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Harpie 03/26/18 3:33:34 AM #1: |
AGGHHSHSNSKSBSHANDBDBXB
send help --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vulgorn 03/26/18 3:34:19 AM #2: |
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DocileOrangeCup 03/26/18 3:35:34 AM #3: |
>_>
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Eevee-Trainer 03/26/18 3:36:35 AM #4: |
Dammit Cornman you better not be getting cucked
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Foppe 03/26/18 3:36:53 AM #5: |
I'll take the next plane and introduce every guy that even look in your direction to my fists, you shall be a wizard!
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DocileOrangeCup 03/26/18 3:36:55 AM #6: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Dammit Cornman you better not be getting cucked i 100% am --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 03/26/18 3:38:28 AM #7: |
Damn it Cornman, go down there and plow that field, if we don't harvest corn this fall we'll starve
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ToonLinkWithGun 03/26/18 3:39:02 AM #8: |
Enjoy that 10 seconds
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DocileOrangeCup 03/26/18 3:40:41 AM #9: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Damn it Cornman, go down there and plow that field, if we don't harvest corn this fall we'll starve im too weak from this revelation to move --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/26/18 3:44:31 AM #10: |
Vulgorn posted...
Biceps boi? Yes o-o Foppe posted... I'll take the next plane and introduce every guy that even look in your direction to my fists, you shall be a wizard! What even what what does this even mean DocileOrangeCup posted... Eevee-Trainer posted...Dammit Cornman you better not be getting cucked corn pls ToonLinkWithGun posted... Enjoy that 10 seconds lmao --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 03/26/18 3:45:48 AM #11: |
Harpie posted...
what does this even mean You turn into a wizard if you are a virgin on your 30th birthday. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 03/26/18 3:47:30 AM #12: |
Didn't an 18 year old virgin girl auction off her virginity for $500,000? It makes you think.
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Vulgorn 03/26/18 3:47:39 AM #13: |
Harpie posted...
Yes o-o I told hit his convictions would go out the window once he got horny. What happened to RESIST though? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 03/26/18 3:49:40 AM #14: |
Foppe posted...
Harpie posted...what does this even mean since WHEN Pepys Monster posted... Didn't an 18 year old virgin girl auction off her virginity for $500,000? It makes you think. pepy pls no one wants me 500k much Vulgorn posted... Harpie posted...Yes o-o I think I will resist tbh. He's being... really weird about it --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 03/26/18 3:50:07 AM #15: |
Yes resist yes
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 3:51:27 AM #16: |
Just think of the power, glory, intensity, and godliness of being penetrated for the first time. Lay on your back or stomach closing your innocent eyes of yours. Nervous and scared your heartbeat begins to feel faster as you feel your partner slowly insert himself inside of you. Your mouth opens wide in shock as your cherry is being turned into jam. You slowly whimper "yes" under your breath as you are evolving from a innocent little girl into a grown woman.
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Vulgorn 03/26/18 3:57:58 AM #17: |
Harpie posted...
That's smart tbh. Less drama, less bullshit. For a one time cas fuck it doesn't matter, and this clearly isn't that since you've been talking for a bit now and his religions come up, along with his weirdness. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 03/26/18 3:58:37 AM #18: |
Harpie posted...
since WHEN Since 2001. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-year-old-virgin-wizard --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 03/26/18 4:01:28 AM #19: |
Harry Potter says you're either born a wizard or not born a wizard or witch if you're female.
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bulletproofvita 03/26/18 4:02:34 AM #20: |
Whoohoo!!!
Updates please... When you can. Every minute....during. --- New Sig pending... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 4:03:15 AM #21: |
A video would nice too
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Duncanwii 03/26/18 4:04:58 AM #22: |
bulletproofvita posted...
Whoohoo!!! Krystalcyanide posted... A video would nice too Posts like these are why CE has such a bad reputation. --- Pic of my gf and me: https://imgur.com/gallery/blAC3 Link to my Pokemon Board:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1409-the-pokemon-center ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 03/26/18 4:06:15 AM #23: |
Cornman, get harpie to slob on your corn cob already
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Offworlder1 03/26/18 4:11:11 AM #24: |
Have fun Harpie and remember to use protection and dont let the guy pressure you into doing anything your uncomfortable with.
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omega cookie 03/26/18 4:17:37 AM #25: |
He's gonna dump a load in your ass and you're gonna get worms.
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_MorningStar 03/26/18 4:19:20 AM #26: |
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 4:20:09 AM #27: |
He's gonna turn your cherry into red jam for his PB and J
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ImNotAnIdiot 03/26/18 4:21:09 AM #28: |
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MoistenedYouth 03/26/18 4:39:18 AM #29: |
please don't do this :(
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apolloooo 03/26/18 4:41:24 AM #30: |
blasted by limitless chad dick?
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Tadamoto39 03/26/18 4:44:51 AM #31: |
More proof how easy it is for girls
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Burnt_Puke82 03/26/18 4:46:05 AM #32: |
You can just let cornman stand in a corner and watch.
