Its very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Heres the table, newspaper, cup of coffee and packet of biscuits.

Theres a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.

It didnt look like he was going to do anything weird.

What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of biscuits, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.

Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with.

Theres nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your biscuits.

You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . .

But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldnt do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?

In the end I thought, Nothing for it, Ill just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened.

I took out a biscuit for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadnt because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another biscuit.

Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. Excuse me, I couldnt help but notice . . . I mean, it doesnt really work.

We went through the whole packet like this.

When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight biscuits, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one.

Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back.

A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my biscuits.

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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 11:59:17 AM
#141:


I'm part of the 1 percent and I'm better than you
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As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, he is doing a service of exposing Trump. His jokes about him may be bad but his intentions are good by exposing that [redacted] for who he is: a [redacted] who is trying to gain attention, who is also a sexual predator, and who is ruining this country.

He better enjoy his last Big Mac before people start to realize how shit he really is.

Fuck this [redacted] and all he stands for.

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I don't go to CE. But I received a PM a few days ago about a girl herethat goes here which used to go on a board I go to, that has a crush on me, but I am thinking that it may have been a troll PM, even though I did not speak to her in maybe 2 years, and nobody knows about that.

I forgot who sent it, and I don't want to name any names, but on the off-chance you are reading this, and you may have an idea that you know who I am, or who you are talking about, can you PM me back?

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The vast majority of you are humanitys dregs. I browse CE to pass time at work because your combined fuckupetry is mildly more entertaining than Candy Crush. Stop trying to validate your life through empty attention, memes, and tired arguments with people whose minds wont change.

If you dont have a job you like, spend some time and energy to better yourself to get it. If you dont have a relationship you like, go out and do new things to meet people. If you hate yourself so much that you need negative attention for validation, learn a skill or find a hobby.

CE is for those that either fail at all that or are entertained by the former.

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I'm a CEgal with a crush on a CEman. He's so cute!!!
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I want cornman to give me his cream corn
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I'm actually getting jealous of seeing some of these user with admirers on here. Nobody would even know if I was gone let alone have a thing for me.
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Gafemage
04/17/18 12:03:46 PM
#142:


deez nuts

One of the best confessions ITT so far.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 12:03:55 PM
#143:


I hope the stock market crashes because I believe it'll hurt Trumps presidency.
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I hope everyone on here has a great day today. :)
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I have a huge crush on the jealous person, I know who you are. Wink wink.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 12:17:04 PM
#144:


I tried repeatedly to explain to Dawkins that he has a legitimate psychiatric disorder and needed to see a psychiatrist instead of his dopey "marijuana doctor". His obsessive narcissism may be annoying, but it's also a direct result of his psychiatric disorder. All of this could have been avoided if someone in his life would have intervened. It's truly a shame and people that laugh at him should also be ashamed.
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When I was [a certain age] I met with someone who I solely talked to online and I met him at the mall and we were supposed to just hang out at the mall but he drove up in a car and after some small talk he asked if I'd like to see a movie instead, being young and dumb I said yes and got in the car with him. It was late and it was dark and he parked really far from the theater and we sat for a second and he start touching and trying to kiss me and I tell him no and tell him to take me back to the mall, he tells me to give him a blowjob and I tell him no but then he's like "I will leave you here and you'll have to walk back in the dark" so I just give in and do it and then we drive back to the mall and he leaves me there and I sit on the curb for like an hour and wait for my brother to pick me up. I've never told anyone but my best friend.
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I'm actually a liberal but I pretend to be a racist conservative just to make people angry.
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I want to sweeten up cornman's sweet corn ;)
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Superlinkbro
04/17/18 12:22:44 PM
#145:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm actually a liberal but I pretend to be a racist conservative just to make people angry.

LOL
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DocileOrangeCup
04/17/18 12:24:43 PM
#147:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
I want cornman to give me his cream corn
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I want to sweeten up cornman's sweet corn ;)

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Coffeebeanz
04/17/18 12:25:39 PM
#148:


Bullet_Wing posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm actually a liberal but I pretend to be a racist conservative just to make people angry.

LOL

I'm certain there are quite a few of those.


I'm Liberal/Libertarian but I often take opposing views online just because I find a lot of liberals to be annoyingly elitist.
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Vulgorn
04/17/18 12:29:01 PM
#149:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
Why does Vulgorn follow joestarr everywhere? Kinda creepy IMO.

ShinigamiSoul posted...
I know a deep dark secret about Vulgorn that would ruin his reputation if it got out.


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Slip-N-Slide
04/17/18 12:30:52 PM
#150:


Coffeebeanz posted...
I'm Liberal/Libertarian

Uhh, what?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/17/18 12:30:54 PM
#151:


Dude who wants to sleep with SableWolfAngel, thats no confession thats just a natural state. If i do not, during all points of the day, wish that i could [redacted] a coffee table and disappoint her for 2 minutes, then brother somethings wrong with men. Dont be shy
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As a CEgal, I'd like to see a pic of Admiral. Most of the Democrats on the board are just a bunch of cucks, and most Republicans are hot.
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darkness within darkness awaits you
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I saw when Capn Circus slipped up and criticized the hell out of Trump on the wrong account before deleting. He has at least one account where he speaks fluently and rationally against Trump, and then the Capn account where he acts like a racist scumbag.
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I think that the Admiral legitimately hates black people
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I also pretend to support Trump, but actually despise him. It's just funny to trigger CE's liberals.
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I often have to remind myself that humanity as a whole isnt a scourge, the things I read and see, and the way people think is often so gross, but I do know theres some good out there, I guess. Maybe.
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