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Leanaunfurled
03/26/18 3:12:47 PM
#101:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Seems like there is drama in this topic since someone got suspended.

That said I wonder if Harpie likes getting people modded with these type of bait topics.

Harpie doesn't do shit to get people modded lol. Same with anyone else. If someone's modded, it's from something they posted of their own volition. Personal accountability, yo.
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thronedfire2
03/26/18 3:13:42 PM
#102:


Harpie does Tove Lo's new cd turn you on

I just bought it and it seems like pretty good bangin music
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Pepys Monster
03/26/18 3:17:36 PM
#103:


Harpie posted...
WHERE ARE THEY PEPY?? WHERE

q:

They're the nice, sorta nerdy guys who might not have 15" biceps. You can find them at college or anywhere really. Maybe you should try daygame like those PUA guys. It could pay off.
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DragonGirlYuki
03/26/18 3:25:31 PM
#104:


Leanaunfurled posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
Seems like there is drama in this topic since someone got suspended.

That said I wonder if Harpie likes getting people modded with these type of bait topics.

Harpie doesn't do shit to get people modded lol. Same with anyone else. If someone's modded, it's from something they posted of their own volition. Personal accountability, yo.

I hear people complain about her being an attention seeker.

Then again you need someone to take the bait (intentional or not) and some people fall for it.
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Leanaunfurled
03/26/18 3:35:05 PM
#105:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
I hear people complain about her being an attention seeker.

Then again you need someone to take the bait (intentional or not) and some people fall for it.

She is. She doesn't *make* people do anything. If people can't control themselves and lash out and smash out vulgarity towards a girl who just talks about her personal life a lot without really being mean to anyone, that is their issue. Not hers.
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Carlbertomfg
03/26/18 3:35:46 PM
#106:


Speaking for mahself here but I find her topics some of the more entertaining on this board.
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mipond
03/26/18 3:44:39 PM
#107:


Harpie posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Wait biceps guy? Didn't he tell you he was hella gay?

Nah that was my highschool crush. Different guy

Carlbertomfg posted...
That means don't do it. Or rather don't do him. Or let him do you. In fact, don't do any doing at all.

Can you lend an opinion as to why the last two guys I've been with only wanted a FWB relationship??

I DONT UNDERSTAND

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Damnit harpie youre supposed be eating corn right now



mipond posted...
Harpie my first time was perfect, fun, and I'll never forget it..not ever. I loved my first (and only so far) guy and that's what made it special...plus he loved me.

Don't you want something nice to remember? You always remember the first.

For me, I don't necessarily have those expectations of a perfect, amazing first time. I expect it to be awkward and fumbly and painful. But I do want it to be with someone I care about.

There's no guarentee of it being nice though, regardless of who I'm with. My first kiss for example was completely abysmal lmao

It doesn't have to be, especially if the guy is experienced and knows it's your first time....then he will be all about making it great for you.
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Pepys Monster
03/26/18 4:01:10 PM
#108:


mipond posted...
It doesn't have to be, especially if the guy is experienced and knows it's your first time....then he will be all about making it great for you.

lol, no. An experienced guy will most-likely be a douche who wants to get his nut and bail. He won't care if it's great for her. A guy with feelings for her will.
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treewojima
03/26/18 4:05:08 PM
#109:


Lol, you don't want your first time to be with a little virgin dick that doesn't give a fuck about you
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BlazinBlue88
03/26/18 4:06:48 PM
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JustMonika
03/26/18 4:15:31 PM
#111:


Hold on to your virginity, I'm sure it's doing a lot for you.
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Choco
03/26/18 4:20:14 PM
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Pepys Monster
03/26/18 4:27:56 PM
#113:


treewojima posted...
Lol, you don't want your first time to be with a little virgin dick that doesn't give a fuck about you

LOL, this is so true. At least choose a virgin guy who cares about you.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/26/18 4:36:10 PM
#114:


Make sure it's not on a metal futon with thin, widely-spaced bars and a thin mattress. It will make it annoying for him. Just saying.

I get what mipond was saying. I guess everyone's needs are different though. Growing up, I never just "wanted to fuck some girl," I wanted a proper girlfriend I loved who also wanted to touch my penis. Some people are cool with hookups, others are not. Make sure you know what you want.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/18 4:36:51 PM
#115:


Pepys Monster posted...
treewojima posted...
Lol, you don't want your first time to be with a little virgin dick that doesn't give a fuck about you

LOL, this is so true. At least choose a virgin guy who cares about you.

This
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/26/18 4:40:32 PM
#116:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Seems like there is drama in this topic since someone got suspended.

That said I wonder if Harpie likes getting people modded with these type of bait topics.


It sounded like krystal was just saying overly explicit stuff or something. I didn't see the posts.

Also, 3-4 inches? Harpie was he flaccid or erect? I agree that you should wait, but if you stay in contact with him and he ends up actually wanting a relationship and things work out and you and he eventually fuck, if he is only 3-4 inches erect (assuming he's not super girthy), that's probably a good size to shoot for if you want to minimize discomfort.
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DragonGirlYuki
03/26/18 5:24:19 PM
#117:


Leanaunfurled posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
I hear people complain about her being an attention seeker.

Then again you need someone to take the bait (intentional or not) and some people fall for it.

She is. She doesn't *make* people do anything. If people can't control themselves and lash out and smash out vulgarity towards a girl who just talks about her personal life a lot without really being mean to anyone, that is their issue. Not hers.