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 5:38:12 AM #33: |
You can just show me the tape in private its ok. You have to understand you're putting yourself out there and to me watching a scared nervous young defenseless t-girl like you getting touched beneath the underwear for the first time is a very special experience you only enjoy once in life. If you wish to get perverts like me off your back save it for marriage seriously.
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treewojima 03/26/18 5:48:52 AM #34: |
saw this coming a mile away. it's gonna suck though, he's gonna last like a minute and fumble around like a gynecologist in training
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CarlGrimes 03/26/18 5:56:40 AM #35: |
treewojima posted...
saw this coming a mile away. it's gonna suck though, he's gonna last like a minute and fumble around like a gynecologist in training You are assuming it is his first time as well. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 6:13:48 AM #36: |
If its the guy's first time as well he's sure as hell not going to know how to pleasure somebody with Anal Sex. If Harpo and boyfriend do it, the boyfriend better go slow and use lots of lube cause if dude just shoves it in a virgin rectum canal dude's gonna hurt the woman. Later on both of them will feel extremely awkard about it cause the boyfriend didn't know what the fuck he was doing. Also TC should practice with light buttplugs maybe permanent markers with lube or Vaseline to get an idea if she's ready for the real thing or not. She posted this topic so I assume she's serious and just trying to make sure both have a pleasant and special first time.
Bad thing is TC might turn into a sex addict over time considering I've fucked plenty of inexperienced virgin crossdressers and t-girls. After the first time they lose all shyness and anxiety and will nag you for more but like I said if dude just shoves it in like a turboslug at full force it becomes something much different and could cost both of them a relationship together. --- Now Playing: Secret of Mana PS4 Remake Dissidia NT and WWE 2k18 for PS4 as well ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fusespliff 03/26/18 6:14:21 AM #37: |
Tadamoto39 posted...
More proof how easy it is for girls Behold! Probably the most powerful wizard in existence. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 03/26/18 6:18:00 AM #38: |
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MoistenedYouth 03/26/18 6:19:19 AM #39: |
fusespliff posted...
Tadamoto39 posted...More proof how easy it is for girls ur a wizard @Harpie --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 03/26/18 6:26:24 AM #40: |
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Vengeance29 03/26/18 6:29:16 AM #41: |
Krystalcyanide posted...
Just think of the power, glory, intensity, and godliness of being penetrated for the first time. Lay on your back or stomach closing your innocent eyes of yours. Nervous and scared your heartbeat begins to feel faster as you feel your partner slowly insert himself inside of you. Your mouth opens wide in shock as your cherry is being turned into jam. You slowly whimper "yes" under your breath as you are evolving from a innocent little girl into a grown woman. omega cookie posted... He's gonna dump a load in your ass and you're gonna get worms. Lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 03/26/18 6:48:33 AM #42: |
You should have gone to the gym, gotten bigger biceps than him, and then fucked him with a strap on.
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Duncanwii 03/26/18 6:52:12 AM #43: |
What's with all the people discussing anal? Who the fuck does that as their first time?
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 6:53:18 AM #44: |
PoopPotato posted...
What's all this talk about anal cherries? The "cherry" is an sacred term used to identify a male or female virgin. For females they usually have a hymen which symbolizes purity of a woman. For males since we have what they call a "key to the treasure chest" but on the other side of the valley us males have the rectum. From my experience, Anal Cherries are easy to spot and identiy a pure human for sex. You can usually tell by how small the rectum hole is and if there's two light red colored skin on the entrance which signifys the truth of the person you're going to have sex with. To tell if a guy or girl has had sexual experience being the "bottom" the two light red colored marks on the skin/butthole would be "popped" and the rectum hole appearing much bigger than a usual person's. --- Now Playing: Secret of Mana PS4 Remake Dissidia NT and WWE 2k18 for PS4 as well ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImNotAnIdiot 03/26/18 7:11:42 AM #45: |
I know others are thinking it so I'll just say it.
This Krystal user is creepy as shit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krystalcyanide 03/26/18 7:23:30 AM #46: |
Im just telling it like it is, to be completely honest I don't exactly enjoy Vagina unless its for breeding children in the name of God or if I help a friend out and say they let me have their girlfriend or wife for a night with both consent.. There's nothing creepy about sex especially when I had every guy and Trans person give me their consent before being evolved or a friend lent me access to their spouse.
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treewojima 03/26/18 7:32:06 AM #47: |
way to make your standard weird CE topic even weirder, Krystal
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Delirious_Beard 03/26/18 7:33:04 AM #48: |
what in the fuck
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KogaSteelfang 03/26/18 7:33:39 AM #49: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Dammit Cornman you better not be getting shucked Fixed. Also... treewojima posted... saw this coming a mile away. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang ... Copied to Clipboard!
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V-E-G-Y- 03/26/18 7:49:31 AM #50: |
Don't forget to use protection, also did you get your tubes tied yet
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