Ah yeah it is the responders' fault for falling for the "trolling / bait." That said I don't mind the topics and don't think they are intentionally made to attract shit posting. They can be a bit entertaining at times although some of the responses are cringeworthy.
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LordMarshal
03/26/18 5:28:18 PM
#118:


All Harpies topics are sad desperate screams for attention that get louder and more desperate with each new one.

Next topic: I am currently having sex AMA.

"This guy doesnt appear to be enjoying this. Is that normal?"
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JlM
03/26/18 5:39:00 PM
#119:


thronedfire2 posted...
Harpie does Tove Lo's new cd turn you on

I just bought it and it seems like pretty good bangin music


Holy shit. I didn't even know there was an album after Lady Wood. Tove is great sexing tunes. Gonna have to check out Blue Lips.
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PoopPotato
03/26/18 8:00:36 PM
#120:


Is this the same girl that used to dress up as Pikachu and bang Bob?
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ImNotAnIdiot
03/26/18 8:02:09 PM
#121:


PoopPotato posted...
Is this the same girl that used to dress up as Pikachu and bang Bob?

That's Hermiione

@Aeriis
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CanuckCowboy
03/26/18 8:06:29 PM
#122:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Damn it Cornman, go down there and plow that field, if we don't harvest corn this fall we'll starve

im too weak from this revelation to move


I'll beat that guy up for you.

And then force the guy to watch you be the bull. The obvious downside being me and some angry guy who just got beat up will be watching you have sex. So....
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Harpie
03/26/18 9:54:38 PM
#123:


JlM posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Harpie does Tove Lo's new cd turn you on

I just bought it and it seems like pretty good bangin music


Holy shit. I didn't even know there was an album after Lady Wood. Tove is great sexing tunes. Gonna have to check out Blue Lips.

Tove Lo is fucking great, one of my favorite ones from her new album is Disco Tits

10/10
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thronedfire2
03/26/18 10:48:40 PM
#124:


I like bitches
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Tyranthraxus
03/26/18 10:51:42 PM
#125:


LordMarshal posted...
All Harpies topics are sad desperate screams for attention that get louder and more desperate with each new one.

Next topic: I am currently having sex AMA.

"This guy doesnt appear to be enjoying this. Is that normal?"


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Ah yeah it is the responders' fault for falling for the "trolling / bait." That said I don't mind the topics and don't think they are intentionally made to attract shit posting. They can be a bit entertaining at times although some of the responses are cringeworthy.


if someone else getting more attention than you makes you so jealous you post ban-worthy shit that hardly seems like their fault.

I'd get it if she was posting inherently controversial shit with a bad attitude all the time like Sayoria but all Harpie's topics are some variation of "I dyed my hair some stupid color lol"
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Tadamoto38
03/29/18 5:53:04 AM
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ssj3vegeta2
03/29/18 6:13:28 AM
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Vermander
03/29/18 6:45:53 AM
#128:


TRICEPS MAN!

and his trusty sidekick, BICEPS BOY!

Unite!
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Muffinz0rz
03/29/18 10:52:45 AM
#129:


Tadamoto38 posted...
Well did harpie get plowed?

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Carlbertomfg
03/29/18 10:57:39 AM
#130:


She's as pure as the driven snow.
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teepan95
03/29/18 11:49:34 AM
#131:


Carlbertomfg posted...
She's as pure as the driven snow.

@alexadorable you have a contender, it seems
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Darkman124
03/29/18 11:51:30 AM
#132:


LordMarshal posted...

Next topic: I am currently having sex AMA.

"This guy doesnt appear to be enjoying this. Is that normal?"


that is more of a doctor_dementia thing really
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alexadorable
03/29/18 5:15:42 PM
#133:


teepan95 posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
She's as pure as the driven snow.

@alexadorable you have a contender, it seems


I'm not fairly intimidated. But thanks for keeping me posted bud
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Mufflnz0rz
03/30/18 11:06:16 AM
#134:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Tadamoto38 posted...
Well did harpie get plowed?

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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
03/30/18 11:11:56 AM
#135:


Lmao
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ChewedMint
03/30/18 11:43:30 AM
#136:


Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
Lmao
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nevershine
03/30/18 11:44:57 AM
#137:


She's prolly tied up in dudes closet or van or something....
It's time to be concerned
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Carlbertomfg
03/30/18 11:45:22 AM
#138:


:[
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PoopPotato
03/30/18 2:12:00 PM
#139:


They met in Oklahoma, he put that pussy into a coma
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Vulgarn
03/30/18 2:14:51 PM
#140:


RIP

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bulletproofvita
03/30/18 6:04:22 PM
#141:


So did she hava da secks?
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ssj3vegeta
03/30/18 6:04:51 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot
03/30/18 7:03:44 PM
#143:


Looks like she's been lurking, but hasn't actually posted on CE in 3 days.
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ChewedMint
03/31/18 9:58:27 PM
#144:


Must've been really good
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Harpie
04/01/18 1:39:26 AM
#145:


no secks

just sadness
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Foppe
04/01/18 1:41:34 AM
#146:


*hugs*
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DocileOrangeCup
04/01/18 1:43:09 AM
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Vulgarn
04/01/18 1:43:24 AM
#148:


Storytime.
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Carlbertomfg
04/01/18 1:44:37 AM
#149:


Harpie posted...
no secks

just sadness

I think you did the right thing!
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solosnake
04/01/18 1:45:23 AM
#150:


And now I'm askin, who do you belong to now?
Who you give that love to now?
Who you pullin up on?
Who you gettin sprung for now?
And what they got that I ain't got? Cause I got a lot
Don't make me run up on 'em, got me blowin up their spot
Cause I ain't got no business catchin feelings anyway
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